What Annoys You 2: Return of the Pet Peeves

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  1. Zed60K

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    I've poured boiling water on dirt before and it tasted better.
     
  2. TurkeyGami

    TurkeyGami Well-Known Member

    That's what coffee is.

    It's not about taste, it's about feeling like you can move your legs enough to get from point A to point B without rolling across the floor like a tumbleweed
     
  3. Zed60K

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    Wait, is that how coffee is supposed to work? I thought coffee was just to make you vibrate uncontrollably and constantly visit the bathroom.
     
  4. TurkeyGami

    TurkeyGami Well-Known Member

    Well if you have eighteen quarts of it before first period, yeah.
     
  5. Zed60K

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    I only attach myself to an IV drain of coffee before it.
     
  6. TurkeyGami

    TurkeyGami Well-Known Member

    Must be hard trying to die when your nervous system is impossible to kill due to that sheer amount of caffeine. Soon you'll be more coffee than man, powered by sheer impulse.
     
  7. Zed60K

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    I'm sustaining my life energy just through coffee, which is the closest a human being can be to a zombie.
     
  8. TurkeyGami

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    You mean besides a politician
     
  9. Zed60K

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    Politicians are the slimes you encounter in RPG's so no.
     
  10. TurkeyGami

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    That would be a good idea for an anime. What if someone like, reincarnated as a slime. And then like, like, became super powerful and OP. That would be a good idea for an anime.
     
  11. Zed60K

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    Pretty sure there is already an anime like that, might've been called Gode Ceass or something.
     
  12. TurkeyGami

    TurkeyGami Well-Known Member

    That just sounds like a bad Death Note parody
     
  13. Zed60K

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    No that's just called Death Note.
     
  14. TurkeyGami

    TurkeyGami Well-Known Member

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    Easy there you renegade son of a gun you
     
  15. FunkyTime

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    Translation: "I believe I have done nothing wrong and the problems we're having are because of YOUR personality, not mine, but my wife made me apologize, so that's why I'm here."
     
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  16. MonsterDream

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    That was pretty much it, yeah. Because today they left and that bastard didn't even bother to say bye. Just stood there with his daughter in his arms and then sat into my father's car with my sister because my father gave them a ride to the train station. And my brother-in-law left without a word to my mother apparently. They left so early I was still asleep, so that's why I said 'apparently'. Didn't see it with my own eyes but there's no reason for my mother to lie about that. When my father came back he said he was also the one who had to say: "Good bye, see you soon" first and then he got a reply. Now I might be old fashioned but I believe younger people should say those things first out of respect to their elders. That's just how was I taught when I was growing up.

    But yeah... Even saying a polite bye is still too hard for him so ... A+ for your translation, basically. I don't think he believes he's done anything wrong either and he' s probably gonna keep going the same way as always just as I predicted. And my mother said to me today too: "Yeah, he apologized only for the way he acted yesterday ... not for every single time he's been a jerk." So she really didn't think that apology was actually worth much either but like I said ... for the sake of peace and for the sake of my sister and niece she still accepted it.
     
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  17. FunkyTime

    FunkyTime Well-Known Member

    Some people are just impossible to deal with unfortunately. :/ I'm happy your sister is not completely oblivious though.

    Until next time, douchebag! I will have some devious traps prepared for you.
     
  18. DarkLordSatan

    DarkLordSatan Well-Known Member

    Things have calmed down now, thanks.
     
  19. MonsterDream

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    Me too. I'm kind of relieved that I was wrong about her. I really didn't want to believe she had become a different person and let herself be completely blinded by love but all the signs seemed to point in that direction ... I'm just glad I was wrong reading signs this time.
     
  20. Gens

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    Just put a rake at the door step:

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    Yeah, I've known quite a few people stockholm syndromed in abusive relationships, that shit's scary man.
     
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