randomredneck
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It was what it was. Softcore porn, with some action sprinkled in. And I enjoyed it for how utterly shameless it was.
4 out of 5.
4 out of 5.
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It was what it was. Softcore porn, with some action sprinkled in. And I enjoyed it for how utterly shameless it was.
4 out of 5.
Preferably alone. With headphones on.how do i watch it
how to watch?
Preferably alone. With headphones on.
Oh boy! I am ready to get down with the sickness!Are you all ready for your eyes and ears and brain to bleed?
Paging my fellow masochists @interregnum @Gens @g3data @Thrawn @Franconator and anyone else who's willing to join in
Are you all ready for your eyes and ears and brain to bleed? I sure ain't, but I'll be seeing you on the other side. So this is a friendly reminder that we're "officially" starting tomorrow (but start whenever you feel like it), pace individual, and you need to bring your own vomit bags (and booze) (and heavy drugs). But the most important thing to remember is
And, hey, if you actually manage to finish this, you'll get to cross out that one space for the ABC game, so... Absolute win?
They're...big? And they move all jiggly-like? I...don't know how to explain this without hand gestures.What do men see in baloon titties??
I'm actually kind of offended you compare this to Prison School. This shit ain't got nothing on Prison School.RAD.
AS.
F***.
God-damn do I love this. It's like Prison School knocked up SUPER HxEROS, but better because they're all chicks. This is incredible.
Extraneous erotic shots? Check. "B-B-But we're both giiiiiiiirls"? Check. Cyborg Butterfly dominatrix? Check. They even have some of my favorite characters' VAs voicing the main cast.
I repeat: rad as f***.
No, seriously: that MILF from the OP shows up in every episode, we're talking this show dropping into in Top Ten of all time.
...okay, not really, but I am genuinely loving the hell out of this, so far. It's ludicrous, but it rolls into it without blinking, obviously using the scintillating sexytime stuff as a shield against the inane premise while also bolstering the sexytime stuff by so deftly incorporating it into the aesthetic of the plot. It's absolutely gratuitous, but it's expertly employed. (Again: shades of Prison School, in that regard.)
Honestly, this is a class on how to be deliciously naughty, overtly and shamelessly erotic, and utterly gratuitous with simultaneously no purpose and absolute purpose.
Is it stupid as hell that so-and-so's bodice is loose enough that her tits jiggle-physics up to show her areolas with every other motion? Yes. Is it sexy as hell that this happens? Yes.
And it's not just that you see naughty things that makes it sexy, either; it's the moments they choose to make those moves that makes it work.
Okay, "moments" is a little misleading, since it's a constant flow of this stuff, but maybe I mean more that it's that there's always this deliberate sense of teasing, even with the flagrantly sexual scenes. Like, the Lithe Bikini Babe goin' at Buxom Bikini Babe's ample bosom clearly isn't a tease, on it own, but this changes once you consider she's doing it (in part) to unsettle Pigtail Protagonist.
(In fact, a lot of it works because she's there to blush and be shocked about it. But...I've gone on for long enough, haven't I.)
And, to that end: I love this cast of characters. I'm least impressed by our protagonists, who I find the dullest of our main gaggle--and yet I still like them both (and not just because of their spectacular racks), which is noteworthy only in that they are both character archetypes and designs I tend to frown at.
Similarly, the over-the-top sexy girls (women? are they teachers? the "lady/lady" pair) are so isn't-this-sexy-boys that I should find them visually crass, but...I dunno, it just works for me. As does the arrogant cruelty of Nails Girl and the straight-laced indifference of Commander Short Skirt, whose designs I both frikkin' love. Heck, I should find wacky Glasses Girl (Cowboy Girl? I guess?) annoying as hell, but I don't--to the point where I'm a little disappointed we didn't get more of her.
Really, I'm just impressed with the whole thing. And I'm still not sure who my topkinkgirl is.
I lie: it's Commander Short Skirt.
...except Nails Girl's got those shoes...and that bodice...
Plus, we haven't met OP MILF, yet.
Damn the character depth! How can a man choose?!
Let's hope it can keep this up.
Oh, and, for the record: I like the "Miss Virgin?" "It's Tokonome!" running gag.
...though not as much as I like that ED. (That is a good time.)
Insofar as its employ of gratuitous nudity and sexualization is concerned, I think it's definitely similar--though, no, neither exact nor as skillful. But I'd definitely put them in the same camp, in terms of integrating purpose and naughtiness.I'm actually kind of offended you compare this to Prison School. This shit ain't got nothing on Prison School.
"Pre-teen" means, like, 11 to about 111, right? Because yes.Ay, it's the stuff of pre-teen wet dreams: jiggling boobies, ass shots, EXPLASHUNS, fondle-activated superweapons, a deserted island, and a girl whose t-shirt's got "virgin" plastered all over it.
Weird that you want this or weird that it's not this?Feeling kinda bummed virgin girlie's the weapon and not the weapon-holder. Is that weird? I think that's weird.
It would.wouldn't it be the best shit ever if that one LADY turned into that sweet motorcycle instead of those lame-ass weapons?
That 's just...funny. Well done."IT IS I, LEIUTENHANT, AND I WOULD LIKE TO FILE FOR ONE MORE LETTER TO BE ADDED TO MY TITLE."
There were...words on the screen, during the ED?A Giant Breasts Producer. They have a Giant Breasts Producer. Always stick around for the end credits, kids, you'll never know what you'll find.
Weird that you want this or weird that it's not this?
Assuming you mean weird that you feel this way, I'd say it's not a setting that would allow for it, since they were placed in immediate danger and Pigtails Protagonist is absolutely not ready to defend herself from anything.
On the other hand, it's not weird at all that you have this impulse, because it'd be an interesting dynamic to explore, if this were more like, say, (criminally underappreciated (if admittedly flawed)) Assault Lilly BOUQUET.
There were...words on the screen, during the ED?
Um...wow.You expect girls to have a button you press to make them implode, like all dick-wielders do.
Okay. Like those who made this show do.Um...wow.
I thought we didn't tolerate hate speech, around here.