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Dionkeykong

  • Greece
  • Joined Jan 6, 2016
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First Love Monster

Jul 29, 2021

You know how from time to time i say that an anime is intended for a group that should be publicly executed in front of their families? Well as it happens this anime is one of them and its' sole purpose is to please pedophiles. 

And this is a perfect case study to be honest cause through this anime i managed to make the link between people who want to fuck kids and people who like moe, cutesy looking characters. Just browse through the reviews in here and you'll get the message pretty fucking quick in sentences like "i know it's wrong but it's cute"....Know what else is cute? A bullet through your fucking head.

In fact i think that half the pedo cases around the world could easily be solved just by reading the reviews for this anime. I also think that the police aren't working as hard as they should..Guess they're too busy shooting black people and practicing their karate moves on protesters.

Each and everyone of you who liked this anime and were not trolling should be behind bars..

Let's go back to this abomination..Meet our resident pedo going by the name of Kaho Nikaidou..She is filthy rich and spoiled(Epstein comes to mind)and one fateful day decided that enough is enough with the special treatment she got..So she decides to live at a dormitory for her new school year in the hopes that she will meet people who treat her as an equal..Into the picture comes, the soon to be raped 5th grader who looks nothing like one, Kanade who saves the pedo airhead when she finds herself wandering into traffic...If only someone run over that sick piece of shit i wouldn't have to sit through this pathetic excuse of an anime.

Anyways, through this interaction where Kanade called the pedo weird(lol),the pedo fell in love with him instantly...WHAT? It so happens all the time! But wait, cause as it turns out Kaho lives in the same dorm as the soon to be victim and she professes her love for the soon to be sexual victim. Kanade told her he would like for them to be a couple, but Kaho may not want to date him after she finds out about his big secret...The secret being that despite him looking like a 18 yr old he's actually a 5th grader..Did that stop her? Of course not cause this anime wants to pass an important message...Love is blind..Unfortunately so is the law!

But at least all the dick jokes are censored cause dick jokes are what they felt shame about! Not the pedo part or the part where Kaho's brother wants to fuck her and was saving in bottles her bathwater...If you gonna be edgy or some shit at least have the decency to go all in(pun intended).

Now, i like as much as everyone to amuse myself with taboo subjects from time to time. In fact i believe that this kind of "entertainment" should exist and what better medium than anime  could there be for people to express their...Love...If you think about it, it's better to watch this stuff as part of an imaginary setting where no harm can be inflicted on actual children rather than having actual kid porn on your computer..BUT this should be burried where all this sick shit is burried..Hentai sites where normal people won't go near.

All this reminded me of another controversial anime called Kodomo no Jikan. But here's the thing..Kodomo was shameless about what it was, didn't lie about it and i can't believe the words that are about to spew forward but at least it served a purpose..Behind the pedo premise itself and the endless awkward fan service that anime was and will be the first to tackle in a somewhat serious manner the horror of watching a 23yr old teacher who has to deal with a 7 year old girl trying to seduce him..It went to incredible lenths to make you uncomfortable with what you're watching and the consequences involved if you take things lightly....Still a shit of an anime and every other description i can't think of now but it didn't present itself as a Messiah ready to shoulder our sins and then be nailed on a moe character's pillow..And that's one reason i hate this anime, cause it presents itself as a tale of love and tries to "normalize" the situations you're witnessing in your head as cute and romantic..

To end this review cause i don't intend on spending any more time on this piece of shit i'd like to point out the hypocrisy running rampant in this community where people are "disgusted" for example by ecchi anime such as DxD and the likes but fall head over hills for anime like this one as long as it's presented as cute..Cause people tend to gp blind to everything else when cute and moe is involved, even pedophilia....And above all else i'm worried about you people..Worried about the fact that not even once has a lightning hit you.

1/10 story
3/10 animation
3/10 sound
1/10 characters
1/10 overall

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