Nanatsu no Bitoku

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Nanatsu no Bitoku
Alt title: The Seven Heavenly Virtues

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[Nicknames]

 

[Scalpelexis]

 

[Zed]

 

[LinkSword]

Please stop.

 

[Thrawn]

 

[Mookashea]

Please stop.

But no ~

 

[ZetsubouKaiji]

I hope this trolls us all and they all stay dressed like proper virtuous nuns the entire time. They sit around sipping tea and having serious conversations about the joys of not living the hoe life and then going to do bible studies or something. Then at the end of the anime they all turn to the camera and say "what did you expect we're the heavenly virtues, you perv. Go watch the Deadly Sins for your smut."

 

[Thrawn]

Must be hard shoehorning in all those holy quotes and scriptures.

I hope this trolls us all and they all stay dressed like proper virtuous nuns the entire time. They sit around sipping tea and having serious conversations about the joys of not living the hoe life and then going to do bible studies or something. Then at the end of the anime they all turn to the camera and say "what did you expect we're the heavenly virtues, you perv. Go watch the Deadly Sins for your smut."

To hear them talk about how sinful the people in this world are and then go out to deliver some righteous holy ass wupping in Nun garb would be the tits. The first episode would be what ZK says and the second would start with villains doing villainous things and then cut to a bitching guitar solo as the camera pulls a Hand Shitters and pans to the horizon of the Virtues walking towards the villains in slow-mo with white doves flying John Woo style. The dub would have one of them with an Irish accent and say something like "In the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost; we are going to kick your fucking asses" and then the entire episode is them delivering holy justice with sick martial arts all in nun garb and smiting evil.

 

[Nicknames]

To anyone interested, the second PV is out. Needless to say, it's NSFW

 

[Thrawn]

To anyone interested, the second PV is out. Needless to say, it's NSFW

I am very, very interested

 

[Zed]

I hope this trolls us all and they all stay dressed like proper virtuous nuns the entire time. They sit around sipping tea and having serious conversations about the joys of not living the hoe life and then going to do bible studies or something. Then at the end of the anime they all turn to the camera and say "what did you expect we're the heavenly virtues, you perv. Go watch the Deadly Sins for your smut."

To anyone interested, the second PV is out. Needless to say, it's NSFW

you just destroyed @ZetsubouKaiji's hopes, you can clearly see how desperate he is to try to convince himself it won't be trash.

 

[ZetsubouKaiji]

you just destroyed @ZetsubouKaiji's hopes, you can clearly see how desperate he is to try to convince himself it won't be trash.

You know they say cleanliness is next to godliness and yet this cleaning technique is awful.

These skanks don't look virtuous at all. A two minute trailer and the show is already betraying its premise.

 

[Thrawn]

You know they say cleanliness is next to godliness and yet this cleaning technique is awful.

These skanks don't look virtuous at all. A two minute trailer and the show is already betraying its premise.

She'll have to wipe him down again after that.

 

[Zed]

You know they say cleanliness is next to godliness and yet this cleaning technique is awful.

These skanks don't look virtuous at all. A two minute trailer and the show is already betraying its premise.

gotta appreciate how honest the show about what it'll be about, it's deliberately telling you it won't be a very nice experience, yet destiny somehow found away to force you to watch it anyway.

my sheer condolences

 

[ZetsubouKaiji]

gotta appreciate how honest the show about what it'll be about, it's deliberately telling you it won't be a very nice experience, yet destiny somehow found away to force you to watch it anyway.

my sheer condolences

Just wish they would have set the trailer to this song to drive the point home

But yeah, at least they make it clear what kind of person this show is for.

 

[Gens]

I might as well, add the 5 minutes extra of ecchi trash, with killing bites.

 

[Gens]

Also, what the fuck even is this?

Oh boy............

 

[ZetsubouKaiji]

Someone should alert @Taek that there are tons of butts in that trailer. The twerking and cooking looked especially dopey.

It's always said anime is a medium that can show the impossible and is only limited by the imagination of the directors and artists. Of course, the unlimited potential for the medium is used for impossible trash fanservice shots. No wonder an entire generation is trying to get likes on Youtube by eating Tide Pods.

Humanity was a mistake.

 

[Taek]

Someone should alert @Taek that there are tons of butts in that trailer. The twerking and cooking looked especially dopey.

It's always said anime is a medium that can show the impossible and is only limited by the imagination of the directors and artists. Of course, the unlimited potential for the medium is used for impossible trash fanservice shots. No wonder an entire generation is trying to get likes on Youtube by eating Tide Pods.

Humanity was a mistake.

There's too much titservice taking away from the butts though. When will people realise that ass and armpits are the true patrician fetishes?