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  • ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about hiding in a bush, trying to jump a girl, Riko, who's looking for her friend with a bunch of zombies. Why? Because you want to go look for your own friend, who is also a zombie, and these zombies are slowing you down but you're hoping that your zombie friend is not in this group.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    It's gone rather quiet and you can't see the girl, whose name you've already forgotten too. It's not like you hate her but... you're not a huge fan of her high pitch voice. You turn around, trying to see where the zombies are but right when you're about to look you feel a hand placed on your shoulder.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    "YAHALOOO!". Your heart stops for a second, you turn around and you see Riko. "HOLY SHIT... THAT SCARED THE BEEP OUT OF ME! ". Riko smiles at you but her facial expression changes as it seems she's trying to tell you something which is when you feel another hand touching your shoulder. "YAHALOOO!".
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about wanting to lure a bunch of zombies that aren't zombie Bill, at least you hope, onto Riko who is searching for her friend Reg. After having a good laugh you start to sneak towards her by using the nearby bushes as cover.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You can hear Riko calling out for Reg but it seems that she's moving away from you. You try to move some of the branches out of the way but as you're peeking through the bushes you can't see her anywhere. She's also stopped calling out for Reg. What happened? Did the zombies get her already?
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    The zombies themselves are surprisingly quiet too. You turn around and peek through the other end of the bushes and you can still see the zombies getting slowly closer. "A-a-am I doing the right thing?".
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    But you decided to go into the direction where the girl, whose name you forgot, was looking for zombie Bill and her friend Reg. Maybe you can dump them on her and it'd leave you and your friends alone. A smirk appears on your face. It's not that you want anything bad to happen to people but she should have been dead already...
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    It's just...uhmmm... meant to be! As you keep moving along, you slow down the pace a little so that the zombies can keep up with you. You hear a gentle voice calling out the name Reg. It must be her! You stand tall and move a hand in front of your mouth, closing your eyes a little, tilt your head slightly upwards and an evil laugh appears out of your mouth.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    OHHHHHO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about thinking that you just roasted zombie Bill with some fancy metal gizmo that's normally attached to Reg that shoots laser beams. While checking on the state of this deep-fried zombie you hear more zombie noises from behind you.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You slowly turn your head and you notice a little army of zombies with their arms stretched out walking towards you. "Eek!". You quickly start to move towards the metal gizmo that you placed on the ground to pick it up. You scoop it up with one hand and hold it somewhat tightly to your chest but not too close because you're scared because it could shoot another laser beam.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    They're these old school zombies from the '70s movies, so they can't really run so luckily you can manoeuvre yourself out of trouble easily. You don't want to sprint like a maniac because going out of breath would be a bad thing. About 10 of them are chasing you... But with some closer inspection, doesn't seem that any of them are zombie Bill. Phew!
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! may you have sweet dreams about finding a metal object that should normally be attached to Reg's arm. While trying to clean it, you activated the thing which resulted in it shooting zombie Bill, who you were looking for in the first place. "B-B-Bill!", you scream while running towards zombie Bill.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    "Bleharghhghhh". He looks a little crispy, smells a little burned, sounds a little odder than normal but he's... moving? So he should be okay? Right?! You walk around zombie Bill who's not really acting like himself. His eyes are focussed on you though, following your every move.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    "You alright Bill? I'm soooooo sorry about everything that has happened to you!". "Blehharghghghhhh....". "Uhmmm... Bill?". You squint your eyes a little. You're not quite sure but did that last Bleharghghghgh come from behind you?
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about finding a part of Reg's arm but not the rest that should be attached to it. It's a nice shiny metal, you can see your own reflection in it but you also see a mark on it... The mark is ruining your reflection as it now seems you've got a moustache. You start rubbing that area on the metal thingy with your sleeve.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    It's started making a strange humming sound which gets louder and louder. You try to cover it up, hoping the noise would stop. But the noise changes, now it sounds like it's about to lift off. You quickly place it on the ground, take a few steps back and start looking around for help. Komi-san would be proud of the face you're making.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    WHOOOSH! A giant bright laser beam shoots out of Reg's arm. You can feel the heat and its power. Luckily the beam lasted only a second but it's clear that it left quite a path of destruction. A split mountain, a few incinerated trees and... a deep-fried zombie?!?! ""o-o-oopsie!!! H-h-hi Bill...B-b-bill?!! BILL!!!".
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about trying to find your friend zombie Bill and Riko's friend Reg who both fell from a really tall cliff. You found Riko, trapped in a bush and she seems to be okay but she couldn't tell you much about her friend. You've decided to split up, to be able to cover more ground.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    "What a strange place", you think to yourself. There are green pipes, like the ones from before, spread out all over the place. You're too scared to check them out because of the big weird piranha plant that you came across on that little island when you were trying to escape the giant shark. You start to giggle. It's been quite an adventure..
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    As you start to daydream a little, you trip over a big weird metal thing on the ground. "What's this?". You grab the metal object from the ground. "Wasn't this part of that boy's arm?". As you clean the metal object, you see a reflection of yourself, "Damn, Who is this cutie?! He-he-he... seriously though, where is that boy?".
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about pulling Riko from a bush, at the bottom of the cliff that... zombie Bill pushed her off. You're somewhat excited that she's still alive but her friend, Reg, and zombie Bill are still missing. Riko seems happy that you've rescued her but... questions!
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    "Riko, do you know where your friend Reg is?", you ask her. Riko scratches her head. "I kinda lost what happened to him. We managed to lock eyes for a second while falling but I hit a few branches on the way down that slowed down my fall but it also made me lose sight of Reg". "Well, can't be too far away from here right?", you smile at her awkwardly.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    "Y-y-you remember that strange z-z-zombie that was with us? He fell off the cliff too", as you scratch your head. "OH NO! I'm sure we'll find them both!". "Yuuuuuuupppp... I feel we should spread out so we can cover more distance! H-h-he-he-he". "Beep-boop!". "Right!".
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    Yah, work was keeping me busy. Bloody meetings. G'morning m'lady! May you have had sweet dreams about being happy that you've got both feet back on the ground. The dapper owl flies down from the mushroom, landing on your shoulder. You start looking around for the bush that you saw with the legs sticking out.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    After looking around for a bit, you see the bush and point it out. All of you start moving towards the bush. You grab one leg and Goldilocks grabs the other. Canti puts his arms on your and Goldilocks' shoulders. With a little bit of pressure, you pull the body of a blond girl out of the bush. The girl falls on her butt and looks around.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    "YOU'RE THAT GIRL FROM THE ELEVATOR!". You start to smile. It's Riko! But at the same time, the feeling of guilt kicks in because she's all the way down here die to zombie Bill's big butt. "F-f-fancy meeting you here! HE HE HE". "Oh yah! When we last saw you, a gust of wind pushed me off the cliff, so unfortinate". "Y-y-yeah... he he he... W-w-wind".
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about staring at the circle on the ground that Goldilocks just jumped through. You're not quite sure what just happened but you hear a faint voice coming from below the mushroom. Canti, the dapper and you all run to the edge of the mushroom you have a look who's yelling. You see Goldilocks, waving her arm like crazy.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    "Come", she screams. You walk towards the circle on the ground and see Goldilocks through the hole waving at you. "How's this even possible, i-i-is this a portal?". You can see Goldilocks bend her knees and reach out towards you. A hand comes through the hole in the ground. You're confused but you quickly grab the hand and a second later you're being pulled through to the other side by Goldilocks.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You find yourself on the ground, looking up the giant mushroom. You wave at Canti and the dapper owl who are still on top of the mushroom. You let Canti knows it's safe and a moment later he's also trying to push himself through the hole. He's a bit bigger than the hole itself, a bit of a squeeze. The dapper owl said f-that and just flew down from the mushroom.
    Goodnight guys! Online school starts for me tomorrow, wish me luck!
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    After she created a black circle on the ground, one with a blue border, she now walks over to edge of the mushroom. She motions you to stand back and aims her hand pistol at the ground. She pulls her hand back as if she just shot somebody and you can now see a circle on the ground but this time it has a red border. "What magic is this?", you ask Goldilocks.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    Goldilocks puts her arms behind her back and starts to skip towards the bla... c... wait.. it's not black anymore. Still has a blue border but as you stare at the circle, you see the mushroom you're standing on but from the perspective as if you were standing on the ground. Goldilocks doesn't hesitate a second and jumps right into the circle she had created. "what the...".
    Gens
    Gens
    Staying safes, good stuff.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about trying to peeking over the side of the giant bouncy yellow mushroom with red dots, trying to see if you can find your friend zombie Bill that you pushed down a steep cliff 'by accident'.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You jump up a little and call your friend over to see what you've spotted. There are some legs sticking out of one of the green bushes below you. "Is it Bill?". The rest of the team tries to have a look. Canti's eyes zoom out a little. "Build in binoculars aye? Lucky". "Beep boop!". Goldilocks is still trying to get your attention, it would have been easy if she would just speak.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    Canti can't tell you for certain if it's Bill or not since he never really paid attention to what Bill wears. Finally, you look over Goldilocks whose starting to become really impatient. She makes a gun with her fingers, aims at the ground and a blue circle appears on the ground. "Blue circle?", as you scratch your head.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about landing on top of a giant bouncy mushroom after falling down a really steep cliff. After bouncing around for a bit you try to regain your balance, wanting to look over the edge of the mushroom to see what's down below. Hopefully, Bill didn't bounce too far away.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    As you peek over the edge you see a lot of brown cracked tiles. Weird green bushes with eyes. There are a few grass platforms, surrounded by water... you turn around to look at the mushroom you're on and even that is a weird ugly yellow with red dots. "What is this weird level?". Canti wants to come and have a look but he's too busy trying to fix the parachute.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You wouldn't mind asking the dapper owl to glide you down but you know his wings must be tired after the whole blowing up experience, it would probably be a good idea to let him rest for a bit. Goldilocks comes over to you after swallowing her blade again, she wants to show you another one of her tricks. Oh oh...
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about nearing the bottom of your fall, laughing loud with your friends and with tears rolling down your cheeks. All you can do is laugh, you don't want to even think about the misfortunes that might happen shortly.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    As you're trying to catch your breath, you quickly grab Goldilocks and the dapper owl while Canti tries to curl up into a ball to protect you as much as possible. You close your eyes, yet again. You hear a loud boink and all of a sudden you find yourself going back upwards. You quickly open your eyes... Your legs are starting to move, trying to regain your balance.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    As you're touching the ground again you bounce back up. "What the...". "Beep-boop?". Goldilocks is laughing once again, trying to do summersaults. The dapper owl has started flapping his wings again, analyzing the area. "It seems you've landed on a bouncy mushroom m'lady!". Your eyes light up. For a moment you thought this was the end but fun on your adventure has returned yet again.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about the dapper owl trying to easily glide you all done safely but he's struggling to do so to you and Goldilocks. The both of you have just been laughing so hard that the dapper owl is struggling to not laugh himself, the air coming out of his beak is making some reallt awkward farting-like noises.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    He has reached his limit, he can't do it anymore. His little beak starts to open up and a really loud laugh can be heard by all. Tears of joy rolling down his cheek. All the air disappears from his little body and the speed that you're all falling with increases greatly. You wish you could worry about the drop itself but the laughter has just taken over.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    Always look on the bright side of life... *whistles*
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about crossing your fingers, hoping that a really blown up mister dapper owl will be able to hold his breath long enough so you don't all plunge to your death. It doesn't sound good though, the sounds of wet farts is only getting louder and louder.
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    You can't help but start to chuckle. Goldilocks catches a glimpse of your cheeky grin and starts to laugh too. The dapper owl is trying not to look at you both but the sounds coming out of his beak are only getting weirder and louder. He's trying his best to not laugh himself, bis little owl face is becoming bright red...
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    It's just making you laugh even harder because he looks so stupid. Goldilocks can't contain herself anymore. Tears are rolling down her cheek and it doesn't take you long before your in tears as well. The dapper owl wants to complain but he can't say anything so he's trying to let you know to quit it but it's just making these wet fart noises even weirder. What a way to go!
    Goodnight! How will we survive this drop?!
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    "We're saved!", as you and Goldilocks quickly slide into the basket. You look over the ledge and your head starts to spin with what a long way down it still is. "Good job mister dapper owl!, Our Sav..i...". You start to hear the sound that reminds you of a wet fart and it doesn't take you long to figure out what's going on. Mister dapper owl is losing air fast...
    UniversalParanoia1
    UniversalParanoia1
    ACrankyOldMan
    ACrankyOldMan
    @UniversalParanoia1 The dapper owl, use your mega super buff attack! The dapper owl casts Mega super buff, it wasn't very effective!
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