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Seizure City

ridiculous, over-the-top and camp 80s and 90s OVAs with migraine triggering visuals, sexy cyborgs, slick cityscapes, exploding faces, rape for fan service, alien vampires, psychokinesis and dimension rips. all entries may be enjoyed as comedies
1 AD Police Files

AD Police Files

unnecessary nudity, laughable stereotypes and cheesy music - welcome to this list

2 Parasite Dolls

Parasite Dolls

a better looking AD Police Files. other parts of the Mega Tokyo franchise, like Bubblegum Crisis/Crash, just aren't entertaining enough

3 Ai City

Ai City

someone must have dropped a bag of cocaine on the studio floor and the dust must have been slowly rising as staff were working on this anime, imperceptibly tripping balls. yes, this is a reference from Vatican Miracle Examiner

4 Angel Cop

Angel Cop

dubious dubs are half the reason to watch the OVAs on this list

5 Angel Sanctuary

Angel Sanctuary

how not to make an OVA

6 Armitage III Poly-Matrix

Armitage III Poly-Matrix

evil feminists

7 A Wind Named Amnesia

A Wind Named Amnesia

the plot faceplants so hard at the end

8 Baki

Baki

huge men admiring other men's hugeness

9 Baoh

Baoh

my superpower is testosterone!

10 Bastard!!

Bastard!!

contractually obligatory clothes ripping and chesty men

11 Bio Hunter

Bio Hunter

12 Cyber City Oedo 808

Cyber City Oedo 808

beautiful art and character designs, hilarious plot

13 Darkside Blues

Darkside Blues

reward yourself with a stiff drink if you made it through this one

14 Demon City Shinjuku

Demon City Shinjuku

men can't help themselves so it's like you're asking for it by existing in their orbit. the end

15 Demon Prince Enma

Demon Prince Enma

'he's a good dad' ha ha ha ha ha

16 Desert Rose

Desert Rose

ladeez be kicking ass. but manicured nails come first

17 Devilman: The Birth

Devilman: The Birth

fucking hell, it's global warming

18 Devilman: The Demon Bird

Devilman: The Demon Bird

19 Amon: Apocalypse of Devilman

Amon: Apocalypse of Devilman

20 Digital Devil Story Megami Tensei

Digital Devil Story Megami Tensei

absolute nonsense

21 Elfen Lied

Elfen Lied

the entries on this list that are from the 00s are very much the spiritual successors of the older tittied cyberpunk manime

22 Genocyber

Genocyber

23 Golgo 13: The Professional

Golgo 13: The Professional

the manliest manime. will grow chest hairs and piss whisky

24 Golgo 13: Queen Bee

Golgo 13: Queen Bee

25 Golgo 13

Golgo 13

women are money-grabbing whores with hormone-addled brains. the end

26 Hellsing

Hellsing

27 Hellsing Ultimate

Hellsing Ultimate

28 Highschool of the Dead

Highschool of the Dead

29 ICE

ICE

types of lesbians: 1. bitter, 2. predatory. the end

30 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (2000)

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (2000)

prequel to the 1993 OVAs and should be watched first because they take pains to explain the dynamics and the stands

31 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

a glorious celebration of manliness, friendship and just the best outfits!

32 Kimera

Kimera

terrible in every way

33 Legend of Lemnear

Legend of Lemnear

34 Mad Bull 34

Mad Bull 34

35 Nightwalker: The Midnight Detective

Nightwalker: The Midnight Detective

36 Ninja Resurrection

Ninja Resurrection

the one with the infamous scene

37 Psycho Diver: Soul Siren

Psycho Diver: Soul Siren

38 Puppet Princess

Puppet Princess

39 RIN: Daughters of Mnemosyne

RIN: Daughters of Mnemosyne

torture porn central

40 Terra Formars OVA

Terra Formars OVA

41 Terra Formars

Terra Formars

42 Terra Formars: Revenge

Terra Formars: Revenge

its final form. remember, a trashy anime can always get so much worse

43 Twilight of the Dark Master

Twilight of the Dark Master

ding dong, it's Shimbou o'clock

44 Vampire Hunter D

Vampire Hunter D

45 Vatican Miracle Examiner

Vatican Miracle Examiner

46 Wicked City

Wicked City

Yoshiaki Kawajiri directed Birdy the Mighty, Cyber City Oedo 808, Demon City Shinjuku, Ninja Scroll, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust and Wicked City, among other things. He also designed the characters for/ animated some of them. I love all of these despite the sexy rapes

47 X: The Movie

X: The Movie

48 Zetsuai 1989

Zetsuai 1989

this is hideous

49 Bronze: Zetsuai Since 1989

Bronze: Zetsuai Since 1989

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Buckleboots Jun 6, 2019

 my introduction to oldschool anime was a bunch of old vhs tapes someone had left in my dormitory. quite a few of the movies on those vhs tapes i fell in love with are on this list, theres some real gems here!

kataleptic Apr 14, 2019

what an education i got just from skimming that list.

i vow: i will learn to piss whisky.