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The Honor Student at Magic High School

Jul 5, 2022

the rehash of the original from miyuki's perspective. i had no intention of watching it when it came out, but i forgot about it and was told about it by a friend. honestly, i wish i remembered because this isn't worth watching. miyuki's got a hopeless brother complex that was already pretty creepy in the original series, but it's magnified now that we can see what she's thinking on top of it all. everything else is just the same shit different pile. you may as well watch the original series again if you're bored.

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1/10 story
5/10 animation
5/10 sound
1/10 characters
1/10 overall

Ascendance of a Bookworm Season 3

Jun 16, 2022

i thought it was pretty great. my one issue with this season is that i could not feel anything they were trying for at the end. doesn't help that i was still laughing about what just happened before that.

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9/10 story
5/10 animation
5/10 sound
10/10 characters
9/10 overall

Goblin Slayer

May 11, 2022

there's 3 major issues with this series i hate. first, the first episode where that new adventurer group gets mauled is retarded. it is "just" an empty plot device to show off how scary goblins can be. they got yamcha'd. it's especially retarded because in a world that they live in, atrocities of goblins is glossed over to an extreme degree. like they had a story concept that everybody's knowledge comes from videogames "lol, goblins are super weak mob monsters", but the series completely denies that very concept as goblins start doing worse and worse things and people still claim... See full review

7/10 story
8/10 animation
5/10 sound
8/10 characters
7/10 overall

Girls und Panzer

May 11, 2022

i'll start by saying this is definitely worth watching at least once. you might be wondering why i gave it such low reviews despite that. the reason is beacause, well, really, the story "is" pretty blas'e. the animation is ridiculously simple, like any "group of girls" type anime aiming for the moe. i gave the sound a 6 because, again, the opening and ending are sickening, but very easily skipped, so that doesn't matte, but! there is one song in a later episode, sung by the russians. i find it interesting to note that it is a legit folk song, or whatever. the song itself sounds decent... See full review

5/10 story
5/10 animation
6/10 sound
5/10 characters
7/10 overall

As Miss Beelzebub Likes It.

May 11, 2022

fluff. nothing but fluff. very relaxing. drawn with pastel colours and is arguably quite cute. practically nothing, if not absolutely nothing for story, but i don't care. also, fairly funny, depending on your sense of humour.

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1/10 story
10/10 animation
5/10 sound
10/10 characters
10/10 overall

Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere

May 11, 2022

my opinion of the story is far deeper than the average, apparently. a shame, really. i'm actually dumb as a sack of bricks and had to watch it at least twice, maybe 3 or 4 times to really understand what was going on. especially the debates. really threw me for a loop first time watching, but it was because i didn't understand that my curiosity drove me to find out. so honestly, i get the impression all those saying "the story is absolute garbage" in several reviews are just as dumb as me, but were not curious enough to try. as far as i'm cornerned, it's their loss. my "explanation of the... See full review

9/10 story
3/10 animation
6/10 sound
8/10 characters
7/10 overall

Another

May 7, 2022

i am genuinely amazed this series is so highly rated. you might be thinking i'm just some salty overexaggerating c*** but i'm being as honest as i can be. right away, i'll say (spoiler alert!) because i can't explain what's so bad without giving the entire story a thorough breakdown. yes, i watched it all. not from the suspense, but because it crossed into "so bad it's funny" territory. ok, first episode, i think it was. first death, anyway. a girl gets impailed by her own umbrella and dies on the spot. naturally, even if the context was retarded, it still made me feel disgust as intended because... See full review

0.5/10 story
5/10 animation
5/10 sound
0.5/10 characters
0.5/10 overall

When Supernatural Battles Became Commonplace

May 7, 2022

if "meh" was an anime this would be one of it's many forms. i can't even imagine how i finished it with how low my tolerance is these days. everything about it is totally average at best. it's like the author watched "love, chuunibyou and other delusions" and thought "well, what if they actually did have superpowers?" but didn't think about how to make it interesting. now, you might be wondering why such a blas'e series gets a 6. that is because the one thing i "like" about this series is amazing. i don't know where it came from, but it probably wasn't the author... See full review

4/10 story
4/10 animation
4/10 sound
4/10 characters
6/10 overall

Kämpfer

May 7, 2022

this series is super awful. honestly, there's not really a good thing about it... but! for some reason, i think it's SO bad it's funny. as a friend said when i showed it to him, "it's like the author stopped trying" it's absolutely ridiculous. nothing but tits and ass etc but it makes me smile thinking about it. an absolute waste of time, but i'd still suggest watching it once anyway. on a side note, you may be wondering why i gave the characters such a high rating. it's because there are a few instances of fourth wall break that i never would've imagined possible. one specific instance (spoiler... See full review

0.5/10 story
0.5/10 animation
0.5/10 sound
2/10 characters
0.5/10 overall

Bakemonogatari

May 7, 2022

first up, the story is... relatively interesting. in a broad sense, about a guy who became a half vampire after the vampire that bit him got sealed. more specifically, now that he's gotten tangled up in the supernatural, he goes out of his way to help others with similar problems. honestly, if it weren't for the fact that the main character has every fetish known to man, i'd rate that higher, though. on that note, you see panties for the first 60 seconds of the series (it's what the main character is looking at) and is timed in he corner. but, like, generally speaking, the fan service is pretty excessive... See full review

6/10 story
0.5/10 animation
9/10 sound
8/10 characters
6/10 overall

Komi Can't Communicate

Nov 18, 2021

i think this series would be great if they didn't worship their classmate just cus she's quiet. quiet and pretty, i guess? but really, their reasons are outlandish, but the real problem i had was the severity. these people would throw themselves into a puddle and ask her to step on them. probably not even with the pretext of helping her step over the puddle.

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8/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
2/10 characters
5/10 overall

xxxHOLiC

Jul 10, 2020

it's such a shame. i'm sure the story is supposed to be amazing. the characters would be pretty and interesting, but they're noodle people, and i just can't be interested in an anime about noodle people.

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?/10 story
1/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
2/10 overall

Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities Average in the Next Life?!

Nov 18, 2019

well, i should start with the fact that i read the manga, and am comparing the things i like and don't like between the two. i should also make it clear that "some" of the things i like in the manga are only due to how they translated it. anyway, i feel like the anime as a whole justs lacks impact. the dark thoughts and undertones that are introduced in the manga are more or less just glossed over. don't get me started on the other things like suttle insinuations that they miss. i still think the anime is really funny, but i would prefer they did not feel the need to make the NM into a cute mascot... See full review

5/10 story
7/10 animation
3/10 sound
9/10 characters
6/10 overall