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  • ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about falling through the sky, towards the unknown! The clouds below you are getting closer and closer and you can see Canti struggling to reach the cord for his parachute. He's trying but none of his legs seem to be able to reach.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You let go of the dapper owl and Goldilocks while trying to slide towards the cord while using Canti's arm. Right before you can reach it you hear a soft poofy sound and all of a sudden you can't see anything anymore, finding yourself now in the middle of the clouds.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You try to reach for where you think the cord is, it takes you a few tries but you manage to grab hold of it. Yoink! The parachute opens up but you still can't see what's going on...
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    Canti is trying to roll up his parachute that he used the day before because he knows that it'll be needed today if you want to go 'rescue' zombie Bill. You didn't see a path leading down the steep cliff and you also can't see what's at the bottom of the cliff due to clouds blocking the view. "Ready for today's adventure Canti?", as you pat 'm on the head.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    "Beep-boop!" as he tries to tock the parachute back into his body. "M-m-morning!". You look over to where the yawn came from and see the dapper owl as he ruffles his feathers. You can imagine that any normal person would let out this big yawn but the dapper owl has a beak, so he can't. "Hope you slept well!". The dapper owl nods his head.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    I guess we're just waiting on Goldilocks to wake up. But you can already tell that it'll be a while, she's snoring like a m@#^%r f^#*(r. You sneak up to Goldilocks and stick your finger in her mouth when it opens. She wakes and sits up, rubs her eyes and looks around confused but when she sees you waving she lets herself drop, rolls over again and falls asleep.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You're the leader of your team and you're playing against Canti. Canti was allowed to pick first and went with a few Pokemon characters, K-on girls and the Konasuba cast. You managed to get the Monogatari and Sayonara, Zetsubou-Sensei girls... along with the FLCL crew. The game takes up the whole afternoon and everybody is having wat too much fun cheating and laughing.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    Your team wins easily, mainly because Haruko is just a badass pitcher. The Konasuba girls were there but didn't know how to play, especially Darkness kept throwing herself at the ball. Pikachu tried to zap the ball. The K-on girls never managed to hit the ball at all. Senjougahara kept hitting the balls out of the park.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You decided to put Chiri on first base and even if the other team hit the ball, they were too scared to even come close to her. Goldilocks got to play with Shinobu and the dance-off between Canti and Canti was a great way to finish off the episode. Big BBQ on a massive fire, followed by an early night sleep since you were all exhausted after such a long day.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about making your way back up the cliff after retrieving Goldilocks' blade by pulling it out of zombie Bill's body. Zombie Bill fell from the big birds' nest, through the clouds and into the nothingness.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    While trying to reach for the ledge, Canti leans forward and grabs you with 4 of his legs. Even though the blade was super sharp, you had it between your teeth the whole time. If you had lost your focus you could have probably ended up with some really bad cuts. You take the blade out of your mouth and give it back to Goldilocks, who is now happily jumping around.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    The dapper owl looks at you, "Did you find Bill?".You start to sweat. "Yeaaaahhh... but... I was too late... he he he O-o-one of those birds pushed 'm out of the nest right when I got there". "So, where is he now?". You point back down the cliff, "D-d-down there".
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about making your way to the bird's nest that's located halfway down a really steep cliff, in order to find your friend Zombie Bill. You can feel the nest under your feet and you're trying your best to not step on any birds that are also still in the nest, the chirping is obnoxiously loud.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You turn around and you're shocked to find zombie bill, sitting on his knees. Impaled by Shin..o..b... I mean Goldilock's blade, the Kokorowatari. His head leaning backward. You grab the blade with both your hands and put a foot on zombie Bill's head and try to pull the blade out of his chest. The birds don't seem to be aggravated by your presence...
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    But it's clear that they don't like Bill's presence in their nest. You're trying to pull with all your might but it seems the blade is stuck on something. "BEEP-BOOP?", you hear from the top of the cliff. You slip, the blade slides out of zombie Bill and Bill's body tips out of the nest, straight down the cliff. You sit there, trying to take it all in... While the birds are celebrating.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    May you have sweet dreams about finding a giant bird's nest on the side of a cliff. You start climbing down the cliff as the rest of the team stares as you all nervously. Even you feel uncomfortable on this steep cliff.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You try to put your foot on a rock that's sticking out of the wall but as you put your weight on the rock it becomes detached from the rest of the wall and starts to fall down towards the clouds. You slip, almost falling down yourself but you manage to grab a hold of a small vine. "BEEP-BOOP!". You look up and give them a wink, trying to get them to calm down.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    Nobody is even paying attention now. The dapper owl and Canti are running around in circles, panicking like crazy and Goldilocks has her hands in front of her ey... e... mask. You're getting closer to the next, you can hear the birds chirping bellow you.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about trying to figure out where Goldilocks' Kokorowatari blade ended up after she threw it at the giant bird that was trying to fly off with you. Luckily the blade killed the bird but the blade has gone missing ever since.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    "So we landed here and the ramp was over there...", as you put your hand above your eyes, looking for something shiny in the nearby bushes. "I threw it with quite a pace, so it would have gone a bit further out that way", Goldilocks replies. The dapper owl flies over to Canti and sits on his back while the friendly robot spider starts cutting down the nearby bushes and trees.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    It doesn't take long before they reach a cliff. "You think it fell all the way down?", as you peek over the edge. "Oh my". You peek down and you know you're pretty high up but you can't quite make out how high up you are since a cloud makes it impossible;e to see. "Beep-boop!". Canti starts pointing to the side of the cliff, where you just see a bird's nest.
    The site was down when I tried to say goodnight last night, good afternoon though
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    Goof afternoon m'lady! Hehe... I was in the middle of a business meeting myself when I came to realize that I hadn't posted a story yet. Worked in my fav :p
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You quickly grab a hold of Goldilocks and she starts to hug you tightly as you're both now freefalling. Both of you start to scream while closing your eyes... Is this the end? All of a sudden you both stop falling, you quickly open your eyes to see that the small but courage dapper owl has managed to grab a hold of your collar while Goldilocks is holding on to you rightly.
    UniversalParanoia1
    UniversalParanoia1
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK!
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about being picked up by a giant bird that's now trying to fly off with you. As the big bird flaps his wings, he starts to laugh! You look back and see Canti coming out of the cave. He turns into a bike and you see Goldilocks jumping on him... with the dapper owl following closely.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    It seems that Goldilocks has never driven a bike before and it takes her a few minutes to get the hang of it but you can tell her confidence is growing quickly and before you know it she's hitting a ramp with full speed. Canti the bike is coming towards you... Goldilocks tries to stand up, readying herself to try and jump towards you.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    It seems the big bird is flying a little too high and Canti's leap didn't have enough power. That's when Goldilocks attempts her jump. You try to reach out to her... Goldilocks reaches out to you as well but it's no use... You can see Canti opening his parachute and gently gliding back to the ground... but what will happen to Goldilocks?
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about wondering why a giant bird fell out of the sky while you're teasing Goldilocks with a box of donuts. There is a slight hesitation but you quickly give a nod to Goldilocks, who quickly jumps on the birds back. You, run over and try and grab the big bird by its feet.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    The bird starts to fight the both of you, by rolling around on the ground which results in it throwing Goldilocks off. Luckily you're still holding the big bird by its legs... Hang on, if it can carry zombie Bill then it clearly shouldn't have any problem carrying you around. As it starts to find it's balanced and starts spreading its wings, you already know what's going to happen and start to panic a little.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You try to hold on to the bird's legs as you realize your own legs aren't touching the ground anymore. "NANI!?!? GOLLDDDIIII... CANNNTTIIII.... HALP!".
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    Goldilocks is holding a box, with on top of that a bag. It's a donut box... 16 donuts are written on it. Goldilocks walks over to you and pushes the box in your arms and quickly sits down near the fire. The dapper owl flies over to your shoulder, "Sorry for leaving m'lady but the little lady was worried and couldn't sleep but also didn't want to worry you too much".
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You open the box... and you're surprised to find all 16 donuts. "Goldilocks, would you like a do...". Before you even finished your sentence she gets up and charges the box and as a reaction you stick your arm out, keeping the box away from her as far as possible. "Sit!", you scream. Goldilocks quickly sits down like a cute little puppy. "Paw!".
    UniversalParanoia1
    UniversalParanoia1
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about looking for clues to find your friends that snuck off in the middle of the night and also trying to find zombie Bill who had been snatched up by a giant bird. After running away from a naked boy for a while you've somewhat made your way back to the cave where you took shelter from the giant bird.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You let out a loud sigh and look over at Canti, "We might have to take a short break. My energy levels are rather low since I didn't get the chance to eat anything yet". Canti nods his head and starts making his way back into the cave. You follow him closely. All of a sudden Canti puts a few of his arms on his head and makes a really strange beep-boop noise.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    "What is it Canti?", you ask him. Canti points at the wall. There are two messages carved into the wall, although one has a line going through it. The first line reads, "We'll be right back, gone to look for food. Turned Canti off for a bit, bright light kept me up". The second line reads, "Found donut place, came back but nobody here. Gone out again looking for you both".
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about trying to not make eye contact with a boy that's hiding in the bushes and is wearing nothing but a yellow and black bandana on his head. The blushing boy looks over at you, "It's not what you think!". You try and turn away, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK?".
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    "D-d-did you see a pig jumping into the bushes?". "Well... yah...". You turn around and stare at the boy with a really awkward look in your eyes. "D-d-do you know the pig?". "Yeah... We're one... and the same". Now your face has gone all red. "W-w-wait?! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? C-C-CANTI... LETSSSSSSSS GOOO".
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    The boy thinks about what he just said and tries to figure out your reaction. "Wait! No! It's not what you think!". The boy jumps out of the bushes to try and apologize for the misunderstanding but knowing he's naked just makes you want to get away from him even faster... "R-r-run Canti! Run!". Canti doesn't even want to know what's going on and just follows you.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about being put back on the ground by Canti after you saw a black little piggie and had a serious craving for bacon. You roll your shoulders forward in disappointment, this is the saddest you've ever felt since he was such a cute little ball of bacon and you knew it would have been delicious!
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    Canti tries to make you feel better by patting you on the head but it doesn't really ease the pain. Suddenly, the bushes start to move again. Instantly your eyes get large, to a point that they're about to pop out of your head and the massive tongue starts to roll out of your mouth. Canti is trying to grab you but you're jumping for joy, making it hard to catch you.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You move towards the bushes, ready to pounce the little pig... but... an odd-looking dude wearing a yellow and black bandana sticks his head out of the bush. "E-e-excuse me! Have you seen my clothes... by any chance? He-he-he". "Are you n-n-naked?". The boy starts to blush. "EWWWWW GROSS! SO GROSS! You're so gross sempai... ewwww... gross"
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