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HI MY NAME IS PATRICK. I am incredibly MLG and drink shit tons of V and watch Frozen daily. I frequent the local "Bowl" and enjoy sipping a hot skim milk no soy fat free latté while wearing skinny jeans and a V-Neck. I also like to be normal and wear a fuckin' polo shirt like a boss. I have really good inter-webs and am basically the lord and saviour of all of the friends of a friend. I am Jesus and that will never change.

k so assoomin u r reding my profile u wil hav notessd that i use i telliks and bowld this is cos i wanna luk mlg in front of my frendsss laolOALAOALOALl rofl swag.

AY LMAO M88 FGT

For business related inquiries, please contact [email protected]. Ay lmao, seeya later.

Kik: PhoenixWrighty (only real one)

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Vibrator: Plateofnachos

MSN: Bigswaggyoctopus

Tinderrrrrrrr: PussyDestroyer69

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Snapchat: lmaopleasesendnudes

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Wattpad: 1D4EVR69

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