This account was born on America day. As a bald eagle descended upon Tokyo, Japan to combine the infiniity stones, I took form and my presence on this website has become physical.
I refuse to be called otaku as this is an alternate term for communist traitor. I bestow great honor to my late senpai; Uncle Sam and the real way to eat sushi is supersized with a fries and a Diet Coke. If you dare tell me that Naruto is a good anime, I will be forced to declare freedom all over you, for ninjas are not faster than NASCAR drivers.