Triage X

Discussion in 'Specific Anime Discussion' started by Guest, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. randomredneck

    randomredneck Well-Known Member

    Potentially stupid-fun ecchi action show, ruined by shitty animation and a generic, unlikable MC. That's a 1 and done.

    1 out of 5.
     
  2. LinkSword

    LinkSword POPEE BELIEVER

    Pretty much all that saved Highschool of the Dead from being shit was Araki's golden touch on the direction. Since this has neither him nor Madhouse and it's the same author behind it, I won't touch it with a 10m pole.
     
  3. SpanglishJC

    SpanglishJC Well-Known Member

    Well I watched the first episode and.. yeah. Not great, and as mentioned above it is not helped by the fact that the MC is very unlikeable.

    To be honest, I already expected this to be pretty much void of any substance, filling every scene with pointless fan service shots so I suppose it's meeting expectations? (even if they are very low).

    Ah well, I intend to finish this series and I will make damn sure I do, whilst dragging my friend along with me who made the dreadful decision to help me with it.
     
  4. Thrawn

    Thrawn POPEE BELIEVER

    Posted by Thrawn on Apr 10, 2015
    #5
    Episode 1

    If it has dat ass shakin' and all up in the screen then I'm content.

    Beac- God yes :megusta: Two seconds until boobs in a tight bikini. This is my kind of show!
    Somethin' sure is hot and burning :megusta:

    Wait, what? Why is she in combat gear and with a sniper?
    Wait, we aren't at the beach?

    Operation where fools be gettin' shot and shit

    GOD YES THEM KNOCKERS WHICH ARE HILARIOUSLY IMPRACTICAL



    Sexy maids :megusta: In a monster mask with guns :megusta:

    Yeah, this is clearly as logical as it gets.

    FUCK CENSORSHIP THE ANTI-BONER OF EVERYTHING

    Lulerz, he aimed for the head which was clearly wearing a bullet-proof helmet.

    Boooooobs~

    YEAH EXPLOSIONS AND RIDING THE FUCK AWAY FROM IT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BADASS
    It's like fighting off a gang with your dick.

    Very good OP, there's sounds and stuff but plenty of boobs.
    Loads of boobs.
    And like... they are doing boobs.
    Cleavage.
    Boobs.
    Dang the boobs

    OP was tits.

    Prescription of Hell? More like Prescription of Boobs.

    Great OP.

    That guy must get all the fine honeys but doesn't act on it because he's a strict dumbbass who is too busy cockslamming evil doers.

    Looks like to qualify you need a large rack. Or be a total scrotum wrecking badass (The one guy there).

    I'm glad it's doing this exposition shit right at the start so it doesn't interrupt the shower scene.
    Damn, it's the guy. Where are the showering chicks?

    Look at this- oh, he's actually going with the tag team option, and his friend became a villain.

    YUS- FUCK YOU CENSORSHIP STEAM FUCK YOU EXCESSIVE STEAM BATHS THAT IS FUCKING BLINDING ME FROM THE TITTIES

    Because it's fun to see people kill themselves for morality and shit? I mean... censorship is evil? It is evil.

    Guy is hung like a horse.
    And scars. Hard to see with ALL THE FUCKING STEA TITTY NINJA

    FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKIGN CUNTFUCKSHITDICK FUCK HIS FUCKING ASS FOR HARMING THAT FINE ASS NINJA

    I seriously hope that fucking creepy ass fuckwad of a cunt dies horribly and messily.

    Wait, what was being said? I wasn't paying attention thanks to the boobs.

    Wait, school? The fuck is going o- the fuck man! High schoolers be stacked yo. Or 34% of them.
    And they all go to the same school? The fuck is going on? So they kill people at night and go to school in the day? And unless it's- oh, wait, high school girls are way stacked in anime. Clearly realistic to Japan's boob standards.

    And the music suddenly stops.

    Heh... collusion.

    Niiiice! Waitress outfit!

    Aww yeaaaah, some gangsta shit is going down. That or a porn shoot.

    Yup, definitely a porn shoot. Kinda... oh, now it's worse. Probably pop up the butt.
    I mean, it's already BDSM.

    Detective is corrupt as fuck.
    I mean, why not? Everybody is scum. He totally wanted a piece of dat ass.

    The Thesis of Being a Rapey Douchebag? Sounds reasonable.

    Wut. The guy just snaps? Clearly that was a logical conclusion.

    Lol, that skating! God I love that bit! I rewinded it because it was clearly the apex of the non-titty animation in this show.

    Man that guy is mad despicable. Kinda like someone you would kick in the nuts for 15 minutes and it would be a public service.
    He's also hilariously monstrous.

    MOTORCYCLE THROUGH THE FUCKING FOURTH FLOOR FUCKERS TO THE EXXXXXXXTREEEEEEME

    And he's dead. That was quick.

    Ceiling girl is watching you die.

    FACE PUNCH TO GUN IN THE FACE FUCK YEAH

    SHIT IS FUCKING HARD AS FUCK SON JUST FUCKING RIDE OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW

    BOOM BOO-PANTIES

    Wait, what?
    Oh, boobs.

    Piano wire.

    BOOM EXPLOSIONS BOOM BOOM

    Car gets crushed or jacked?

    CAR GETS EXPLODED THE FUCK UP SON WOOOOOOOOO

    Seriously? The guy's ass has more prominence than any other female ass. The fuck is this shit? This is fucking retarded as fuck.

    Dang. This just got heavy.
    I thought his friend was evil but instead his parts are in Main Guy. That was a pretty neat twist.


    I love this EP. In one segment of it, the only animated part is the boobs. Just jiggling on their own.

    The faces splitting and moving past the visor was pretty neat.

    I'm not content, because it oh my fucking god that preview. Best. Character. Ever. I don't even give a shit about this... Port delivery plot shit because her outfit, was amazing.

    Right, it had pretty much no ass and was all boobs and some censorship. But action, more action, explosions, guys getting shot and jiggling. Like, all the main chicks are boobs. So much boobs :megusta: But needed more ass and a new MC. I was going to be here for the tits, ass and boobs but I guess I'm here for boobs and action.

    I'll keep up with it.
     
  5. Etue

    Etue Well-Known Member

    Posted by Etue on Apr 29, 2015
    #6
    Episode 1-4

    This series is increasingly stupid. The villains are stupid the plot is stupid the characters act stupid. It's an action show but seriously what the heck is going on with this mess of a story?
     
  6. SpanglishJC

    SpanglishJC Well-Known Member

    I agree. Nothing really makes any sense and things just happen apparently. Haven't watched the fourth episode yet but I'm not expecting any miracles.

    I'll be honest, I have been enjoying my time watching this series, if only because I have a couple of friends watching it with me so we at least get to talk about the nonsense on screen at any given time.
     
  7. Teophan

    Teophan Well-Known Member

    Posted by Teophan on Oct 7, 2015
    #8
    CHRIST ALMIGHTY......

    The uncensored version is out. WTF could they possibly show?
     
  8. SpanglishJC

    SpanglishJC Well-Known Member

    Oh good, I really wanted that to come out...
     
  9. Teophan

    Teophan Well-Known Member

    But what could they possibly show? Nips? I mean....is it really needed?
     

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