StoryAhh, Japan. You're built on a diet of raw fish, have a love of whaling
and a seemingly unhealthy obsession with panties, but we love you
anyways for your endless good ideas about anime. Unfortunately, it seems
you've reached the bottom of the intellectual barrel and served up Akikan, a title whose name is as bizarre as the content is scummy.
Now, 'scum' may seem harsh, but cursory glance over the synopsis alludes
to the tripe that lies within. Kakeru is a dislikeable and generally
perverted youth who spends his days fantasising about finding a sexy
girlfriend that he can get frisky with. Imagine his surprise when he
finds himself locking lips with a mysterious beauty after taking a swig
from a can of melon soda; or "her juice", a phrase that is filled with
innuendo and used frequently throughout the series. Throw in a cliche
childhood friend, and a nod to Bible Black with a highly oversexed witch, and Akikan's
one unique selling point becomes moot. Roughly six minutes into
episode 1, I realised just how bad the storyline was going to be.
Numerous canned beverages suddenly spring to busty life and battle it
out to decide if steel or aluminum cans are the best in a desperately
cobbled together plot. I shit you not. Akikan's ridiculous nature
smears itself across your face frequently, such as Melon throwing giant
exploding cataloupes at the sports drink, Yell's, light saber.
Meanwhile, the previously mentioned witch has a compulsive disorder in
which she needs to grope her naive friend, offering the yuri fanboys a
distinctly unsatisfying spectacle that is more cringe than fap worthy.
As the dead dog drags itself to an unwelcome finale, episode 10
introducesy unnecessary filler; Melon and Yell perform house work, while
the younger Budoku plays dress-up with stuffed toys for a completely
unknown reason. Maybe I dozed off for a week, as the next episodes jump
ahead in time to the introduction of Miku, a very weak mixed drink and
the story's final boss. This “plot” part of the show is quickly wrapped
up in forty minutes, leaving an extremely bitter aftertaste because of a
lacklustre attempt to bring more panties to the viewer. Then again, why
should I expect more when this is all Akikan has attempted (unsuccessfully) to offer?AnimationOne of the things that amused me the most (in a bad way) was Akikan’s
animation. The wide character outlines - which appear to have been
drawn with crayons - give the impression of an artistic team overflowing
with ham-fistedness. Equally amusing is the interesting attempt at
lip-synching; apparently having a characters mouth open and close in a
way similar to a goldfish holds the key to realism. With mismatched
eyes, distorted facial features and limbs without bones, the series'
visual attributes does not fare well. To be honest, when a title earns a
headline of “Epic Fail Anime” on Sankaku because of its animation
skills (or lack thereof), then you know you are most definitely on to a
loser.SoundEven having numerous ending tracks and a couple of opening tunes could
not save what will probably become my most detested soundtrack of 2010.
Jumping between overly sweetened fangirl style hits to a horrific
sounding electronic Hatsune Miku, the lyrics are just as mind-numbing as
the rest of the show. At least Akikan can be praised for its consistency.
Somehow, the delectable sounding Jun Fukuyama was railroaded into
playing the detestable Kakeru - personally speaking, I think it was
blackmail. Although he manages to pull off a sterling performance, the
likability of the character combined with a script written by inmates on
day release from the funny farm means this will not be one of his most
memorable outings. Also worthy of a mention is the inexcusably un-evil
protagonist, Miku. Where they dragged this seiyuu up from, I have no
idea, but her maniacal laugh acts more like a sandpaper rubdown than a
means to instill fear in her adversaries.CharactersWith Kakeru coming across as a dislikeable idiot, it is difficult to see
why he would have numerous females throwing themselves at his feet...
unless they are short on smarts. And judging from the apparent
intelligence shown by Melon and childhood friend, Najimi, that most
definitely seems to be the case. As each characters' deficiencies bubble
to the surface, the distinct lack of development highlights the fact
that there is a severe void in the personality department.
Out of the shallow roll call, only the yaoi obsessed Otoya shows
occasional moments of potential. With his perverted moments infrequently
filling the screen, it was a breath of fresh air for a running joke to
not be wrung completely dry. Sadly, the leader of the Department for
Economy has very little screen time, and the viewer must instead remain
content with the vacuous bubbleheads that call themselves the “main
cast”.OverallFrom a young age, I have always been taught that “if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all”.
So in conclusion,
*A tumbleweed blows by...*
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