Nothing beats gathering a group of friends and watching some shitty anime. You should do it too!
As far as ratings go, if I like it, BAM! 4 stars. If I really like it, 4.5 stars.
And then it goes to 5, the holy grail of everything I hold dear.
3.5, it's alright.
2.5-3, I really have no clue.
2, it's crap, but I've seen worse.
1 is the Popee level, this is where most shitty anime go. But the ever lovely pile of crap that is 0.5, reserved for things on par with Funny Pets and Funny Pets 2, only because I can't rate anything below 0.5 stars. Or star.
If I don't get around to your message in a reasonable amount of time, I'm working on it. I'm like this in the buddy groups too so don't fret.