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Dionkeykong

  • Greece
  • Joined Jan 6, 2016
  • 33 / M

You know, there comes a point in life where everything seems futile. You don't have the will to get your self out of bed and even breathing is like the hardest thing to do. And just when you think that it can't possibly get any worse than that you take the monumental decision to check out what's new in the world..Wars, famine, aids, ebola etc. After you are sick and tired of everything the world has to offer and you're on the verge of commiting suicide the sweet lord that loves you sends an angel bathing the room in holy light. The angel smiles at you and hands you a case. In it is the dvd of Sekai de Ichiban Tsuyoku Naritai.

Now, you have 2 choices. Either give that bastard a good beating and shove up his holy ass the dvd or you sit your ass down and watch it. If you're sane you'll kick that winged fucker's face in and get on with hanging your self and if you're barking mad then......And that will be the worse decision you'll ever make.

Why? Cause this anime is far worse than any despicable horrors people went through in nazi Germany.....Know what? This might actually be a form of terroristic attack from Japan to us pesky outsiders. Sure not many people died watching this but the number of people enclosed in mental facilities went through the damn roof and into the heavenly skies.

So after learning the best meditation techniques and taking my brave pills i decided to take on this fucker and i wasn't ready for the full head on assault on all my senses. The screams still echo in my head.

And screams is indeed all you get with this anime among other things. But before that let's see what is the story..It all starts when the popular all girl group Sweet Diva's 2 prominent members Sakura and Elena Miyazawa go for a promotional thingy to a gym where female athletes of pro-wrestling are doing their thing. Whilst in the gym, Elena makes a stupid remark which makes a sadistic bitch by the name of Rio Kazama go insane, placing Elena in an excruciating submission hold ending it with an insult to all idols. Determined to uphold the honour of pop idols Sakura challenges Rio to a wrestling match. Well we all know what comes next right? Sakura beat he....Nah she got more beaten up than Rihanna was thus beginning the most painful journey in history.

Everything after that is the hentai enthusiast's dream. Girl on girl action with more crotch close ups than all of Salieri's films combined. More ass close ups than those featured in the lifespan of Playboy even topping the amount of screams heard in the torture chambers in USSR. If you came here by any chance to watch the equivelant of WWE in its' glory days, might i suggest not holding your breath? The entirety of the anime is all about girls sitting on top of each other, crotch and ass in all their glory and screams that never seem to stop even for a second.

Sakura especially is head of scream headquarters. First 6 eps are full of Sakura losing each fucking match and screaming like a wounded hyena. Let me repeat that again for those who didn't get it the first time. 6 freaking eps full of Sakura losing each match and screaming like a black metal band's singer...With crotch, ass and boob close ups of course cause you're a dirty, dirty pervert..God i hope Sakura's voice actor was paid in pure gold cause let me tell you, she deserves it for ruining her throat by screaming for an entire year.

I don't think there's something else to talk about concerning this anime. It's just a watered down hentai with the same watered down hentai animation and music and voice acting.

I cannot stress enough how much you should NOT watch this thing. Avoid it at all costs, avoid it like you would avoid sticking your penis in a beehive. If you wanna spend time on something spend it on sticking your head up your arse and watch your life fade away in eternal darkness and human waste.

0.5/10 story
3.5/10 animation
2/10 sound
0.5/10 characters
1/10 overall
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