DTAB - Damn, That Anime is Bad 3.0

DTAB – Damn That Anime Is Bad​

One of the most prestigious, esteemed, intellectual, populated by attractive dank individuals and magnanimous institutions ever formed on Anime Planet. A history that dates back to 2012 or sometime ago in an older time period, an old age where people frolicked watching good shit like a bunch of people that don’t have time to watch crap. And then the works of Ryuji Masuda was unearthed from an ancient tomb of unknowable unknowns. The works unearthed? Popee the Performer and Funny Pets, two series that began a new age, a golden age where cultured people gathered together to watch crappy anime and talk shit about it. This age was the dawn of shitposting for Anime Planet and the dawn of crappy anime, and the beginning of DTAB.

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How it works:​

Each Sunday at 4pm EST (GMT-4 but don't trust me on that), we gather at the temple of DTAB in Discord and through SyncVideo or Rabbit if SyncVideo craps out on us or Caracal if it's on the Tube and someone else has it and can host- we watch the crappy anime in question and comment on it throughout in Discord. The link to the anime will be provided on Sunday.

Simple, right? Show up at the stated time, get the link to the vid room and you’re off to the races for a better tomorrow!

Picks​

Picks are announced ahead of time for most weeks, just in-case a pick of yaoi, excessive manly violence and flex nut badassery, 80s titties, excessive gorn a combination of the above or any other such graphic content comes up, you can just skip the week and come back next week if it’s not to your taste, so you don’t show up for nothing. Or some picks may be rewatches because you’re already cultured enough to watch such a pick and we're required to do rewatches now and then.

A general rule but not really is that an R or 18A rated pick wouldn't be on 2 weeks in a row, so it would be something adult, then something for all ages, then adult and etc. This is liable to not happen.

Picks are also crap, so they'll either be so bad it's good, so bad it's bad or so bad it's a sin against nature itself. They also may have totally awesome soundtracks while everything else is crap, but that's an 80s thing.

Time wise, we mostly do OVAs/Movies under 90 minutes, and not full series or OVAs that are over 90 minutes total. Sometimes this may change due to our beloved El Presidente Thrawn because he follows no rules but his own. God bless him.

God-Emperor Thrawn reserves the right to change the upcoming list at his pleasure with no notice to you peasants.

Link to Discord: https://discord.gg/XybDbD9
If you're new to the Discord, make sure you fully read the rules when you join, and sign up for notifications by reacting in the #role-assignment channel, and remember when DTAB starts and on what day, Sunday at 4PM EST.


And there you have it. DTAB, one of the greatest (And will always be #1) clubs in A-P history, with ol’ Thrawn as the current El Presidente, third leader of the Empire, first of his name and best of all 3 Emperors. So mark your Sundays down for DTAB time and join some new pals in watching crappy anime!

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In honour of Emperor Damias, the first leader and ZetsubouKaiji, second emperor. And of the greatest emperor, God Emperor Thrawn the Modest.
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Currently Airing (This Sunday at 4pm EST) Liable to change with no notice
May 1 - The Adventures of Kotetsu

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Upcoming Attractions:​

Spoiler: Injustice, Year 4

(Order is for conformists man)

Sin: The Movie

Birth: Debut

Kuro to Kin no Akanai Kagi.



Youkaiden Nekome Kozou Ep 1 - DTAB Pilots

Street Fighter

Waza no Tabibito

Claymation marathon


Indian Summer



Assemble Insert

Legend of a Rabbit: The Martial of Fire

Horror of the Underworld

Aura Battle Dunbine: The Tale of Neo Byston Well

Sprite: Between Two Worlds

Oz

TWD Express Rolling Takeoff




Chargeman Ken 57

Puppet Princess
High School Agent
Maris the Chojo

Proof of Thrawn's Omnipotence

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And the best for last, which is like totally unexpected and unsurprising; gotta give a shoutout to my big homie, my brother from another mother, G-Unit big man, @Zed60K. Dude is like, the Morpheus to my Neo, the Bill to my Ted, the Sundance Kid to my Butch Cassidy, the Ed Wuncler III to my Gin Rummy, the Caesar to my Jojo. He's like my partner in crime for this and the most radical dude behind the scenes that I don't give enough credit for. Game recognizes game, and you got all the game. So all of you fools, respect this man in this specific context! Because if Thrawn respects him, then you know said person is deserving of respect.

 

Archives and stuff.

Spoiler: Antiquity

May 5th 2013 - Yumeria
May 12th 2013 - Samurai Shodown
May 14th 2013 - Apocalypse Zero
May 17th 2013 - Ichigo 100%

Spoiler: The Forging and Damias' Reign, With His Abandonment of the Throne

2013

1. Majuu Sensen - June 13-18
2. Delinquent in Drag - June 23
3. Kampfer - June 25-30
4. Digital Devil Story Megami Tensei - July 5
5. Tokyo Revelation - July 6
6. Ping Pong Club - July 12-30
7. Eiken - August 9
8. Softenni August 13-19
9. Softenni Specials - August 21
10. Ultimate Teacher - August 22
11. Tokyo Tribe 2: GOOSH GOOSH - Aug 31-Sept 5
12. Dracula Eating a Cheeseburger - September 13
13. Seikon no Qwaser - Sept 15-26
14. Seikon no Qwaser OVA/Picture Drama Sept 29
15. Seikon no Qwaser II - Oct 3-Oct 8
16. Seikon no Qwaser II Picture Drama - October 9
17. Reign: The Conqueror - October 11-16
18. Dark Cat - October 26
19. Roots Search - October 30
20. Malice@Doll - November 9/10
21. Battle Royal High School - December 1
22. Crystal Triangle - December 22
23. Itsudatte My Santa - December 29

2014

1. Tenkuu Danzai Skelter Heaven - January 31
2. California Crisis: Gun Salvo - February 9
3. Usagi-chan de Cue!! - February 15
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Superman Legend - February 23
5. Bayonetta: Bloody Fate - March 2
6. Idol Fighter Su-Chi-Pai - March 9
7. Violence Jack 1: Harlem Bomber - April 6
8. Violence Jack 2: Evil Town - April 27
9. Violence Jack 3: Hell's Wind - May 4ish
10. Crystal Triangle - June 1
11. Mars of Destruction - June 8
12. GARZEY'S WING - July 22

Spoiler: The Nero Zetsubou Takes the Crown

2014

1. Vampire Wars - September 21
2. Hell Target - October 5
3. Birth: Debut - December 13
4. Monkey Punch no Sekai: Alice - December 19

2015

1. Hanappe Bazooka - January 4
2. Be-Boy Kidnapp'n Idol - January 11
3. Mujaki no Rakuen - January 18
4. Mask of Zeguy - January 25
5. Debutante Detective Corps - February 8
6. No Money Pt 1 - March 1
7. No Money Pt 2 March 8
8. Alice in the Country of Hearts: Wonderful Wonder World - March 22
9. Bio Hunter - April 26
10. Sin: The Movie - May 3
11. Pupa - May 17
12. Wicked City - May 24
13. Sword For Truth - June 7
14. Psychic Wars - June 14
15. Baoh - June 28
16. Mad Bull 34 Pt 1 - July 12
17. Mad Bull 34 Pt 2 - July 19
18. Mad Bull 34 Pt 3 - July 26
19. Mad Bull 34 Pt 4 - Aug 2
20. Papillion Rose - August 16
21. Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gautaman - September 20
22. Kuro to Kin no Akanai Kagi - October 4
23. Mujaki no Rakuen - October 25
24. Asa Made Jugyou Chu! - December 20
25. Ultimate Teacher - December 27

2016

1. Mars of Destruction - January 3
2. Skelter Heaven - January 17
3. Spectral Force - January 24

Spoiler: The Fall of The Rat Bastard Zetsubou

2016

1. Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gautaman R - February 7
2. Kekko Kamen Pt 1 - February 14
3. Kekko Kamen Pt 2 - February 21
4. Kennel Tokorozawa - February 28
5. Kanamewo - March 6
6. Kimera - March 6
7. Pussycat - March 13
8. Haru no Ashioto The Movie: Ourin Dakkan - March 13
9. Zettai Junpaku: Mahou Shoujo - March 20
10. MD Geist - March 20
11. *MD Geist 2: Death Shits - April 3
12. Chainsaw Maid - July 10
13. Call Me Tonight - July 10
14. Pussycat - July 31
15. Usagi-chan de Cue - July 31
16. Rescue Me! - August 7
17. Charge Man Ken - August 21
18. Mujaki no Rakuen - September 25

2017

1. Dragon Slayer (?) - March 5
2. Jack and the Beanstalk - May 7
3. Assylum Session - June 25
4. Garzey's Wing - July 9
5. The Hard Bounty Hunter, November 5
6. Onara Gorou, November 19
7. Doggy Poo, November 26

2018

1. Roots Search, January 8
2. Dog Soldier: Shadows of the Past, January 28
3. Black Lion, March 25
4. Cosmos Space Pink, May 20
5. Wild 7, Part 1, June 10
6. Wild 7, Part 2: Death Force, June 17
7. Calamity of a Zombie Girl, July 5
8. Download: Namu Amida Butsu wa Ai no Uta, July 22
9. Shounen Kenya, August 12
10. Dragon Century, August 19 (Not related to Dragon Knight)
11. Dragon Knight, August 26
12. The Tokyo Project, September 2
13. Crimson Wolf - September 9

Spoiler: The Milky Salvation of Thrawn

2018

1. Phantom Yuusha Densetsu - September 16
2. The Dark Myth - September 23
3. Kagaku na Yatsura - September 30
4. Wizardry - October 6
5. Iron Virgin Jun - October 14
6. Demon Hunter Makaryuudo - October 21
7. Apocalypse Zero - October 28
8. Twinkle Nora Rock Me! - November 4
9. Cipher - November 4 (Double down baby)
10. Nineteen 19 - November 11 BOYS BOYS BOYS
11. Long Distance Call - November 18
12. 1+2=Paradise - November 25
13. Junkboy - December 2
14. Blue Flames - December 9
15. Lightning Trap: Leina & Laika - December 16
16. Saviour of the Earth - December 30

2019

1. Fish in the Trap - January 6
2. Hell Target - January 13
3. Elysium - January 20
4. Hon-Ran - January 27
5. Dragon's Heaven - February 3
6. Nothing - February 10
7. Choujikuu Romanesque Samy: Missing 99 - February 17
8. The Humanoid - March 3
9. Akai Koudan Zillion Utahime Yakyoku - March 17
10. Red Hawk: Weapon of Death - March 24
11. Captain of Cosmos - April 1
12. Cosmic Fantasy: Ginga Me Hyou no Wana - April 7
13. Kosuke and Rikimaru: Dragon of Konpei Island - April 14

Spoiler: The New Thrawnocracy

2019
1. Funny Pets - April 28
2. Funny Pets S2 - May 5
3. Defenders of Space (Nominated by Meron) - May 12
4. Lily Cat - May 19
5. I Dream of Mimi aka Buttobi!! CPU (Nominated by Meron) - May 26
6. Seoul Station (Nominated by Grizz) - June 2
7. The Gakuen Choujotai - June 9
8. Micro Teukgongdae Diatron 5 (Nominated by Zed60k) - June 16
9. Dracula Eating a Burger - June 30
10. Very Private Lesson July 7
11. Darkside Blues (Nominated by Zed60k who pussed out less than a quarter way through) July 14
12. Rokudenashi Blues (1992) July 21
13. Gude Crest - The Emblem of Gud, July 28
14. Battle Royal High School, August 4
15. Vampire Wars, August 11
16. Debutante Detective Corps, August 18
17. Cybernetics Guardian (Nominated by RoyalOss), August 25
18. Ninja Gaiden, September 1
19. Early Reins, September 8
20. Nora, September 15
21. Twinkle Nora Rock Me!, September 22
22. Outlanders, September 29
23. Panzer Dragoon, October 6
24. Umezu Kazuo no Noroi, October 13
25. Spectral Force, October 20
26. Tabidachi: Ami Shuushou, October 27
27. The Laughing Target, November 3
28. Tokyo Revelation, November 10
29. Black Lion, November 17
30. Negadon: The Monster From Mars, November 24
31. Big Wars, December 1
32. Legend of Lemnear, December 8
33. Itsudatte My Santa, December 15
34. Kero Kero Keroppi no Christmas Eve no Okurimono, December 22
34.5. Sonic: Night of the WereHog, December 22
35. Cosmo Police Justy, December 29

2020

1. Scoopers - January 5
2. Iczelion Fight!! Iczer-One - January 12
3. Mermaid's Scar - January 19
4. Judge - January 26
5. Locke the Superman - February 2
6. Violence Jack 1 - February 9
7. My My Mai - February 16
8. Sushi Police - February 23
9. Violence Jack 2: Evil Town - March 1
10. The Chocolate Panic Picture Show totally not racist - March 8
11. Violence Jack 3 Hell's Wind - March 15
12. RAINBOW MOUNTAIN LET'S GO UP, ONWARD, FORWARD TO THE TOP! - March 22
13. MD Geist - March 29
14. B. B. Fish - April 5
14. 5 Training With Hanako - April 5
15. Cosmos Pink Shock - April 12
16. Wicked City HD - April 19
17. Seikima II Humane Society: Jinrui Ai ni Michita Shakai - April 26
18.9 - Sin in the Rain - May 3
18.91 - Bathtime with Hinako & Hiyoko - May 3
18.92 - Bathtime with Hinako & Hiyoko Special - May 3
19. Wounded Man Part 1 - May 10
20. Wounded Man Part 2 - May 17
21. Eiji - May 24
22. Baoh - May 31
23. Midori - June 7
24. Ladius - June 14
25. Fujimi Orchestra - June 21
26. Demon City Shinjuku - June 28
27. Lensman - July 5
28. Sleeping With Hinako - July 12
29. Me Gumi no Daigo - July 19
30. Zunda Horizon - July 26
31. Shin Kabukichou Story Hana no Asukagumi! - August 2
32. Hana no Asukagumi! 2: Lonely Cats Battle Royale - August 9
33. Papa to Kiss in the Dark - August 16
34. Shootfighter Tekken - The Tough Pt 1- August 23
35. Shootfighter Tekken - The Tough Pt 2- August 30
36. Maryuu Seiken Pt 1 - Sept 6
37. Maryuu Seiken Pt 2 - Sept 13
38. Princess Minerva - Sept 20 (Italian)
39. Metal Skin Panic MADOX-01 - Sept 27
40. Guilstein - Oct 4
41. The Dark Myth - Oct 11
42. Blood Reign: Curse of the Yoma - Oct 18
43. Dracula: Sovereign of the Cheeseburgers - Oct 25
44. Mezzo Forte - Nov 1
45. One Million-Year Trip: Bander Book - Nov 8 (Italian?)
46. Kanashimi no Belladonna - Nov 15
47. The Hard Bounty Hunter - Nov 22
48. Pupa - Nov 29
49. Prefectural Earth Defense Force - Dec 6
50. Kyoufu Densetsu Kaiki! Frankenstein - Dec 13
51. Itsudatte My Santa! - Dec 20 (English/French)
52. MD Geist (Eng) - Dec 27

2021

1. Apocalypse Zero (Dub) - Jan 3
2. Battle Arena Toshinden (Terrible dub) - Jan 10
3. Capricorn - Jan 17
4. Delinquent in Drag - Jan 24
5. Eien no Aseria: Spirit of Eternity Sword - Jan 31
6. Grey: Digital Target (Enzo Matrix dub) - Feb 7
7. Girl From Fantasia - Feb 14
8. Houkago no Shokuinshitsu - Feb 21
9. Iya na Kao Sarenagara Opantsu Misete Moraitai - Feb 28
10. Joker: Marginal City - Mar 7
11. Kennel Tokorozawa - Mar 14
12. Labyrinth of Flames - March 21
13. Mad Bull 34 - March 28
14. Mad Bull 34 pt 2 - April 4
15. No Money pt1 - April 11
16. No Money pt 2 - April 18
17. Outlanders - April 25
18. Chainsaw Maid + Psycho Diver: Soul Siren - May 2
19. Pussycat + Quiz Magical Academy 1+2 May 9
20. More Chainsaw Maid + Ryokunohara Labyrinth May 16
21. Sonic Soldier Burgman: Last Battle - May 23
22. Tenbatsu Angel Rabbie/Tenkuu Danzai Skelter Heaven - May 30
23. Urban Square: Kouhaku no Tsuigeki - June 6
24. Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer - June 13
25. Wanna-Be's - June 20
26. Xanadu Dragonslayer Densetsu - June 27
27. Yuukan Club - July 4
28. Ziggy: Soreyuke! R&R Band - July 11
29. Psychic Force - July 18
30. Yajikita Gakuen Douchuuki - July 25
31. Cyber City Oedo 808 pt 1- August 1
32. Cyber City Oedo 808 pt 2 - August 8
33. Genocyber pt 1 - August 15
34. Genocyber pt 2 - August 22
35. Mechano Scientific Attack Force - August 29
36. Madara pt 1 - September 5
37. Madara pt 2 - September 12
38. The Flying Luna Clipper - September 19
39. Cosmic Fantasy: Ginga Me Hyou no Wana - September 26
40. Goku: Midnight Eye - October 3
40.5. Goku II: Midnight Eye - October 3
41. Dog Soldier: Shadows of the Past - October 10 - DTAB After Hours #1
42. Riding Bean - October 17
43. Dracula: Sovereign of the Cheeseburgers - October 24
44. Digital Devil Story Megami Tensei - Halloween
45. Cosmos Pink Shock - November 7 - DTAB After Hours #2
46. Aika Zero - November 14
47. Cipher - November 21
48. Alice in the Country of Hearts: Wonderful Wonder World - November 28
49. Take the X Train - December 5
50. The Samurai - December 12
51. Itsudatte My Santa - December 19
52. Early Reins - December 26

2022
1. Ping Pong Club Episodes 1+2 + Propeller - January 2
2. Amon Saga - January 9
3. MD Geist - January 16
4. Ninja Gaiden - January 23
5. Call Me Tonight - January 30
6. Grappler Baki: The Ultimate Fighter - February 6
7. Burn Up! - February 13
8. Birth - February 20
9. Demon Fighter Kocho - February 27 - DTAB After Hours #3?
10. Abunai Sisters - March 6
11. Wicked City - March 13
12. Baoh - March 20
13. Aoi Sekai no Chuushin de - March 27
14. Street Fighter IV - April 3
15. Majo Demo Steady - April 10
16. Wizardry - April 17
17. Metal Skin Panic MADOX-01 - April 24
18. Kotetsu no Daibouken - May 1
19. Garzey's Wing - May 8
20. Tokyo Revelation - May 15
21. Cleopatra - May 22
22. Black Magic M66 - May 29
23. Kagaku na Yatsura - June 5
24. Asa Made Jugyou Chu - June 12
25. The Qwaser of Stigmata: Portrait of the Empress - June 19
26. Aki Sora - June 26
27. Aki Sora: Yume no Naka - July 3
28. Gekidol Ep 1/Alice in Deadly School The Animation - July 10
29. Ayane's High Kick - July 17
30. Nora - July 24
31. Twinkle Nora Rock Me! - July 31
32. Why the Hell are You Here, Teacher!? Thirteenth Period - August 7
32.93. Be-Boy Kidnapp'n Idol - August 7
33. Papillon Rose OVA (Meowjob) - August 14
34. 38-39°C/Jeom - August 21
35. MD Geist - August 28 (DTAB Early Hours #1)
36. MD Geist II: Death Force - September 4 (DTAB Early Hours #2)
37. Delpower X Bakuhatsu Miracle Genki! - September 11
38. Gakuen Tokusou Hikaruon - September 18
39. Yebisu Celebrities - September 25
40. Very Private Lesson - October 2
41. Ichi the Killer: Episode 0 - October 9
42. Hengen Taima Yakou Karura Mau! Nara Onryou Emaki - October 16
43. Mugen Shinshi: Bouken Katsugeki Hen - October 23
44. Dracula Eats a Burger - October 30
45. Nineteen 19 - November 6
46. Hell Target - November 13
47. Crystal Triangle - November 20
48. Dark Cat - November 27
49. Funny Pets - December 4
50. Funny Pets 2 - December 11
51. The Assylum Session - December 18
52. Itsudatte My Santa! - December 25 - Annual Rewatch, Merry Christmas!

2023
1. Popee the Performer S1 - January 1
2. Popee the Performer S2 - January 8
3. Popee the Performer S3 - January 22
4. Katsugeki Shoujo Tanteidan - January 29
5. Alice - February 5
6. The Guyver: Bio-Booster Armor - February 12 (1-3)
7. The Guyver: Bio-Booster Armor - February 19 (4-6)
8. Vampire Wars - February 26
9. Canary - March 5
10. High School Agent - March 12
11. Puppet Princess - March 19
12. Sprite: Between Two Worlds - March 26
13. Horror of the Underworld - April 2
14. Assemble Insert - April 9
15. Hyper Doll - April 16
16. Maris the Chojo - April 23
17. Fire Tripper - April 30
18. Laughing Target - May 7
19. Kuro to Kin no Akanai Kagi. - May 14
20. TWD Express Rolling Takeoff - May 21
21. Wagahai wa Inu de Aru: Don Matsugorou no Seikatsu - May 28
22. Tokyo Daigaku Monogatari - June 4
23. Dragon Fist - June 11
24. Panzer Dragoon - June 18
25. Rescue Me! - June 25
26. Sin: The Movie - July 2
27. Zetsuai 1989 - July 9
28. Bronze: Cathexis Koji Nanjo - July 16
29. Bronze: Zetsuai Since 1989 - July 23
30. High School Jingi - July 30
31. Birth: Debut - August 6
32. Archetypes Forces - August 13
32.5. Highschool of the Dead: Drifters of the Dead - August 13
33. The Siamese: First Mission - August 20
34. Kimera - August 27
35. Wild 7 pt.1 - September 3
36. Wild 7 pt 2 - September 10
37. Hanappe Bazooka - September 17
38. Body Jack: Tanoshii Yutai Ridatsu - September 24
39. The Dark Myth - October 1
40. Apocalypse Zero - October 8
41. The Island of Giant Insects Movie - October 15
42. ARAGNE: Sign of Vermillion - October 22
43. Dracula: Sovereign of the Cheeseburgers - October 29
44. Bio Hunter - November 5
45. Kizuoibito - November 12 - (1-2)
46. Kizuoibito - November 19 - (3-5)
47. Dead Girls - November 26

 

I am DTF

Which stands for Down To Fwatchshittyanime

 

Whoa Thrawn putting in some effort and ACTUALLY STARTING A THREAD? WTF IS THIS.

 

This guy Fsteaks.

 

Haen't seen this since back when he wanted to see everyone fuq in the shipping thread

 

Bless you, bruv @Thrawn and may you take this club into a new era of prosperity and dementia.

 

I was going to start it last month but I forgot. Told @AngelBeatsYui and @Zed60K about this kickass shit I made for this thread a week or two ago but also forgot. But then I realized today I had to give a heads up for some real raunchy shit that I wanted to watch as a group and decided on creating the thread so I could make note of the raunchy shit for next week and just watch Funny Pets this week.

And Funny Pets 2, it's all for that to enlighten those who couldn't watch it on NicoNico half a decade or so ago.

And so I can get more credit for my DTAB work and become a despotic god-emperor.

When it comes to shitty anime, I'm still lazy. When it comes to things, I'm thing. This is definitely a long con thing. And it may have to do with some perverted things.

You were a good emperor, until you neglected your empire. Now you are rewarded for your efforts with a stout keep by the sea, with servants to attend to your every need.

 

This shall be a new era for us shitty anime connoisseurs.

 

Funny Pets

That was retarded, but dark retarded levels of WTF.

1/5

 

Funny Pets

Imagine you went to heaven but god said nah, I have other plans, and forced you to live within this atrocity shaped like a crescent head with a sadistic robotic homonculous reciprocation of human life named funny, and a great old one when he was 2.5 years old. You suffer through life dying in agonizing abstract ways the kind that satan himself would concoct on a particularly artful state of mind type of day, and that's just your life forever.

You'd bake yourself into a cake too.

Rest in piece everyone.

3/10

 

What was wrong with the other thread that we needed a new thread? Will the other thread be locked?

 

it's a new era!

 

Because that rat fuck @Damias, who I can shittalk on the forums because I can still @ him, is here and not doing shit in the DTAB thread despite the original post being in his name, may the first emperor rest in pieces. And that fucknut @ZetsubouKaiji, who I shittalk on forums and in Discord because he too is a ratfuck corrupt mod who barely does shit in DTAB anymore because he's a beta normie fuckwaffle, also isn't doing shit and because he was the second emperor, may he rest in pieces too, blame is thrown on him. And I, the one who kept the tradition and dream, society and establishment alive without any of their help because they suck eggs kept it going and shit without a thread to log it all because I can't just edit the shit in the thread because I'm not OP and we lost all the shit due to some shitwad mod who deleted that shit because they're a shitwad stuffed with shit so I decided to create a new thread with the blessing of the God Emperor above all so I can be a totally not tyrannical ruler of tyranny and a just and benevolent ruler who can log shit and get the accolades he deserves because said previous emperors, who are DEAD in all but actual death, ain't got shit because all shit got deleted and shit and this is a new regime that deserves its own thread because Thrawn is worth it.

Basically: Me want thread to cat-log DTAB. Me power-hungry.

 

I locked the old thread to avoid confusion. It'll still be sitting here in case anyone gets nostalgic for the times of yore.

 

Funny Pets

It had no funnies nor pets. This is blatant false advertisement. 1/10

 

Funny Pets is some lit shit, and it has some cartoony existential dread that is often missing from anime. This is a mythical world, free from the constraints of the "real world", and the show uses that, and its CGI assets, to great creative effect. The characters are all unsympathetic moral wretches, happy to screw each other over for the pettiest reasons. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Of course, Popee is still the superior work, with a better cast, a more adroit handle of the slapstick comedy, and the shorter runtimes make the episodes more frantic in pace, which is only a good thing in concentrated comedy skits like these.

5/10

 

Braindead Pets 2

So much death...
Way funnier than the first season.

2.0/5

 

Funny Pets S2
Even better than the first episode, what with the scatological terror and body horror parts. They really gave their all in the fucked up creativity department this time. The only letdown is the stinker of a final episode.

6/10

 

Funny Pets 2

To be quite frank, one needs a significant amount of intellect to understand Funny Pets Plus (Or Funny Pets 2 if it fancies your jimmies). Compared to the exemplary controversial and yet masterpiece (heh, but not quite magnum opus) first season, it encapsulates the psychological, metaphysical, physiology and to be fair, a great amount of disciplines are portrayed to a very deep extent that challenges the human mind and the existentialism of what humanity is. Why, just earlier today we watched an episode where the Moon performed controversial experiments on a corpse, eventually wearing it like a second skin like Buffalo Bill and performing ritualistic, almost satanistic dances and singing a song that can only be likened to yet again, deities of the evil sort. As divinity struck and destroyed the world around them (A metaphorical alegory to the ruined, decaying world of ours today and a subtle reference to early 20th century Russian literature), music exploded out of the music player in the pool enacting the creation of life a la The Dawn of Creation and evolutionism in a combination of artistry and nature.

The sheer diversity of mature subject matter ensures that kids wouldn't understand and adults would be sickened but those who are enlightened can tell what the author is portraying, how all these themes relate to the human psyche and the disturbing displays are a metaphor for humans themselves and the depths we will go to. Truly part of the golden age of anime and an evolutionary upgrade from the first season.

5/10