I wish to dissect you.
Not because you every human is the same, or for the sake of research, as it may be.
I believe every person is bueatiful in their own way.
So show me your guts, your hate and your love, your fear and your courage, your dispair and your hope, but most of all, show me your beauty.
Each and every one of you is special, different, and unique weather your traits be positive or negative.
I wish to dissect you.
Not because you every human is the same, or for the sake of research, but because you are beautiful.
My anime Family is as follows:
Son: Yukihira Souma
Father: Minato Uzumaki
Brother: The Cat Bus...
I only accept hate mail in Moorse code so if I get any that isn', it will be quickly deleted
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So anyhow, here are my 10 favorite characters, based on development, depth, badassery, and just my personal preference. But before that, I feel I need some honorable mentions, or some names that didn't quite make it.
1) Itachi Uchiha
(So Damm cool)
2) Vash the Stampede
(So damm cooler!)
(So damm coolest!)
(So damm Cool/Smexy)
(Saw that coming from a mile away)
6) The Cat Bus
(Rip my Imagination)
7) Yukihira Souma
Whelp, I can never be that cool.
8) Meiko the VP
That's some kinky shit
So here begins my list of characters.
Revy is actually amazing. That is all. beautiful, gun weilding maniac who murders all who stand in her way? That's kinda hot.
Gotta love some Law. Easily the coolest devil fruit power in One Piece(Up for discussion :) and has an amazing backstory and development. But other than that, he's just fucking awesome.
Gaikashi is my otp. This is my favorite thing. #ShipGaikashi(Naruto)
This is my life.
Gai: *Defies gravity*
Kakashi: *Defies gravity, turns Naruto into Loony Toons*
Gai: I admit defeat...
Honestly, you cannot get a more badass character than Guts. I've tried to find one, but to no avail. And even so, he still manages to have decent character depth, a multitude of character flaws, a brilliant design, and brilliant, deep relationships with other characters. Thank you Berserk Mangaka.(Berserk)
This is my favorite Guts line.
You know how you like the shitty moose tracks ice cream better that the expensive as fuck stuff they make in Italy(crafted from the tears of orphans and milk from real hot women's boobies or some crap like that)? Well I have a similar relationship with FMAB. Let me explain*Lols*. I believe this is the greatest anime/manga of all time, with the greatest characters of all time, and the greatest plot of all time, with the greatest development of all time(And Ed certainly deserves a higher rank on my list). But it's not my ABSOLUTE favorite. That being said, I Love everything about Ed and this absolutely brilliant anime.(FMAB)
Favorite Saitama quote
Kiritsugu Emiya is an utterly amazing, phenomenal, beautiful tragic character. Just looking at this makes me want to cry. I love everything about him: his depth, his willingness to murder, his fucked up morals, his weapon, his character design, EVERYTHING. This man never ceases to amaze me.(Fate)
A match made in heaven, mah lonesome man Kiritsugu need himself a woman: #ShipKirisveil
Did you hear that? My life. Love Stein with all of my heart forever. Talk about motiveless violence, twisted morals, and total insanity. Wouldn't mind dissectin' that. ;](Soul Eater)
And of course, my favorite character of all time is M'lady Esdeath. What, isn't that everyone else's? Whatever, you dont have to like a GODESS SENT FROM THE HEAVENS TO ENLIGHTEN MANKIND. Not only is this amazing angel that has decended from on high the most beautiful anime character of ALL TIME, but FUCKING MURDERS EVERYTHING, HAS A FUCKED UP BACKSTORY, AND IS SO INSANELY BADASS, IT MAKES ME SQUEEL( and I am a dude, we don't usually do that). I would be Tatsumi any day of the week(Even tho he dies at the end, fucking worth it)(Akame ga Kill)
U know u want it. #ShipEsdeath. #JustEsdeath.
It was love at first sight ;}
Current Favorite Anime: Soul Eater
Current favorite manga: OP
Current favorite AMVs:
Lol remember how I said everyone is beautiful? There are exceptions. Usually, I don't hate anime characters soley because they are terrible characters, but there is one who stands below the rest. SAO fanboys, better clutch your Asuna body pillows and your cheap plastic swords, cause you know whats coming.
Let me startout by saying I UNDERSTAND. I get it, Kirito is cool, and he kills shit, and stops asuna and various other women from geting raped by old men(Who shouldn't be playing RPGs in the first place) and tentacle monsters. But really people? REALLY? This is honestly the most mesoginistic anime out there. I mean, you've got KHR, but that one is older than the hills and not really a "romance" or whatever they are calling SAO these days
So do you know what Deus ex machina is? allow me to define it for you: an unexpected power or event saving a seemingly hopeless situation, especially as a contrived plot device in a play, movie or novel. In simpler terms, plot power. Just in case you hadn't noticed, that's the entire plot of SAO. Ho dang, Kirito is level 50 already, holy shit. Omg he has the dual wield skill that NOBODY ELSE HAS! Rest in pepperonis Heathcliff, Kirito just killed you when he was already DEAD. Well fuck, Kirito just joined Alfheim and defeated the most powerful warrior in the game. SAO just happens the throw some shit in there about how Kirito needs the power of friendship to win, because the writers KNOW that all they use is plot power and eventually, everyone would start to catch on.
Now let's talk about Kirito's harem. Yeah, I said it. Don't be in denial, that's what it is. Everywhere he goes, the women are instantly attracted to him. And what pisses me off even more is that he is too dense as fuck to realize. Get over yourself SAO, this is a harem. Again, here we see an INSANE amount of mysogeny.
So in conclusion, you may think you are watching this, when in reality, you are watching this:
This happends to be the end of my tirade. I have MUCH more to say, but I doubt you want to hear it so I wil bid you adieu.
I love you blokes, so if you have any questions, comments, or concerns, calzones, calamari, or just wanna talk, please feel free to leave a comment and i'll definitely get back to you. #ShipGaikashi, #IHopeABearMaulsKirito, #EsdeathIsQueen