Yasuji

                                        

What the Hu did you just fucking say about Tao, you little ghost? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Funeral Parlor, and I've been involved in numerous secret burials on the Treasure Hoarders, and I have over 300 confirmed funerals. I am trained in sending spirits to the afterlife and I'm the top polearm user in the entirety of Liyue. You are nothing to me but just another customer. I will wipe you the fuck out with DPS the likes of which has never been seen before in Teyvat, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the commerce guild's communication network? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Teyvat and your Serenity Teapot location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, zombie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can bury you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in under the rug burials, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Liyue Milelith and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, aiyaya. I will "Guide To Afterlife" all over you and you will Vaporize in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.