It took me a minute to type the summary of this review:
You see it in the title: Abstract. This is some real- man, I can't even begin to explain it to you. You probably wouldn't get it. "2D panels translating into anal bleeding 3D", you say? "What else is there?" your peeble, feeble mind asks. God, it's so much more than that. This is a work of art that is so fucking insane and represents the juxtaposition of- that it's just- factory of fucks, you wouldn't even appreciate it or understand it even if I tried to explain it.
Quite simply, if Lord of the Ring is his magnum opus of ass fuckery, this is his righteous achievment of brain tumor confoundery. It's widely inaccessable to the masses and offers a great amount of deep insight in various complex, philosophical and social subjects. Get pretentous if you decide to read it.
*Enjoyment may vary depending on how much of a snob you are.
** You can't even begin to comprehend the rating.