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Seizure City

ridiculous, over-the-top and camp 80s and 90s OVAs with migraine-triggering visuals, sexy cyborgs, slick cityscapes, exploding faces, rape for fan service, alien vampires, psychokinesis and dimension rips. all entries may be enjoyed as comedies
1 AD Police Files

AD Police Files

unnecessary nudity, laughable stereotypes and cheesy music - welcome to this list

2 Parasite Dolls

Parasite Dolls

a better looking AD Police Files. other parts of the Mega Tokyo franchise, like Bubblegum Crisis/Crash, just aren't entertaining enough, by the parametres of this list

3 Ai City

Ai City

someone must have dropped a bag of cocaine on the studio floor and the dust must have been slowly rising as staff were working on this anime, imperceptibly tripping balls. yes, this is a reference from Vatican Miracle Examiner

4 Angel Cop

Angel Cop

dubious dubs are half the reason to watch the OVAs on this list

5 Angel Sanctuary

Angel Sanctuary

how not to make an OVA

6 Armitage III Poly-Matrix

Armitage III Poly-Matrix

evil feminists

7 A Wind Named Amnesia

A Wind Named Amnesia

the plot faceplants so hard at the end

8 Baki

Baki

huge men admiring other men's hugeness

9 Baki: The Great Raitai Tournament Saga

Baki: The Great Raitai Tournament Saga

10 Baoh

Baoh

my superpower is testosterone!

11 Bastard!!

Bastard!!

contractually obligatory clothes ripping and chesty men

12 Bio Hunter

Bio Hunter

13 Blood Reign: Curse of the Yoma

Blood Reign: Curse of the Yoma

gorgeous cel art. the 1st episode has good action animation, making it vastly superior to the 2nd

14 Cross Ange: Rondo of Angels and Dragons

Cross Ange: Rondo of Angels and Dragons

tick as you watch: cheese, trash, apocalypse, evil lesbians, rape but make it sexy, women choose to fight in lingerie because that's so original and let's not think about good costume design shhh 

credit where it's due - not many series have the guts for their protag to start out as a massive racist asshole and develop, over the course of 25 episodes, into a slightly less racist but just as massive of an asshole

15 Cyber City Oedo 808

Cyber City Oedo 808

beautiful art and character designs, hilarious plot

16 Darkside Blues

Darkside Blues

reward yourself with a stiff drink if you made it through this one

17 Demon City Shinjuku

Demon City Shinjuku

men can't help themselves so it's like you're asking for it by existing in their orbit. the end

18 Demon Prince Enma

Demon Prince Enma

'he's a good dad' ha ha ha ha ha

19 Desert Rose

Desert Rose

ladeez be kicking ass. but manicured nails come first

20 Devilman: The Birth

Devilman: The Birth

fucking hell, it's global warming

21 Devilman: The Demon Bird

Devilman: The Demon Bird

22 Amon: Apocalypse of Devilman

Amon: Apocalypse of Devilman

23 Digital Devil Story Megami Tensei

Digital Devil Story Megami Tensei

absolute nonsense

24 Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned

Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned

25 Elfen Lied

Elfen Lied

the entries on this list that are from the 00s are very much the spiritual successors of the older tittied cyberpunk manime

26 Genocyber

Genocyber

27 Goku: Midnight Eye

Goku: Midnight Eye

Buichi Terasawa: I want every female character to appear naked

Yoshiaki Kawajiri: challenge accepted

28 Golgo 13: The Professional

Golgo 13: The Professional

the manliest manime. will grow chest hairs and piss whisky

29 Golgo 13: Queen Bee

Golgo 13: Queen Bee

30 Golgo 13

Golgo 13

women are money-grabbing whores with hormone-addled brains. the end

31 Harmagedon

Harmagedon

it drags on forever but is visually pleasing and has a hilarious terri-dub

32 Hellsing

Hellsing

33 Hellsing Ultimate

Hellsing Ultimate

34 Highschool of the Dead

Highschool of the Dead

35 ICE

ICE

types of lesbians: 1. bitter, 2. predatory. the end

36 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (2000)

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (2000)

prequel to the 1993 OVAs and should be watched first because they take pains to explain the dynamics and the stands

37 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

a glorious celebration of manliness, friendship and just the best outfits!

38 Kimera

Kimera

terrible in every way

39 Legend of Lemnear

Legend of Lemnear

40 Mad Bull 34

Mad Bull 34

41 Nightwalker: The Midnight Detective

Nightwalker: The Midnight Detective

42 Ninja Resurrection

Ninja Resurrection

the one with the infamous scene

43 Psycho Diver: Soul Siren

Psycho Diver: Soul Siren

44 Puppet Princess

Puppet Princess

45 Reign: The Conqueror

Reign: The Conqueror

I feel like this is what Gonzo were going for with their futuristic reimaginings of Samurai 7 and Romeo x Juliet, but they failed where Madhouse has succeeded, in my opinion. (Gankutsuou is alright though)

46 RIN: Daughters of Mnemosyne

RIN: Daughters of Mnemosyne

torture porn central

47 Terra Formars OVA

Terra Formars OVA

48 Terra Formars

Terra Formars

49 Terra Formars: Revenge

Terra Formars: Revenge

its final form. remember, a trashy anime can always get so much worse

50 Twilight of the Dark Master

Twilight of the Dark Master

ding dong, it's Shimbou o'clock

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AardvarkRex Aug 4, 2020

Cyber City Oedo 808 is genuinely badass (well except for the 3rd one). Love the dub. They replaced the music and it made one hell of a difference.
Also, Cybernetics Guardian most definitely needs to be on the list. Loosely related to Genocyber (it's even mentioned there).

Buckleboots Jun 6, 2019

 my introduction to oldschool anime was a bunch of old vhs tapes someone had left in my dormitory. quite a few of the movies on those vhs tapes i fell in love with are on this list, theres some real gems here!

kataleptic Apr 14, 2019

what an education i got just from skimming that list.

i vow: i will learn to piss whisky.