UniversalParanoia1
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UniversalParanoia1

Well-Known Member, Female, 16, from The Land Of The Free Hugs

Goodnight! Dec 7, 2019 at 7:07 PM

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    1. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You start to laugh... "Dad?! What the actual fuck!". Your dad looks at you and then takes a moment to look at the crew that you've brought with you. "Well Uni, I've been keeping a very large secret from you. I'm Dad, a Sith lord... and you're my daughter which means you've got Sith Lord blood running through your veins".
        Dec 7, 2019 at 7:14 PM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Your mother... She's a space pirate queen. We met each other when she was trying to steal my spaceship but since I'm a Sith Lord, I stole her space ship from her. She sued me afterward and I couldn't do anything but marry her to get my own spaceship back. Don't look at me like that Uni, it's complicated ok?"
        Dec 7, 2019 at 7:18 PM
      4. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Gozza do space pirates still say ‘argh’?
        Dec 8, 2019 at 6:46 AM
    2. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Nooty noot!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        Another dark room but at least it doesn't seem as big as Bill's palace. You notice a little desk with a tiny person sitting behind it. You walk up to, "I have an appointment with my dad, he's expecting me". The person behind the desk starts to glare at you, "Is that so? What is your name?"
        Dec 6, 2019 at 6:42 PM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "I am princess Uniparararara!" as you smile at her confidently. "Follow the corridor to the left and just keep going left at every left you see.". You nod your head and thank the tiny thing for helping you out. "Let's go team!"
        Dec 6, 2019 at 6:49 PM
      4. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Gozza Princess Uniparararara is my name and eating bagels is my game
        Dec 7, 2019 at 5:26 AM
    3. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Birdie birdie in the sky, why oh why, do you poop on my eye? I’m not sad and I’m not cry, I’m just glad that cows don’t fly.
      1. Oceanwithwaves
        Oceanwithwaves
        Same XD
        Dec 6, 2019 at 12:28 PM
      2. Akishima
        Akishima
        Haha. Sky-cow patties is quite the mental image. Birds poop enough as it is.
        Dec 6, 2019 at 6:23 PM
    4. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Nooty noot!
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      2. Ebonyslayer
        Ebonyslayer
        As they knocked, an elephant came through the door.
        Dec 5, 2019 at 7:00 PM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        What kind of elephant? Was it purplish/blueish? Making an ahegao face?
        Dec 5, 2019 at 7:17 PM
      4. UniversalParanoia1
        Dec 6, 2019 at 2:47 AM
    5. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Noot noot!
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      2. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        Dec 5, 2019 at 2:34 AM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        Something... uhmm... hanging... lip.
        *Points to his own bottom lip*
        No... The other side. Yeah, You got it.
        Dec 5, 2019 at 3:07 AM
      4. TheAzureComet
        TheAzureComet
        Noob-Noob! This girl gets it.
        Dec 5, 2019 at 7:37 AM
    6. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Noot noot (goodnight)
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        Your friends have a confused look on their faces. "Sorry, I didn't know I was a princess either but I'll take it!". The voice coming out of the gizmo also tells you that he or she is not allowed to help you, getting inside the castle is your first test but there is a reward waiting for you!
        Dec 3, 2019 at 8:38 PM
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Gozza lmao we got some Hachikuji in there. Also, WHAT WAS THE REWARD
        Dec 4, 2019 at 2:55 AM
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        I dunno what the rewards is yet Unipararararararara... Sorry, I stuttered. I do have an idea about how to get you inside the castle... HE HE HE HE
        Dec 4, 2019 at 5:46 AM
    7. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Nighty night!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        The dapper owl sits on top of Canti's head, you sit on the body part and Bill got the butt. "Thanks, Canti! Now I can't see where we're going". "It's alright Mister Bill, you just have to turn your head around" giggles the owl. "oh yah..."
        Dec 2, 2019 at 8:40 PM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        The 4 of you arrive at the castle but you don't really know how to enter since the castle is floating in the air. Canti beep boops some more and points at this weird little contraption looking thing that looks like a speaker with a giant red button. There is a note attached to it, "I'm busy, fuck off". You giggle, "charming dad!"
        Dec 2, 2019 at 8:44 PM
      4. UniversalParanoia1
        Dec 3, 2019 at 2:54 AM
    8. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Oceanwithwaves
        Oceanwithwaves
        Here @Gozza goes again with the amazing storytelling! Can't wait for the next one XD
        Dec 2, 2019 at 6:59 AM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        Dec 2, 2019 at 3:44 PM
      4. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        Dec 2, 2019 at 4:20 PM
    9. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You're clearly in shock, that's when the owl waggles over to you and says, "Don't worry Uni, it's just Bill. We'll tape his head back on later. He'll be alright". Canti actually starts applauding and looks very satisfied with what you've just done. Confused you look at the dapper owl. "Your father did the same thing... he he"
        Nov 30, 2019
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Gozza but where are we gonna get the tape?!
        Dec 1, 2019
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        We'll think of something! mwuahahaha
        Dec 1, 2019
    10. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. RogueLynx
        RogueLynx
        Nov 29, 2019
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        Nov 30, 2019
      4. Oceanwithwaves
        Oceanwithwaves
        Night! And @Gozza , that's genius!
        Nov 30, 2019
    11. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        It's all getting darker and darker, to a point where you can't see what's in front of you anymore. Then all of a sudden, a loud bang.. and you're rolling around a couple of times on a floor. You open your eyes and look back... You just flew out of a closet? Where is the rollercoaster and the cart? At least your friends seem to be okay!
        Nov 28, 2019
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Gozza Lol what an interesting friend group. What was outside the closet?!
        Nov 29, 2019
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        Nov 29, 2019
    12. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Gonna eat all the stuffs today
    13. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Gozza what’s gonna happen at the top?!
        Nov 28, 2019
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        You're going to get eaten by a shark!
        Nov 28, 2019
      4. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        Nov 28, 2019
    14. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      “Beep Boop!”-Robot Spider
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        Giant radioactive spider robot called Canti! Giant radioactive spider robot called Canti! Does whatever a giant radioactive spider robot called Canti can! Spins a web any size, catches thieves just like flies
        Look out, here comes the giant radioactive spider robot called Cantiiii!!! Beep Boop!
        Nov 27, 2019
      2. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Gozza I’m liking that comment in spirit
        Nov 27, 2019
    15. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        @RogueLynx Not a dungeon master... did have a shitty online comic about 20 years ago :)

        My stories are ass, my creativity is endless... seems balanced
        Nov 27, 2019
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Gozza I disagree, I like your stories!
        Nov 27, 2019
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        I always get a chuckle when you catch one of the references I've been making. My niece is the same age as you and when she catches me making references she'll actually go out of her way to look it all up. Most of the time she doesn't catch 'm and she just gives me this look like I'm 'special'. Which then makes it clear how old I really am... hehe
        Nov 27, 2019
    16. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight everyone!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about following zombie Bill through his palace inside a caravan. You're now in an area that's pretty dark, you actually can't see what's ahead. Bill stops for a second and turns around. "Would you like to see something cool?". Bill then flicks a switch and the lights reveal a giant rollercoaster!
        Nov 25, 2019
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You're impressed with how this little caravan can hold such a giant rollercoaster inside. "Canti, do you want to go... Canti?". You spin around a few times, looking for Canti and that's when you notice him charging at the rollercoaster already, trying to fit in the front cart and waving at you to hurry up! Beep boop! Beeeeep boop!
        Nov 25, 2019
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        Nov 26, 2019
    17. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight! (Just two days of school this week then it’s Thanksgiving break!)
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        Bill looks at Canti... "Uhmmm... sure?". Canti is excited and starts to beep boop some more. As you walk inside, you let out a really loud and surprising "Woawwwwwwwww...". You look around, something doesn't make sense. "A palace inside a caravan? How is that even possible?". Bill looks at you and whispers in your ear... "It's a dream silly! Everything is possible".
        Nov 24, 2019
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        Hahaha Caravan Palace....
        Nov 25, 2019
      4. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        Also I love it when Canti does little beep boops
        Nov 25, 2019
    18. UniversalParanoia1
      1. RogueLynx
        RogueLynx
        Woo who?
        Nov 24, 2019
      2. QueenSkull
        QueenSkull
        oh did you let the dogs out?
        Nov 24, 2019
    19. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        *crickets*

        You'll have to find out later!
        Nov 24, 2019
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        Nov 24, 2019
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        NO U!
        Nov 24, 2019
    20. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Sometimes when I post something with an exclamation point, I edit that post like, “This needs more exclamation points.”
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