unnecessary nudity, laughable stereotypes and cheesy music - welcome to this list

a better looking AD Police Files. other parts of the Mega Tokyo franchise, like Bubblegum Crisis/Crash, just aren't entertaining enough, by the parametres of this list

someone must have dropped a bag of cocaine on the studio floor and the dust must have been slowly rising as staff were working on this anime, imperceptibly tripping balls. yes, this is a reference from Vatican Miracle Examiner

dubious dubs are half the reason to watch the OVAs on this list

how not to make an OVA

whoever designs hero costumes with scarves must not know of Isadora Duncan

evil feminists

the plot faceplants so hard at the end

huge men admiring other men's hugeness

my superpower is testosterone!

contractually obligatory clothes ripping and chesty men

gorgeous cel art. the 1st episode has good action animation, making it vastly superior to the 2nd

tick as you watch: cheese, trash, apocalypse, evil lesbians, rape but make it sexy, women choose to fight in lingerie because that's so original and let's not think about good costume design shhh 

credit where it's due - not many series have the guts for their protag to start out as a massive racist asshole and develop, over the course of 25 episodes, into a slightly less racist but just as massive of an asshole

beautiful art and character designs, hilarious plot

reward yourself with a stiff drink if you made it through this one

men can't help themselves so it's like you're asking for it by existing in their orbit. the end

'he's a good dad' ha ha ha ha ha

ladeez be kicking ass. but manicured nails come first

fucking hell, it's global warming

absolute nonsense

please don't 'enter' my soul. thank you

the entries on this list that are from the 00s are very much the spiritual successors of the older tittied cyberpunk manime

Buichi Terasawa: I want every female character to appear naked

Yoshiaki Kawajiri: challenge accepted

the manliest manime. will grow chest hairs and piss whisky

women are money-grabbing whores with hormone-addled brains. the end

it drags on forever but is visually pleasing and has a hilarious terri-dub

didn't like it on rewatch but I remember it being hugely popular

types of lesbians: 1. bitter, 2. predatory. the end

prequel to the 1993 OVAs and should be watched first because they take pains to explain the dynamics and the stands

a glorious celebration of manliness, friendship and just the best outfits!

this anime has the words 'titty twister massage'

terrible in every way

the one with the infamous scene

I feel like this is what Gonzo were going for with their futuristic reimaginings of Samurai 7 and Romeo x Juliet, but they failed where Madhouse has succeeded, in my opinion. (Gankutsuou is alright though)

torture porn central