What the fuck is going on? They planting shit and dis garden and-
Wait... this isn't-
AW FUCKNUTS THE FUCK IS THIS
WAIT
wait
This is... something about smiling? Everybody smiling?
Is that sky shield to protect their smiles?
How did- this shit is so impractical that it must be some fantasy shit.
Is she ascending to be a Star Princess?
The fuck is- they are just eating time with the different angle replay cuts.
The fuck is this imperial- ETERNAL SUN EMPIRE
It sounded imperial but then went to somethign not imperial.
Man, if she is the queen then this is some bu- wait, hold up. Ah, she's Princess and 12 year olds get some massive ass power and she is just accepting shit without reading it like a true bureaucrat.
Chrars the fuck is- nevermind.
The fuck is this socialist shit?
Oh yeah baby, talk economics and administration, oh yeah that really cranks my engine! MY AXEL ROD IS OILED FOR THIS BUSINESS SHIT
Ok, that statue is pretty dope. I would totally have a massive, grandoise statue erected in my honour. And it would be a symbolism or one of them things people pray to for certain things.
Man those kids are slow as shit. Kids should be full of energy.
AWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAH FIGHT ENEMIES AND SHIT SOME GIANT ROBO ON ROBO ACTION
That is a legit move you CLODS shield bump to rapid gunfire in the chest.
BACK IN THE MECHA YOU FUCKING DUMBFU-
My god, that guy is a disgrace.
Oh yeah baby, espionage.
And political talk, this is my shit!
Yeah, gotta placate the proletariat. Gifts and shit to keep the rebellion down
SUN SOLAR EMPIRE- Oh, not them.
Gotta get something for your help.
If it's for your peasants, you can't give them too much.
Nah, fuck that. Keep the monarchy and the power within the few BUT you can't let the military grow to fast, too strong or in any sort of way that they can overthrow you for whatever reason they decide.
Make everybody smile? Considering she's 12 it's no surprise she doesn't want to rule with an iron fist.
Josh is jellin'.
That was some lame ass robo fighting, it was like some game or some shit they were playing because it was a game and some shit.
Ah, unobtanium.
This next part is Joshua being a jealous bitch. Gotta have someone to question the princess.
Nicely quic- the fuck? This is some crazy ass Space Chess yo.
Oh my gawd. How is fightin for her a surprise.
So... European and Russian bots, nice. The Soviet ones be hacking.
Pfft, that's some scrub ass tactics yo. Josh is getting the shit kicked out of him.
That's a tiny ass knife, they ain't no Rob Roy.
This is alright. Not aight, but alright. Some of the backgrounds are really plain and give away their lackluster rendering technology.
I'm fine with this, giant swords and shit. And good tactics on his part, he's not being a total bitch.
That dude is just chuckling it up.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS SOME CHEAP ASS HAX SHIT SON SHE IS FUCKING ALL-SEEING EYE UP IN THIS BITCH THIS IS SOME RIGGED ASS SHIT SON
YO FUCK THIS.
This is some ol' bullshit.
Fuck this shit.
And there's this triumphant music and shit.
She could have gotten out if she didn't stop.
She got drenched in shit water.
This is some fucking bullshit.
As long as you touch it, you win. Even if you fall off the building or let go of the flag, none of that "Bringing flag back to homebase" or some shit.