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Dionkeykong

  • Greece
  • Joined Jan 6, 2016
  • 33 / M

Wow this feels like an AA meeting all right.Hi i'm Dion and i'm an animeholic.Which definitely beats my other bad habits of being an alcoholic and a total self destructive [email protected] hey,nobody is perfect so don't judge.

Now,i won't bother you with any self introductory bullcrap cause A)it's not of your bussiness what i do or who i am and B)i don't think you're interested.But if you are by any chance interested contact your local psychiatrist and seek his help.Shock therapy does wonders,i hear.By power of deduction then we're here cause we share the same passion..No not that for god's sake,that's just gross.The other one,anime..Dear lord what has gone wrong with the world?Maybe another purge of humankind is in order? 

So,anime then..What am i looking for in an anime?Besides the usual cliche stuff i'm looking for,what i like to call it,the X factor..Not the one with the talentless oafs being turned to idols by some idiotic industry whores who couldn't care less about music.No,what i'm looking for is that thing that makes an anime special,makes u wanna watch it even if it means dying from dehydration,a good laugh,a good story,a good execution(of the story).In essence all those things that add up to make an anime much,much better than the mass produced shit that are being praised by people with tiny little brains who believe that Germans went on a summer holiday to Poland..

What you're gonna get here then is not the same old "Oh look how beatiful everything is" and "Love conquers all".You're not getting some pink,barbie-ish approach of things.This isn't a playground where everything is all comfy clouds and angels smearing honey into Sofia Vergara.What you do get is a cynical old hector coming out of the lake and machine gunning little puppies for fun.A smack in the mouth to the easily impressed-easily offended generation.

You don't like the things i say in my reviews?Please feel free to keep it to yourselves.2 reasons why:1)i honestly don't care and 2)see No 1..For me to care means your opinion holds some value..And trust me your opinion means squat to me.Especially if you're a member of the "fanboys nerd-squad" and your attitude is bigger than the basement you dwell.Are you offended by the way i express my thoughts?That's your problem,not mine.Maybe you think that by being offended by every single thing you become member of a special club or something and deserve better treatment and special attention.Got news for you,YOU DON"T DESERVE SHIT.All you manage to do is get on people's nerves and spoil the fun for everyone who is normal and wants to suck the milk out of free expression's tit dry.And that's our god given right,our ancestors have fought and fallen for our right to freedom of expression.And some snowflakes over the internet are not gonna take it from us.

Wanna have a laugh while reading the rants of some drunk bloke?Be my guest and enjoy your stay.Trust me it's way more fun this side of the pond.

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Varagauzer Jun 4, 2018

For the sake of my own mental health, I'm not going to watch that movie lol

Parakasha Jan 13, 2018

Man, it's almost like opinions don't matter on an "objective" battlefield. You're acting like I slapped your mother right in front of you, of which I didn't. All I did was point out the shortcomings in your reviews in an extremely mocking way, and you got all uptight and in my face about it. Lmao. It's good to add to your reviews from your own personal perspective, but don't let it blind your judgment from the positives of a show. Speaking of tolerance, I've also none for idiots like yourself, as I've dealt with enough of you fags over the years. 

Ironkitten1818 Jan 13, 2018

Thank you for your honest and refreshing reviews. I needed and anime fan who wasn’t still feeding off his mothers tit. I just am glad I found you. Keep up the outstanding job. Love Nina. 

Parakasha Jan 12, 2018

Nah, I just like laughing at fools who think they're hot shit for their "taste", of which I can safely say you have none. Your reviews are short-sighted, bland, and thoughtless, and you throw too much of your own personal enjoyment into your ratings. You're not "rating" anything; you're bandwagoning off your own taste. The whole sister shpeel was to make fun of you for saying your sister can draw better than the animation in Tsuritama, of which has colorful and abstract that is very refreshing. If you're too "bored" to go through a nice and soft show, maybe good anime isn't for you...

Varagauzer Nov 30, 2017

My bad I now realised i was follwing you all along! lol