Finally finished with school for the semester. That'll open up time for anime, and games again. So many visual novels to get to. It is awesome how many can last for 50+ hours and still have several endings. Haven't heard a lot of updates on Clannad. Once it comes out, it's probably going to be the only thing I do for a week though. It is a great story, which will probably be even better from the original vn. It seems like a lot of visual novels became avalible this year. If visual novels keep getting localized like they have been, 2015 should be interesting as well. 2 visual novels I think would be very awesome to read as well would be 11 Eyes, and Utawarerumono. We'll both keep our eyes out for more news on visual novels.
With Jast updating their website it feels like it has gone through a renewal phase, it does look a lot "cleaner" compared to before. While it sucks that its download only now requiring you to go to jlist to get physical packages. The new navigation is great. It looks like Hanachirasu is to release around Feb of next year which is awesome since I preordered it a year ago. Its only a matter of time until an announcement on Seinarukana comes, if the translation is 100% complete. I would guess they need to beta test the gameplay now, to ensure everything still works properly.
It has been tough keeping every spirit alive. Even if they can survive the onslaught of Sargios soliders, the Eternals near the end of the game are very tough, and require specific strategies to beat. I once went back to a save file on Normal mode to the final boss, and had every spirit survive that one somehow, though sadly couldn't take that progress to a new playthrough since I was in the middle of hard at the time. Super Hard is going to be the run that everyone survives no matter what! I'd hope that the mana gains are colossal from the super hard bonuses!
Sad to admit I haven't followed Psycho-Pass 2 super closely. Part of it was that it didn't get me engaged as much as the 1st season had. Since I've only seen 3 episodes I expect it will get more exciting as I watch more. It's tough to watch several ongoing series and with school I've let them air more episodes for awhile. This week or next week I'm going to do a massive catchup spree to see all the series I want to see.
Good luck on saving up for a trip to Japan. It would be so much fun to do if money weren't a concern. It probably is harder to see cherry blossoms during winter, though there are likely some interesting festivals going on at winter.
Anyhow, hopefully the holidays are going well for you.
You're weird, you're weird, you're weird, you're weird, you're practically glowing with pride now right? xD
I'm on YouTube listening to music right... I can't skip the ad.... what is life... 30 seconds of my short life has been wasted... Penguin-sama avoid YouTube as much as possibly (ha...ha..... avoid) it wastes your seconds!!!! :o
You can't make me just do whatever you don't wanna do! *Magical Girl pose* O-okay fine.... I'll do it.. but it's not like I'm turning the TV on for your sake, I also wanna watch TV! :p I don't think that can be called "A passion for animals" if you're fine with some animals dying xD I have realised recently I have a passion for red animals, like; red foxes, red pandas, scarlet Ibis (the Ibis at my school are really freaking scary! my principle saved a couple of Ibis babies from a drain and the father attacked his head.... which was kinda funny because the principle is a jerk, but in this situation he was only trying to help... I think that they could sense that he is a jerk!), ohh and if you don't know what a Northern Cardinal is they're cute but weird you should look them up!! :o
I'm getting distracted by musiiiiiiic!!!! xD Wait that's a good question, have I already asked this, I think I have and I think you said you like OPs and Jpop stuff? If this is not true please fill in the following form; The type of music I like is___________________________________
How could you not think ruling people's lives, I'm thinking about creating a reverse harem with the worlds fittest boybands... well maybe not the "worlds fittest" because that might include that One Direction group and heaven knows I do not need that in my life! I have the disease of typing, in person I do not speak much >:D I'm too busy plotting destruction of the world (which wouldn't make sense because I am also in this world so I would also be destroyed....?)
My brother just reminded me I promised him a game of chess... but I thought he'd forget TT^TT I just said this was important and he walked away "all you ever do is talk to people online, you barely even talk to me anymore!" he's so dramatic! xD (he's 9? I think.... yeah! 9)
Hahaha I think you'd make a good butler, a butler with character, no one needs someone who just does exactly as their told! You need someone who says "why should I?" or "do it yourself" it'd be funny!! xD
I don't ignore 99% TT^TT Penguin-sama don't think such things or your brain will turn into red wine and mashed potato :o
Yeah!! I remember that now! Oh my goodness that was ages ago!! I can't believe you remembered!!!!!!!! (I actually don't know why I'm so excited xD) Well I'm fine with you living outside my house but this microphone business... you're trying to capture an audio of my voice right? Because hardly anyone hears me talk >:O you're evil!!!!!
Hahaha, well I'm unsure of the hobos whereabouts right now but I hope he's kinda... less homeless xD
So people would at you, and with that amazing device that makes you a 15 year old girl, you'd look like one of my friends or something teenagers rule, (more adds on YouTube! >:( obviously I am not too happy about this ) What if some old pervy guy hit on you while were disguised as a girl and I wasn't there to magical girl kick his butt :o (also I thought you weren't too chuffed about crossdressing? unless your views have changed since then :p heheh) You'll never return to the shadows, I need the code, it's a way of life, without it my existence is nothing!
Fine, I'll find some other people to be the homosexual supporting cast, you can just be the guy who's eyes don't even get drawn because you're so not important (I feel so mean!! Forgive me!!!)
This laughing at people without cake plan... it's a bit dangerous, be careful who you laugh at, if you laughed at me for not having cake... I would fly kick you (I don't really know what that means but my friends say it a lot and it sounds dangerous as all heck!) xD
I just squished a mosquito and I feel the horrible guilt of murder in the pit of my stomach, I don't know why, I really hate mosquitoes but I usually just let them take my blood and leave me with painful itchyness :o
My brother actually bit my too long ago so I think I should try and become immune to biting again... I need to work hard on this or it'll never happen T^T Who would bite their adorably fun and loving Onee-chan?! TT^TT I'm pretty sure it wasn't a bite out of love either! Anyway, this buddy of mine, who likes talking smack can be relocated to Neptune when I am prime minister! Also I actually am really proud of my hilarious joke about me being to cool for Australia because Australia is hot, it's gonna be my campaign slogan when I run for Prime Minister "Need a PM you can trust? You can count on me, Australia may be hot, but with me PM I will make it slightly cooler. Also you can have no choice anyway to vote for me!" (That last part is kinda what Hitler did, people could vote but he was the only person to vote for xD not saying that I'm gonna be like Hitler because that's a big no no)
Hooray! Sometimes I think you think I'm boring because you're way funnier than me, but if you liked my mirror story than I am really happy (totally not looking smug right now....) Mirror-kun has always been one to trap people, you're his next victim, he'll lure you in with your most unexpected desires, you'll be married in no time and you'll have beautiful children... but then... he shows his true nature and you'll be living a life time of regrets, stay away from liquor, I wish someone would have given me that advice when I met Mirror-kun, my liver is a mess, my life is in ruins and my children *sob* they'll become your step children... you've been warned Penguin-sama, stay away from your deepest desires if you do not wish to get hurt! (After reading this again i feel like I could have almost made this philosophical but... that requires too much effort and I am pretty stupid xD)
So mysterious O_O I'm just gonna pretend that you're also 16! :3 Speaking of Ronald McDonald, there was this weird opening day for McDonalds in my town (ahahaha we only just got McDonalds xD) and when my family drove past there, the real Ronald McDonald (obviously not the hired actor, he's the real deal) was jumping around on this stage thing... it was actually the scariest thing I have ever seen, I'm not usually scared of clowns unless they have a scary face but this one.... he was happy but also so crazily terrifying!
You didn't even put the # in front of the words that took me ages to read because there were no spaces, what kind of 12vie emo grunge boy do you think you are?! (My mother asked my sister if she was a type of grunge and my sister replied with "well...yeah... but like.... the cool kind you know?" she always pauses between words its so frustrating to talk to her!!!! D:< )
I admit that me and Mirror-kun are pretty cool (have you noticed if you touch mirrors they are often cold? I have mirrors in my room and put my face against them when it's hot.... that's not even weird... I'm not weird... no... not at all...... TT^TT) but my sister, who is a 13 year old, blonde-blue dip dyed hair, grunge/emo/cool kind chick, who can barely ride a skateboard and says yolo and lol heaps in person is definitely way cooler than us, she's so cold even the penguins (not you, actual penguins xD) wouldn't be able to live near her!
That can be another of my campaigns "Vote for me, I'm like a Turkey in July... yeah... tell me about it!" ahahahaha you're so funny xD
Nothing of the sort with happen, as all pineapples across the globe are invincible, try to eat on and you will catch a highly deadly disease!! Pineapples are annoying to eat sometimes anyway because if you eat too much it makes your tongue feel weird... or is that just me? It happens with coconut (which I don't really like anyway) and kiwi fruit TT^TT (so maybe I'm a cannibal and eat my distant relatives but whatever!)
Yes, emotionally unstable is mostly suited to girls, guys can be some crazy stalker yandere people too though... not to mention aren't you pretending to be a 15 year old girl right now? I think you'd fit the part of Yandere pretty well Penguin-sama, you may continue with your dreams, however you must find a significant other to be Yandere for, murdering people for yourself isn't cute at all! O.O
Also if you had to go to them, they wouldn't be expecting it, I think it's best that they know they're about to be killed, it'd be scarier.... actually...now that I think about it, the will it/won't it thoughts of being murdered on a particular day would pretty terrifying :o But yes, moving is unhealthy and I shall send them straight to your house, they'll think they're meeting me but actually they're meeting death!
"Show her who can fight fire with fire" well, then I'll just set her bed on fire and extinguish the fire and make her sleep on a gross burnt bed!! Mwahaha!
How could you let your brother turn into one of those people you dislike!? :o Although, I cannot talk, my little sisters would be the kind to think you brother is "hot" most likely, when really the only thing warm temperature wise would be his blood but that's the same with everyone (unless he has a fever?) No one in my family watches anime.... TT^TT my older sister used to, then now she's all like "why watch anime when you can watch videos of hyunkundksndikfldsn riding a bike and kimlumsumnumrunpum laughing at me" (names may not be real xD) but she gave up anime for k-dramas and all that Korean stuff *sheds tears of disappointment* my little sisters are like boy obsessed hipster clones, they copy everyone with everything and are rude to my parents and break the rules and lie -__- I'm not saying I'm perfect but I never did anything like that (mostly because I hardly have any friends and I dislike seeing my friends outside of school so they're probably not even proper friends xD) and my brother... he's 9 and he beats me up, he's only my half brother and my step dad favours him so if I ever hit back to protect myself I'd be the one getting in trouble for being beat up O.O
and there you have my life story xD I'm such a loser, apparently I look like my sisters except my hair colour is brown and everyone other sibling has blonde hair. Signs I was adopted *celebrates*
You just hugging people makes you sound so confident, if someone went to hug me I'd embarrass myself and block those people from my life forever... it's not like I care what they think about me though!
Annoying people is fun, especially when you do it in secret and no one suspects you! Like throwing stuff at your friends in class, or moving stuff around in your sisters room when she's not there so she thinks she's losing her mind or, like my sister, that there are "unholy spirits" in your house ahahaha >:D now that I think about... this might be more harassment than annoying people.... meh *shrugs shoulders like the emo fish I wish I was*
That is way too harsh! I can't use a sandpaper machine! I'm not some crazy murderer (.....heh...heh....) that could do that to someone! Maybe....
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Gilbert might laugh in my face about the Penguin... for all I know he could be a secret Penguin killer, there's a lot of those types of people going around these days... you can never be too sure of anyone anymore! However I will write him an anonymous letter about it written in fake blood! >:) and I'll put it in his locker.
I have to work so much over the Christmas period.... I'm gonna have money but... I don't think it's worth it *wastes $5000 a day xD
You wouldn't be an inconvenience... but it's not like I want you to be Yandere or anything, just do whatever you want!
It's okay to lie every once in a while, just be careful!!
I understand, however, everything was easy to read and in order, you can now publish your book "500 ways to fake your age and be a popstar"
Hey Hey Hey Penguin-sama!! :D *becomes cutely excited* (I’m not weird I swear) xD
Well, I guess one must be extremely forgiving when someone like you is considered their friend, don’t you agree? Hehehe no, I’m only joking, I’m just so forgiving and a bit of a pushover by nature so of course I’d forgive anything you do wrong… unless you want to take my throne and kill me, I know you’d be a far better candidate for the throne as you seem to have such a passion for animals (or is it just for the cows) and you’re relatively nice to the general public, I’d say a little more towards me but I’m guessing you’re just buttering me up so you’re next in line for the throne then once I am least expecting it you will “get rid” of me. But who knows, that could just be my imagination running wild (I actually have no idea how this reply turned out like this, it was only supposed to write a couple sentences… I think I’m catching your disease Penguin-sama! That settles it! Become my butler! Pleeeeeeaaaase! You know you can’t refuse me right? Don’t make me call in special forces to you know… “lightly encourage” you to do as I say, hehehe I really don’t like violence.
I’m just going to add here that it’s very hard to reply to some of the things you say because if I reply I feel as though the joke will be overused so just know that I pretty much laugh the entire time I read your messages because you’re super funny… I’m not just ignoring stuff I swear! :D
I didn’t mean to be offensive, but how will you know if I really do moo? Where the proof huh? Like I could say “welp that’s all done and dusted” but how would you really know for sure that it was done and/or dusted? Unless Penguin-sama… you didn’t put cameras in my house so this means… you’re the “hobo” who sits outside my window using the internet, right? If that’s not you then who else could it be, maybe I’ll talk to him next time. (All joking aside, we used to have a hobo living in our shed down the back of our backyard, he was there for a couple weeks, just sleeping there and he’d go away in the day… how creepy, my dad caught him stealing a pair of jeans off the clothes line, one of many pairs to go missing :o ) Homeless people can be kinda scary sometimes, but I’m sure my parents would feed you if you’d stop running away all the time :P
How old are you… your body would appear to be young (me just making assumptions) but you would be much older than your body appears right? That’s deceiving and deception is not nice! Well.. I guess I wouldn’t want people to experiment on you… so it’s okay…. It’s not like I care about you though… I just need you to help me find the code! That’s all!
No way! You’d clearly be a main character, which makes you a love interest! An me… fufufu >:D The homosexual supporting cast*! (*based on a quote from Ouran High School Host club… in case you didn’t understand)
Why would the moo’s main weakness be water? I think this is a trap… it must be, water really improves the strength of the moo right? You’re just saying that to trick people! >:) (don’t worry if anyone is reading our conversations I’ve just cleared up the weakness for you, and obviously they wouldn’t think to read the stuff in these brackets so they haven’t just realised it was all a lie!)
I almost asked why you have bit yourself but I must admit I have bitten myself many times, this was only to become immune to biting, however this technique did not work, maybe I should go into hardcore training, I’m writing this at school and my “buddy” (person who I don’t like and is sitting next to me… who just walked away to go talk to some other person because I’m too awesome for all of them so they gotta talk smack about me…) just looked at this biting talk and got a weird look and left, how rude of her! She shouldn’t judge me, I got some pretty good issues, like… presidency after priminister…cy? priministerhood? Whatever it is. Anyways, I think this just proves that I’m too cool for Australia (literally because it’s so hot here, hehehehehe I’m pretty funny sometimes!) xD
Welllllll when you got a face like mine of course your true love would involve a mirror! Once I married a mirror, I thought it was my pet llama Phillip however I suddenly remembered I did not have a pet llama and would not like to marry one, so the mirror and I divorced, he got the kids, and I was left with nothing but a bad drinking habit. I’m not even sad about it anymore, the kids would have just reminded me of his square frame and shiny reflection that reminded me a lot of myself (tears in my eyes from laughing) *wipes tears dramatically* it’s painful *looks to the sky* but I will.. be okay. xD I’m too funny sometimes :P
Okay… I really have to ask now… how old are you really? I can’t believe that you’re an adult Penguin-sama, you’re god-like and funny, but sometimes it just seems to… immature… I don’t think we can be friends anymore. #rejected #yolo #didyoubelievemebecauseI’mjokingofcoursehowcouldIlivewithoutyou! Seriously though, you’re cooler than the coldest place on earth and you’re funnier than me and my mirror-husband! Definitely the funniest friend I ever had (that’s 16 years by the way! That’s a super long time to not have a super funny friend!!!!)
No comment on this invisible clothes stuff because it gives me the creeps :o
Hime suits me? Mostly because I’m bossy and controlly right >:D (I act happy but I hate these qualities of me… hahaha joking, I’m so shy in person if I gave an order either no one would hear it or someone would simply say “no” and I’d cry xD I have issues hahahaha xD )
I could kill too, I’m a silent assassin ninja warrior pineapple! (You never really can trust what people say on the internet but my word is absolute!) Yandere is good for people who have a lot of enemies and a lot of people they dislike, because if something bad happens and you’re gonna get into trouble for murder, just blame you’re girlfriend/boyfriend (I’d say it’s more of a girl thing though, I think girls are just too emotionally unstable and needy!)
You have some crazy ways to murder people! I like that about you kid! (I keep questioning your adulthood so I’m gonna stick with Penguin-sama, kid-man) Let all of my fans take this as a warning, Penguin-sama is a crazy killer who will kill you when he’s not busy eating or watching anime/crappy TV… but please be kind enough to go into his house to be killed because Penguin-sama doesn’t like the outdoors (I don’t know if the last part was true but all of that was pretty much true for me!)
Why would you dislike the tree in your garden? That’s very sad to hear! Honestly I am crushed! TT^TT
No the story about my cat being stolen by my neighbour is true!!! We didn’t even know where she went and she was gone for a whole 2 and a half days (so maybe that’s not a whole but it’s still a whole half, you know?) but yes, we won’t on the journey to the pound and explained what had happened and the woman next door was warned not to touch the cat again “or else” *shaking an angry fist at the sky* connecting printers would be uber cool, but also really expensive -__- I thought this plan was bulletproof but obviously not :P
How are you “in fact an Onii-chan… well kind of so”, do you mean you actually have a younger sister/brother? O3O little sisters rule! (except my little and older sisters do not -_- ) I don’t really hug anyone because hugging is for wimps! *looks at hugging couple* do not cry…. Do… not…. *cries*
Hahaha the rule “I should always win” (I referring to you of course) is literally the funniest rule ever. I’m super good at chess >:D But I suck at pretty much anything else… oh except Rummy… or is it Rummi? I dunno, but I love that game! Rearranging stuff just to annoy people makes me feel super happy :P
Wow?! You were a fighter! You’re totally crazy!! You could probably just touch me with one finger and steam would go everywhere and I’d cry and be bruised all over! You’re such a ninja (I’m actually getting super fired up but I think it’s dumb when people fight ahahah) Okay I just found out you have a little brother! You’re super cool Penguin-sama! I respect you 100000023% for sticking up for people! That’s the type of fighting I’m okay with, if it’s to get people to stop bullying other people!! Dumb bullies!
My skills for naming things is strong! Mimi is still an excellent piano! I have a gilbert in my class and he is the worst, everyone says “Gilbert’s so hot!!!” but seriously he has this gross beard and is a jerk to 99.6% of people… well people like me anyway xD
Be careful out there! The Yandere world isn’t for everyone! :P
That last sentence made me really frustrated!
Bye-bye Penguin-sama!! Don’t take a month to reply or I will really become Yandere! :P
Awwwh! You're so cute ^_^ I'm glad you haven't gotten a life! (That sounds so much worse than it should!) I mean c'mon! Your life is serving my every need with these replies! You belong here... With me... Er I mean us... With us!
I totally get why you haven't rewritten the reply remember those times I accidentally deleted mine TT^TT that was the worst! But it was fun to reread your message because you always make me laugh! :D
also you did t again, I wrote a couple lines and you wrote me an essay hehehe, I dont think its weird to name your computer and harddrives I name weird stuff to... Like....erm.... Uhmm.... Hmmm... Well I dunno, I named my piano Mimi-chan, maybe that's not that weird actually, oh and I named a couple trees at my school, Chihiro and Makoto, for no reason, I think they might be tsundere trees if I'm quite honest :p
anyway the point of this message was for me to just say I'm glad you're alive and I'll put my tsundere lifestyle away for another day, because tsunderes are the best! N-not that I'm dere for you or anything! D-don't get your hopes up!
Cant wait for your reply in "2-3 days" (weeks, I don't mind, just missed you a little... a-and I mean it, only a tiny bit!) ^_^
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Finally finished with school for the semester. That'll open up time for anime, and games again. So many visual novels to get to. It is awesome how many can last for 50+ hours and still have several endings. Haven't heard a lot of updates on Clannad. Once it comes out, it's probably going to be the only thing I do for a week though. It is a great story, which will probably be even better from the original vn. It seems like a lot of visual novels became avalible this year. If visual novels keep getting localized like they have been, 2015 should be interesting as well. 2 visual novels I think would be very awesome to read as well would be 11 Eyes, and Utawarerumono. We'll both keep our eyes out for more news on visual novels.
With Jast updating their website it feels like it has gone through a renewal phase, it does look a lot "cleaner" compared to before. While it sucks that its download only now requiring you to go to jlist to get physical packages. The new navigation is great. It looks like Hanachirasu is to release around Feb of next year which is awesome since I preordered it a year ago. Its only a matter of time until an announcement on Seinarukana comes, if the translation is 100% complete. I would guess they need to beta test the gameplay now, to ensure everything still works properly.
It has been tough keeping every spirit alive. Even if they can survive the onslaught of Sargios soliders, the Eternals near the end of the game are very tough, and require specific strategies to beat. I once went back to a save file on Normal mode to the final boss, and had every spirit survive that one somehow, though sadly couldn't take that progress to a new playthrough since I was in the middle of hard at the time. Super Hard is going to be the run that everyone survives no matter what! I'd hope that the mana gains are colossal from the super hard bonuses!
Sad to admit I haven't followed Psycho-Pass 2 super closely. Part of it was that it didn't get me engaged as much as the 1st season had. Since I've only seen 3 episodes I expect it will get more exciting as I watch more. It's tough to watch several ongoing series and with school I've let them air more episodes for awhile. This week or next week I'm going to do a massive catchup spree to see all the series I want to see.
Good luck on saving up for a trip to Japan. It would be so much fun to do if money weren't a concern. It probably is harder to see cherry blossoms during winter, though there are likely some interesting festivals going on at winter.
Anyhow, hopefully the holidays are going well for you.
You're weird, you're weird, you're weird, you're weird, you're practically glowing with pride now right? xD
I'm on YouTube listening to music right... I can't skip the ad.... what is life... 30 seconds of my short life has been wasted... Penguin-sama avoid YouTube as much as possibly (ha...ha..... avoid) it wastes your seconds!!!! :o
You can't make me just do whatever you don't wanna do! *Magical Girl pose* O-okay fine.... I'll do it.. but it's not like I'm turning the TV on for your sake, I also wanna watch TV! :p I don't think that can be called "A passion for animals" if you're fine with some animals dying xD I have realised recently I have a passion for red animals, like; red foxes, red pandas, scarlet Ibis (the Ibis at my school are really freaking scary! my principle saved a couple of Ibis babies from a drain and the father attacked his head.... which was kinda funny because the principle is a jerk, but in this situation he was only trying to help... I think that they could sense that he is a jerk!), ohh and if you don't know what a Northern Cardinal is they're cute but weird you should look them up!! :o
I'm getting distracted by musiiiiiiic!!!! xD Wait that's a good question, have I already asked this, I think I have and I think you said you like OPs and Jpop stuff? If this is not true please fill in the following form; The type of music I like is___________________________________
How could you not think ruling people's lives, I'm thinking about creating a reverse harem with the worlds fittest boybands... well maybe not the "worlds fittest" because that might include that One Direction group and heaven knows I do not need that in my life! I have the disease of typing, in person I do not speak much >:D I'm too busy plotting destruction of the world (which wouldn't make sense because I am also in this world so I would also be destroyed....?)
My brother just reminded me I promised him a game of chess... but I thought he'd forget TT^TT I just said this was important and he walked away "all you ever do is talk to people online, you barely even talk to me anymore!" he's so dramatic! xD (he's 9? I think.... yeah! 9)
Hahaha I think you'd make a good butler, a butler with character, no one needs someone who just does exactly as their told! You need someone who says "why should I?" or "do it yourself" it'd be funny!! xD
I don't ignore 99% TT^TT Penguin-sama don't think such things or your brain will turn into red wine and mashed potato :o
Yeah!! I remember that now! Oh my goodness that was ages ago!! I can't believe you remembered!!!!!!!! (I actually don't know why I'm so excited xD) Well I'm fine with you living outside my house but this microphone business... you're trying to capture an audio of my voice right? Because hardly anyone hears me talk >:O you're evil!!!!!
Hahaha, well I'm unsure of the hobos whereabouts right now but I hope he's kinda... less homeless xD
So people would at you, and with that amazing device that makes you a 15 year old girl, you'd look like one of my friends or something teenagers rule, (more adds on YouTube! >:( obviously I am not too happy about this ) What if some old pervy guy hit on you while were disguised as a girl and I wasn't there to magical girl kick his butt :o (also I thought you weren't too chuffed about crossdressing? unless your views have changed since then :p heheh) You'll never return to the shadows, I need the code, it's a way of life, without it my existence is nothing!
Fine, I'll find some other people to be the homosexual supporting cast, you can just be the guy who's eyes don't even get drawn because you're so not important (I feel so mean!! Forgive me!!!)
This laughing at people without cake plan... it's a bit dangerous, be careful who you laugh at, if you laughed at me for not having cake... I would fly kick you (I don't really know what that means but my friends say it a lot and it sounds dangerous as all heck!) xD
I just squished a mosquito and I feel the horrible guilt of murder in the pit of my stomach, I don't know why, I really hate mosquitoes but I usually just let them take my blood and leave me with painful itchyness :o
My brother actually bit my too long ago so I think I should try and become immune to biting again... I need to work hard on this or it'll never happen T^T Who would bite their adorably fun and loving Onee-chan?! TT^TT I'm pretty sure it wasn't a bite out of love either! Anyway, this buddy of mine, who likes talking smack can be relocated to Neptune when I am prime minister! Also I actually am really proud of my hilarious joke about me being to cool for Australia because Australia is hot, it's gonna be my campaign slogan when I run for Prime Minister "Need a PM you can trust? You can count on me, Australia may be hot, but with me PM I will make it slightly cooler. Also you can have no choice anyway to vote for me!" (That last part is kinda what Hitler did, people could vote but he was the only person to vote for xD not saying that I'm gonna be like Hitler because that's a big no no)
Hooray! Sometimes I think you think I'm boring because you're way funnier than me, but if you liked my mirror story than I am really happy (totally not looking smug right now....) Mirror-kun has always been one to trap people, you're his next victim, he'll lure you in with your most unexpected desires, you'll be married in no time and you'll have beautiful children... but then... he shows his true nature and you'll be living a life time of regrets, stay away from liquor, I wish someone would have given me that advice when I met Mirror-kun, my liver is a mess, my life is in ruins and my children *sob* they'll become your step children... you've been warned Penguin-sama, stay away from your deepest desires if you do not wish to get hurt! (After reading this again i feel like I could have almost made this philosophical but... that requires too much effort and I am pretty stupid xD)
So mysterious O_O I'm just gonna pretend that you're also 16! :3 Speaking of Ronald McDonald, there was this weird opening day for McDonalds in my town (ahahaha we only just got McDonalds xD) and when my family drove past there, the real Ronald McDonald (obviously not the hired actor, he's the real deal) was jumping around on this stage thing... it was actually the scariest thing I have ever seen, I'm not usually scared of clowns unless they have a scary face but this one.... he was happy but also so crazily terrifying!
You didn't even put the # in front of the words that took me ages to read because there were no spaces, what kind of 12vie emo grunge boy do you think you are?! (My mother asked my sister if she was a type of grunge and my sister replied with "well...yeah... but like.... the cool kind you know?" she always pauses between words its so frustrating to talk to her!!!! D:< )
I admit that me and Mirror-kun are pretty cool (have you noticed if you touch mirrors they are often cold? I have mirrors in my room and put my face against them when it's hot.... that's not even weird... I'm not weird... no... not at all...... TT^TT) but my sister, who is a 13 year old, blonde-blue dip dyed hair, grunge/emo/cool kind chick, who can barely ride a skateboard and says yolo and lol heaps in person is definitely way cooler than us, she's so cold even the penguins (not you, actual penguins xD) wouldn't be able to live near her!
That can be another of my campaigns "Vote for me, I'm like a Turkey in July... yeah... tell me about it!" ahahahaha you're so funny xD
Nothing of the sort with happen, as all pineapples across the globe are invincible, try to eat on and you will catch a highly deadly disease!! Pineapples are annoying to eat sometimes anyway because if you eat too much it makes your tongue feel weird... or is that just me? It happens with coconut (which I don't really like anyway) and kiwi fruit TT^TT (so maybe I'm a cannibal and eat my distant relatives but whatever!)
Yes, emotionally unstable is mostly suited to girls, guys can be some crazy stalker yandere people too though... not to mention aren't you pretending to be a 15 year old girl right now? I think you'd fit the part of Yandere pretty well Penguin-sama, you may continue with your dreams, however you must find a significant other to be Yandere for, murdering people for yourself isn't cute at all! O.O
Also if you had to go to them, they wouldn't be expecting it, I think it's best that they know they're about to be killed, it'd be scarier.... actually...now that I think about it, the will it/won't it thoughts of being murdered on a particular day would pretty terrifying :o But yes, moving is unhealthy and I shall send them straight to your house, they'll think they're meeting me but actually they're meeting death!
"Show her who can fight fire with fire" well, then I'll just set her bed on fire and extinguish the fire and make her sleep on a gross burnt bed!! Mwahaha!
How could you let your brother turn into one of those people you dislike!? :o Although, I cannot talk, my little sisters would be the kind to think you brother is "hot" most likely, when really the only thing warm temperature wise would be his blood but that's the same with everyone (unless he has a fever?) No one in my family watches anime.... TT^TT my older sister used to, then now she's all like "why watch anime when you can watch videos of hyunkundksndikfldsn riding a bike and kimlumsumnumrunpum laughing at me" (names may not be real xD) but she gave up anime for k-dramas and all that Korean stuff *sheds tears of disappointment* my little sisters are like boy obsessed hipster clones, they copy everyone with everything and are rude to my parents and break the rules and lie -__- I'm not saying I'm perfect but I never did anything like that (mostly because I hardly have any friends and I dislike seeing my friends outside of school so they're probably not even proper friends xD) and my brother... he's 9 and he beats me up, he's only my half brother and my step dad favours him so if I ever hit back to protect myself I'd be the one getting in trouble for being beat up O.O
and there you have my life story xD I'm such a loser, apparently I look like my sisters except my hair colour is brown and everyone other sibling has blonde hair. Signs I was adopted *celebrates*
You just hugging people makes you sound so confident, if someone went to hug me I'd embarrass myself and block those people from my life forever... it's not like I care what they think about me though!
Annoying people is fun, especially when you do it in secret and no one suspects you! Like throwing stuff at your friends in class, or moving stuff around in your sisters room when she's not there so she thinks she's losing her mind or, like my sister, that there are "unholy spirits" in your house ahahaha >:D now that I think about... this might be more harassment than annoying people.... meh *shrugs shoulders like the emo fish I wish I was*
That is way too harsh! I can't use a sandpaper machine! I'm not some crazy murderer (.....heh...heh....) that could do that to someone! Maybe....
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Gilbert might laugh in my face about the Penguin... for all I know he could be a secret Penguin killer, there's a lot of those types of people going around these days... you can never be too sure of anyone anymore! However I will write him an anonymous letter about it written in fake blood! >:) and I'll put it in his locker.
I have to work so much over the Christmas period.... I'm gonna have money but... I don't think it's worth it *wastes $5000 a day xD
You wouldn't be an inconvenience... but it's not like I want you to be Yandere or anything, just do whatever you want!
It's okay to lie every once in a while, just be careful!!
I understand, however, everything was easy to read and in order, you can now publish your book "500 ways to fake your age and be a popstar"
Hey Hey Hey Penguin-sama!! :D *becomes cutely excited* (I’m not weird I swear) xD
Well, I guess one must be extremely forgiving when someone like you is considered their friend, don’t you agree? Hehehe no, I’m only joking, I’m just so forgiving and a bit of a pushover by nature so of course I’d forgive anything you do wrong… unless you want to take my throne and kill me, I know you’d be a far better candidate for the throne as you seem to have such a passion for animals (or is it just for the cows) and you’re relatively nice to the general public, I’d say a little more towards me but I’m guessing you’re just buttering me up so you’re next in line for the throne then once I am least expecting it you will “get rid” of me. But who knows, that could just be my imagination running wild (I actually have no idea how this reply turned out like this, it was only supposed to write a couple sentences… I think I’m catching your disease Penguin-sama! That settles it! Become my butler! Pleeeeeeaaaase! You know you can’t refuse me right? Don’t make me call in special forces to you know… “lightly encourage” you to do as I say, hehehe I really don’t like violence.
I’m just going to add here that it’s very hard to reply to some of the things you say because if I reply I feel as though the joke will be overused so just know that I pretty much laugh the entire time I read your messages because you’re super funny… I’m not just ignoring stuff I swear! :D
I didn’t mean to be offensive, but how will you know if I really do moo? Where the proof huh? Like I could say “welp that’s all done and dusted” but how would you really know for sure that it was done and/or dusted? Unless Penguin-sama… you didn’t put cameras in my house so this means… you’re the “hobo” who sits outside my window using the internet, right? If that’s not you then who else could it be, maybe I’ll talk to him next time. (All joking aside, we used to have a hobo living in our shed down the back of our backyard, he was there for a couple weeks, just sleeping there and he’d go away in the day… how creepy, my dad caught him stealing a pair of jeans off the clothes line, one of many pairs to go missing :o ) Homeless people can be kinda scary sometimes, but I’m sure my parents would feed you if you’d stop running away all the time :P
How old are you… your body would appear to be young (me just making assumptions) but you would be much older than your body appears right? That’s deceiving and deception is not nice! Well.. I guess I wouldn’t want people to experiment on you… so it’s okay…. It’s not like I care about you though… I just need you to help me find the code! That’s all!
No way! You’d clearly be a main character, which makes you a love interest! An me… fufufu >:D The homosexual supporting cast*! (*based on a quote from Ouran High School Host club… in case you didn’t understand)
Why would the moo’s main weakness be water? I think this is a trap… it must be, water really improves the strength of the moo right? You’re just saying that to trick people! >:) (don’t worry if anyone is reading our conversations I’ve just cleared up the weakness for you, and obviously they wouldn’t think to read the stuff in these brackets so they haven’t just realised it was all a lie!)
I almost asked why you have bit yourself but I must admit I have bitten myself many times, this was only to become immune to biting, however this technique did not work, maybe I should go into hardcore training, I’m writing this at school and my “buddy” (person who I don’t like and is sitting next to me… who just walked away to go talk to some other person because I’m too awesome for all of them so they gotta talk smack about me…) just looked at this biting talk and got a weird look and left, how rude of her! She shouldn’t judge me, I got some pretty good issues, like… presidency after priminister…cy? priministerhood? Whatever it is. Anyways, I think this just proves that I’m too cool for Australia (literally because it’s so hot here, hehehehehe I’m pretty funny sometimes!) xD
Welllllll when you got a face like mine of course your true love would involve a mirror! Once I married a mirror, I thought it was my pet llama Phillip however I suddenly remembered I did not have a pet llama and would not like to marry one, so the mirror and I divorced, he got the kids, and I was left with nothing but a bad drinking habit. I’m not even sad about it anymore, the kids would have just reminded me of his square frame and shiny reflection that reminded me a lot of myself (tears in my eyes from laughing) *wipes tears dramatically* it’s painful *looks to the sky* but I will.. be okay. xD I’m too funny sometimes :P
Okay… I really have to ask now… how old are you really? I can’t believe that you’re an adult Penguin-sama, you’re god-like and funny, but sometimes it just seems to… immature… I don’t think we can be friends anymore. #rejected #yolo #didyoubelievemebecauseI’mjokingofcoursehowcouldIlivewithoutyou! Seriously though, you’re cooler than the coldest place on earth and you’re funnier than me and my mirror-husband! Definitely the funniest friend I ever had (that’s 16 years by the way! That’s a super long time to not have a super funny friend!!!!)
No comment on this invisible clothes stuff because it gives me the creeps :o
Hime suits me? Mostly because I’m bossy and controlly right >:D (I act happy but I hate these qualities of me… hahaha joking, I’m so shy in person if I gave an order either no one would hear it or someone would simply say “no” and I’d cry xD I have issues hahahaha xD )
I could kill too, I’m a silent assassin ninja warrior pineapple! (You never really can trust what people say on the internet but my word is absolute!) Yandere is good for people who have a lot of enemies and a lot of people they dislike, because if something bad happens and you’re gonna get into trouble for murder, just blame you’re girlfriend/boyfriend (I’d say it’s more of a girl thing though, I think girls are just too emotionally unstable and needy!)
You have some crazy ways to murder people! I like that about you kid! (I keep questioning your adulthood so I’m gonna stick with Penguin-sama, kid-man) Let all of my fans take this as a warning, Penguin-sama is a crazy killer who will kill you when he’s not busy eating or watching anime/crappy TV… but please be kind enough to go into his house to be killed because Penguin-sama doesn’t like the outdoors (I don’t know if the last part was true but all of that was pretty much true for me!)
Why would you dislike the tree in your garden? That’s very sad to hear! Honestly I am crushed! TT^TT
No the story about my cat being stolen by my neighbour is true!!! We didn’t even know where she went and she was gone for a whole 2 and a half days (so maybe that’s not a whole but it’s still a whole half, you know?) but yes, we won’t on the journey to the pound and explained what had happened and the woman next door was warned not to touch the cat again “or else” *shaking an angry fist at the sky* connecting printers would be uber cool, but also really expensive -__- I thought this plan was bulletproof but obviously not :P
How are you “in fact an Onii-chan… well kind of so”, do you mean you actually have a younger sister/brother? O3O little sisters rule! (except my little and older sisters do not -_- ) I don’t really hug anyone because hugging is for wimps! *looks at hugging couple* do not cry…. Do… not…. *cries*
Hahaha the rule “I should always win” (I referring to you of course) is literally the funniest rule ever. I’m super good at chess >:D But I suck at pretty much anything else… oh except Rummy… or is it Rummi? I dunno, but I love that game! Rearranging stuff just to annoy people makes me feel super happy :P
Wow?! You were a fighter! You’re totally crazy!! You could probably just touch me with one finger and steam would go everywhere and I’d cry and be bruised all over! You’re such a ninja (I’m actually getting super fired up but I think it’s dumb when people fight ahahah) Okay I just found out you have a little brother! You’re super cool Penguin-sama! I respect you 100000023% for sticking up for people! That’s the type of fighting I’m okay with, if it’s to get people to stop bullying other people!! Dumb bullies!
My skills for naming things is strong! Mimi is still an excellent piano! I have a gilbert in my class and he is the worst, everyone says “Gilbert’s so hot!!!” but seriously he has this gross beard and is a jerk to 99.6% of people… well people like me anyway xD
Be careful out there! The Yandere world isn’t for everyone! :P
That last sentence made me really frustrated!
Bye-bye Penguin-sama!! Don’t take a month to reply or I will really become Yandere! :P
P.S stop being such a robot! :P
Awwwh! You're so cute ^_^ I'm glad you haven't gotten a life! (That sounds so much worse than it should!) I mean c'mon! Your life is serving my every need with these replies! You belong here... With me... Er I mean us... With us!
I totally get why you haven't rewritten the reply remember those times I accidentally deleted mine TT^TT that was the worst! But it was fun to reread your message because you always make me laugh! :D
also you did t again, I wrote a couple lines and you wrote me an essay hehehe, I dont think its weird to name your computer and harddrives I name weird stuff to... Like....erm.... Uhmm.... Hmmm... Well I dunno, I named my piano Mimi-chan, maybe that's not that weird actually, oh and I named a couple trees at my school, Chihiro and Makoto, for no reason, I think they might be tsundere trees if I'm quite honest :p
anyway the point of this message was for me to just say I'm glad you're alive and I'll put my tsundere lifestyle away for another day, because tsunderes are the best! N-not that I'm dere for you or anything! D-don't get your hopes up!
Cant wait for your reply in "2-3 days" (weeks, I don't mind, just missed you a little... a-and I mean it, only a tiny bit!) ^_^
Penguin-sama.... TT^TT don't tell me you've gotten a life an abandoned me!!!
*extreme sobbing and rocking back and forth in the corner of your bedroom*
I'll never forgive those people who took you away from me! *turns slightly Yandere*