Vuh

Sometimes you just gotta eat your body weight in cheese and hope for the best

Definitely should NOT have mixed wine, beer, aand whiskey last night. Thank god it's a short workday

Forget Christmas - these holiday parties are straight up dominating my bank account

"WhY wOnT mY cHeCk ClEaR tOmOrRoW" -every Sunday until the heat death of the universe

You haven't lived if you haven't watched a Korean musical with a cast of fish animated in Maya

Guess I gotta take the LSAT again. This time I swear I'll take it sober.

I can't trust people who pronounce the L in "calm"

I feel like being forced to watch Infinite Stratos is punishment for some kind of sin I've committed.

Thanksgiving was wonderful. Now back to the grind

Tres leches is happiness given material form.

Bought three new games even though I have no time to play them because I have zero self control. Help.

Leave it to Fate/Apocrypha to test the physical limits of my TV speakers.

Staying awake to do laundry is the adult equivalent of being grounded

Just give me a bathtub full of BBQ and marinara sauce and I'll figure out the rest.

Disco ain't dead, baby! Yeah!

"Planets are big" -best video game quote of all history

The shift from hell is finally over. Everyone in town just gotta come to the bank on DST, huh?

The fact that I'm effectively training people higher than my pay grade to do their jobs actively annoys me. At least I get a ride to work

Of course the Nets lose by 1 point in overtime the one time I place a bet.

New York in anime: SPOTLIGHTS! GLITTER! IRL New York: "aye man spare a cigarette?" and that weird smell that drifts from New Jersey