I love anime. Well that's pretty clear, since I'm using this site.
Well then. Let me write a little about my tastes in anime related thingies - just in case anybody is ever interested enough to read through this bio of mine. Which I know nobody will be, but, I got nothing else to do, so here we go.
FAVORITE ANIME GENRES
🥝 HORROR! [though I HATE gore]
🥝 COMEDY! [Well most, as long as a joke or scene isn't overused to the point it gets cringy af.
Well, there you have it. Yes, I'm a girl and I like GL.
ANIME GENRES I REALLY FUCKING HATE AND WANT TO ERADICATE [nice rhyme champ]
🍳 ROMANCE [When I say romance, I mean the cringy icky-bicky type where it just drags on and on without any character or plot development
whatsoever, and the MC is bland and boring as hell. When it's a good, funny story with realistic characters, I dig it.
🍳 YAOI [This doesn't even need to be explained. FUCK the fujoshis.
🍳 HAREM [EW. EWWW. EEeeeew. Why does this absolute waste of fucking time, patience, talent and money even EXIST?
🍳 Fantasy [Here I am, a part of the minority that thinks fantasy is a little boring and tasteless.
🍳 Loli [IDK if this is even a genre, but I'll never ever get why someone would wanna sit on their ass and watch a show about irritating, short, squeaky
voiced little crotch droppings? Y'all pedos or what? SERIOUSLY. YUCK.
Respect a weeb's opinions, people.
OK, so with that done, I'm moving on to some of my ABSOLUTE TOP TIER ANIME SHOWS. Seriously, if you haven't seen even just one of these, abandon all world projects, get on 9anime or wherever you use, and WATCH . IT. PLEASE.
🍩 ZANKYOU NO TERROR
Where tf have you been if you haven't seen this, squashed under a rock or something? This is a masterpiece, and I'm not gonna spoil anything more.
🍩 The Promised Neverland S1
A fucking tearjerker if there ever was one. Amazing. EMOTIONAL. S2 sucks big time, though.
🍩 LOVE, CHUUNIBYOU, AND OTHER DELUSIONS
- the entire franchise is worth watching, istg.
🍩 AZUMANGA DAIOH
So fricking dumb and random it really grows on you.
Kinda flopped towards the end, but got me holding in my pee until the whole damn thing was over.
🍩 JIGOKU SHOUJO
May seem repetitive and bland, but it actually has a really compelling, deep storyline, and Ai is pretty as hell so worth the watch tbh.
🍩 WELCOME TO THE NHK
Fucking weird and fucking deep and FUCKING relatable.
🍩 PRISON SCHOOL
Bro if I didn't add this - well I added it. I love it.
OH GOD. THE BEST DREAM YOU COULD EVER HAVE - BUT YOU CAN ACTUALLY KEEP REWATCHING IT AND KEEP WONDERING ABOUT IT IN AMAZEMENT.
SO . DAMN . COMPELLING. AND . SO . MINDBLOWING.
There ya go. I clearly haven't seen much, but I'm a weeb in development. Have a list of MOVIES that shook tf out of me and put some morality in.
God, I would have married Satoshi Kon. Or stolen whatever kind of genius he had hidden in that brain of his. Because what the hell. This movie explains my elation and wonder. Go see it, NOW, and prepare to get MIND BLOWN.
🍙 I WANT TO EAT YOUR PANCREAS
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH. I was expecting some cringy, dull romance story but what I got made me feel guilt stronger than fucking All Might. This movie is so beautiful, so SAD. In fact, I'm crying NOW.
🍙 WEATHERING WITH YOU
Stunning art, refreshing story, 10/10, simple as that.
🍙 YOUR NAME
Same concept. Loved it.
🍙 ANY GHIBLI MOVIE EVER
🍙 SAME GOES FOR SATOSHI KON
🍙 WOLF CHILDREN
Sweet and emotional AF.
Woo hoo. I haven't seen many movies either, but like I said, I'M IN DEVELOPMENT.
Now let's finish this pointless block of words with a list of most liked/disliked characters.
CHARACTERS I WOULD FUCKING DIE AND KILL FOR BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME CLEARLY
🍜 MIYAKO HOSHINO
SHE'S NOT A PEDO OK? I'LL COME FOR YOUR PRIVATE INFO IF YOU ATTACK HER. SHE'S LITERALLY THE MOST PRECIOUS THING EVER. NOT TO MENTION SUPER PWETTY! ALSO IF I HAD TO CHOOSE, I'D KIN HER. She's me minus the loli/clothes/cooking obsession. STAN MYA-NEE 2021.
🍜 MIKU [DITF]
IDK why, she's just funny and cute.
🍜 TANJIRO [KNY]
Best, non-cliche protag ever
🍜 SHINOBU KOCHOU [KNY]
Ara ara! How could you not like here!
🍜 INOSUKE [KNY]
OK last KNY character. But HIM! ILY BABYANDIFITSQUITEALRIGHTINEEDUBABY...
🍜 HIYOKO SAIONJI [DR]
🍜 MIKAN TSUMIKI [DR]
Yes, I love Hiyoko AND Mikan. What about it.
🍜 SANAE DEKOMORI [CHUUNIBYOU]
I seem to have a thing for lo- NO NOT LOLIS - I MEAN - RUDE, ANNOYING, SHORT BLONDE HAIRED GIRLS WITH SQUEAKY VOICES. THAT'S IT. DEFINITELY NOT LOLIS. EW.
🍜 AI ENMA [Jigoku Shoujo]
SIMP FOR A SPIRIT
🍜 YUNO GASAI [Mirai Nikki]
🍜 REVY [Black Lagoon]
I simp, but she'll kill me.
🍜 IZUKU MIDORIYA [MHA]
Good old crybaby Deku
🍜 MOMO YAOYOROZU [MHA]
🍜 KATSUKI BAKUGO [MHA]
FAV toilet brush boy
🍜 KYOUKA JIROU [MHA]
🍜 MIKASA [AOT]
She kinda annoys me what with her simpy attitude towards 'Ereh', but she's badass. Plus she kinda looks like me. Not being narcissistic or anything.
🍜REINER BRAUN (AOT)
I never hated him even after the big reveal, and man really needs therapy. But I LOVE him.
🍜HITCH DREYSE (AOT)
She's hot and I wish she was in the show more.
🍜NATSUKI KUGA (MAI-HIME)
Ooof this badass is my type for real. Fucking get out of the way Shizuru that's MY girl.
🍜MIKOTO MINAGI (MAI-HIME)
🍜Sososo cute - if only my sisters were like her.
BRUH I could keep going but it would be a long ass list. Too many words, probably. Plus it's 10am and I still haven't slept. So I'll quickly add the rank, stankiest characters to walk the earth. SHINDEEEEE!!
💩 ZERO TWO [DITF]
Overrated AS HELL and for what reason? Never ever understood all that hype about a cold blooded monster. She annoys the crap out of me.
💩 RYOUTA SUZUI [Kakegurui]
Oh hey, MAIN CHARACTER!
💩 HIKARI KAGURA [Revue Starlight]
Cold and attention seeking for no reason imo
💩 MATSUMOTO [grossed out face] KOUKOU [Wataten]
UGGHHHH I COULD GO ON A WHOLE RAVE ABOUT THIS CHICK, BUT I WONT EVEN WASTE TIME. JUST DIE, MATSUMOTO.
💩 RUNA YOMOZUKI [Kakegurui]
💩 KAWORU NAGISA [Evangelion]
Everything about this babe screams CRINGE in the loudest of voices.
💩 MASUMI NISHIJIMA [Mirai Nikki]
SIMP WITH LAMPSHADE HAIR. NOT A GOOD COMBO AT ALL.
💩 MITSURU [DITF]
He looks like his dick stinks. And for good reason. What you so pressed about, gay boy?
💩 SHOTO TODOROKI [MHA]
TF is every fangirl simps' big idea about him? Bland af.
💩 ZOROME [DITF]
Gotta go vomit.
💩ARIKA YUMEMIYA (MY-OTOME)
My god every time this fucking public nuisance came on screen blabbering on in that whiny voice of hers I just wanted to shut the fucking computer, call it a day and go have a 6 hour meditation session. Worse than that she just HAS to be the MC. OK I'm pressed but for good reason.
💩SIR GAY (SERGAY) WANG (MY-OTOME)
Oh. My. God. Pedophile. Tf you doing bumbling around having sex with a 14 year old who calls you 'otosan'? Jail for you my friend. Literally fast-forwarded half the scenes he was in cos I just COULDN'T STAND IT.
💩ERSTIN HOE (MY-OTOME)
Sorry. I laughed the shit out of me when she died. Actually I'm not sorry.
💩NAGI (MY-HIME/OTOME - SAME LEVEL OF ANNOYINGNESS)
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS SHOTA APART FROM FUCKING EVERYTHING UP FOR NO GOOD REASON.
💩ERWIN SMITH (AOT)
Mans just really irritates the fuck out of me with his overgrown man-baby face and that buttery ass hair.
Go . to . zoo. eat. nuts. monke.
💩 FLOCH FORSTER (AOT)
Something smells here and it ain't the toilet my dad just shat in (for once)
Whoop de doop. Bet people are pressed I insulted your faves. But life's too short to get pressed about flat 2d characters dancing around on a screen [says the obsessive Mya-nee stan].
Well anyway. Hope you're more bored than entertained. oops I meant the other way round. LOW SELF ESTEEM IS GETTING TO ME, BITCHES!
[Watch Wataten and stan Mya-nee and Natski Kooga for natural antibodies against the corona.]