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G'night youngling! May you have sweet dreams about you and your best friend traveling through time by getting into an old payphone booth. As an added bonus, the grim reaper is joining you too... far out dood!

*buys all the goods so there are only nights* ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

I'M GONNA WATCH IT AGAINNN
(no joke this was me with Enter the Florpus a few days ago and might also apply to the main series in a couple months time or so cause I loved it that much)

@Vega WOOOPP WOPPP

"A Hunter-Destroyer ma-"
"What is it?!"
"A Hunter-Destroy-"
"WHAT IS IT?!?!"

G'night young lady! May you have sweet dreams about having a crazy girl in your class
who is literally god but doesn't know that she is one but it's up to you to make sure she doesn't use her godlike powers... yikes, that sounds like hard work!

En weltrusten :)

I AM HERE.

Omlette du fromage. ERES UN BAÑO!

Also, I had this random drunk thought of pole vaulting and crashing through the neighbour's top window and round house kicking them in the face.

Ah, homework...I dont miss it. I get home and it's straight to the laptop!

@Schizm you know it!

Those were the days...

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@arriannn wooooooo

Gozza G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about hearing some weird noises coming from outside your little house. As you open the door you find 2 children trying to eat your place. How rude! To teach them a lesson you drag them to your basement and tell them you're going to eat them if they don't stop! They have no idea how long you had to slave away in the kitchen to make your home... Kids these days!

Also, I'm an idiot! I originally posted this one under @ebonslayer's profile post :3 Sorry!!!

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G'night youngling! May you have sweet dreams about being a tiny vampire that has just been gifted back one of her legs that had been chopped off! Good job 'minion' for retrieving the thing. Now... How to grow that limb back? You don't think twice and stuff the whole thing in your mouth! Oh wow, you just aged a 100 years by eating that thing! Luckily you're a vampire so you you still look like a teenager.... Phew!

pew pew pew

pew

pew

pow.

Goodnight.exe has stopped working. Abort? Retry? Fail?

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about being able to control things in your environment with your fancy telekinetic powers! Dope!

Have some gangster rap to a printer getting destroyed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=64&v=N9wsjroVlu8

Ohayōgozaimasu.... :)

Goodnight

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about finding yourself on a long yellow road. In the distance you see a scarecrow lying on the ground but trying to reach out to you... As you walk closer to see what's going on you also hear his groan for brains louder and louder. Maybe you're better off walking the other way....

Someone's being reading catcher in the rye.

This joke isn't very acute, but it's not so bad that I can call it obtuse either...

I don't know- I laughed so I think Universal really turned a corner with this joke...

Lot of reactions. I guess this joke really angulus REKTus.

G'night young lady! May you have sweet dreams about being a student throughout the week but the world-famous nacho libre wrestler on the weekend. You currently hold the world championships in 3 different divisions! you try to keep your identity a secret since you want to be treated like a normal girl but all your classmates own a copy of your mask and get excited every time your stage name gets mentioned!

*throws you into a pit of carnivorous giant froggies*

Aww, that's considerate!

...because "thee" means "you."

@interregnum it’s all for you man

@Gozza I'll sure try! Lol (but thanks Gozza)

Also tomorrow is the 14th, another month of g'nights down.

@Gozza yup! Let's keep it up!

G'night youngling! May you have sweet dreams about owning the first and only hoverboard on the planet. Wearing your fancy new self lacing Nike shoes, zooming through town like a champ!

GDNT

Good explosive night?

HAVE AN EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NIGHT

G'night m'lady. May you have sweet dreams about going on a journey with 3 of your friends to dump a ring into a volcano. Some floating eye doesn't like that idea, so he gets a bunch of resurrected king to stop you and your friends.

Transformed into Megumin while I was away, I see.

...Also they have apparently revoked our ability to like posts here.