interregnum

Come on: I’ve got a persecution complex…you’ve got a martyr complex--I think we’d be great together!

Impending ill-timed love confession? Just gonna pause this and pace in a different room for 20 minutes to build up the courage to see it.

ALGORITHM & BLUES.

@OneCraftyLadyyyyy...Real Girl is picking on meeeee.

Alive & Amplified! Well, conscious and indifferent--but it's an improvement!

[interregnum will remember this.]

#FriendshipPolice

Dear diary...

Not unlike Oscar Wilde, I find it harder and harder--every day--to live up to my Hitagi Senjogahara mug.

I don't know everything--I just happen to know this. "This" being how to use the Wikipedia app on my phone.

I am concerned by the ease with which I succumb to the lure of vending machine cinnamon buns.

I'm starting to think it's not a coincidence that to jack in the box you crank it 'til pop goes the weasel.

Ah, sore throat-induced deep voice. If you're looking for someone to do audio for your Draco Malfoy fanfiction, ladies, now's the time.

Eleven years I have waited, plotting. Enjoy the time you have left, Vampire Weekend--I am the one who gives a f*** about an Oxford comma.

Dear sinus infection, Make up your f***ing mind. Ever yours...apparently, Me

One man's trash is another man's neighbor's trash.

My dear Wormwood, They've translated the Eromanga Sensei manga. Your affectionate uncle, SCREWTAPE

"Step into my parlor," said the spider to the fly. To which the fly responded, "The f***'s a parlor?" And thus did his ignorance save him.

'Tis better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and...and...f***, I knew it a minute ago.

Wiener.