Have you ever considered human blood is a premium ingredient for winemaking? Have you imagined blood according to different human races have different aroma? Modern vampires are no longer in lack of human blood, what’s more, they’ve begun pursuing a certain taste. Humans who owns sweet and tasty blood can exchange things they want from vampires with their blood. From Napoleon to Hitler, from Albert Einstein to Elvis Presley, whose blood are all listed in wine vintage chart, nevertheless, there is one girl living in the modern era who has the most aromatic and unique blood type which attracts not only mosquitoes but also vampires.
The corny title should really say it all: it’s a hysterical cliché “romance” between a vampire and a human, and it’s hilarious. I’m always very hesitant about anything ‘vampire’ related because ever since twilight- they’ve all been campy, wish-fulfillment things for young teens. But, personally, as someone who has always been the target of bugs, and thought that ‘lol if vampires were real they’d kill me instantly for my yummy blood’ reading the summary for this made me curious. I’m glad it did, because this was very funny. It’s not a story you can take seriously, but if you’re looking for a laugh with a bit of odd “romance” and clichés aplenty, then I’d recommend giving it a shot. I could not stop laughing at the over dramatics of the vamps. Big, pale dorks. The things to look out for are basically why I put “romance” in quotation marks. Because I don’t consider a schoolgirl, who has been abused and is in need, being helped by a grown (very grown, and old) man- in exchange for her blood (!!!) to be any form of actual romance. Certainly not a healthy one. But taken with an entire tablespoon of salt, it is funny, and not the worst way to waste your time. The characters do develop as the story goes on, which is all I can say without spoiling it.
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