UniversalParanoia1

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about picking up a key in the latest challenge room that resembles a Zelda puzzle room. In front of you, 1 more unlight torch. After punching the giant hand you snap your fingers once again and the last torch lights up.

A few musical notes start to play. You can't quite figure out where it's coming from but a chest appears in front of you. Good thing you just picked up a key. Looking at the shape of the key and the shape of the keyhole, it seems like a perfect fit.

Right before you put the key in the keyhole, another big shadow appears underneath you. "$#%@#$%@#$".

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about walking back into the challenge room that you found yourself a few minutes ago. The room still looks the same with a bunch of unlight torches and some weird metallic gizmo that moves through the room... same pattern as before.

You walk back to the first two torches to light them up, dodge the metallic thingy and find yourself back in front of the last unlight torch. As you move your fingers together to snap your fingers for the last time, you notice the big shadow appearing underneath you once again.

You quickly do a backflip as the giant hand comes down from the ceiling and barely misses you. The hand makes a clapping sound with the ground but then tries to go back up to the ceiling. You quickly punch the hand, it makes a strange noise but then vanishes in front of you and a key drops.

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about finding yourself back at the entrance of the city after a giant hand snatched you from a challenge room. Slightly annoyed about how you got caught, you start to pout and quickly roll up your sleeve.

Ah yes! The Nintendo power glove! You press left on the D-pad which results you going back in time a couple of minutes. You find yourself back at the door that leads to the current challenge with Billy Bonkers standing right next to you, "You have a smug look on your face m'lady, what happened?".

"Oh nothing... I just have a feeling I'm going to ace this challenge room".

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about finding yourself in, yet another, challenge room. This time the room is Zelda themed, and you've already figured out the puzzle regarding the room, but there is something unsettling with how easy it's all going.

You're standing next to the last torch and you're about to snap your fingers to light the last torch but that's when you notice a shadow appearing that's bigger than your own, right below you."Huh?". You look up and see a giant hand coming from the ceiling, right onto of you and grabs a hold of you. "Nooooo, put me down! I can't believe I fell for this one!".

The hand drags you through the ceiling and makes its way back to the entrance of the building and releases you right at the door. Slightly annoyed, you say, "Nah uh... I ain't going through this entire building again"

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about finding yourself in another challenge room. It seems you're dealing with a Zelda type challenge room, a room you were expecting but a lot earlier on. After cracking your knuckles, you walk over to the unlit torches and snap your fingers.

A flame appears and one of the torches lights up brightly. You move towatds the narrow part of the room where this weird gizmo is doing a pattern that you can easily dodge, which you do ofcourse, and walk towards another unlit torch. You snap your fingers again, really nonchalantly, to lit the second torch.

You think to yourself, "This is too easy... there must be a trick". After lighting up the second torch, you carefully start moving towards the last torch. Eyes wide open, there isn't anything that'll catch you off guard... Or at least you think so...

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about looking around the hallways for a challenge room you haven't completed yet. There are two more doors left and you can tell that Billy Bonkers is becoming more antsy.

You start to walk to the next door. "This one?", as you point at the door while looking at Billy Bonkers. "Y-yeah...". You open the door and walk in. You take a second to look around the room as the door is being closed behind you. Billy Bonkers is screaming good luck at you through the door. "Hmmmm... A dungeon... A bunch of holes... 3 unlit torches...What's that?".

You look at a spiky gizmo that's moving through the room in the same pattern. " Is this a Zelda dungeon room? Come on now, too easy!" as you crack your knuckles..

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about just being awesomesauce :)

As for the story? Well... you walk back out of the room and the old man, Billy Bonkers, is staring at you with his mouth wide open. "That was pretty impressive, princess Unipararararara...". "I know, I'm pretty impressive", as you run your hand through your hair. You give a slight nod and look Billy Bonkers in the eyes, "What's next chief?".

"I honestly don't know, you've been acing all the challenges with flying colours. I don't know what challenge you room we should offer you next because... I don't think it really matters". You start to smirk and make a finger gun, "Thanks for the compliment. Seriously though, what is next because I'm pretty sure you've got a secret weapon".

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about being in a dark room with 14 teenagers. 1 of these teenagers has killed somebody, you've just called out somebody as the killer and the rest of the teenagers in the room are confused that you figured it out so quickly.

One of the teenagers is a blond haired dude with white trimmed glasses, "Well, now that's all sorted out, we can go back to our rooms. I don't want to miss an episode of True Crime Scenes". "Wowowowow, hold up! Don't I get to defend myself?", the guy with the goatee asks the other teenagers in the room. "Nope!".

"AAAAAAARGGHHHHHH...I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for that pesky kid!". "Well, since my job here is done, peace out!", as you take some anime pose where you look through the peace sign that you've made with your fingers. All the other teenagers wave goodbye as you hear the dude with the goatee screaming in the background.

¡Buenos días!
PS: Its actually "Buenas noches" like in feminine (For some reason, words have gender in Spanish) But you were pretty close :D

Hola que tal?

@Clotilde I forgot everything after 2 years of Spanish class too, damn!

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about finding yourself in a new challenge room. You find yourself in a room with 14 teenagers. Some of them are wearing costumes, some have rather funky hair and others seem to be normal but you're pretty sure they'll have some odd behaviours if you talk to them long enough.

The purpose of this challenge room is to find a killer. One of the teenagers had been killed not too long ago and you're the person they're relying on to bust the case right open! A dude, looking like a hamster is staring at you, "P-p-please help me, I'm scared... I'm too young to die". "Why do you think you're going to die?", you ask.

"This group of teenagers found themselves locked up in a school with no windows.. and there is some little bear looking thingy that told us that we have to kill each other if we want to make it out alive". "Don't worry, I'll figure this out".

"I know it's purple and it may look a bit odd but a bagel is a bagel!". "Alright, we'll accept that as your final answer. We will award you a 100 points for that!". "Wait, that's just an opinion... how can you give me points for that?". "Uhmmm... Next questions!".

"Oi, don't change the subject... ". "N-n-next question". 14 spotlights go on and you find yourself looking at 14 new faces that you've never seen before. One of the teenagers has light brown hair who looks around the room and says, "This is all is just a waste of time.". A girl with white hair replies to him, "This is the only way we'll find the killer!"

The presenter speaks up again, "One of these students has killed another student and you've got 10 minutes to figure out who it was. Good luck, your time starts... now!".

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about reopening the door you closed a few seconds ago. You peek inside again but this time you're prepared for the spotlight that's shining in your face. "AND HERE SHE IS AGAIN, OUR CONTESTANT, PRINCESS UUUUU-NIIIIII-PA-RARARARARARARA! COME ON DOWN!".

You take a deep breath and start moving into the room. Even though everything is dark, you do notice a little desk in the middle of the room with a big red button. "Wanna terll us a little about yourself princess?". "Not really, let's hear these questions so I can move on". "Alright".

"How do you feel about the blueberry bagel? Do you feel people should embrace it and see it as part of the bagel family? Or do you think that these kinds of bagels shouldn't exist?".

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about closing a red door with the words "REDRUM" on it. What you saw in that challenge room was something you didn't really feel in participating in. You look over at Billy Bonkers, the old man who owns this park that you can inherit from him, "What options do I have to skip this room?".

Billy Bonkers looks at you with a confused look, "So you don't mind rooms with lasers and bombs, but a game show challenge room is too much for you?". Now it's time for you to have a confused look on your face, "I'm sure that some questions are going to be asked that I simply wouldn't know the answers to. And with how things have been going, this isn't going to end well for us".

Billy Bonkers scratches his head a little, "You clever girl... What if I tell you that nothing really bad will happen to you or your friends?". "Define really bad for me". "No lasers or bombs... he he he". You just sigh and open up the door again to peek inside.

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams opening up a brand new challenge door with the words "REDRUM" written on it. You peek into the room and it's dark. You open the door a little more and all of a sudden a bright light starts to shine on you.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the contestant for tonight's episode.. Princess Uniiiii-paaa-rarararararaaaa!". You take a step back and close the door. You look at Billy Bonkers, who is standing slightly behind you, "I'm not going in there".

Good Night!

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about making your way through the challenge room that has just been cleared by Goldilocks after she did some fancy acrobatics through a hallway with laser beams to push a button. "So what room are we going to now?". The old man is walking a little bit ahead of you and pops his head through the door at the end of the hallway to look for the next challenge door.

"Let me... see... Ah yes, this room". He's got his hands on his back but starts to walk a little faster. "Come, come... this way!". He stops at a brand new door... This time the door is bright red with the words "REDRUM" written on it. "Another one of those rooms where accidents could happen, aye?". "What? Absolutely not!".

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about watching Goldilocks doing some acrobatic flips to make her way through a room filled with dangerous traps that would get triggered by laser beams. After Goldilocks made her way through the hallways, she pushed the button and it seems all the lasers are now turned off.

You look over at the old man, "Yo, how many more challenge rooms are there?". Billy Bonkers looks back at you, "Just a few more. I had a lot more in mind, but you and your friends are making it all look easy...". You nod in agreement. Then Billy bonkers points at zombie Bill, "Except for this guy".

Now that you know zombie Bill is going to be okay you glance over at Goldilocks again who walks past you, and as she is walking past you, she grabs a little elastic band from her wrist and starts tying up her hair.

She has a determined look on her face. She starts doing backflips and spins through the hallways... You struggle to see how she's doing it but you know it's impressive. Dodging every laser beam perfectly. The most insane thing about it is that she's not even looking what she's doing. Like a cat who always knocks off things from tables... but then the complete opposite of that.

As she reaches the other side of the hallways, she finishes her impressive run off with a final pose. She then stretches her arm out, pushes the button that was located on the other side of the hallways, turns around at you and bows down. You start to clap... and even the old man next to you starts to clap with how impressive that was. Godddddam...

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about dragging zombie Bill back into the hallway where all the doors are after he got split apart by a massive scythe. You're slightly panicked but not as much as you would be if it were somebody else since it's zombie Bill we're talking about.

Canti runs over to check up on Bill. You and Goldilocks align the two zombie Bill halves up next to each other and Canti uses his arm to staple Bill back together. You give Zombie Bill a pat on his head, "You're such an idiot". Zombie Bill smirks... "How do I look m'lady?".

"You never were pleasing on the eye to begin with but I guess these battle scars look kinda cool... I guess". "So... What you're saying is... I'm pretty dope?". You just sigh and continue patting 'm on the head.

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about watching zombie Bill, with his head hanging low, walking towards the room that's smoked up. You try to reach out to him, knowing that something bad could be happening any minute.

"B-B-BILL! Stop!". Bill raises his head and turns his head towards you but... he still takes another step. His foot ends up in the same location of the destination of one of the laser beams. You and Bill hear a clicking sound and as Bill turns his head to see where the noise is coming from, a giant scythe comes down and splits poor zombie Bill in half.

"Noooooo... Bill!!". You run to the edge of the room and you quickly grab both Bill's hands and you try to drag 'm back outside the room. "T-t-that didn't g-g-go as planned". "Oh my god, Bill, are you alright?". "Me? Oh yah.. I'll be fine. Nothing a few staples can't fix".