 updated their review of Sword Art Online Movie: Ordinal Scale
Score 3/10 A very promising story ruined once again by someone who can just take one swing and win the game.
Story - 4/10
After a few successful years being at the top of the gaming world, Virtual Reality has now been surpassed by Artificial Reality technology, where instead of playing a game... Read Rbastid's full review
- Movie (1 ep x 120 min)
- 2017
In 2026, two years since the SAO incident, a new game called "Oridinal Scale," an Augmented-Reality MMO, is becoming popular among the players. But strange things are happening in the game...
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updated their review of Sword Art Online Alternative: Gun Gale OnlineScore 5/10 Considering the facade of Sword Art Online really didn’t match the show very much, it’s no surprise they made a spin off that seems to have even less to do with it.
Story - 2/10
Karen Kohiruimaki is a young girl just entering college who has always been extremely self... Read Rbastid's full review
In the world of guns and steel that is Gun Gale Online, LLENN has been a devoted, female solo player. She is obsessed with two things: donning herself entirely in pink and honing her skills with...
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updated their review of Sword Art Online: Sword Art OfflineScore 2/10 Sword Art Online, Offline, Waste of Time.
Story - 3/10
Set up like an informational news show, each episode is broken down to the same format. First our anchor Asuna gives us a goofy look at a “Breaking News” event that happened in that DVD’s episodes. Following the... Read Rbastid's full review
- DVD Special (9 eps x 11 min)
- 2012 - 2013
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updated their review of Sword Art Online IIScore 7/10 Oh, so we’re going to be Law & Order: RPG now are we?
Story - 6/10
After his successes in S.A.O. and A.L.O. Kirito is hired to look into a rumor that’s been going around the internet. Apparently a player in the Shooter-MMO Gun Gale Online has shown he has the ability to... Read Rbastid's full review
One year after the SAO incident, Kirito is approached by Japan’s Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications Department, Seijiro Kikuoka, with a request to enter another VRMMO called Gun...
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updated their review of Sword Art Online IIScore 7/10 Oh, so we’re going to be Law & Order: RPG now are we?
Story - 6/10
After his successes in S.A.O. and A.L.O. Kirito is hired to look into a rumor that’s been going around the internet. Apparently a player in the Shooter-MMO Gun Gale Online has shown he has the ability to... Read Rbastid's full review
One year after the SAO incident, Kirito is approached by Japan’s Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications Department, Seijiro Kikuoka, with a request to enter another VRMMO called Gun...
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updated their review of Sword Art Online: Extra EditionScore 4/10 A recap, an OVA bonus quest, and a typically worthless “beach type” episode all rolled in to one extra long film, and for once I didn’t completely hate it.
Story - 4/10
So I think one reason I wasn’t so down on this extended extra feature was because... Read Rbastid's full review
- TV Special (1 ep x 101 min)
- 2013
On a hot summer day, Kazuto (Kirito) takes Suguha (Leafa) to his school, to meet Asuna, Keiko (Silica) and Rika (Lisbeth). Their mission: teach Suguha how to swim. Kazuto, however, has a prior...
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updated their review of Sword Art OnlineScore 6/10 Those who have played MMORPGs know about “Power Leveling” the act of getting someone who is a higher level to speed you through the grind as fast as possible, thus getting you up in to the higher tiers without the hassle and time normally spent doing mundane things, but usually with... Read Rbastid's full review
The year is 2022, and gamers have lined up on launch day for Sword Art Online, a hotly-anticipated MMORPG that lets players connect to an immersive virtual reality world with special...
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updated their review of Haven't You Heard? I was SakamotoScore 2/10 Oh boy, A clip show full of unfunny clips…..
Story - 1/10
After Sakamoto leaves to join NASA in America, his friend Kubota creates a movie trailer about him. As each group of characters shows up they reimagine the trailer in their own way, putting their spin on the scene from... Read Rbastid's full review
- DVD Special (1 ep x 24 min)
- 2016
Sakamoto's old classmates want to make a movie about his past deeds. They discuss what kind of movie would be best, and wonder what he is doing in America since he left to join a space...
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updated their review of Haven't You Heard? I'm SakamotoScore 3/10 Haven’t You Heard? I was released thirteen years ago as Cromartie High School!
Story - 2/10
Haven’t You Head? I’m Sakamoto is a one joke show that revolves around a high school boy that gets picked on because he’s incredibly cool and all the girls are in... Read Rbastid's full review
In Gakuban Prefectural High School, there's a boy who just might be the coolest human being alive - a first-year student with style and finesse that solves every problem with ease, and looks...
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updated their review of Chainsaw ManScore 8/10 It’s hard to think of something witty or snarky, considering what you’re going to spend twelve episodes watching.
Story - 5/10
The story isn’t a very complicated one, as for the most part it’s just a basis to show lots of fights, blood, and gore.
Denji is... Read Rbastid's full review
Denji is a teenage boy living with a Chainsaw Devil named Pochita. Due to the debt his father left behind, he has been living a rock-bottom life while repaying his debt by harvesting devil corpses...
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wrote a review of Sword Art Online Movie: Ordinal ScaleScore 3/10 A very promising story ruined once again by someone who can just take one swing and win the game.
Story - 4/10
After a few successful years being at the top of the gaming world, Virtual Reality has now been surpassed by Artificial Reality technology, where instead of playing a game... Read Rbastid's full review
- Movie (1 ep x 120 min)
- 2017
In 2026, two years since the SAO incident, a new game called "Oridinal Scale," an Augmented-Reality MMO, is becoming popular among the players. But strange things are happening in the game...
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watched Sword Art Online Movie: Ordinal...- Movie (1 ep x 120 min)
- 2017
In 2026, two years since the SAO incident, a new game called "Oridinal Scale," an Augmented-Reality MMO, is becoming popular among the players. But strange things are happening in the game...
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wrote a review of Chainsaw ManScore 8/10 It’s hard to think of something witty or snarky, considering what you’re going to spend twelve episodes watching.
Story - 5/10
The story isn’t a very complicated one, as for the most part it’s just a basis to show lots of fights, blood, and gore.
Denji is... Read Rbastid's full review
Denji is a teenage boy living with a Chainsaw Devil named Pochita. Due to the debt his father left behind, he has been living a rock-bottom life while repaying his debt by harvesting devil corpses...
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watched Chainsaw ManDenji is a teenage boy living with a Chainsaw Devil named Pochita. Due to the debt his father left behind, he has been living a rock-bottom life while repaying his debt by harvesting devil corpses...
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wrote a review of BubbleScore 2/10 The term “to be in your own little bubble” means to be isolated from other ideas or outside forces, and in this case I wish the movie Bubble was isolated from everything in this world.
Story - 2/10
Tokyo has become a no go zone for most people. Years earlier the world was... Read Rbastid's full review
The story is set in Tokyo, after bubbles that broke the laws of gravity rained down upon the world. Cut off from the outside world, Tokyo has become a playground for a group of young people who have...
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watched BubbleThe story is set in Tokyo, after bubbles that broke the laws of gravity rained down upon the world. Cut off from the outside world, Tokyo has become a playground for a group of young people who have...
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won't watchARP: A 4-member dance and vocal group created by the latest AR technology. This popular group got their start with Avex, and are unique for their interactive concerts which combine highly-skilled...
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won't watch- DVD Special (1 ep x 24 min)
- 2020
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won't watch- DVD Special (2 eps x 9 min)
- 2019 - 2020
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won't watch- DVD Special (1 ep x 24 min)
- 2022
Hajime, Yue, Shea, Tio, Kaori and Yue take a detour to learn more about each other, their outfits, and Japanese otaku slang.
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won't watchA look back at the trials and tribulations Hajime faced in the dire abyss of the Great Orcus Labyrinth.
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won't watchShizuku and the other students return to the royal capital. Their brush with death, and the dramatic reencounter with Hajime Nagumo, has had different effects on each student's mind. Hajime, now...
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