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Gangsta.

Dec 25, 2023

A Very Secret Santa Christmas Story I know what you're thinking: Mafia. Yakuza because 90% of Japanese anime about organized crime is the yakuza instead of Italian mafia like The Godfather or the game Mafia. This, is kinda about the mafia mafia but also about neutral gangsters, or handymen. It's a nice set up, builds the seedy world quite well and explains the uneasy peace between the familias. The world is something else, focusing on the seedy underbelly with glimpses of normal lives of normies. Crime, prostitution, murder, drugs and more drugs, it's got all the good shit. Even our good ol main... See full review

7/10 story
8/10 animation
9/10 sound
7/10 characters
8/10 overall

Majo Demo Steady

Apr 10, 2022

Story: Yes. Animation: For an 80s OVA, it's nice. Plenty of boobs, like a ridiculous amount of boobs, and it has that classic charming animation style that promotes a sense of nostalgia for shows of this era. Also features some distinct camera angles, nice cinematography that invokes a sense of style and pinache that you wouldn't expect from a show of this calibur. Varied character designs that may be for it's time but still are distinct enough to make it easy to differentiate or recognize characters and they ain't like mad uggos. Even minors get some good looking counterparts to our hot... See full review

?/10 story
7/10 animation
7/10 sound
5/10 characters
4.5/10 overall

Detroit Metal City

Dec 25, 2021

This review will be in the form of an intellectual, usual DMC Fan: STORY: LISTEN UP YOU BITCH PIGS DETROIT METAL CITY IS THE GREATEST SHIT EVER. FUCKING DEATH METAL ANIME THAT KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF ALL THOSE OTHER BITCH MUSIC ANIMES. FUCK. ALL. OF. THEM. THEY DON'T SING SONGS ABOUT RAPE MURDER, MURDER, RAPE, AND THEY BITCH SHOWS AIN'T AS FAITHFUL TO THEIR ORIGINAL SOURCE MATERIAL AS THIS IS. PURE. PERFECTION, IT'S LIKE I'M READING THIS SHIT INSTEAD OF JUST WATCHING IT. THE SHEER INTELLECTUAL DUMBFUCKERY OF THE FANBASE, THE SHIT THAT IS LIKE THE ACTUAL DIALOGUE OF THE MANGA BUT WHAT I APPRECIATE IS... See full review

10/10 story
10/10 animation
10/10 sound
10/10 characters
10/10 overall

Burn the Witch

Dec 25, 2020

Thrawn style review, so this really wouldn't help you much. This shit was made for me breh. It's got all them lasers and bright lights and shit, people saying moves and the moves happening and being all cool and shit. Pretty girls and dragons and shit getting wrecked, comedy and action and comedy and action and like, it's gorgeous as shit. This is some Tite Kubo shit for the 21st century! You know it's some Kubo shit right from the get-go with the art style. The expressions man! Classic Bleach shit. I mean... like... the title alone! Burn the Witch! That's some Inquisition type kinda shit, or Queens of... See full review

8/10 story
9/10 animation
9/10 sound
8/10 characters
8.5/10 overall

Fate/Grand Order: First Order

Oct 5, 2020

ARRRRRGGGGHHH! POSSIBLE SPOILERS MATEY! BEWAREE!
Straight up, I've played Fate: Grand Order for years on NA (Global) so I know what will happen, who they are, more than the movie will show and it'll be something else to not show bias. But here goes, for when have I not been corrupt? 

Story: This hour is the first few hours of the game, an introduction/tutorial. Sets up the dominos and the foundation while tackling a mini-singularity, hence the short runtime. It's a good beginning, sets up Chaldea and the hub world, the General stuff. Middle and such, it's the singularity. It's not... See full review

7/10 story
8/10 animation
7.5/10 sound
7.5/10 characters
7.5/10 overall

Guilstein

Oct 4, 2020

Massively underground, hipster obscure movie from the 2000s that nobody watched because it sucks ass and the only real dub/sub is in Russian. Which makes it the best obscure, hipster, underground pick. But enough about hipsters, for let me tell you about the raw deal. Story Raw deal being watching it raw. But the plot is easy to follow. I'll also explain it because there is no synopsis. World gone to shit, the have-not peasants are rebels or some shit. Out pops Guilstein! CGI monster! Claws! Spawn! RAWR! And he like... saves this hot chick when she was chased by not-Guilstein, she brings him to her hot... See full review

3/10 story
4/10 animation
6/10 sound
4/10 characters
4/10 overall

Rainbow Mountain

Mar 22, 2020

RAINBOW MOUTAIN LET'S GO UP ONWARD FORWARD TO THE TOP

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?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
3/10 overall

Outlanders

Sep 30, 2019

Story: Earth is the holy planet, and a hot space chick drops down, taking on America, Japan, Japamerica, slaughtering people, and taking back some virgin paparazzi to be her main squeeze so the Earth can be saved, else her dad, Emperor Genocide, is going to genocide the earth. That's the plot, everything else is filler. It's... what it is. Reaches a satisfying enough conclusion, not too much conflict between the male and female in terms of the female being overly violent towards him, and it's quite good considering the runtime. Dialogue works, it's sufficient, the dub's script lends to some classic... See full review

4.5/10 story
5.5/10 animation
4.5/10 sound
5/10 characters
5/10 overall

The Gakuen Choujotai

Jul 2, 2019

All things considered, you could do much worse. One: it has some cuties. 2: It has some long-haired, handsome dudes. C: Psychic powers and shit. Quatre: Cults and shit but with a mix of what can assumed to be imperialist fascism with said brainwashed cult. That's not getting into anything else, but for what it is, it's some cheap thrills. The powers they always had which skips much need to explain the origins, the development is predictable, the story is generally nonsense, massively dated if you watch the Youtube cut in 244p BUT it has a sick soundtrack with some gnarly guitar riffs, the strong... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
4/10 overall

Teekyuu

Jul 2, 2019

Everything: As this is a gag anime there is no real plot apart from it being about a group of girls in a tennis club where they sort of do tennis but instead do gag things that sometimes revolve around tennis but what you should really understand is how it is on cocaine and never stops never stopping like a popstar that never slows down because this show is on all the crack and like that Swords show on western animation Mighty Magiswords every space is filled with chitter chatter yakkity blabbity Jane to maximize screentime of getting in all the jokes possible because let me tell you something there is like... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
7/10 overall

Micro Teukgongdae Diatron 5

Jul 1, 2019

There is no point differentiating categories from this slap dick crapfest. I know it's Korean Animation but it's more like Crapean Anicraption for the sheer lack of craps given. Story is pretty bollocks, characters are generally unlikable, animation was done by monkeys coming off of a cocaine high, sound mixing was done by monkeys coming off a heroin high, reuse of scenes of terrible animation because they were too lazy to animate more, more slapshodery, general incompetence and general lack of giving a shit. Not only this, but it feels like a ripoff of a multitude of other mecha series, cannibalizing them... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
1/10 overall

Snow White with the Red Hair

Dec 25, 2018

Story: I'll bring you up to speed. There's a girl named Red, or Shiro-Shirayuki or just simply Red, who is a herbalist, one of them medicine workers in the olden days who work in apocthearies. Not really a doctor or an alchemist even though the last one is different- But a herbalist, who deals in... herbs. Literally. She's rocking a shop, being all nice, kind and perfect and everybody loves her. Then some douche named Prince Douche goes all "Shit son, her sexy red hair is so sexy, I gotta have it. She gon be my conc! Ubine." Then he sends a goon to tell her to dress nicely for a time, or... See full review

8/10 story
8/10 animation
8/10 sound
9/10 characters
8.4/10 overall

Cipher

Nov 4, 2018

"Story/Characters"  There is... The synopsis is massively wrong.There is not plot. The first 5 minutes are a music video for New York City. There is a trailer for a movie called Winning Tough which is something the main character is in, as some nerd playing football and getting his glasses knocked off a lot. Then an interview and maybe a bit of his past with his mother, brother, maybe some incest and all to the tune of a film noir 80s vibe. There's even a commercial for the Michellin Man and Pilsbury Dough Boy for a cake. It's not even a conventional interview thing. There is no story. No... See full review

1/10 story
4/10 animation
?/10 sound
1/10 characters
2/10 overall

The Dark Myth

Sep 24, 2018

Story: Heh, Dark Myth is a highly intellectual religious piece that masterfully combines Shinto, Buddhasm and Hindu with geographical Japan and extensive historical facts into one exemplary euphoric piece that requires a intellectual to fully comprehend as well as knowledge in comparative religious studies to fully understand the metaphysical story that juxtaposes the past with the present and neo-future. It's an extremely intellectual series like Richard and Mortimer except for this one you need to be well-versed in the aformentioned religions with an explanatory dump that's broken up by intervals of... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
2/10 overall

Wild 7

Jun 17, 2018

Story: It's about a badass crew of ex-criminal badasses fighting for justice as vigilante cops who take no shit from nobody and solve problems with exlosions, guns, explosions and kickass music. Or the first episode was. Second is about some political intrigue or some shit. But let me praise the first half: It was clear and simple; Charles Bronson/Dirty Harry dudes going after gangsters and shit with guns and explosions and all the manly good stuff. The details don't really matter but it also boils down to bros over hos. Or bros before the blatantly corrupt judical system that's against Wild 7 for the... See full review

5/10 story
6/10 animation
10/10 sound
?/10 characters
6/10 overall

The Seven Heavenly Virtues

Apr 2, 2018

Story: This is a very high quality show that aims to display the many, many bountiful virtues of... the Seven Heavenly Virtues, from Michael to Gabriel, Metatron and what have you. The names don't matter so much as their angelic properties. It's critical to this mini series that is a spin-off of Sin: Nanatsu no Taizai, which I'm told is quite an excellent series, by likeminded people. And everything said so far is in reference to the titties and ass on display. You're watching this for titties, ass, and more titties because this anime... See full review

10/10 story
10/10 animation
10/10 sound
10/10 characters
10/10 overall

Dog Soldier: Shadows of the Past

Jan 29, 2018

Story: Dog Soldiers? More like Shit Soldiers, amirite? But I kid, except I'm not because this is absolute crap. I also wanted this bit to be the first thing people see when they check out the reviews and come upon mine. I'm a real class act. Anyway, this Japanese Rambo lacks the sensitivity and psychological overtones with a resistance to killing ala First Blood and the brutal ass stomping of a despotic military where people get cleaved in half by anti-tank rifles and other throat ripping badassery ala Rambo IV. I don't know about the movies inbetween, but I'm sure Shit Soldier lacks the action-packed... See full review

1.5/10 story
3/10 animation
5/10 sound
2/10 characters
2/10 overall

Hey, President Trap-kun!

Jan 6, 2018

Everything: A series that was too good to last. We only got two episodes of one of the most dank ass series released in 2017. President Trump spitting hot rhymes as an elementary school student, showing up all those punk ass little shits and acting like a baller in every day of the school year. Class introductions, he practically smacks the taste out of the teacher's mouth with some Taco Bell bombs and in Gym Class, he uses those pull-up bars like an acrobatic circus chimp, swinging so hard his clothes fly off. Bitches ain't got shit on President Trump. By the time you get to this part, you could have... See full review

10/10 story
10/10 animation
10/10 sound
10/10 characters
10/10 overall

Dies irae

Jan 3, 2018

Story: I'm going to name some things and you tell me how they're related: Nazis. Nuns. King Arthur and (Knights of) the Round Table. French Revolution (Reign of Terror bit with the guillotine). Magic wizbiz. Present Day Japan. What do all these things have in common? They're things, and they're all in the superb anime Dies Irae, translated to This Irae by Google Translator but by A-P, Days of Wrath. Considering the plot, either one works. But basically, this show is about a bunch of Nazis in a Round Table esque Nazi collective that deals with magical nazi wizbiz being resurrected in Japan like some... See full review

2/10 story
5/10 animation
10/10 sound
2/10 characters
3/10 overall

Tokyo Magnitude 8.0

Dec 25, 2017

Story/Characters: You know what I hate reviewing? Good shit, because you can't riff on good shit or drop fuck bombs like The Boondock Saints. This is one of those shows. It isn't deep on plot nor does it do anything too outlandish or 2012 with the whole "Earthquake pwning Tokyo and surrounding districts" but that's a given for the disaster scenario and in it's in favour respectively. What it does well, is being a good survival show that feels real while maintaining a mix of quasi-adventure/journey type shit and horrifically sad and stunning. It's like... earthquakes and shit. Hence the title... See full review

8/10 story
9/10 animation
9/10 sound
9/10 characters
9.5/10 overall

Wild Cardz

Mar 10, 2017

Wild Cardz? More like Wild Shitz, amirite? Haha! We (Users) here at Anime Planet like to joke around, but there is something serious that we need to talk about, and this is some serious shit. Of course, by shit I am referring to Wild Shitz. Wild Shitz is a... hodge-podge of a mish-mash of a clusterfuck of random, assorted shit and the barest sense of knowing what actual games are. I mention "Games" instead of "Cardz" because this pulls Chess pieces out of the air and NO ONE IN THE FUCKING SHOW CAN FUCKING GUESS WHAT THE FUCK A FUCKING CHESS PIECE FUCKING IS. EACH AND... See full review

1/10 story
4/10 animation
3.5/10 sound
1/10 characters
3/10 overall

Glassy Ocean

Mar 1, 2017

What the fuck. This is one of those OVAs/Movies that makes you wonder: What the flying fuck is going on? Because, despite there being a glass ocean, it's also liquid and yet it isn't because boats sail (?) in it, fish swim in it but get stuck in it (WTF) and the whale is sometimes breaching the glass but it isn't and it's a metaphor on the lack of fluidity that life has despite it constantly moving forward, where you have to stop and enjoy the sights before they inevitably sink beneath the waves. When you wax philosophy without knowing a lick of it, it gets rambly. But, .... I don't know. This is certainly... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
5/10 overall

Tanjou: Debut

Mar 1, 2017

Story: I had a lot of jokes and clever quips about "Doubt" but like the actual show, I was disappointed by the title. Instead, all I got is "It's a debut of crap", and that isn't half as clever as Doubt. But the relevancy of all this is that you expect crap and you get boring crap. Do you give a shit about whatever love triangle crap is going on between John Smith and the girls who eat way too many burgers? NO. Do you care about the time capsule or whatever the second episode is about? GOD NO. There is nothing exciting about this drudge fest. BUT, it is pretty... meh? Or harmless... See full review

2/10 story
3/10 animation
?/10 sound
1/10 characters
3.5/10 overall

Toward the Terra TV

Dec 25, 2016

Story: I will always underestimate series and occasionally overestimate some that I think would be so-so or crap and turn out to be complete shit. This one I underestimated. Psychic powers and space opera is a good combination, don't ya know, and what helps out is the society it's based in, which is all about control and being big brother to the fleshies. Then there's your plucky band of psychic rebels who fight the power because the power would pretty much brutally eradicate them from existence. This doesn't do it justice as it gets to be pretty grand as the show moves along and throws enough nut punches... See full review

8/10 story
8.5/10 animation
8.5/10 sound
8/10 characters
8.5/10 overall

Baby Princess 3D Paradise 0 [Love]

Sep 28, 2016

What a candy ass title. Must be a good show. Story: This OVA reminds me of two shows, one of them shit and the other borderline criminal. Their names are irrelevant (Brothers Conflict and Mujaki no Rakuen respectively). The first because it's the same premise but gender reversed so now it's the dude living the life of having all these hot babes and younger girls as sisters with a total milf who should appear way more; and the second because all the younger sisters absolutely... See full review

2/10 story
6/10 animation
4/10 sound
1.5/10 characters
3/10 overall

Itsudatte My Santa!

Sep 10, 2016

Story: First off, who names their kid Santa? If you're born on St. Paddies day, are you named Patrick? Or on New Years Eve, are you named Eve? No! That's because that kind of shit would get your ass kicked daily. And your parents hate you, which is why this poor bastard is named Santa. But Santa, he's a loser. Loser things happen to him and then in a span of 30 seconds from the end of his monologue, give or take a few seconds, he meets Santa Santa. You know, the Santa chick. So Santa and Santa get into all kinds of hijinks that have no sense of timing, pacing or any real connection/cohesion that would make... See full review

1/10 story
2/10 animation
2/10 sound
1.5/10 characters
2/10 overall

Pupa

Jun 16, 2016

The fuck is- I mean story: The fuck is this shit? This is like some... incestual, cannibal, gore bonerpalooza if you enjoy that kind of shit. Otherwise, it's actually kinda all that and then it gets fucked up and shit. It's packed full of gore or some ungodly unholy abomination against the very concept and notion of nature itself if one watches the censored version, if I am correct. Basically, I think the sister is a monster and the brother gets eaten but is then uneaten because he has some magical powers? Seriously, I give very little shits about this. I am actually rewatching it for the review and it... See full review

3/10 story
5/10 animation
6/10 sound
2/10 characters
3.5/10 overall

AD Police Files

Jun 14, 2016

Story: First of all, let me ask you this: Do you know what Bubblegum Crisis is? In italics because this is a very important question. Now, assuming you do, because I assume you to be a just person and not a total slacker who hasn't seen it and is watching an OVA on it because some douche said you should watch it, then you can tell me how it relates to said Bubblegum Crisis because I have no idea what a Crisis of Bubblegums is. I mean, I thought I did but I am confident the shit I'm thinking of is not the shit that should be the main series of this shit (Shit being subjective). Looking it up, I am correct... See full review

5/10 story
5.5/10 animation
7/10 sound
3/10 characters
6/10 overall

Gestalt

Mar 24, 2016

Story Think my ghetto-tube subs which were in Spanish were off a bit, so I went with the dubs, which were also off a bit. Missed 2 minutes and everybody who is anybody who has seen 80s/90s schlock knows that the first few minutes are crucial. They build worlds, they say the plots, they give you all the shits you'll give for plot because the next half hour would be absolute shit in plot. The point is, is that the story is shit. Let me explain that last sentence and the point of all this: This OVA is absolute bullshit and sweaty donkey balls. And let me explain that position. The story doesn't... See full review

2/10 story
4.5/10 animation
5/10 sound
2/10 characters
3.5/10 overall

Fushigi na Somera-chan

Mar 15, 2016

Story Wut. Animation Ranges from adequate to complete shit. Points for yuri-animation, and more points from those shitty ass drawings in the EP. Also reminds me of Ai Mai Mii, which also looks like shit. Basically, it's shit. Sound FUCKSHITFUCK FUCK EVERYFUCKING THING ABOUT THAT FUCKING SHITTY ASS FUCK EP I CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE OF IT MAN I FUCKING CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE OF THAT VOICE I WILL BURY IT IN A PILE OF ITS OWN BLOATED SEA DRENCHED CORPSES FROM THE DROWNED GOD THE GOD OF THE SEA WILL TAKE ALL OF YOU C'GRECSDF DFDSL'OOSFS CD'TTEEWA'TT But episode 6 or so had this real great... See full review

?/10 story
4/10 animation
5/10 sound
3/10 characters
4/10 overall