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Dub voice actors be like: ee zoo koo mid door ee yuh

Elden Ring? More like how am I expected to function in society right now when this game exists.

Normalize playing the lowest note on a handheld keyboard when you enter a room.

Does a double rainbow mean double gay, or does the second rainbow cancel out the gay of the first rainbow?

Oden wouldn't be Oden if it wasn't boiled

No bitches?

It's 2025. The PS5 was proven in court to be a psyop by the CIA. It doesn't exist. Crypto miners are buying their own NFT's for billions.

I'm old enough to remember when Attack on Titan looked good

Don't fall for "Nobody is 'forcing' you to do anything." Say coerced or threatened instead of forced, to get your point across.

"Do you think this sequence has enough impact?" "Just play You Say Run over it, I'm sure it'll be fine."

When every entitled asshole in the world is yelling at you to obey them, it's your job to take a wide stance, and give them the finger.

Occam's aftershave: the least blunt version of the simplest answer is the most easy to accept.

"You are on the wrong side of history" is a good villain line.

This just in: recent study shows people who use the word "bestie" probably the most toxic people of all time

Nobody can agree on when life begins, but we all know that life ends at Wal-Mart

Gatekeeping gets a bad rep but it can honestly be a good thing.

That men in black forgetty flashy thing would come in super handy in real life

Anxiety attacks suck.

To clarify, on that last profile post I was referring to the Last Day of the 12 Days of Christmas, or Epiphany, which is today.

Sharks are smooth no matter which angle you touch it from