Rascal

I used to think Memento was about a pirate captain who really liked scotch mints

Cancelled on social media for making racist statement that "all lacroix tastes the same"

What's the deal with the moon, right? Like, crater, I hardly know her!

"Close your eyes bro." "Okay bro." "What do you see bro?" "A-P Dark mode, bro." "That's my life when I'm with you bro." "Bro. Wait, what?"

The UI MIGHT be drunk.

Manga is just fancy storyboards for anime. Change my mind.

Just a Wham, Bam, Shang-a-lang and a sha-la-la-la-la-la thing.

Indescribable newly discovered material frustrates scholars. "This is going to put us out of business." Says disgruntled columnist.

The jokes write themselves, folks! No, really. The comedy industry has been taken over by sentient self-writing jokes. Stand-up is dead.

Must seem like a godsend to edgy songwriters that the words "insane" and "brain" rhyme.

Me pretending to sing along to japanese hip hop be like https://youtu.be/xHby_3c03gU

Nezuko is the baby yoda of anime

Thinking of switching to a Movie Sonic avatar so I can engage in avatar fisticuffs with @Starletka

Almost 20 years later and Wind Waker is still one of the best video games I've ever goddamn played.

Not bad... you managed to make me exhale through my nose at your meme. Looks like I'll have to use 20% of my power

I went to the condom store but they were all out of magnums! Magnum condoms are the kind of condom that I use! Magnums! Magnum condoms!

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo - Papa Smurf

I dispise waking up late

The only thing I hate more than forum posts is irony

I may be poor, but when it comes to friends, I have none