Friendly neighborhood video store guru.
I want stuff that's intense, mature, and out of this world. I do not need a babysitter, and I am not interested in insipid giggly crap. Hellsing: good, Rosario Vampire: BAD. Sex is fine, great, wonderful-- just keep Chobits the frikkin hell away from me. Funny is great too; Excel Saga, Irresponsible Captain Tylor or Photon or even This Is Greenwood, I can deal with... but Great Teacher Onizuka? There's only so much pedophilia and panties I can take. I demand explosions, blood, PLOT, and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT, that's the good shit. If you come into my video store and ask me for a romantic comedy the only answer I can come up with is Princess Bride, and if you think Dark Crystal is too scary for your kids.... I can't help you.