Rascal

The ents are going to war. No time for dinner. Happy early black friday from a walmart employee.

Thanksgiving is cool and all, but have you ever heard of raid shadow legends

Happy thanksgiving, from the turkey in your oven

Turkey in the gamer chair. What slurs will he use

Yeah, I'm so bad, I kick my own ass twice a day. Shit, you ain't sayin' nothin'!

Sometimes it snows in april; but that snow will never stick

You sure eating a lot of shit for someone in shit-eating distance

"This is the maximum hardness I can achieve" - kirishima

So das it huh, we some kinda anime planet

I, ain't been gettin' high, well maybe a little baby I don't wanna lie

Love is the fulfillment of life

So you just gon bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

A mythical bird, entranced by existence, drowning in low-fi and memes

Hi, you're cool. Want to get bubble tea?

About to eat this banana

And that's called JAZZ!

Home is behind; the world ahead

Imagine you're interviewing someone, and they start getting really smug and Die Meistersinger von Nürnberg starts playing out of nowhere

0% sex. 0% money. 0% drugs & alcohol. 0% talent. 100% frosted flakes.

I know one day I'll be content, but considering that it probably won't come from where I currently want it to, that doesn't help me now.