Rascal

*moves the object instance out of the do while loop scope after struggling for an hour with program* I AM A GENIUS, WORSHIP ME MORTALS :D

My college has these little "isolation desks" in the library to ensure maximum echo chamber safe space security, very progressive

Ah, now we play the game of perpetual sick-sniffing while looking down at my phone until such time as I happen upon some tissue

Man I turn my back for just thirty minutes and... oh... there... aren't that many new posts. Huh. Did not expect that

Oh, I ran out of water while watching anime. Guess I'll die.

Dropped. 0.000001 - 10 / 10. No Traps. NEXT. *clap* ANIME. *clap*

I had two ideas for threads and only remembered one of them... this is going to haunt me

If you put someone on ignore, you can't see their status, so for me the chain is still on

As spooky as google is, Facebook is far, far more evil

Hey girl are you a redditor because I want the sauce

Currently having some delicious pineapple

Oh I get it, Chainsmokers. Because it's the same cancerous shit over and over again. Clever band name

Before: "I might eat breakfast this morning, for the energy" Now: "I gotta eat breakfast or @CashewCheese will be mad at me"

Was it good for you guys? I need a cigarette. Imagine people coming to check latest thought in the morning. Imagine that and sleep soundly

TFW @HissatsuShoujo and @Thrawn go ham on the keyboard at the same time as you, it's like we're all approaching nirvana

First he ran for office, then he ran for his life. Tom Cruise stars in: "Ted Cruise" Coming summer 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT8cX2-_7pQ have a good evening everyone, remember you'll all find your place eventually.

The cat apocalypse was more threatening before we found the spray bottles

"You can do it if you try. You were made for a purpose. You were BORN for this. GIVE. YOUR. ALL." - Me to my failure of a toaster.

Sometimes I get sad, then I remember what comes up when you search "prettiest anime eyes" on image search, and then I get happy