Dionkeykong

We begin today our lesson in ecchimatics with Ch.4 Part Sekirei.We advise the oversensitive and the young 'uns to take a hike as my reviews contain lethal doses of sarcasm and strong,mature language.

I'm really starting to have fun with these reviews.And at long last some people here are having fun reading them,which ultimately is my purpose.So for all of you out there a big thanks,your support through these difficult "politically correct" times means the world to me,it keeps the engine running with blood and guts.Dion loves you big time!

And with that emotional intro into the unemotional nerve wrecking anime called....Sekirei.Which stands for "something went wrong in my life and i'm starting to hear voices in my head...Kill 'em all,KILL 'EM NOW".This usually results in self injury but this time i was given one of those lovely sweaters with which you can hug yourself and was medicated on time.So what is Sekirei?Is it that bad?Can it be trully horrible?

OH FUCKING YES AND THEN SOME.And we start wiiiiiiith...The beginning.Which has to be voted(if it hasn't already)as the most misleading to ever appear on anime.Long story sort it has an Elfen Lied vibe to it.Soldiers shooting at unbelievably strong enemies with strange powers only to get gruesomely killed in the end and ends with the attackers claiming a kid with a helmet on its' head or something like that.Basically a bloodbath just to get a kid..They couldn't find one in the black market i suppose!

From there on everything,and i do mean everything shifts faster than a Nissan Gtr does.And like the Gtr this anime has big fucking huge airba...Boobs sorry.Yup you guessed it right.This is an ecchi anime with a story.A story of how it was made possible to fit so many gigantic boobs in the same frame.Mind you they're not as huge as the ones in Queen's Blade.Well that was an overkill really.Anywho our male MC meets our female MC.Our FMC literally drops from the sky like a gift from Jesus and onto the MMC's face resulting in a 69(if you don't know what that is ask your parents or visit a porn site).And thus our MC's quest to gather as many boobs as he can begins..Kinda like pokemon really only you don't get a boner with those rats.Or maybe you do..If you do please write in the comments so we can all laugh at you.

Just like the Pokemon then,this has fights.Well when i say fights i mean there are some but like the ones you might see in kindergarden.Until the very very end don't expect any sort of mindblowing action.It's mostly the MC gathering them bitches and then turning them into house maids.Well what did i expect?It's an ecchi anime.Now that i mention it,if you plan on watching it just don't go in with big expectations..None would be even better.Cause even though on paper it's all very interesting indeed in action,meh.But at least it has boobs.Gotta love boobs,especially if you're a man..Or a lesbian.

Storywise then it all went straight to hell for some reason i don't know and can't be bothered to find out.Animationwise again it's a half assed job.Nothing really stands out...That's bullshit actually,those boobs are of equal artistic value as most of Da Vinci's paintings.All else is hopeless really.

Soundtracks and VA.....Yeah...Next!

Characters?Oh come on are you fucking with me?Oh you aren't....Oh....Fuck.Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck......

Overall quite a nice anime...If you are mad or live in Mexico and spend your days drinking tequila.It's horrible.Even by ecchi standards(god are there any?)this is bad.It's like that weird cousin you only meet at family gatherings.Sitting in the corner,never speaking,probably tortures littles animals..You know the kind.This is Sekirei.Wanna watch it?Be my guest,just remember i told you not to do that.