I love anime. Well, that's pretty clear since I'm using this site.
Well then. Let me write a little about my tastes in anime-related thingies - just in case anybody is ever interested enough to read through this bio of mine. I know nobody will be, but, I got nothing else to do, so here we go.
FAVORITE ANIME GENRES
🥝 A BIT OF SURREALISM BUT ONLY IF IT'S AT IKUHARA'S LEVEL OF GENIUS
🥝 HORROR! [though I HATE gore]
🥝 COMEDY! [Well most, as long as a joke or scene isn't overused to the point it gets cringy af.
🥝 SLICE OF LIFE!
🥝 SHOUJO-AI! [as long as there's no sexualizing of the relationships that is]
Well, there you have it.
ANIME GENRES I REALLY FUCKING HATE AND WANT TO ERADICATE [nice rhyme champ]
🍳 ROMANCE [When I say romance, I mean the cringy icky-bicky type where it just drags on and on without any character or plot development
whatsoever, and the MC is bland and boring as hell. When it's a good, funny story with realistic characters, I dig it.
🍳 YAOI [This doesn't even need to be explained. FUCK the fujoshis.
🍳 HAREM [EW. EWWW. EEeeeew. Why does this absolute waste of fucking time, patience, talent and money even EXIST?
🍳 Fantasy [Here I am, a part of the minority that thinks fantasy is a little boring and tasteless.
🍳 Loli [IDK if this is even a genre, but I'll never ever get why someone would wanna sit on their ass and watch a show about irritating, short, squeaky-voiced little crotch droppings? Y'all pedos or what? SERIOUSLY. YUCK.
Respect a boss' opinions, people.
OK, so with that done, I'm moving on to some of my ABSOLUTE TOP TIER ANIME SHOWS. Seriously, if you haven't seen even just one of these, abandon all world projects, get on 9anime or wherever you use, and WATCH . IT. PLEASE.
🍩 ZANKYOU NO TERROR
Where tf have you been if you haven't seen this, squashed under a rock or something? This is a masterpiece, and I'm not gonna spoil anything more.
🍩 The Promised Neverland S1
A fucking tearjerker if there ever was one. Amazing. EMOTIONAL. S2 sucks big time, though.
🍩 LOVE, CHUUNIBYOU, AND OTHER DELUSIONS
- the entire franchise is worth watching. It reinvents romance in the best way.
🍩 AZUMANGA DAIOH
So fricking dumb and random it really grows on you.
🍩 JIGOKU SHOUJO
May seem repetitive and bland, but it actually has a really compelling, deep storyline, and Ai is pretty as hell so worth the watch.
🍩 WELCOME TO THE NHK
Fucking weird and fucking deep and FUCKING relatable.
🍩 PRISON SCHOOL
Bro if I didn't add this - well I added it. I love it.
OH GOD. THE BEST DREAM YOU COULD EVER HAVE - BUT YOU CAN ACTUALLY KEEP REWATCHING IT AND KEEP WONDERING ABOUT IT IN AMAZEMENT.
SO . DAMN . COMPELLING. AND . SO . MINDBLOWING.
🍩 DANCE DANCE DANSEUR
A recent masterpiece. Incredible animation, and above all, realistic characters with very well-written character development. And I love Luou.
🍩 REVOLUTIONARY GIRL UTENA
God I... can't even say how much this anime changed my world. It annoys me that the only way I can describe it is with such cliche wording but honestly this is a once-in-a-lifetime, miracle-born piece of media that will truly revolutionize your way of thinking. NEVER before have I witnessed such a deep dive into the psyche and personalities of characters. Let alone the absurdly good use of symbolism and witty cracks at our current society and the majority's mindset. ABSOLUTE DESTINY APOCALYPSE!
There ya go. I clearly haven't seen much, but I'm an animegirlie in development. Have a list of MOVIES that shook the fuck out of me and put some morality in.
God, I would have married Satoshi Kon. Or stolen whatever kind of genius he had hidden in that brain of his. Because what the hell. This movie explains my elation and wonder. Go see it, NOW, and prepare to get MIND BLOWN.
🍙 I WANT TO EAT YOUR PANCREAS
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH. I was expecting some cringy, dull romance story but what I got made me feel guilt stronger than fucking All Might. This movie is so beautiful, so SAD. In fact, I'm crying NOW.
🍙 WEATHERING WITH YOU
Stunning art, refreshing story, 10/10, simple as that.
🍙 YOUR NAME
Same concept. Loved it.
🍙 ANY GHIBLI MOVIE EVER
🍙 SAME GOES FOR SATOSHI KON
🍙 WOLF CHILDREN
Sweet and emotional AF.
🍙 DRIFTING HOME
Just. Yes. Lighthearted and emotional at the exact times it needs to be, and overall one of the most impactful films I've seen. Satisfyingly realistic and comedic as well.
Woo hoo. I haven't seen many movies either, but like I said, I'M IN DEVELOPMENT.
Now let's finish this pointless block of words with a list of most liked/disliked characters.
CHARACTERS I WOULD FUCKING DIE AND KILL FOR BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME CLEARLY
🍜 ANTHY HIMEMIYA [RGU]
Not what she seems. Layered in the best way. But one thing is for sure, she is THE character of characters.
🍜 UTENA TENJOU [RGU]
A revolutionary female protagonist that will always warm my heart.
🍜 SHIORI TAKATSUKI [RGU]
There's something about the meanness and snide and complex personality of this [amazingly written] character that puts her on my faves list.
Plus I just relate to her so much.
🍜 JURI ARISUGAWA [RGU]
All in all, she's a sweetheart who deserves much better. And gorgeous looking.
🍜 YURI TOKIKAGO [MAWARU PENGUINDRUM]
Say what you want but I'll never change my mind on the fact Yuri is absolutely fabulous max! Yuri defender for life.
🍜 DENJI [CSM]
Best, non-cliche protag ever. I admire his selfishness.
🍜 INOSUKE [KNY]
KNY characters have not struck me as very interesting for the most part. But HIM! ILY BABYANDIFITSQUITEALRIGHTINEEDUBABY...
🍜 HIYOKO SAIONJI [DR]
🍜 RINGO OGINOME [MAWARU PENGUINDRUM]
She made the show what it is. Which is a marvelous masterpiece. I LOVE HER.
🍜 SANAE DEKOMORI [CHUUNIBYOU]
RUDE, ANNOYING, SHORT BLONDE-HAIRED GIRLS WITH SQUEAKY VOICES? Faves.
🍜 AI ENMA [Jigoku Shoujo]
SIMP FOR A SPIRIT
🍜 ANNIE LEONHART [AoT]
Short, moody, and badass- everything I look for in a character
🍜 REVY [Black Lagoon]
I simp, but she'll kill me.
🍜 BERTHOLDT HOOVER [AOT]
I have a thing for selfless, gentle and shy anime guys, and Bert is no exception here.
🍜REINER BRAUN (AOT)
I never hated him even after the big reveal, and man really needs therapy. But I LOVE him.
🍜HITCH DREYSE (AOT)
She's hot and I wish she was in the show more. She and Annie together would be even hotter. Hitchannie canon.
🍜NATSUKI KUGA (MAI-HIME)
Ooof this badass is my type for real. Fucking get out of the way Shizuru that's MY girl.
🍜MIKOTO MINAGI (MAI-HIME)
Sososo cute - if only my sisters were like her.
🍜LISA MISHIMA [ZNT]
A bit pathetic yeah... but i relate to her soo much, she is me in a cooler universe. Lisa, I will defend you with my life istg.
🍜AHAREN AND RAIDOU [Aharen-san wa hakarenai!]
Aharen is adorable and smol, and Raidou is very relatable [and is it odd if I find him attractive? I need to get my priorities straight]
But I love them both.
🍜MORI LUOU [Dance Dance Danseur]
When this guy 'entered the stage' [pun intended] he got me invested from the get-go. Such a realistic character, with an equally unrealistically amazing talent for dancing and a backstory you wish was unrealistic...
BRUH I could keep going but it would be a long ass list. Too many words, probably. Plus it's 10am and I still haven't slept. So I'll quickly add the rank, stankiest characters to walk the earth. SHINDEEEEE!!
💩 ZERO TWO [DITF]
Overrated AS HELL and for what reason? Never ever understood all that hype about a cold blooded monster. She annoys the crap out of me.
💩 RYOUTA SUZUI [Kakegurui]
Oh hey, MAIN CHARACTER!
💩 MATSUMOTO [grossed out face] KOUKOU [Wataten]
UGGHHHH I COULD GO ON A WHOLE RAVE ABOUT THIS CHICK, BUT I WONT EVEN WASTE TIME. JUST DIE, MATSUMOTO.
💩 RUNA YOMOZUKI [Kakegurui]
💩 MASUMI NISHIJIMA [Mirai Nikki]
SIMP WITH LAMPSHADE HAIR. NOT A GOOD COMBO AT ALL.
💩 MITSURU [DITF]
He looks like his dick stinks. And for good reason. What you so pressed about, gay boy?
💩 SHOTO TODOROKI [MHA]
TF is every fangirl simps' big idea about him? Bland af.
💩 ZOROME [DITF]
Gotta go vomit.
💩ARIKA YUMEMIYA (MY-OTOME)
My god every time this fucking public nuisance came on screen blabbering on in that whiny voice of hers I just wanted to shut the fucking computer, call it a day and go have a 6 hour meditation session. Worse than that she just HAS to be the MC. OK I'm pressed but for good reason.
💩SIR GAY (SERGAY) WANG (MY-OTOME)
Oh. My. God. Pedophile. Tf you doing bumbling around having sex with a 14 year old who calls you 'otosan'? Jail for you my friend. Literally fast-forwarded half the scenes he was in cos I just COULDN'T STAND IT.
💩ERSTIN HOE (MY-OTOME)
Sorry. I laughed the shit out of me when she died. Actually I'm not sorry.
💩NAGI (MY-HIME/OTOME - SAME LEVEL OF ANNOYINGNESS)
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS SHOTA APART FROM FUCKING EVERYTHING UP FOR NO GOOD REASON.
💩ERWIN SMITH (AOT)
Mans just really irritates the fuck out of me with his overgrown man-baby face and that buttery ass hair.
💩 ARMIN POOP SHIT (AOT)
Something smells here and it ain't the toilet my dad just shat in (for once)
💩 AKIO OHTORI [RGU]
THE villain of villains. But at least he's not one-dimensional. How well he was written is the only good thing I can list
about him though, I'm afraid. Fuck off and die, creepo.
Whoop de doop. Bet people are pressed I insulted your faves. But life's too short to get pressed about flat 2d characters dancing around on a screen [says the obsessive hot girls simp].
Well anyway. Hope you're more bored than entertained. oops, I meant the other way round. LOW SELF ESTEEM IS GETTING TO ME, BITCHES!
[Watch Shoujo Kakumei Utena and AoT and stan Utena x Anthy and Annie Leonhart and Hitch Dreyse for natural antibodies against the corona.]