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Chainsaw Man

Dec 31, 2022

SAWING THE EDGE OFF ***THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS*** I don't know what to think of this somewhat pathetic return to the 90s to fill up a critical lack of inspiration. To make this horribly vulgar decade a model, we must have fallen very low and this is probably the case, which ends up making a turd like this occasionally float up to the surface.
We will say that even if it means taking models to compensate for a complete absence of creativity and a visceral lack of imagination, it is perhaps not the worst idea in the world for a third-rate mangaka to turn to the Devilmans and the Parasytes of his... See full review

1/10 story
2/10 animation
1/10 sound
1/10 characters
2/10 overall

Dragon Ball Super Movie: Broly

Mar 1, 2022

I've tried, but no matter my effort, I fail to see any appeal to this ''film'' and to the wider DB Super universe by extension. There's everything I disliked about DBZ and Super in this overstretched OVA, man-child nostalgia bait, repetitiveness, mindless exposition, pathetic action... I can only certify that nothing has changed here and that I was right to drop the manga for even more than just Toyotaro's hideous art.
They took an old, uncanonized boring character that fanboys love from the ''extended'' DBZ lore even I recognize (one of the only OVAs I've seen, with maybe also the one with Cooler) and... See full review

1/10 story
3/10 animation
1/10 sound
1/10 characters
1/10 overall

Aggretsuko

Mar 1, 2022

Honestly, I watched this out of pure recommendation, just because I heard it was about death metal, a musical genre that relaxes me, and frankly, I laughed. I found myself laughing many times. And also headbanging, and dancing in my panties all over my room.
If I understand this well, it's created for the Japanese branch of Netflix, I have no idea if it had any kind of occidental influence (or money) because the series has a sort of Nintendo style to it. It looks like a long-lost rhythm game for the DS if anything. A time when videogames were art.

The graphical style got me hooked on the... See full review

7/10 story
7/10 animation
8/10 sound
7/10 characters
7/10 overall

Kakegurui

Mar 1, 2022

The review may contain spoilers found in the Netflix description.
I started watching this, at first, because the description for this anime was dumb enough to make me laugh, I expected something very shite.
I don't know if I would go as far as to call it great, but it is quite tense and sexualized, enough to keep me watching the two seasons.

We follow the journey of a girl who gets turned on by gambling, in a school where the pecking order is governed by the house. Everyone cheats, but she likes to play. She's smarter and more cunning than most, so she manages to outdo them, sometimes by... See full review

7/10 story
8/10 animation
7/10 sound
7/10 characters
7/10 overall

Sword Art Online

Mar 1, 2022

Sword Art Pornline must be synonymous with a big steaming pile of shit.
But why? For simple reasons, the protagonist is sexually deranged. He never misses a beat when it comes to sexually assault everything and wet his boxers. He must pack a lot in his fat sack because the boy exchanges his virginity for the chance of gaining online clout. The premise starts so well that the anime is almost convincing. We have established an opposition that underlines the tragic touches the story would have supposedly taken. But... we quickly lose the plot and end up with stories that have nothing to do with... See full review

2/10 story
1/10 animation
1/10 sound
1/10 characters
1/10 overall