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UniversalParanoia1

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Goodnight! Aug 10, 2020 at 6:47 PM

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Aug 11, 2020 at 7:01 PM
    1. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        You quickly grab a hold of Goldilocks and she starts to hug you tightly as you're both now freefalling. Both of you start to scream while closing your eyes... Is this the end? All of a sudden you both stop falling, you quickly open your eyes to see that the small but courage dapper owl has managed to grab a hold of your collar while Goldilocks is holding on to you rightly.
        Aug 11, 2020 at 3:08 AM
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        Aug 11, 2020 at 4:51 AM
      4. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK!
        Aug 11, 2020 at 4:54 AM
    2. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about being picked up by a giant bird that's now trying to fly off with you. As the big bird flaps his wings, he starts to laugh! You look back and see Canti coming out of the cave. He turns into a bike and you see Goldilocks jumping on him... with the dapper owl following closely.
        Aug 10, 2020 at 3:16 AM
      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        It seems that Goldilocks has never driven a bike before and it takes her a few minutes to get the hang of it but you can tell her confidence is growing quickly and before you know it she's hitting a ramp with full speed. Canti the bike is coming towards you... Goldilocks tries to stand up, readying herself to try and jump towards you.
        Aug 10, 2020 at 3:22 AM
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        It seems the big bird is flying a little too high and Canti's leap didn't have enough power. That's when Goldilocks attempts her jump. You try to reach out to her... Goldilocks reaches out to you as well but it's no use... You can see Canti opening his parachute and gently gliding back to the ground... but what will happen to Goldilocks?
        Aug 10, 2020 at 3:25 AM
    3. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about wondering why a giant bird fell out of the sky while you're teasing Goldilocks with a box of donuts. There is a slight hesitation but you quickly give a nod to Goldilocks, who quickly jumps on the birds back. You, run over and try and grab the big bird by its feet.
        Aug 9, 2020 at 3:30 AM
      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        The bird starts to fight the both of you, by rolling around on the ground which results in it throwing Goldilocks off. Luckily you're still holding the big bird by its legs... Hang on, if it can carry zombie Bill then it clearly shouldn't have any problem carrying you around. As it starts to find it's balanced and starts spreading its wings, you already know what's going to happen and start to panic a little.
        Aug 9, 2020 at 3:33 AM
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        You try to hold on to the bird's legs as you realize your own legs aren't touching the ground anymore. "NANI!?!? GOLLDDDIIII... CANNNTTIIII.... HALP!".
        Aug 9, 2020 at 3:34 AM
    4. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        Once outside, you see Goldilocks sitting like a puppy. Waiting for you to ask another command so she can be rewarded with another donut. "360, no scope", you grin. Goldilocks jumps into the air, performing a perfect pirouette... as she lands you push the box into her direction. But as she lands, a giant bird also falls out of the sky... as if it was sniped out of the air. "wow".
        Aug 8, 2020 at 5:49 AM
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Oozaga that made me laugh a little bit
        Aug 8, 2020 at 7:13 AM
      4. Oozaga
    5. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        Goldilocks is holding a box, with on top of that a bag. It's a donut box... 16 donuts are written on it. Goldilocks walks over to you and pushes the box in your arms and quickly sits down near the fire. The dapper owl flies over to your shoulder, "Sorry for leaving m'lady but the little lady was worried and couldn't sleep but also didn't want to worry you too much".
        Aug 7, 2020 at 2:45 AM
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        You open the box... and you're surprised to find all 16 donuts. "Goldilocks, would you like a do...". Before you even finished your sentence she gets up and charges the box and as a reaction you stick your arm out, keeping the box away from her as far as possible. "Sit!", you scream. Goldilocks quickly sits down like a cute little puppy. "Paw!".
        Aug 7, 2020 at 2:50 AM
      4. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        Aug 7, 2020 at 7:31 AM
    6. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about looking for clues to find your friends that snuck off in the middle of the night and also trying to find zombie Bill who had been snatched up by a giant bird. After running away from a naked boy for a while you've somewhat made your way back to the cave where you took shelter from the giant bird.
        Aug 6, 2020 at 2:21 AM
      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        You let out a loud sigh and look over at Canti, "We might have to take a short break. My energy levels are rather low since I didn't get the chance to eat anything yet". Canti nods his head and starts making his way back into the cave. You follow him closely. All of a sudden Canti puts a few of his arms on his head and makes a really strange beep-boop noise.
        Aug 6, 2020 at 2:24 AM
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        "What is it Canti?", you ask him. Canti points at the wall. There are two messages carved into the wall, although one has a line going through it. The first line reads, "We'll be right back, gone to look for food. Turned Canti off for a bit, bright light kept me up". The second line reads, "Found donut place, came back but nobody here. Gone out again looking for you both".
        Aug 6, 2020 at 2:28 AM
    7. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Oozaga
        Aug 5, 2020
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        Aug 5, 2020
      4. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        Aug 5, 2020
    8. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about trying to not make eye contact with a boy that's hiding in the bushes and is wearing nothing but a yellow and black bandana on his head. The blushing boy looks over at you, "It's not what you think!". You try and turn away, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK?".
        Aug 4, 2020
      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        "D-d-did you see a pig jumping into the bushes?". "Well... yah...". You turn around and stare at the boy with a really awkward look in your eyes. "D-d-do you know the pig?". "Yeah... We're one... and the same". Now your face has gone all red. "W-w-wait?! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? C-C-CANTI... LETSSSSSSSS GOOO".
        Aug 4, 2020
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        The boy thinks about what he just said and tries to figure out your reaction. "Wait! No! It's not what you think!". The boy jumps out of the bushes to try and apologize for the misunderstanding but knowing he's naked just makes you want to get away from him even faster... "R-r-run Canti! Run!". Canti doesn't even want to know what's going on and just follows you.
        Aug 4, 2020
    9. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about being put back on the ground by Canti after you saw a black little piggie and had a serious craving for bacon. You roll your shoulders forward in disappointment, this is the saddest you've ever felt since he was such a cute little ball of bacon and you knew it would have been delicious!
        Aug 3, 2020
      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        Canti tries to make you feel better by patting you on the head but it doesn't really ease the pain. Suddenly, the bushes start to move again. Instantly your eyes get large, to a point that they're about to pop out of your head and the massive tongue starts to roll out of your mouth. Canti is trying to grab you but you're jumping for joy, making it hard to catch you.
        Aug 3, 2020
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        You move towards the bushes, ready to pounce the little pig... but... an odd-looking dude wearing a yellow and black bandana sticks his head out of the bush. "E-e-excuse me! Have you seen my clothes... by any chance? He-he-he". "Are you n-n-naked?". The boy starts to blush. "EWWWWW GROSS! SO GROSS! You're so gross sempai... ewwww... gross"
        Aug 3, 2020
    10. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about jumping into the bushes to catch yourself a juicy little piggy that's trying to get away from you. Your pupils have disappeared and big black borders have appeared around your eyes instead. You're going crazy! Your teeth... sharp and pointy, Heck, your mouth has become bigger than your face!
        Aug 2, 2020
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        You're drooling like crazy. All you can think about is bacon... Bacon on toast with banana and maple syrup, bacon on your hamburger, bacon... on... bacon.... and more bacon... strips. Bacon strips on bacon strips. Your mind can't think about anything else. The little black pig is trying to get away but you've managed to corner it. Licking your lips once again.
        Aug 2, 2020
      4. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        A giant tongue starts hanging out of your mouth... and right when you try to grab the piggy you get lifted off the ground by Canti. The pig takes the opportunity to run away. You start kicking your legs but it's no use... Canti is giving you an angry stare as he's holding you by your collar. "CAAANNNTTIIII... BUT THE BACONNNN!!!! Bacon!".
        Aug 2, 2020
    11. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about looking for your friends while riding on the back of Canti. As Canti moves down the path, you're trying to keep your eyes open for either a clue on where your friends could be or... the giant bird that snatched zombie Bill.
        Aug 1, 2020
      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        After a while, Canti starts to slow down. He kneels down and allows you to gently slide off his back. "Beep-boop!" as he points to one of the bushes. "A feather? It must be dapper owl's feather! We're on the right track Canti!". "Beep-boop!". As you make your way back to Canto so you can climb back on his back, a weird creature jumps out of the bushes.
        Aug 1, 2020
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        "OINK! OINK!". "What the...", as you scratch your head. You see a little black pig jumping out the bushes, wearing a yellow and black scarf. It's been a while since you've had a good meal so you can't resist to lick your lips. "OINK?". You try to move slowly towards the little pig but it knows what you're up to and jumps back into the bushes.
        Aug 1, 2020
    12. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        "Morning Canti!". "Beep-boop!". You start glaring at Canti because that's a rather quiet beep-boop. You look around you and notice it's just you and Canti. The dapper owl and Goldilocks have vanished. "Alright Canti, where are they?". Canti lowers his head and makes the gesture with as many arms as he can that he doesn't know.
        Jul 31, 2020
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        "What dd you mean... You don't know? You're a robot! Weren't you awake?". Canti starts shaking his head and points to his on/off switch. You sigh... "It took you a while to get booted up again? She's full of mischief, isn't she?! Well, let's go then Canti". Canti lowers an arm while kneeling a little. You climb on his back and the both of you move out to look for clues.
        Jul 31, 2020
      4. UniversalParanoia1
        Jul 31, 2020
    13. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        "He's been quite a pain in the butt!", as Goldilocks lifts her mask up again. You look over at Canti, Canti just turns his head away... if robots could whistle, that's what he'd be doing right now. "At least we'll get a good night's rest". The dapper owl offers himself as a pillow. You put your head on one side and Goldilocks takes the other side...
        Jul 30, 2020
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        And Canti... he doesn't sleep, so he watches over you all while you're snoring.
        Jul 30, 2020
      4. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Oozaga I’m sure the bird will return Bill eventually, he doesn’t taste very good after all
        Jul 30, 2020
    14. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about having Canti pick you and Goldilocks up, running towards a cave to get away from a giant bird. Bill is trying to keep up with Canti but he's a zombie, old and just not really in shape... If you were a giant bird, looking for a pray, he'd be the ultimate.. p...r...
        Jul 29, 2020
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        The giant bird swoops down and grabs Bill with its large claws. Canti is still heading for the nearby cave, trying to keep you and Goldilocks safe. You try to reach out for Bil while screaming his name... but... You know it's pointless. He fell too far behind. There isn't anything you can do for Bill. The giant bird flies off with Bill.
        Jul 29, 2020
      4. Gens
    15. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about waving goodbye to your dad and making your way down the river. You can still see the Taniwha water monster staring at you from the river but it's too scared to come out since it thinks you all taste like zombie Bill.
        Jul 28, 2020
      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        "M'lady?". "Yes, mister owl?". "We've encountered your father a few times now but we have yet to see your mother. You had a sister two, right?". "Good question mister owl. I actually wouldn't have a clue where the both of them could be", as you throw both your arms behind your head while looking up at the sun.
        Jul 28, 2020
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        You squint your eyes a little since it's hard to see... and that's when a bird flies by, blocking out the sun. "Uhmmmm". Bill looks at you, "Rain?". "N-n-no Bill... it's a giant bird". "A giant bird?". You point up into the sky. Bill quickly grabs you and Goldilocks. Bill still doesn't seem to understand what's going on but since Canti is sprinting away from him, he tries to follow.
        Jul 28, 2020
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      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        Canti is towering over the both of you, keeping a close eye on your dad. Goldilocks is cleaning her blade and you're holding the dapper owl tightly. It doesn't take long before the elevator gets back to the ground. Right before you head back to your dad's laboratory, Bill is vomiting all over the place again.
        Jul 27, 2020
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        As you reach the lab, your dad asks you what you'll be doing next. "Well dad, Bill here pushed two kids off the cliff... and we're gonna see if we can find their bodies". Your dad starts putting his finger tips together, "Ohhh-ho-ho-ho-hoooo... Bodies you say? If they don't seem very lively, feel free to pay your darling father a visit... teehee". "Yeahhhh right dad".
        Jul 27, 2020
      4. RogueLynx
        RogueLynx
        Congratulations on breaking 50 pages btw :)
        Jul 29, 2020
    17. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about dragging your father back to town by using the elevator so you can hand in your quest. The elevator trip took a little longer than normal since your dad kept kicking his legs, making the elevator shake around even more than before. Time to stay away from Bill when you get to the top, he's already looking rather green.
        Jul 26, 2020
      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        It doesn't take long to get to the building where you picked up the quest and the same man is still behind the counter. "Let's see... evil scientist?", as he looks at your dad. "Good job, could you please put him on the counter so we can confirm it's him". Canti puts your dad on the counter and the man behind the counter grabs a scanner gizmo. He asks your dad to open his mouth...
        Jul 26, 2020
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        The man holds the gizmo against your dad's tongue... Beep! "Thank you for handing in this quest, here... your 40 gold!". You smile at the man at the counter. As you and Canti are trying to leave the building, you notice that your dad is following you back outside too. "?!?!". "I'm a repeatable quest m'darling daughter".
        Jul 26, 2020
    18. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      I’ve been so bad at saying goodnight I’ve forgotten how to do it! Good morning?
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      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams making your way to the exit of your dad's lab. On the way out you all wave at your dad's secretary and she gives you a friendly wave back while ordering your dad to not stay out too long. As you walk through the door, back outside, you ask your friends what they think they should do next.
        Jul 25, 2020
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        "What do we do next? Do we go look for Riko and Reg? Or do we go back to the city and hand in my dad for the quest reward?". Your dad is not too happy with his current situation, still being dragged around by his collar. "Beep-boop!". You look over at Bill. "I-I-I don't really know m'lady... Riko and Reg was my fault after all, I wouldn't mind skipping that quest"
        Jul 25, 2020
      4. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        You shake your head while closing your eyes... "Bill, Bill, Bill... no matter what, we're still going to look for them". Bill sighs, "I know m'lady". You smile and pat zombie Bill on the head, "I'm just curious to see how much my dad is worth!".
        Jul 25, 2020
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      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        A moment later you see the orange-looking guys' heads sliding off their necks. Followed by a fountain of blood, painting the room completely red. Goldilocks gives you a thumbs up while also trying to swallow her blade again. "M-m-my minions!!!". "Sorry dad but we really can't waste any more time! We've got a mission to complete and a world to save!".
        Jul 22, 2020
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Oozaga lets pretend the Oompa Loompas are ketchup dispensers?
        Jul 24, 2020
      4. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        Kinda like those little robots in Haru's dad's palace in persona? hehe Having one of those in your house, taking care of the trash, would be pretty neato
        Jul 24, 2020
    20. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about being trapped between two lots of orange-looking green-haired duders. One group is locked behind a door you just locked but the second group is pouring in from the next door you're trying to get through. "Uni, my darling daughter... Let your darling father go and just forget about what you've seen and heard".
        Jul 20, 2020
      2. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        You bite your lip, you don't really want to give in to your father's demands. Lie now and turn the tables later? You can't really do that, you're Uniparararara... the princess of princesses! You have high standards. What to do? You look over to the group of little orange-looking guys with green hair across from you that is now blocking the doorway.
        Jul 20, 2020
      3. Oozaga
        Oozaga
        Then all of a sudden, you see a hand coming from the shadow on the ground, holding a very large blade. You start to smirk. Goldilocks came back at the right time!
        Jul 20, 2020
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