Hmmm, he seems alright to me. I must have been mistaken. But... but I wear glasses... and have a goatee... Maybe I'm secretly smart and not so secretly evil! [laughs maniacally while stroking his goatee] SMores Prime here, stepping in for the possibly smart but clearly not observant Evil SMores of your universe. Yes, you read that correctly. The SMores you typically hijack anime threads with is, indeed, Evil SMores. Though in his defense, you're all evil. This is, after all, the Evil Universe. We from Universe Prime call it "The Negaverse," because Darkwing Duck is still a thing where I'm from. Sasuga Universe Prime! Like the denizens of Plato's Cave, you may find this alarming and impossible to believe. However, it should explain why your goatee grows so much faster than the rest of your facial hair, and why you keep hijacking threads with conversions about large breasted anime women from unrelated shows. While I can't speak to the efficacy of monocles as a deterministic factor in alternate universe intelligence levels, I can assure that I am clean shaven, and therefore trustworthy. Now I'll turn it back over to your Evil SMores. [continues laughing maniacally while stroking his goatee for a moment] But back on topic, Spoiler: I know my audience Did someone say large breasted anime women?