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Characters That Deserve To Be Put On A Rocket and Fired Into The Sun

Shitty characters who do shitty things, with a sprinkling of people who are just seriously freaking annoying.
1 Akemi HINAZUKI

Akemi HINAZUKI

Some people should not be allowed to procreate.

2 Akio OHTORI

Akio OHTORI

Anthy wasted too many years trying to help your sleazy, incestuous ass.

3 Akito SOHMA

Akito SOHMA

I hated you twenty years ago and I hate you now for all the physical and emotional abuse you heaped on your unfortunate relatives. My only real complaint about Fruits Basket is that karma never gave you the beat down you so richly deserved.

4 Arlady

Arlady

Hide your daughters from this woman. This pedophile wants her very own harem of little girls. Can't decide what I want more for her: a trip to jail or a punch in the face. So damn cringy and gross.

5 Asakura

Asakura

Taking advantage of a teenage girl and getting her pregnant was bad enough, but baby killers are the absolute worst. Trying to manipulate someone into killing your OWN baby is just wtf

6 Aunt

Aunt

Congratulations, because of your selfishness two children starved to death. Hope you're proud of yourself.

7 Bishop of Gresit

Bishop of Gresit

Everything that happened was your fucking fault. They should have burned you at the stake instead.

8 Bondrewd

Bondrewd

If she had actually been your daughter, your parenting skills would have been on Shou Tucker's level. You should never have been allowed anywhere near children. Death is too good for you, asshole.

9 Brioche SALGRADE MILLE RETES

Brioche SALGRADE MILLE RETES

The fact that you feel this threatened by a nine year-old who just wants to bake pies and cookies is fucking sad. And quit trying to make his little girlfriend jealous, you have only yourself to blame for making yourself look like a creepy pedo.

10 Byung OH

Byung OH

"I'll just hit this guy in the back of the head and cause him to lose his hearing, then terrify anyone who comes near him. He'll love me then, right?"

11 Daigo KAGEMITSU

Daigo KAGEMITSU

Another Shou Tucker level parent, and with far less effort. Why deform your child yourself when you can have demons do it for you and get a free power boost in the process?

12 Dino Francis GOLZINE

Dino Francis GOLZINE

Apparently being a mob boss wasn't enough of a power high. Gotta pimp out and rape little boys to feel like a real man.

13 Ekihito

Ekihito

Want a big family? Start collecting people to breed (just ignore them when they need help) and hope you'll eventually fulfill your narcissistic dreams of producing enough biological offspring to start your own sports team. Fucking asshat. (Granted, everyone in this yaoi is stupid and/or annoying so he's not alone)

14 Emmanuel

Emmanuel

Maybe I'm crazy here, but I really think clergymen should have higher standards than, "Willing to engage in Satanic practices." and "Pretend I'm Moses and attempt to sacrifice my illegitimate child on an altar."

15 Gomez

Gomez

Does your grown ass really have nothing better to do than follow three children around? At least Team Rocket are funny when they do it, you don't even have that going for you.

16 Hiro SHISHIGAMI

Hiro SHISHIGAMI

The aliens should never have bothered to revive you.

17 Isabella

Isabella

No, the ending of season 2 doesn't make up for what a monster you let yourself become.

18 Jonas ANDERS

Jonas ANDERS

Every time you pop up on screen I think, "Oh fuck, here we go again..."

19 Kaya SAIMORI

Kaya SAIMORI

You've already stolen everything else from your sister and treated her like crap your entire life, and you have the audacity to be mad that you can't have her husband, too? Choke on it, bitch.

20 Kazutaka MURAKI

Kazutaka MURAKI

I can't even with him. Just your friendly local rapist murderer stalker mad scientist demon summoner physician! Even being dead isn't enough to keep him away from you. In fact, it probably excites him more.

21 Kazuya KINOSHITA

Kazuya KINOSHITA

This idiot's simp level is over 9000.

22 Kei

Kei

Gold-digging manwhore.

23 Ketil

Ketil

A slave owner who buys a married woman to keep as a maid/sex slave only to beat her and his own unborn child to death. Enough said.

24 King Goldenleonard

King Goldenleonard

Murderer, tyrant, AND child molester. They should have removed his manhood with a rusty fork, but we'll have to settle for his head on a pole.

25 Kino's Father

Kino's Father

Proof that having one's brain surgically altered for no good reason is a really, really bad idea. Don't let this guy or his wife have any more kids.

26 Kino's Mother

Kino's Mother

Same as above. And I hope their hotel burns to the ground.

27 Konatsu YAMAMOTO

Konatsu YAMAMOTO

There should be a law against being this annoying. Your very existance ruined the second half of the show.

28 Kotonoha KATSURA

Kotonoha KATSURA

Maybe the cheating bastard needed to die, but why kill and cut open your (allegedly) pregnant schoolmate because of him? And what the hell do you plan to do with that SEVERED HEAD? All this drama was just not worth it, but at least it put an end to the god-awful show.

29 Kousuke OOSHIBA

Kousuke OOSHIBA

Don't care if you're the hero of the story. You're still a groomer and the way you manipulate the emotions of a teenage boy you want to have sex with is just beyond creepy.

30 Kurenai

Kurenai

What ye sow, ye shall reap. Couldn't have happened to a nicer woman!

31 Limnio Shou ECURATOL

Limnio Shou ECURATOL

Spoiled, abusive, and a rapist. You don't need to get married, asshole, what you need is an ass-beating. 

32 Lu Xuan Run

Lu Xuan Run

Thinks treating people like garbage is the perfect way to win their love. WTF man.

33 Makoto ITOU

Makoto ITOU

Having more than one waifu could end your laifu. You can hardly complain that bitches be crazy when you MADE them crazy in the first place.

34 Mami NANAMI

Mami NANAMI

Psycho bitch who needs hit by a truck. But then she might get isekai'd to another world and make trouble for all the innocent people there, and I wouldn't wish that on them.

35 Maria MINCHIN

Maria MINCHIN

How the hell did the writers of this show decide it was a good idea to try and make her "sympathetic" at the very end? She abuses children, exploits the poor, and kicks animals. Bitch gets zero sympathy from me.

36 Matthew

Matthew

Don't care about your reasons. Rot in hell, cat killer.

37 Nonnoria FOLY

Nonnoria FOLY

Your voice is grating, your outfit is stupid, and every second your useless, annoying ass is on the screen is time wasted that would be better spent on literally any other character.

38 Pilgyeon

Pilgyeon

You literally did everything in your power to ruin any and all happiness in your brother's life. A brother whom you claim to love. Nobody deserves a murderous, incestuous, obsessed rapist like you for a sibling.

39 Precia TESTAROSSA

Precia TESTAROSSA

Anybody who beats their child with a whip deserves to be strangled with one. How she can grieve to the point of insanity for one daughter while treating her other one like complete garbage is mind-boggling.

40 Reijiro TECHNO

Reijiro TECHNO

Keep him away from teenage girls. This nutjob seriously needs to be locked up.

41 Ricotta

Ricotta

Children who lie about being sexually molested deserve to be drowned in a well. And if you are already fantasizing about fucking a bear at eight years old, it's probably better to get you out of the gene pool before you procreate.

42 Ruka SARASHINA

Ruka SARASHINA

Annoying little stalker who needs to grow the hell up. Honestly, the entire cast of this show should probably be on this list.

43 Sangwoo OH

Sangwoo OH

What Bum saw in you I'll never know, but it took too damn long for you to die.

44 Sekai SAIONJI

Sekai SAIONJI

Proof that getting involved in other people's relationship drama will not end well for you.

45 Sensei

Sensei

A great teacher shapes young minds. A bad teacher pays his student for sex, rapes the kid when he refuses, and steals his medication to boot. An educator for the ages.

46 Shou TUCKER

Shou TUCKER

Husband, father, and dog owner of the year since 2001. 

47 Sohoo's Mother

Sohoo's Mother

Glad your son left you and your shitty company. 

48 Takashi MAJIMA

Takashi MAJIMA

"Totally sorry for abandoning you and our kid and leaving you to deal with my debt to the yakuza. But hey, I love you so much that I came back... to sell you into slavery to pay ANOTHER debt I ran up while I was gone. You're cool with that, right?" 

49 Taki AIZAWA

Taki AIZAWA

Rape, battery, blackmail... all over a fucking BAND? Get a life, dude.

50 Tamayoshi SHIMA

Tamayoshi SHIMA

No, having a disability doesn't make your son 'worthless'. You don't deserve to be a father. And let's not even start on the fact that you forced an indebted family to sell you their teenage daughter.

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trashcan007 Nov 28, 2023

I also totally agree with Isabella. That bi¢th broke my girl Emma's leg and was offering up children to demons. She could have done a lot more to help, before the ending, especially with how smart she was.

trashcan007 Nov 28, 2023

Nice. I love the extensive explanations for each character. 

This list of mine is a little closer to yours than the "good guys that I secretly hate" one that you commented on: https://www.anime-planet.com/users/trashcan007/lists/characters-that-make-you-wish-that-you-c-1102979