DTAB – Damn That Anime Is Bad One of the most prestigious, esteemed, intellectual, populated by attractive dank individuals and magnanimous institutions ever formed on Anime Planet. A history that dates back to 2012 or sometime ago in an older time period, an old age where people frolicked watching good shit like a bunch of people that don’t have time to watch crap. And then the works of Ryuji Masuda was unearthed from an ancient tomb of unknowable unknowns. The works unearthed? Popee the Performer and Funny Pets, two series that began a new age, a golden age where cultured people gathered together to watch crappy anime and talk shit about it. This age was the dawn of shitposting for Anime Planet and the dawn of crappy anime, and the beginning of DTAB. How it works: Each Sunday at 4pm EST (GMT-4 but don't trust me on that), we gather at the temple of DTAB in Discord and through SyncVideo or Rabbit if SyncVideo craps out on us or Caracal if it's on the Tube and someone else has it and can host- we watch the crappy anime in question and comment on it throughout in Discord. The link to the anime will be provided on Sunday. Simple, right? Show up at the stated time, get the link to the vid room and you’re off to the races for a better tomorrow! Picks Picks are announced ahead of time for most weeks, just in-case a pick of yaoi, excessive manly violence and flex nut badassery, 80s titties, excessive gorn a combination of the above or any other such graphic content comes up, you can just skip the week and come back next week if it’s not to your taste, so you don’t show up for nothing. Or some picks may be rewatches because you’re already cultured enough to watch such a pick and we're required to do rewatches now and then. A general rule but not really is that an R or 18A rated pick wouldn't be on 2 weeks in a row, so it would be something adult, then something for all ages, then adult and etc. This is liable to not happen. Picks are also crap, so they'll either be so bad it's good, so bad it's bad or so bad it's a sin against nature itself. They also may have totally awesome soundtracks while everything else is crap, but that's an 80s thing. Time wise, we mostly do OVAs/Movies under 90 minutes, and not full series or OVAs that are over 90 minutes total. Sometimes this may change due to our beloved El Presidente Thrawn because he follows no rules but his own. God bless him. God-Emperor Thrawn reserves the right to change the upcoming list at his pleasure with no notice to you peasants. Link to Discord: https://discord.gg/XybDbD9 If you're new to the Discord, make sure you fully read the rules when you join, and sign up for notifications by reacting in the #role-assignment channel, and remember when DTAB starts and on what day, Sunday at 4PM EST. And there you have it. DTAB, one of the greatest (And will always be #1) clubs in A-P history, with ol’ Thrawn as the current El Presidente, third leader of the Empire, first of his name and best of all 3 Emperors. So mark your Sundays down for DTAB time and join some new pals in watching crappy anime! In honour of Emperor Damias, the first leader and ZetsubouKaiji, second emperor. And of the greatest emperor, God Emperor Thrawn the Modest. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Currently Airing (This Sunday at 4pm EST) Liable to change with no notice May 1 - The Adventures of Kotetsu Upcoming Attractions: Spoiler: Injustice, Year 4 (Order is for conformists man) Sin: The Movie Birth: Debut Kuro to Kin no Akanai Kagi. Youkaiden Nekome Kozou Ep 1 - DTAB Pilots Street Fighter Waza no Tabibito Claymation marathon Indian Summer Assemble Insert Legend of a Rabbit: The Martial of Fire Horror of the Underworld Aura Battle Dunbine: The Tale of Neo Byston Well Sprite: Between Two Worlds Oz TWD Express Rolling Takeoff Chargeman Ken 57 Puppet Princess High School Agent Maris the Chojo Proof of Thrawn's Omnipotence And the best for last, which is like totally unexpected and unsurprising; gotta give a shoutout to my big homie, my brother from another mother, G-Unit big man, @Zed60K. Dude is like, the Morpheus to my Neo, the Bill to my Ted, the Sundance Kid to my Butch Cassidy, the Ed Wuncler III to my Gin Rummy, the Caesar to my Jojo. He's like my partner in crime for this and the most radical dude behind the scenes that I don't give enough credit for. Game recognizes game, and you got all the game. So all of you fools, respect this man in this specific context! Because if Thrawn respects him, then you know said person is deserving of respect.
Archives and stuff. Spoiler: Antiquity May 5th 2013 - Yumeria May 12th 2013 - Samurai Shodown May 14th 2013 - Apocalypse Zero May 17th 2013 - Ichigo 100% Spoiler: The Forging and Damias' Reign, With His Abandonment of the Throne 2013 Majuu Sensen - June 13-18 Delinquent in Drag - June 23 Kampfer - June 25-30 Digital Devil Story Megami Tensei - July 5 Tokyo Revelation - July 6 Ping Pong Club - July 12-30 Eiken - August 9 Softenni August 13-19 Softenni Specials - August 21 Ultimate Teacher - August 22 Tokyo Tribe 2: GOOSH GOOSH - Aug 31-Sept 5 Dracula Eating a Cheeseburger - September 13 Seikon no Qwaser - Sept 15-26 Seikon no Qwaser OVA/Picture Drama Sept 29 Seikon no Qwaser II - Oct 3-Oct 8 Seikon no Qwaser II Picture Drama - October 9 Reign: The Conqueror - October 11-16 Dark Cat - October 26 Roots Search - October 30 [email protected] - November 9/10 Battle Royal High School - December 1 Crystal Triangle - December 22 Itsudatte My Santa - December 29 2014 Tenkuu Danzai Skelter Heaven - January 31 California Crisis: Gun Salvo - February 9 Usagi-chan de Cue!! - February 15 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Superman Legend - February 23 Bayonetta: Bloody Fate - March 2 Idol Fighter Su-Chi-Pai - March 9 Violence Jack 1: Harlem Bomber - April 6 Violence Jack 2: Evil Town - April 27 Violence Jack 3: Hell's Wind - May 4ish Crystal Triangle - June 1 Mars of Destruction - June 8 GARZEY'S WING - July 22 Spoiler: The Nero Zetsubou Takes the Crown 2014 Vampire Wars - September 21 Hell Target - October 5 Birth: Debut - December 13 Monkey Punch no Sekai: Alice - December 19 2015 Hanappe Bazooka - January 4 Be-Boy Kidnapp'n Idol - January 11 Mujaki no Rakuen - January 18 Mask of Zeguy - January 25 Debutante Detective Corps - February 8 No Money Pt 1 - March 1 No Money Pt 2 March 8 Alice in the Country of Hearts: Wonderful Wonder World - March 22 Bio Hunter - April 26 Sin: The Movie - May 3 Pupa - May 17 Wicked City - May 24 Sword For Truth - June 7 Psychic Wars - June 14 Baoh - June 28 Mad Bull 34 Pt 1 - July 12 Mad Bull 34 Pt 2 - July 19 Mad Bull 34 Pt 3 - July 26 Mad Bull 34 Pt 4 - Aug 2 Papillion Rose - August 16 Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gautaman - September 20 Kuro to Kin no Akanai Kagi - October 4 Mujaki no Rakuen - October 25 Asa Made Jugyou Chu! - December 20 Ultimate Teacher - December 27 2016 Mars of Destruction - January 3 Skelter Heaven - January 17 Spectral Force - January 24 Spoiler: The Fall of The Rat Bastard Zetsubou 2016 Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gautaman R - February 7 Kekko Kamen Pt 1 - February 14 Kekko Kamen Pt 2 - February 21 Kennel Tokorozawa - February 28 Kanamewo - March 6 Kimera - March 6 Pussycat - March 13 Haru no Ashioto The Movie: Ourin Dakkan - March 13 Zettai Junpaku: Mahou Shoujo - March 20 MD Geist - March 20 *MD Geist 2: Death Shits - April 3 Chainsaw Maid - July 10 Call Me Tonight - July 10 Pussycat - July 31 Usagi-chan de Cue - July 31 Rescue Me! - August 7 Charge Man Ken - August 21 Mujaki no Rakuen - September 25 2017 Dragon Slayer (?) - March 5 Jack and the Beanstalk - May 7 Assylum Session - June 25 Garzey's Wing - July 9 The Hard Bounty Hunter, November 5 Onara Gorou, November 19 Doggy Poo, November 26 2018 Roots Search, January 8 Dog Soldier: Shadows of the Past, January 28 Black Lion, March 25 Cosmos Space Pink, May 20 Wild 7, Part 1, June 10 Wild 7, Part 2: Death Force, June 17 Calamity of a Zombie Girl, July 5 Download: Namu Amida Butsu wa Ai no Uta, July 22 Shounen Kenya, August 12 Dragon Century, August 19 (Not related to Dragon Knight) Dragon Knight, August 26 The Tokyo Project, September 2 Crimson Wolf - September 9 Spoiler: The Milky Salvation of Thrawn 2018 Phantom Yuusha Densetsu - September 16 The Dark Myth - September 23 Kagaku na Yatsura - September 30 Wizardry - October 6 Iron Virgin Jun - October 14 Demon Hunter Makaryuudo - October 21 Apocalypse Zero - October 28 Twinkle Nora Rock Me! - November 4 Cipher - November 4 (Double down baby) Nineteen 19 - November 11 BOYS BOYS BOYS Long Distance Call - November 18 1+2=Paradise - November 25 Junkboy - December 2 Blue Flames - December 9 Lightning Trap: Leina & Laika - December 16 Saviour of the Earth - December 30 2019 Fish in the Trap - January 6 Hell Target - January 13 Elysium - January 20 Hon-Ran - January 27 Dragon's Heaven - February 3 Nothing - February 10 Choujikuu Romanesque Samy: Missing 99 - February 17 The Humanoid - March 3 Akai Koudan Zillion Utahime Yakyoku - March 17 Red Hawk: Weapon of Death - March 24 Captain of Cosmos - April 1 Cosmic Fantasy: Ginga Me Hyou no Wana - April 7 Kosuke and Rikimaru: Dragon of Konpei Island - April 14 Spoiler: The Golden Age of an Empire Reborn 2019 1. Funny Pets - April 28 2. Funny Pets S2 - May 5 3. Defenders of Space (Nominated by Meron) - May 12 4. Lily Cat - May 19 5. I Dream of Mimi aka Buttobi!! CPU (Nominated by Meron) - May 26 6. Seoul Station (Nominated by Grizz) - June 2 7. The Gakuen Choujotai - June 9 8. Micro Teukgongdae Diatron 5 (Nominated by Zed60k) - June 16 9. Dracula Eating a Burger - June 30 10. Very Private Lesson July 7 11. Darkside Blues (Nominated by Zed60k who pussed out less than a quarter way through) July 14 12. Rokudenashi Blues (1992) July 21 13. Gude Crest - The Emblem of Gud, July 28 14. Battle Royal High School, August 4 15. Vampire Wars, August 11 16. Debutante Detective Corps, August 18 17. Cybernetics Guardian (Nominated by RoyalOss), August 25 18. Ninja Gaiden, September 1 19. Early Reins, September 8 20. Nora, September 15 21. Twinkle Nora Rock Me!, September 22 22. Outlanders, September 29 23. Panzer Dragoon, October 6 24. Umezu Kazuo no Noroi, October 13 25. Spectral Force, October 20 26. Tabidachi: Ami Shuushou, October 27 27. The Laughing Target, November 3 28. Tokyo Revelation, November 10 29. Black Lion, November 17 30. Negadon: The Monster From Mars, November 24 31. Big Wars, December 1 32. Legend of Lemnear, December 8 33. Itsudatte My Santa, December 15 34. Kero Kero Keroppi no Christmas Eve no Okurimono, December 22 34.5. Sonic: Night of the WereHog, December 22 35. Cosmo Police Justy, December 29 2020 1. Scoopers - January 5 2. Iczelion Fight!! Iczer-One - January 12 3. Mermaid's Scar - January 19 4. Judge - January 26 5. Locke the Superman - February 2 6. Violence Jack 1 - February 9 7. My My Mai - February 16 8. Sushi Police - February 23 9. Violence Jack 2: Evil Town - March 1 10. The Chocolate Panic Picture Show totally not racist - March 8 11. Violence Jack 3 Hell's Wind - March 15 12. RAINBOW MOUNTAIN LET'S GO UP, ONWARD, FORWARD TO THE TOP! - March 22 13. MD Geist - March 29 14. B. B. Fish - April 5 14. 5 Training With Hanako - April 5 15. Cosmos Pink Shock - April 12 16. Wicked City HD - April 19 17. Seikima II Humane Society: Jinrui Ai ni Michita Shakai - April 26 18.9 - Sin in the Rain - May 3 18.91 - Bathtime with Hinako & Hiyoko - May 3 18.92 - Bathtime with Hinako & Hiyoko Special - May 3 19. Wounded Man Part 1 - May 10 20. Wounded Man Part 2 - May 17 21. Eiji - May 24 22. Baoh - May 31 23. Midori - June 7 24. Ladius - June 14 25. Fujimi Orchestra - June 21 26. Demon City Shinjuku - June 28 27. Lensman - July 5 28. Sleeping With Hinako - July 12 29. Me Gumi no Daigo - July 19 30. Zunda Horizon - July 26 31. Shin Kabukichou Story Hana no Asukagumi! - August 2 32. Hana no Asukagumi! 2: Lonely Cats Battle Royale - August 9 33. Papa to Kiss in the Dark - August 16 34. Shootfighter Tekken - The Tough Pt 1- August 23 35. Shootfighter Tekken - The Tough Pt 2- August 30 36. Maryuu Seiken Pt 1 - Sept 6 37. Maryuu Seiken Pt 2 - Sept 13 38. Princess Minerva - Sept 20 (Italian) 39. Metal Skin Panic MADOX-01 - Sept 27 40. Guilstein - Oct 4 41. The Dark Myth - Oct 11 42. Blood Reign: Curse of the Yoma - Oct 18 43. Dracula: Sovereign of the Cheeseburgers - Oct 25 44. Mezzo Forte - Nov 1 45. One Million-Year Trip: Bander Book - Nov 8 (Italian?) 46. Kanashimi no Belladonna - Nov 15 47. The Hard Bounty Hunter - Nov 22 48. Pupa - Nov 29 49. Prefectural Earth Defense Force - Dec 6 50. Kyoufu Densetsu Kaiki! Frankenstein - Dec 13 51. Itsudatte My Santa! - Dec 20 (English/French) 52. MD Geist (Eng) - Dec 27 2021 1. Apocalypse Zero (Dub) - Jan 3 2. Battle Arena Toshinden (Terrible dub) - Jan 10 3. Capricorn - Jan 17 4. Delinquent in Drag - Jan 24 5. Eien no Aseria: Spirit of Eternity Sword - Jan 31 6. Grey: Digital Target (Enzo Matrix dub) - Feb 7 7. Girl From Fantasia - Feb 14 8. Houkago no Shokuinshitsu - Feb 21 9. Iya na Kao Sarenagara Opantsu Misete Moraitai - Feb 28 10. Joker: Marginal City - Mar 7 11. Kennel Tokorozawa - Mar 14 12. Labyrinth of Flames - March 21 13. Mad Bull 34 - March 28 14. Mad Bull 34 pt 2 - April 4 15. No Money pt1 - April 11 16. No Money pt 2 - April 18 17. Outlanders - April 25 18. Chainsaw Maid + Psycho Diver: Soul Siren - May 2 19. Pussycat + Quiz Magical Academy 1+2 May 9 20. More Chainsaw Maid + Ryokunohara Labyrinth May 16 21. Sonic Soldier Burgman: Last Battle - May 23 22. Tenbatsu Angel Rabbie/Tenkuu Danzai Skelter Heaven - May 30 23. Urban Square: Kouhaku no Tsuigeki - June 6 24. Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer - June 13 25. Wanna-Be's - June 20 26. Xanadu Dragonslayer Densetsu - June 27 27. Yuukan Club - July 4 28. Ziggy: Soreyuke! R&R Band - July 11 29. Psychic Force - July 18 30. Yajikita Gakuen Douchuuki - July 25 31. Cyber City Oedo 808 pt 1- August 1 32. Cyber City Oedo 808 pt 2 - August 8 33. Genocyber pt 1 - August 15 34. Genocyber pt 2 - August 22 35. Mechano Scientific Attack Force - August 29 36. Madara pt 1 - September 5 37. Madara pt 2 - September 12 38. The Flying Luna Clipper - September 19 39. Cosmic Fantasy: Ginga Me Hyou no Wana - September 26 40. Goku: Midnight Eye - October 3 40.5. Goku II: Midnight Eye - October 3 41. Dog Soldier: Shadows of the Past - October 10 - DTAB After Hours #1 42. Riding Bean - October 17 43. Dracula: Sovereign of the Cheeseburgers - October 24 44. Digital Devil Story Megami Tensei - Halloween 45. Cosmos Pink Shock - November 7 - DTAB After Hours #2 46. Aika Zero - November 14 47. Cipher - November 21 48. Alice in the Country of Hearts: Wonderful Wonder World - November 28 49. Take the X Train - December 5 50. The Samurai - December 12 51. Itsudatte My Santa - December 19 52. Early Reins - December 26 2022 1. Ping Pong Club Episodes 1+2 + Propeller - January 2 2. Amon Saga - January 9 3. MD Geist - January 16 4. Ninja Gaiden - January 23 5. Call Me Tonight - January 30 6. Grappler Baki: The Ultimate Fighter - February 6 7. Burn Up! - February 13 8. Birth - February 20 9. Demon Fighter Kocho - February 27 - DTAB After Hours #3? 10. Abunai Sisters - March 6 11. Wicked City - March 13 12. Baoh - March 20 13. Aoi Sekai no Chuushin de - March 27 14. Street Fighter IV - April 3 15. Majo Demo Steady - April 10 16. Wizardry - April 17 17. Metal Skin Panic MADOX-01 - April 24 18. Kotetsu no Daibouken - May 1 19. Garzey's Wing - May 8 20. Tokyo Revelation - May 15 21. Cleopatra - May 22 22. Black Magic M66 - May 29 23. Kagaku na Yatsura - June 5 24. Asa Made Jugyou Chu - June 12 25. The Qwaser of Stigmata: Portrait of the Empress - June 19 26. Aki Sora - June 26 27. Aki Sora: Yume no Naka - July 3 28. Gekidol Ep 1/Alice in Deadly School The Animation - July 10 29. Ayane's High Kick - July 17 30. Nora - July 24 31. Twinkle Nora Rock Me! - July 31 32. Why the Hell are You Here, Teacher!? Thirteenth Period - August 7 32.93. Be-Boy Kidnapp'n Idol - August 7 33. Papillon Rose OVA (Meowjob) - August 14 34. 38-39°C/Jeom - August 21 35. MD Geist - August 28 (DTAB Early Hours #1) 36. MD Geist II: Death Force - September 4 (DTAB Early Hours #2) 37. Delpower X Bakuhatsu Miracle Genki! - September 11 38. Gakuen Tokusou Hikaruon - September 18 39. Yebisu Celebrities - September 25 40. Very Private Lesson - October 2 41. Ichi the Killer: Episode 0 - October 9 42. Hengen Taima Yakou Karura Mau! Nara Onryou Emaki - October 16 43. Mugen Shinshi: Bouken Katsugeki Hen - October 23 44. Dracula Eats a Burger - October 30 45. Nineteen 19 - November 6 46. Hell Target - November 13 47. Crystal Triangle - November 20 48. Dark Cat - November 27 49. Funny Pets - December 4 50. Funny Pets 2 - December 11 51. The Assylum Session - December 18 52. Itsudatte My Santa! - December 25 - Annual Rewatch, Merry Christmas! 2023 1. Popee the Performer S1 - January 1 2. Popee the Performer S2 - January 8 3. Popee the Performer S3 - January 22 4. Katsugeki Shoujo Tanteidan - January 29 5. Alice - February 5 6. The Guyver: Bio-Booster Armor - February 12 (1-3) 7. The Guyver: Bio-Booster Armor - February 19 (4-6) 8. Vampire Wars - February 26 9. Canary - March 5 10. High School Agent - March 12 11. Puppet Princess - March 19
I was going to start it last month but I forgot. Told @AngelBeatsYui and @Zed60K about this kickass shit I made for this thread a week or two ago but also forgot. But then I realized today I had to give a heads up for some real raunchy shit that I wanted to watch as a group and decided on creating the thread so I could make note of the raunchy shit for next week and just watch Funny Pets this week. And Funny Pets 2, it's all for that to enlighten those who couldn't watch it on NicoNico half a decade or so ago. And so I can get more credit for my DTAB work and become a despotic god-emperor. When it comes to shitty anime, I'm still lazy. When it comes to things, I'm thing. This is definitely a long con thing. And it may have to do with some perverted things. You were a good emperor, until you neglected your empire. Now you are rewarded for your efforts with a stout keep by the sea, with servants to attend to your every need.
Funny Pets Imagine you went to heaven but god said nah, I have other plans, and forced you to live within this atrocity shaped like a crescent head with a sadistic robotic homonculous reciprocation of human life named funny, and a great old one when he was 2.5 years old. You suffer through life dying in agonizing abstract ways the kind that satan himself would concoct on a particularly artful state of mind type of day, and that's just your life forever. You'd bake yourself into a cake too. Rest in piece everyone. 3/10
Because that rat fuck @Damias, who I can shittalk on the forums because I can still @ him, is here and not doing shit in the DTAB thread despite the original post being in his name, may the first emperor rest in pieces. And that fucknut @ZetsubouKaiji, who I shittalk on forums and in Discord because he too is a ratfuck corrupt mod who barely does shit in DTAB anymore because he's a beta normie fuckwaffle, also isn't doing shit and because he was the second emperor, may he rest in pieces too, blame is thrown on him. And I, the one who kept the tradition and dream, society and establishment alive without any of their help because they suck eggs kept it going and shit without a thread to log it all because I can't just edit the shit in the thread because I'm not OP and we lost all the shit due to some shitwad mod who deleted that shit because they're a shitwad stuffed with shit so I decided to create a new thread with the blessing of the God Emperor above all so I can be a totally not tyrannical ruler of tyranny and a just and benevolent ruler who can log shit and get the accolades he deserves because said previous emperors, who are DEAD in all but actual death, ain't got shit because all shit got deleted and shit and this is a new regime that deserves its own thread because Thrawn is worth it. Basically: Me want thread to cat-log DTAB. Me power-hungry.
I locked the old thread to avoid confusion. It'll still be sitting here in case anyone gets nostalgic for the times of yore.
Funny Pets is some lit shit, and it has some cartoony existential dread that is often missing from anime. This is a mythical world, free from the constraints of the "real world", and the show uses that, and its CGI assets, to great creative effect. The characters are all unsympathetic moral wretches, happy to screw each other over for the pettiest reasons. I wouldn't have it any other way. Of course, Popee is still the superior work, with a better cast, a more adroit handle of the slapstick comedy, and the shorter runtimes make the episodes more frantic in pace, which is only a good thing in concentrated comedy skits like these. 5/10
Funny Pets S2 Even better than the first episode, what with the scatological terror and body horror parts. They really gave their all in the fucked up creativity department this time. The only letdown is the stinker of a final episode. 6/10
Funny Pets 2 To be quite frank, one needs a significant amount of intellect to understand Funny Pets Plus (Or Funny Pets 2 if it fancies your jimmies). Compared to the exemplary controversial and yet masterpiece (heh, but not quite magnum opus) first season, it encapsulates the psychological, metaphysical, physiology and to be fair, a great amount of disciplines are portrayed to a very deep extent that challenges the human mind and the existentialism of what humanity is. Why, just earlier today we watched an episode where the Moon performed controversial experiments on a corpse, eventually wearing it like a second skin like Buffalo Bill and performing ritualistic, almost satanistic dances and singing a song that can only be likened to yet again, deities of the evil sort. As divinity struck and destroyed the world around them (A metaphorical alegory to the ruined, decaying world of ours today and a subtle reference to early 20th century Russian literature), music exploded out of the music player in the pool enacting the creation of life a la The Dawn of Creation and evolutionism in a combination of artistry and nature. The sheer diversity of mature subject matter ensures that kids wouldn't understand and adults would be sickened but those who are enlightened can tell what the author is portraying, how all these themes relate to the human psyche and the disturbing displays are a metaphor for humans themselves and the depths we will go to. Truly part of the golden age of anime and an evolutionary upgrade from the first season. 5/10