TheMuffinMan167

Right, I'm going to start with saying even considering to give this a rating of 2 out of 10 is being extremely generous. I don't want to dramatise this ordeal too much so I'll take it down a few couple hundred notches to making me want to launch myself off a cliff and into a brick wall.

A harem is already a waving red flag. A reverse harem, you've been smacked with a red flag. A poorly written reverse harem, you've taken that red flag and deep throated it. A poorly written reverse harem with vampires... fuck me...and you. Joking, that's just some rad banter, broski. Oh wait, it wasn't. Because we've already been fucked by that huge ass red flag in a threeway. Sure, it may not sound that bad if you're generally int watching this kind of crappy boderline porn parody genre. I'm not quite sure if labelling this as a genre is a criminal offence but it probably is. Ahh yes, I love watching some poor, innocent girl being used as a bloodbag by some twilight try-hards without her consent. Not a violation at all! Quality content!! Oscar worthy storyline!!! Note the sarcasm, lovely. In total honesty, I only bothered watching this anime for a little giggle at how bad this was produced. That was until I realised how seriously messed up it was, it's quite worrying. How could anyone remotely humane create this for other people to see ? ? As for the plot? I'd talk more of it if i knew what it was. Let me know when you find out. It may sound like heaven to be surrounded by these mysterious, hot, seductive, manipulative, cock-roaches- sorry, vampires <3 but trust me, or any other of these sane reviews that it's horrid. This anime needs more than a touch of improvement here and there. It needs to be fucking demolished. This is coming from a person who never cared for the characters or the original game. Those poor things. 

In my sweet, noble opinion, the music was the only redeeming quality of this anime. The classical pieces were enchanting, incredibly well done compared to that shit show. The animation was so-so. Some details were reasonably beautiful but not my taste. Some of the hair was horrendous though. It looked so professionally illustrated, it's a shame it had to look the way it did on those codenscending twats. 

Motherfucking fuck fucking fuck fuck fucking fucking fucking ever-fucking fuck. The characters. Oh god, the characters. Lord have mercy upon us and forgive those who have sinned because I'm planning to go to heaven before i write about these little ratbags. If the 'storyline' wasn't bad enough, these abusers and vile cretins are most definitely the absolute worst part of this series. 

In short, the female protagonist was bland and too fucking dense. Sure she was the centre of the harem and apparently special and from a  pov game, but that's no excuse. Personality file was chucked out the car window, how could we possibly feel sorry for her then. As for hose vampires, they can go have more incestious relations with eachother for all I care. Their 'sad' backstories do not have flavour, they are pathetic. Which shows. These do not excuse them calling Yui rude names and treating her like fucking shit. They lack respect and any form of consideration. Sorry, feminisim doesn't exist here. But apparently it's okay because they're kind of good-looking. I would go more into depth and complain and slag them off but I'm getting pissed off and fed up. 

See you.