Stela's avatar


  • Joined Feb 14, 2017
  • 38

why I dropped you: seasonal anime

I drop seasonal anime more readily than completed stuff
1 Romantic Killer

Romantic Killer


this anime: you are just watching harem cliches but isn't it so funny that we are pointing them out? like, you still only get cliches instead of a good show but now we are pointing them out. isn't that so funny? isn't it? we are also screaming a lot. that is the same as writing actual jokes. very funny, am I right

ep 2 update: still bad and still ugly because still made by netflix, they are even failing at imitating Cromartie Highschool

dropped twice

2 The Executioner and Her Way of Life

The Executioner and Her Way of Life


first episode (or first two episodes, can't remember) was alright, mainly because the premise & worldbuilding had potential but then it fizzles out because the characters are lacklustre, feels like every interaction is from another mediocre anime I've seen before. good gay anime when? also the clothes are ugly, the colour scheme is embarassing, I can't get over those 2 badly matching belts in the same outfit

3 Thermae Romae Novae

Thermae Romae Novae


why must Netflix take everything I love and ruin it? behold this unholy matrimony of generic Netflix art style, rubbish pacing and writing from someone who couldn't tell that Terrible Writing Advice is parody. best bits are the live action at the end

4 Super Crooks

Super Crooks

autumn 2021

it does that thing I hate where the characters awkwardly exposition what you already saw happen. this is for people who are old enough to understand that sex is being had, don't worry, they understand everything else they see. 'your power is...' don'tell me! you already SHOWED me! I don't trust these writers

5 Cardfight!! Vanguard: overDress

Cardfight!! Vanguard: overDress

spring 2021


I saw the CLAMP name and I clicked. this is aimed at children and quite competent for what it is 

6 Koikimo



when a piece of media is aimed at women but doesn't like them very much. a woman who likes sex and makeup is worthy of contempt, apparently. and not spirited enough to knee him in the dick when he messes with her face, apparently. yeah, miss me with that shit

7 Pretty Boy Detective Club

Pretty Boy Detective Club


the dialogue is wank

8 High-Rise Invasion

High-Rise Invasion

9 SK8 the Infinity

SK8 the Infinity


well, well, well, if it isn't every anime ever in shinier packaging. as soon as he was 'yo, I'm from Canada, where's the snow' in a skateboarding anime, I deflated

10 Kiyo in Kyoto: From the Maiko House

Kiyo in Kyoto: From the Maiko House


someone watched those region-promoting informative short-form anime and thought 'let's make one like that but with full-lengh episodes', entirely lacking a vision of their own. they thought going thru a cutesy checklist would be enough - 1. speech affectations like 'fumu fumu', 2. food porn, 3. cute girl gaybaiting. this moe stuff is supposed to be the icing on the cake, but here there is no cake, you're just gorging yourself on icing, which is sickening.

there's barely any/lots of reused animation - I don't mind minimally animated styles, I mean I watched all 7 series of Yami Shibai ffs but here it looks like everything is moving thru treacle. I hate it when anime kill time by having characters repeat what you just saw happen for yourself but here it's brazenly taken to new heights. why did you make this a full length episode, why? 

the humour is cringe and the dialogue puts me to sleep. also that interludey tune that never stops - kill me. at least that Rice Boys anime was batshit - the boys ride a giant face in series 2. 

finally, positives - I did learn some new things about maiko and Aomori

11 Akudama Drive

Akudama Drive


the characters are obnoxious and I have to sit thru the scenes where they interact with each other in order to get to the cool fights and world building. surely there must be less cliched ways of presenting the pissing contest of their criminal abilities. motorcycle best character

12 Ikebukuro West Gate Park

Ikebukuro West Gate Park


it's good but it's boring to watch. it's not boring in itself - so far they have 2, TWO! episodes about working conditions - I loved those, anime doesn't do realism very often. I want to know what happens next but the experience of watching it is boring. I think that's a problem of how the source material was adapted to the medium of animation rather than a problem with the source material itself. the world it creates is rich and interesting 

- rival gangs vying for influence in a real world place you can visit, 

- episodes start with a curious incident and homeboy uses his connections to figure it out, coming into contact with all sorts of characters; it feels like they really inhabit the place,

- a gang leader uses the pshysical prowess he gained from ballet to give him an edge in fights,

- store-owner mom adopts an adult daughter, that's such an interesting dynamic it could be an anime unto itself,

but we don't have time to explore any of that meaningfully because each 20min episode is confined to the beats of conflict stars/ escalates/ is resolved. grrrrr this is so frustrating because this is the adult stuff I want but IWGP is meh

13 Jujutsu Kaisen

Jujutsu Kaisen


this anime is at its best when it gets serious about the horror elements and at its worst when it halts the plot so it can box-tick all the shounen tropes. I'm in awe of the modern animation and the rendition of the character designs to animation (what is the term for that?). it seems like Shounen Jump adaptations are the ones that get to luxuriate in adequate budgets but in the service of what - Aoi Toudou popping a vein when asking what woman stereotype you like? fuck off

14 Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God

Oh, Suddenly Egyptian God

15 The Gymnastics Samurai

The Gymnastics Samurai


I feel kind of sad for dropping this because MAPPA's my favourite studio and Taisou Samurai so nearly made it, there is good effort on its part but I know from experience that I'm not going to enjoy this. the animation was decent - well-integrated CG and movement during the gymnastics sequences, the ED is fun but behind all the visual pizzazz are cliches I... I'm tired: 

the grown man + little girl dynamic for the 100th time, here in the 'wholesome' dad+daugher subcategory - the squeaky child seems to only be a plot prop

a giant talking parrot is fine but here it has witty come-backs, demonstrating human-level intelligence - what does this add to the anime? give the grandma all the sarky lines

the agents are running in heels on roof tiles. why did you make it like that? please stop

and - like a fucking spectre from the ignorant past - that LGBT+ character design. the character doesn't even appear in the 1st ep. but I glimpsed the design in the ED and I know that this cliche is going to grind my gears. I know that if the character turns out to be giving advice from behind the bar counter and grabbing arses like it's going out of season, I'mma punch my screen

I am so happy that there is recognition that adults watch anime too and that there's a desire to represent this demographic, knowing that bringing up children is part of many of their lives. Secondly, I get that anime is not constrained by physcial world limitations like live action and you can suspend disbelief when you see rainbow hair and not everything has to be 'realistic' and so on. I see that Taisou Samurai tried to balance an introspection and personal growth narrative with goofiness and anime hijinks. they failed. Barakamon and Poco's Udon World did the same thing and succeeded

16 Fushigi Dagashiya Zenitendou

Fushigi Dagashiya Zenitendou

summer 2020


it's alright for what it is - a mild horror for little children - but of no interest to me

17 Gibiate



this had the potential to be the kind of nail-biting, trashy fun Highschool of the Dead was. instead, it is fascinating, utterly mesmerising, how awful this is in every single aspect: characters, dialogue, direction (oh yes, please cut away to a history lesson every Japanese child already knows in their sleep and even I, not Japanese, am sick of just from having seen it so often in anime), CGI, adapting the concept art to animation (sorry, I don't know the term), animation and especially action animation, which is just coloured-in storyboards with too many speed lines. gaaaaaaah. 

can you guess who the baddie is as soon as they appear on screen from the character design? I bet my 'NR 1 Anime Fan' award on it, which I have

18 Mr. Love: Queen's Choice

Mr. Love: Queen's Choice

19 Obake Zukan

Obake Zukan


only of possible interest to little children getting ready for school. it's hideous. since the dawn of animation in the 1910s, across all decades, there have been countless better anime about all manner of youkai stuff

20 Gal & Dino

Gal & Dino

spring 2020

21 My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom!

My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom!


I loved this in the beginning because, when isekaied, the otaku MC prepares to 3D-mind-chess herself out of trouble while eating potato chips under the table but ends up winning everyone over IMMEDIATELY by being kind and self-reliant. that's a lovely message. but the rest of the series is her going around patting everyone on the head, telling them what a good job they did. and them going around competing amongst themselves for earth mother's attention. I got bored of the non-event mild positivity and filler

22 The House Spirit Tatami-chan

The House Spirit Tatami-chan

23 The Millionaire Detective - Balance:Unlimited

The Millionaire Detective - Balance:Unlimited


coming to the rescue of a child/dog/cat and ouji-sama eats a commoner meal for the 1st time. ok, it's time to move on to anime that have not run out of ideas and resorted to cliches

24 Hentatsu (2020)

Hentatsu (2020)

winter 2020


all this had to do was have fun dialogue and be cute. it failed on both counts

25 Natsunagu!


26 Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun

Toilet-Bound Hanako-kun

27 Africa Salaryman (2019)

Africa Salaryman (2019)

autumn 2019

28 Assassins Pride

Assassins Pride

ep 1 was interestingly directed, entertaining trashiness (it had a bit of a Flip Flappers vibe to it). ep 2 was a lot more middle-of-the-road and settled into a typical LN adaptation whose every beat I've seen somewhere else before and done better too. there was a low-stakes fight in this ep, so they saved up on animation by opening with a unambitious fanservice scene. the epidose also ends with an as-yet-unseen villain cackling. because any staff with an original idea had left the office by this point 

29 Case File nº221: Kabukicho

Case File nº221: Kabukicho

30 No Guns Life

No Guns Life

31 Special 7: Special Crime Investigation Unit

Special 7: Special Crime Investigation Unit

32 Stand My Heroes: Piece of Truth

Stand My Heroes: Piece of Truth

a police officer without basic defence skills? no, NO, fuck YOU

33 BEM


summer 2019

I've taken personal offence with this.

I love the central idea in the original and 00s remake - the characters believe that by doing good deeds they will be accepted by people as human, to belong being their deepest desire. it's tragicomical how they wander around unaware that their wacky appearance signals that they're different. by showing the humams' reaction to them - fright, repulsion, suspition - the 2 anime gently encourage children to judge people by their actions, not appearance, and - I extrapolate - not to perceive other communities as undesirable. how lovely!

my favourite creatures are Bella - those hideous feet, I love them!, and Bello - a brave boy who just wants to be friends! so thanks to this incarnation for ruining these characters for me. Bella is now a goodlooking, popular schoolgirl (wow, we really need more of these in anime) and Bello is a cool, jaded schoolboy who aces arcade games with his demon powers (wow, we really need more of these in anime). and they both think humanity is shit now, so that's really comforting, thanks. what's their motivation then? fuck knows.

you know which franchise was revamped to an unrecognisable degree without ruining it? - Gatchaman

34 Cop Craft

Cop Craft

this had potential, especially if they had gone all-out on the world exploration. OK fine, the world-building was adequate but the characters were shit. grumpy, jaded cop secretly with a heart of gold. NO. gay character whose every line is a bad gay joke reinforcing to the audience he's just SO gay. NO NO. aggressively screaming, comic-relief chief of police NO NO NO. the medical examiner is just about serviceable as a side character and that's a small mercy. and now, on to the poor loli. let's park here for a bit, while I explain how I see the difference btwn good and bad sexual fan service:

1. is sex/desire/nudity part of the plot?

2. are the characters themselves thirsty for this kind of attention, therefore justifying this kind of posing and framing?

3. is this posing and framing a character's point of view?

Tirana doesn't participate in her own sexualisation, in fact, she's a prude who gets flustered by porn. she is put in a little dress that is then ripped for the viewing pleasure of the audience alone. nobody in-world regards her in this way. admittedly, Cop Craft is very low on the fan service radar but this shit doesn't fly in a show I want to take seriously and it breaks immersion

35 Hakata Mentai! Pirikarako-chan

Hakata Mentai! Pirikarako-chan


I struggle to do it justice with a description, it has to be experienced. Is this for children or adults? I'm baffled

36 To the Abandoned Sacred Beasts

To the Abandoned Sacred Beasts

remember the 2nd series of Terra Formars? this sucks in the same way: they waste time on shitty jokes instead of using it to build on the dark part of the fantasy. you can tell straight away who the baddie is because his character design is such a give-away. his maniacal evil laugh was the push needed to convince me this is shit enough to drop. which is such a shame because I love transformations and good monster designs and battles. good dark fantasy when?

37 Carole & Tuesday

Carole & Tuesday

spring 2019

the ED is the best part

38 Midnight occult civil servants

Midnight occult civil servants


a moderately engaging series, doesn't offend anyone, it's nice to have in the background when doing chores - this is the best praise I can give it. why is the series proper not stylised in the same way as the OP? a bit of pizzazz would help it along because there are infinite anime about youkai-busting teams

39 Rilakkuma and Kaoru

Rilakkuma and Kaoru


the craftsmanship and detail in this anime are amazeballs; I love alternative animation techniques. however, the outlook on life this anime communicates ruins my viewing experience completely. Kaoru is a miserable git and it's implied that this is because she's a single older woman. she feels sorry for herself, is jealous and judgemental of Sayu, is an arsehole to her pets, yet does nothing to change her condition. Sayu, the antagonist, is lazy and it's implied that she gets away with it because she's beautiful (imagine if the writer were to meet an ugly lazy person, their mind would explode). maybe they were going for flawed, nuanced characters but they failed. anime with well-written shit people: Ebichu, Girlish Number, Nana, Monster (Eva is a mega arsehole and one of my favourite characters of all time)

40 Sarazanmai



I love the animation but the characters blow. I feel like we're just going through a checklist of Ikuhara calling cards at this point: gay stuff - check, wtf is going on - check, stylised urban art - check, wtf does this symbolism mean - check, repetitive sequences - check, Drama! alert - check, stairs, towers and self-supporting metal structures - check.

mind you, 'butt stuff is gross, it's not funny' is not good criticism. my advice to these people is never check out straight porn or you'll be in for a shock 

41 Ultramarine Magmell

Ultramarine Magmell


garbage. the premise had potential but it never lifts off. the main characters are basically all-powerful, never in any danger, and in ep.5 actual harassers, so that's fun to watch. the show looks ugly and the jokes don't even try. I refuse to believe the writers tried and the best they came up with is the loli character and the small boobs jokes. they are not that stupid, they think the audience is that stupid

42 Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki

Yatogame-chan Kansatsu Nikki

43 Fate/stay night: Heaven's Feel II. lost butterfly

Fate/stay night: Heaven's Feel II. lost butterfly

winter 2019

damn, I forgot how much of a slog watching fate/stay night was the first time around. Shirou's plot armour is that all the girls fancy him and won't kill him despite the many chances to do so. wow, the suspense is killing me, who does he favour in this version. Sakura, the personality void. 

yes, the films look good and move well during fights but not even wild horses can make me sit through the inane interactions involving Sakura, Shinji or Illya yet again

44 Hulaing Babies

Hulaing Babies


imagine the colour scheme of Humanity Has Declined combined with the minimal but inventive animation of Trigger's Ninja Slayer the Animation - awesome sauce, right?! the visuals alone carry it a long way and are, sadly, the only interesting thing about it. the humour and characters suck. but don't you dare skip the ED, the lyrics are different each time

45 Kaguya-sama: Love Is War

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War


it works as a comedy but not as a romance because I don't like what the premise implies, that a romantic relationship is an adversarial one where you have to make your partner submit as if you are both dogs or smth, that showing emotion is a weakness, that you have to play games to get what you want. people who think like this exist and they really embarass themselves online. don't give them an anime. but Love is War is funny and well-made haha switch your brain off whatever. anyway, because it's episodic I don't feel compelled to experience it in its entirety 

46 Kemurikusa



the sci-fi world is intriguing enough but the characters are too insufferable. I often moan about shitty costumes for action heroines but the MC in this one has a really neat design: a good-looking outfit that allows free movement

47 Virtual-san Looking

Virtual-san Looking


this would've been the perfect candidate for short-form episodes. I love the exaggerated movements but once the novelty wears off it's up to the humour to carry it and the humour is meh-ish. they would've gotten away with it if the eps were shorter

48 Goblin Slayer

Goblin Slayer

autumn 2018


when I heard 'dark fantasy' I thought 'Berserk, Claymore, Made in Abyss...' and got quite excited. sadly, this is unapologetically mediocre and the dialogue is painfully boring

49 Okoshiyasu, Chitose-chan

Okoshiyasu, Chitose-chan

50 Sono Toki, Kanojo wa.

Sono Toki, Kanojo wa.


this is like a soap: person A is sulking because person B is looking at them funny, person B is sulking because person A didn't guess what they wanted without them saying it. fascinating stuff


You must be logged in to leave comments. or

NingenJanai Jan 17, 2022

good list. enjoyed reading the it

bigcockweeb Jan 6, 2022

"at least that Rice Boys anime was batshit - the boys ride a giant face in series 2."

I need to know what this show is called!

knoxyal Jul 10, 2019

I enjoyed reading through your list. These are neat descriptions of first episodes. 

Karakai jouzu grew on me, despite all that trope and silly stuff going on between the two characters. The show handled the ‘cuteness’ element rather nicely.

Violet evergarden has a number of good episodes. These were unfortunately few compared to the rest of the show which was a mixture of forced emotional moments and confusing plot lines.

matrixen Apr 23, 2019

wow can you get any more whiny? And dropping an anime after 1 episode means you are the problematic one, not the anime...

AnnaSartin Mar 27, 2019

Kemurikusa: Nine episodes in and I hear you about the characters being insufferable. Wakaba is getting (slightly) less annoying and Rin is being (slightly) less of a bitch, but honestly, it's the unique world and the adventure that has kept me watching rather than the characters.