Problem: High juvenile crime rates. Also, we're facists, so we want to nip any feelings of rebellion in the bud.

Solution: Stick a bunch of kids on an island and let them kill each other. Less kids, less crime! And everyone else will be too scared to revolt!

Problem: High juvenile crime rates. Also, we're facists, so we want to nip any feelings of rebellion in the bud.

Solution: Stick a bunch of kids on an island and let them kill each other. Less kids, less crime! And everyone else will be too scared to revolt!

Problem: High juvenile crime rates. Also, we're facists, so we want to nip any feelings of rebellion in the bud.

Solution: Stick a bunch of kids on an island and let them kill each other. Less kids, less crime! And everyone else will be too scared to revolt!

Problem: High juvenile crime rates. Also, we're facists, so we want to nip any feelings of rebellion in the bud.

Solution: Stick a bunch of kids on an island and let them kill each other. Less kids, less crime! And everyone else will be too scared to revolt!

Problem: The country is too monogamous, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Solution: Make bigamy legal! Culture shift can be forced by making into a law, right?

Problem: Distract the public (and the entire world) from the fact that Japan has become a totalitarian capitalist hellscape. Also, reinforce class structures but do away with that pesky 'welfare' system.

Solution: An ostentatious 500-person quiz televised to the entire nation every night.

Problem: Youth suicide and bullying is on the rise, and national morale is at an all-time low.

Solution: Pick a person randomly for the entire nation to flat out ignore for a year, or until they either leave the country or kill themselves. Is it weird that all the candidates so far have been under 18? ...Hell no!

Problem: The birth rate is decreasing, but our interest in eugenics is sky high!

Solution: Pair 16-year-olds off by genetic compatibility, and punish any dissidents by slapping them with huge fines and social ostracisation.

Problem: The birth rate is plummeting, and so is our economy.

Solution: Polygamy! But with a ridiculous amount of stipulations... that the protagonist gets to shirk because he was branded a hero after surviving a plane accident.

Problem: Immorality is infecting our children, and we're too prudish to educate them about healthy boundaries and all that shit.

Solution: Crack down on all immoral language and explicit material. Porn? Dirty words? Double entendres? Basic sex education? BAN IT ALL. While we're at it, make the kids wear compliance monitors!

Problem: Immorality is infecting our children, and we're too prudish to educate them about healthy boundaries and all that shit.

Solution: Crack down on all immoral language and explicit material. Porn? Dirty words? Double entendres? Basic sex education? BAN IT ALL. While we're at it, make the kids wear compliance monitors!

Problem: Immorality is infecting our children, and we're too prudish to educate them about healthy boundaries and all that shit.

Solution: Crack down on all immoral language and explicit material. Porn? Dirty words? Double entendres? Basic sex education? BAN IT ALL. While we're at it, make the kids wear compliance monitors!

Problem: The birth rate is decreasing, but our interest in eugenics is sky high!

Solution: Pair 14-year-olds off by genetic compatibility. Even if they're siblings, it's fine! (Even Darwin knew that's not fine!!)