The plot is all over the place and Dracula is by far the dumbest movie character out there. The Finnish dub of this is hilariously bad as well.

Incredibly poor retelling of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein with some cool moments but as an overall strange anime. Also why is that bald guy rubbing his bald all the time?! The Finnish dub of this is somehow worse than with Dracula, with the Swedish dub they apparently dubbed over clearly still in the background.

It was entertaining. But it was bad.

So many great ideas but none of them are utilized to their full extend. An annoying amount of exposure dialogue that takes most of the film.

Unlikeable main character, lots of fanservice and a cliffhanger ending. Also... WHAT WAS IN THE CLOSET??!

Raphael and Donatello don't seem to have any kind of personality and everything turns into B-tier super sentai for no discernible reason. Hilarious, but also makes you question why it even exists.

A rather... odd premise of a girl's parents sending a rape gang after her for running away from home told in such a quick pace it was hard to keep up.

A seemingly rather scary looking horror anime took a surprise turn and turned into a tentacle rapefest. It was... awkward to watch, to say the least.

The English dub of this is golden and the story makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Terrible English dub somewhat makes up for a nonsensical story.

Trudging through the boring 2/3 of the movie is well worth the final act of nazis, nuclear weapons and time traveling snakes.

I... I am still not entirely sure what the f*ck I just watched. Watching this felt like someone just shut my brain off for 20 minutes.

Note: I've only seen the English dubbed 'movie' version of this called Attack Of The Super Monsters.

Anime mixed with real life shots of something they were probably trying to market as toys. Better than Born Free but honestly not much different. At least it does not linger with scenes but also just as hilariously bad.

Note: I've only seen the English dubbed 'movie' version of this called Return of the Dinosaurs.

So, an anime mixed with real life shots and models you would see in Thunderbirds. An interesting idea on paper but the show lingers waaaaay too long on specific scenes making it drag on forever. The English dub is laughably bad, though possibly the only thing making this even remotely worth watching.

I don't even know if what I watched could be considered... Anything, really. It barely has a pulse.

Nonsensical journey of three black boys with okay music. It offers nothing and makes you question its existence.

So bad it's not even funny. Almost physically painful to watch. Things happen at such a lightning pace you couldn't make up what's going on even on a third rewatch, not that you'd ever want to see it again.

Animation that is missing around 80% of its frames and a cringeworthy producer self insert.

About 27 minutes of music videos, terrible voice acting, repeated animation sequences, no plot whatsover and an inexplicable self gratifying 'we did it!' documentary for an additional 15 minutes.

Who was this made for? Why? What was its purpose? These have got to be the most soulless characters in the history of anime and that is saying a lot. This, if anything, has no reason to even exist.