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My Girlfriend is Shobitch

Nov 4, 2021

"When you have a good product you don't have the need to advertise it" I start with this old saying cause MGS based on title alone tries too hard to advertise itself as something way more hardcore than it really is. To put it into perspective this anime is more of a biblical scope disaster, like say, locusts and less of a Japanese epiphany, like say, the Walkman or for you youngsters the Playstation...Another great example would be cocaine..Have you seen lately any drug dealers on TV advertising their product? Course not cause people know what a good product is and seek it on their own and as a... See full review

2/10 story
4/10 animation
2.5/10 sound
2/10 characters
2/10 overall

When Supernatural Battles Became Commonplace

Sep 13, 2021

Most times i don't want to judge an anime from its' cover but 90% of the time my gut is right and when i came accross the title of this anime i should have known what i was going into. But i made the fatal mistake of reading reviews before i went into it, which i rarely do and almost always i end up disappointed not only by the anime itself but by the reviewers themselves and if we were talking amateur reviewers that would be fine(i'm used to easily impressed people by now) but to think that pro reviewers were singing praises like this was the reincarnation of Jesus Christ..You can read any review in here... See full review

2/10 story
6/10 animation
4.5/10 sound
3/10 characters
4/10 overall

Tanaka-kun is Always Listless

Sep 5, 2021

Tanaka kun is Always Listless-and this may surprise you-is a comedy anime with a school setting as if there aren't a ton of garbage out there with the same premise. It's as if the industry that produced so many exciting and thought provocative animes is now a stagnant pool of shit and i blame YOU, the viewers, cause when an interesting anime appears if it hurts your feelings you take to twatter and cry internet tears of despair so we end up with crap like this one. TIAL is about Tanaka, who is a lazy as fuck student who wants to do nothing but sleep. In his quest for total nothingness his... See full review

1.5/10 story
5/10 animation
5/10 sound
3/10 characters
3.5/10 overall

Noir

Aug 17, 2021

It's been too long since i last saw Noir and for some reason my taint was itching to have a go at it for a 2nd time after 19 years and if i'm honest i shouldn't have made this fatal mistake cause what i watched with my innocent eyes and rose tinted galsses back then....Let's find out, shall we? Noir, for starters, is part of a trilogy of animes themed as Girls with Dild.....Oh it's not that kind of deadly device...Girls with frying pans then? No not that either..Oh yes of course, silly me. It's Girls with Guns (and Roses)..And as was the case with band this anime is also overrated. Sure the members look... See full review

4/10 story
4.5/10 animation
4/10 sound
2/10 characters
3.5/10 overall

My Sister, My Writer

Aug 15, 2021

My sister, My writer, My life that slowly faded away and like dust in the wind was scattered all over the mountains of despair where my loved ones mourned my passing, while my coffin was, slowly but steadily, going down to my final resting place, where maggots would feast on my dead flesh and demons would rape my soul in hell for eternity....Death was only the beginning.... And death would be a nice change of pace in this instance, where i find my self reviewing and at the same time warning people not to fall for this trap..If i make no sense or my grammar has gone to shit FUCK YOU i'm trying to turn my... See full review

1/10 story
1.5/10 animation
2/10 sound
1/10 characters
1/10 overall

Glasslip

Aug 8, 2021

Welcome everyone to this week's episode of National Animegraphic in which we bear witness to the discovery of a new species of anime. Living deep in the jungles of Otakuzil, this anime is one of the deadliest, thanks to its' poison that can kill a normal sized human in mere seconds. It's so deadly it can kill itself if it bites its' tail. Glasslip, which was named after the man who discovered it, John McAsshole Glasslip, found its' way to the west and into my fucking room and as i'm writing these words i'm already dead so don't bother calling the paramedics..If you want to chat just buy a ouija... See full review

1.5/10 story
5/10 animation
4/10 sound
2/10 characters
3/10 overall

Devilman: Crybaby

Aug 4, 2021

I've said it time and time again but Netflix does nothing but fuck up each and every anime it gets its' filthy hands on. Devilman-for those who don't know or don't care to check-was a stunning looking manga from the 70's and again for those of you who are too young and innocent....It was a time that changed the whole world..Woodstock, sexual revolution, drugs everywhere..My dog what a time to be alive. It was also the time when the original Devilman came to life and if you have a modicum of logic you will leave whatever the fuck you're doing and read the manga and/or watch the series. And why do... See full review

2/10 story
3/10 animation
4/10 sound
2/10 characters
3/10 overall

Seiren

Aug 4, 2021

I'm trying really hard to write this review for 2 reasons.  1)It's so hot outside-43°C-to be exact and 2) i can't remember anything about Seiren and i just finished it 30 mins ago...And if i was 80 yrs old there would be a perfect explanation as to why my memory is fuzzy. Alzheimer's disease! But i'm 35 and not even drunk yet so my best guess would be that Seiren is at fault here with its' lethal doses of boredom and depression and to be honest i kinda see why Japan has a forest for people to hang on........Yeah sometimes i can be a sick fuck and if there's a god i'm screwed from here to... See full review

1.5/10 story
3/10 animation
4/10 sound
2/10 characters
2.5/10 overall

First Love Monster

Jul 29, 2021

You know how from time to time i say that an anime is intended for a group that should be publicly executed in front of their families? Well as it happens this anime is one of them and its' sole purpose is to please pedophiles.  And this is a perfect case study to be honest cause through this anime i managed to make the link between people who want to fuck kids and people who like moe, cutesy looking characters. Just browse through the reviews in here and you'll get the message pretty fucking quick in sentences like "i know it's wrong but it's cute"....Know what else is cute? A bullet... See full review

1/10 story
3/10 animation
3/10 sound
1/10 characters
1/10 overall

Ghost in the Shell: SAC_2045

Jul 26, 2021

I guess Netflix has done wonders again..They took a beloved franchise and turned it into the most hideous mess that brings me memories of another beloved franchise that got the "fuckitintheass" treatment...Namely Berserk. Netflix it seems wants badly a piece of the anime money and decided it would be nice to get some exclusives..That's all nice and dandy but if you think about it..There are already way too many options for legal streaming..But it's ok cause more competition means more options, right? As it turns out no..Cause Netflix as it seems has the habit of taking already established... See full review

1.5/10 story
1/10 animation
4/10 sound
2/10 characters
2/10 overall

Chaos;HEAd

Jul 25, 2021

I'm not really sure how this anime escaped my attention up till now but again i have the same attention spam as a toddler with the drinking habits of a 25 yr old English lad when on vacation to Greece....But since i spent some good amount of watching it to the end i might as well spend some more time writing a review about it. Now i've heard and read that Chaos;HEAd was a VN later adapted into anime format..I admit that i had no knowledge of this fact until now and to be honest i have no intention on spending time with the VN or the games for that matter. I'm just here to review this product as it is... See full review

2/10 story
3/10 animation
4/10 sound
1/10 characters
3.5/10 overall

Because I Don't Like My Big Brother at All!

Jul 25, 2021

Now if you've been in the anime universe for at least 2 seconds you might have come across terms such as "incest" or/and "gag manga/anime"......If not worry not my knight in slimy armor cause your mate Dion is here to give you some guidance through this vast toxic, cancerous wasteland where the only living organisms for MILES are semen and broken dreams. Gag manga/anime are a type of entertainment that exists in area 51 and is an experiment to see how people will react when introduced to funny situations. Some instances might be.......Don't know...Maybe the MC is in an orgy and someone... See full review

1/10 story
3/10 animation
4/10 sound
2/10 characters
2.5/10 overall

Attack on Titan 3rd Season: Part II

Jul 19, 2021

This review is a product of the perfect combination of mental illness, alcoholism and a head full of nothing but hatred towards humanity...Just kidding..My head is full of ouzo(if you don't know what that is...Well...Too bad). Now..Shall we get on with Attack on Titan 3? I suppose if you're here then that must mean that you've already watched everything before this , unless you're lost or something. If not just go back and watch the damn thing already. This season was, much like the 2 before it.....Quite different in everything..Season 1 was a great intro to this circle of hell when the wall of Maria fell... See full review

7/10 story
5/10 animation
7/10 sound
6/10 characters
6.5/10 overall

Kakegurui XX

May 5, 2021

Hello there fellow anime fans..It's been a while so let me begin with a warning.. This review contains profound language cause i'm old and bitter..Don't whatever you do keep on reading if you are a snowflake. With that outta the way let's talk about Netflix's Kakegurui which coming from Netflix i assumed would be about underage girls twerking but SURPRISE SURPRISE..Ιt isn't. But if you want you some boobs and ass and crazy crazy stuff then this might be the one for you.. What is Kakegurui about then? It is about high school and gambling.. Now i'm not sure how this all works cause when i was in high... See full review

4/10 story
6.5/10 animation
6/10 sound
4/10 characters
5/10 overall

Anonymous Noise

Mar 11, 2019

WARNING:THIS REVIEW HAS CONTENT HARMFUL TO KIDS(so i guess that means it will be fun) So, what's on today's menu? I could order a bed of nails and sleep on it till all my blood runs out, i could also try that thing i read the other day called autoerotic asphyxia...Did you know that most kids these days die trying to pull this off(pun intended)? Yeah apparently young males call it scarfing cause they use their scarfs to hang themselves in order to heighten the sexual release. Now, i haven't tried this myself cause i find it too risky, i'm a simple lad to be honest. Jerk off, wipe my hands and off to work... See full review

1.5/10 story
3.5/10 animation
5.5/10 sound
2/10 characters
3/10 overall

A Town Where You Live

Jan 10, 2019

Has it ever happened to you? Sitting down to write something but you can't really seem to organize your thoughts? I have no clue whatsoever as to how to approach this one.. This anime to me is as strange as the vast universe we live in and i certainly don't mean that in a good way, as you may have gathered by my rating. At first i thought there was something wrong with my neuron system, maybe my brain's wiring wasn't allowing me to enjoy this piece of art in a way that would.....Touch my soul or me strings or some other slang romance enthusiasts like to use every other sentence. So i went to the hospital... See full review

1.5/10 story
3/10 animation
3.5/10 sound
2/10 characters
2/10 overall

We Were There

Jan 8, 2019

Soooooooo....Bokura ga ita huh? What can i say? I like punishing my self for my past mistakes and all the things i did to people...Or maybe i just practice for the day i die and go straight to hell..Now fair warning there's gonna be too much swearing from this point on so if you're one of those fruitcakes who get offended over bad words, may i suggest you get the hell away from here and into your bubble. But we are not here to discuss my issues or my afterlife vacation plans, no..We have gathered here to talk about anime, so buckle up my beauties we are goin' for a ride. And we start with NOT the story... See full review

2.5/10 story
0.5/10 animation
2/10 sound
2/10 characters
2/10 overall

Wanna be the Strongest in the World

Dec 2, 2018

You know, there comes a point in life where everything seems futile. You don't have the will to get your self out of bed and even breathing is like the hardest thing to do. And just when you think that it can't possibly get any worse than that you take the monumental decision to check out what's new in the world..Wars, famine, aids, ebola etc. After you are sick and tired of everything the world has to offer and you're on the verge of commiting suicide the sweet lord that loves you sends an angel bathing the room in holy light. The angel smiles at you and hands you a case. In it is the dvd of Sekai de... See full review

0.5/10 story
3.5/10 animation
2/10 sound
0.5/10 characters
1/10 overall

Girl Friend BETA

Nov 30, 2018

Well someone has to do the dirty work around here,heh? And that someone has to be me again, right? What can i say about Girlfriend BETA other than i don't know what to say..Or rather there is nothing to say cause this anime shouldn't exist in the first place. It's a waste of time, a waste of money, it's just a waste. To examine what went wrong with this clusterfuck of an anime i went to my favorite place. No not the strip club, i mean google, the all knowing search engine. And there i found many interesting things such as guides to suicide by pills or bleach and how painful each route is. Then i... See full review

0.5/10 story
4.5/10 animation
4/10 sound
0.5/10 characters
1.5/10 overall

Wolf Girl and Black Prince

Nov 28, 2018

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to what's gonna be an unpopular review for 2 reasons. 1)This anime seems to be controversial and 2)because it features broken as fuck characters as the main attraction. Now these 2 reasons might seem a bit vague but worry not as i'll explain the idiocy behind people's hatred for this anime later on. So off with the story where we meet Erika who struggles to fit in with her classmates and resorts to making shit up to make herself seem more interesting than she is. That's something we all do whether we like it or not, we lie to make a possible mate fall more deeply... See full review

5.5/10 story
5.5/10 animation
6/10 sound
6/10 characters
6/10 overall

Magic User's Club

Nov 27, 2018

Alright everyone, gather round for another review, which will be more exciting than your next breath. Well i say that but i don't think this will be the case with MUC, cause if i'm totally honest with you it doesn't have all that much in terms of worthy content..I expected more fun with Sae, Nanaka, Akane, Takakura and Aburatsubo but the little spark the OVA series had is almost gone. Speaking of it, this one takes place right after the events of the OVA. Basically after they "defeated" the hideous monsters-well no so hideous or even dangerous-they were left with a giant cherry tree to deal... See full review

2.5/10 story
3.5/10 animation
5/10 sound
5/10 characters
4/10 overall

UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie

Nov 25, 2018

"To the bath house and beyond" or maybe that's what they should have called this psycho circus called Ufo Ultramaiden Valkyrie..And if you're not impressed by the title alone let me give you some more useful details that will arouse your...Mind. What? Did you think i was gonna say your pants? What anime do you think this is anyway? This is a serious love story about a little 8 yr old girl and a child molester, who found one another under the worst circumstances possible. You see our little Valkyrie crashed her spaceship right on Kazuto's(the child molester)bath house, killing him in the process... See full review

1.5/10 story
2/10 animation
2/10 sound
2/10 characters
2/10 overall

Dragon Half

Nov 9, 2018

You know, as a general rule in anime, OVA series that are 1 or 2 or even 4 eps long are quite simply..Crap. But as is not so often the case there are some rascals out there that manage to not only break that rule but produce to the world something amazing, something that is worth watching. This little blast from the past is possibly the best comedy show I've seen in a great long while and maybe i'm wrong here, but i think it has to do with the fact that it's only 1 hour of pure fun. I mean take this for a-somewhat-story! Half dragon girl…Dragon slayer…And a dude named Dick Saucer. i do... See full review

3/10 story
5/10 animation
6/10 sound
7/10 characters
6.5/10 overall

Gamers!

Oct 26, 2018

Soooooooooooo.....Yup......Gamers is the anime i'll be reviewing today and...It has an exclamation mark at the end, as you can probably see..If you're blind i'm sorry can't help you with that. And where to start really? Maybe with the story? Yeah let's go with that and see how it plays out.. Ok then, the story is about gam...No it isn't actually. You see my dear friends this anime apart from the first and maybe the last episode where they vaguely talk about games, is a rom-com kinda deal. So the anime starts with Amano Keita-one of the most basic lads in anime-who,one fateful day,meets the Gamer Club... See full review

2/10 story
6/10 animation
6/10 sound
3/10 characters
4.5/10 overall

DNA²

Oct 24, 2018

In the new episode of "A Blast from the Past" we have DNA² which is an anime...And the fact that i have to state it is because most people after watching even a sample vid from this turn into chinese psychopaths and sacrifice their daughters to the gods of Olympus to find salvation. And naturally it was deemed by the EU-which is a big thing in Brussels-as a psychological warfare strike from the land of the rising east and was banned. No not really..Unfortunately this anime survives to this day so people of younger generations can also experience the terror. So far this sounds like any of my... See full review

1.5/10 story
3/10 animation
2/10 sound
2/10 characters
2/10 overall

Chihayafuru

Oct 22, 2018

In their darkest hour, when everybody else was dead and have become distant memories, 3 normal kids take it upon themselves to play a card game to determine the future of mankind....Or who will bear the right to bone the blond chick before she turns old and ugly. This pretty much is what i have to say so bye now...Or not? You see Chihayafuru is a very strange case and i don't think that as time passes and i let what i watched sink in even more is gonna help all that much. Let me explain what i'm on about. I finished this anime 6 days ago. As i was watching it i kept some notes to remind myself what my... See full review

5.5/10 story
8.5/10 animation
8.5/10 sound
6/10 characters
7/10 overall

Fruits Basket

Oct 20, 2018

We have gathered today to mourn the passing of Fruits Basket. Many of you will cry in despair cause you'll have to search and find another equally disgusting anime to soothe your burdened heart or you'll cheer it's journey to oblivion and crack open a champagne.. I take it you've gathered in which camp i'm in, but if your brain has flatlined and you cannot comprehend ratings then here are the headlines. And let's start with the story which is part what it says in the synopsis and part emotional manipulation to cover up for the fact that it's devoid of any actual substance and soul...And here comes the most... See full review

3.5/10 story
4/10 animation
3/10 sound
2.5/10 characters
3/10 overall

Bakuman. 3

Oct 17, 2018

So what do we have here? My, it's the 3rd season of Bakuman and if by any chance you follow my reviews and you wonder where is my review for the 2nd one... I was bored out of my mind and my vodka supplies were running low so i couldn't bother to write one. But here i am bothering with the last and maybe i'll throw some things from 2nd season as well to keep you happy. And let's start with the story, which is a very easy task to pull through since i suppose you have gone through 2 seasons of Bakuman so...It's more or less the same but instead of having the disasterous adventures of a failure of an editor... See full review

7/10 story
6.5/10 animation
6.5/10 sound
7/10 characters
7/10 overall

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Oct 13, 2018

I've been wanting to write a review on FAB since the dawn of time and i do mean that..Can't even remember when i started taking notes on pieces of paper(yes yes i'm older than the universe and still use paper to write down instead of using technology)and i certainly can't for the life of me bring some order into this chaos..Seriously i have paper scattered all over my desk and now i can't organize it in such a way that it makes sense. But then again we're talking about FAB and nothing about it makes sense. Nothing can prepare you for the storm of sensations that will hit you as soon as you dive deep into... See full review

10/10 story
9.5/10 animation
9/10 sound
9/10 characters
9.5/10 overall

Bakuman.

Oct 8, 2018

Close your eyes and imagine i'm sliding my han....Oops sorry,my bad lads wrong script..I meant close your eyes and imagine for a second that the creators of Death Note met once again and decided to collaborate on an anime called Bakuman with a . at the end for some reason.. "Aha",you might say,"why should i bother,it will be the same shit all over again"...And that's exactly what i thought at first..And i couldn't be more wrong,which incidentaly has never happened since 1985 or so.. No,as it happens they are also capable of mashing our brains with other kind of stories as well and this... See full review

7.5/10 story
7.5/10 animation
8/10 sound
5.5/10 characters
7/10 overall