Rascal

I don't wanna get political but if I was gonna wear a fucking mask to work ever again I'd become a goddamn firefighter

Since you enjoy the way I dance, I did recently procure zirconium pants, which, consequentially, may be enough to slip you into a trance.

I was just shortchanged 4 cents. This is straight up sedition and treason

The situation is being monitored, and we're circling back to monitor the circling of the back monitor situation monitored circling.

Me watching the country implode with my popcorn like

The best way to converse on the internet is to picture a real human being in front of you.

Heinz, vud you please fetch me ze flammenwerfer, mein strudel is in need of a brulee

The best is yet to come

The year is 2025: stanning jungkook is mandatory federal law

It's happening. They're coming for us. Soon, there will be nobody to speak for you.

Normalize Anime Originals

I love honey bunches of stoats, my favorite pest control method/cereal

If you ever don't know how to end your story, look up "cartoon rabbit demons making a giant smoothie out of humans" for inspiration

Today, freedom of speech on the internet died an agonizing death. Rest in peace.

Step aside, all others. Ranker gets the title of the worst website of all time.

I find it fascinating that you continually detail your sexual relations with my mother despite your earlier remarks on her obesity. Curious

This is me first dollar, this is me first dime. If you think you can take em, you're running out of time

Knock knock. Who's there? Corona virus 2. This is a Joker joke.

just had an extraordinarily large burrito