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What are you talking about? Fapping is a very important part of life! It's a lack of fapping that's bad!Masturbation is bad.
Mcdonalds is probably the lowest tier of fast food you can get anyway.
Masturbation is bad.
I gotta go to the states just to try the fast food someday, because the standards are apparently wildly different than when one of those chains open here in Scandinavia.Not as long as Taco Bell exists.
Since the eye discussion was a thing, I'm blue baby. Little bit of grey. Pretty generic stuff.Green eyes best eyes.
Yeah no kidding. I kinda noticed that you have a profile on an anime site. It doesn't get more awkward than that.I'm a really awkward person.
I adore when people can laugh about racial differences and not get offended. You guys rockWhile we’re all talking about our eyes, mine are really dark brown. They look black and because of my tiny asian eyes, whenever I smile the white part of the eye gets covered up so it looks like my eyes are just black. Also, @UniversalParanoia1 always ask if I can fully see out of my tiny asian eyes.
Really? No one ever did this? Well Let me be the first and lastAll these eye descriptions and no one's posting their beautiful eyeballs. I am frankly very disappointed in all of you.
Only @Zed60K is atop of it. Something's very wrong with that.
Finally someone who plays tank.I've driven a Tank, and it's as much fun as you'd think.
Dammit, I was gonna click like until that Postscript.I was born in Valhalla.
(New York)
Near death experiences really change you though. That is kind of epic tbh.I went to the Grand Canyon when I was 16, and despite being the type of person who hates flying, elevators, roller coasters and driving too fast, I decided that climbing around the edge would be a fun idea and slipped and my leg went over the side (I caught myself and my mate grabbed my arm anyway) but that was probably the only real life or death experience I have ever felt. Otherwise I live a safe, crybabiboi life.
I know I'm not your real dad, but signs are not posted places to warn for danger just for insurance or conspiracy theory reasons. Be smart in dangerous places always.
Ah I had another friend who was wiccan! It's really interesting stuff tbh, not a lot of people know what the actual basis for that witch stuff is and it's good to look into. Props man.Here's one about me that most people don't know... I'm a Wiccan. I used to be the Summoner in a coven to study, then became a solitary Wiccan, otherwise known as a kitchen-witch. And despite being male, my patron is a Goddess, not a God.
By telling you all this, I guess I'm finally coming out of the broom-closet.
The older I get, the more this is true for me too. Weird how that worksAnd since we're at it: I detest sweets. Especially milk chocolate is utterly disgusting to me. However, if we're talking 70% + cocoa content, you can lure me into any trap obvious enough so not even pigeons would fall for it. I would. Willingly.
This disgusts me.For the record, they do the same shit in Africa, and have been for a long time. Unfortunately it's harder to boycott them than you might think at first glance, seeing how many brands are actually secretly Nestlé.
Oh my God. You legend.Here's one: most of you know that I'm a dad with a daughter in her late 20's- but the cool thing is that she is a successful online artist. I love it when ppl ask me what my daughter does for a living and I get to say cheerfully tell them that she makes a good living at home drawing cartoon porn. (Sorry @interregnum but ya, my kid's a real life eromanga sensei )
^ is proud of his daughter for drawing cartoon porn and making a living out of it -> best dad ever
@Gens and remember that dear brother show where that one girl was scorned because her father wrote porn? This is the kind of thing they needed, this level of chillShe grew up with my Boris Vallejo style art everywhere, so it was bound to happen. I am super proud of her- she took the art gene and ran with it...
Took me a while to find something PG-13...
"Son, I know you draw pornographics. I've seen the work you've done, and it's some of the finest porn drawings I have ever seen and I've seen a lot of them. Perfect bating time, and I'm proud of you son."
I like this out of context. Well done gentlemen"NO SON OF MINE WILL BE DRAWING THIS SHITTY SMUT! Double check your perspective for the table in the background there, its really breaking pure immersion for me as a viewer, and what is your problem with only drawing one nurse at a time? MANY NURSES, SON! THAT'S WHAT OUR FAMILY CREST SAYS!"
I wank with my left hand
I have something not as bizarre, I had an ingrown toenail which I had to get surgically removed and now one of my toenails is really fucked up and mangled and grows all weird.WYDKAM: I sliced my right pinky toe in half lengthwise when I was a kid and had it sewn back together, so now it resembles a kind of bulbous form attached to my right foot.
I also fell down a hill after crashing into a Jersey pothole/crater on my bike when I was 8 and now have a scar on my left knee the size of my hand.
Yeah no kidding. I kinda noticed that you have a profile on an anime site. It doesn't get more awkward than that.
I wank with my left hand
Congratulations on being a unique wanker.
Straight nah bro. 24/7 Chinese food joints in the hood. Those are both deadly and of questionable legality.
Masturbation is bad.
Asian street food is notorious for being shady as balls. I've learned to never question what makes the food so good, because brother, you'll wish you hadn't spent the money for that once you know.
;(Oh trust me, I know. Once upon a time in the city of Philadelphia, there existed a 24/7 Chinese food joint named the China Star on Broad St. Well, it used to exist, before it got shut down by the city for health violations. Anyway, it was right next to a lot owned by my university, which I also worked for as a groundskeeper. So one day, while maintaining the lot, me and my coworker broke into the old China Star just to snoop around. And brother, let me tell you
They never. Changed. The oil.
This rank ass oil has been through god knows what and been sitting in the fryer for so long (they didn't take their equipment), that it had turned to a thick, blackened sludge by the time we got there only a week or so after they closed. Man, all my friends getting the shits after parties in college made a lot more sense after that.
Oh my gah. Oily-ass food is bad enough without the oil being the quality of actual shit.Oh trust me, I know. Once upon a time in the city of Philadelphia, there existed a 24/7 Chinese food joint named the China Star on Broad St. Well, it used to exist, before it got shut down by the city for health violations. Anyway, it was right next to a lot owned by my university, which I also worked for as a groundskeeper. So one day, while maintaining the lot, me and my coworker broke into the old China Star just to snoop around. And brother, let me tell you
They never. Changed. The oil.
This rank ass oil has been through god knows what and been sitting in the fryer for so long (they didn't take their equipment), that it had turned to a thick, blackened sludge by the time we got there only a week or so after they closed. Man, all my friends getting the shits after parties in college made a lot more sense after that.
When in college, I considered trying out this Chinese takeaway place until I was told by a classmate that they were suspected of using dog....
1. The taste and texture of the meat was apparently different to normal beef, chicken, etc. (I wouldn't know)
2. Stray dogs and some pets had started going missing since they opened... Coincidence???
They changed names often too... Lately they've added sushi to the menu :S
I'm still not trying it.
When in college, I considered trying out this Chinese takeaway place until I was told by a classmate that they were suspected of using dog....
1. The taste and texture of the meat was apparently different to normal beef, chicken, etc. (I wouldn't know)
2. Stray dogs and some pets had started going missing since they opened... Coincidence???
They changed names often too... Lately they've added sushi to the menu :S
I'm still not trying it.
Someone get this kid a girlfriend.On a semi-related note I've had a google image tab with the search term "anime dominatrix" open all day... and I have no intention of closing it till I shut my computer off for the night
Also I've mastered the art of using the mouse in my left hand when the need arises
See, I disagree with this. Though I wouldn't call Taco Bell high quality or anything, it at least tastes decent, is great when you need a lot of food for cheap, and as s vegetarian I can actually eat there. Like, I can't even eat McDonald's French fries cuz those aren't vegetarian safe, which is ridiculous.Not as long as Taco Bell exists.
I mean the standards within one chain at two locations can be wildly different here in the states too tbh. It's strange but you can figure out which is the good taco bell if you stare at em enough.I gotta go to the states just to try the fast food someday, because the standards are apparently wildly different than when one of those chains open here in Scandinavia.
Like, I can't even eat McDonald's French fries cuz those aren't vegetarian safe, which is ridiculous.