UniversalParanoia1

Goodnight! :)

Sleep tight.

G'morning m'lady! :)

@ebonslayer She's been posting goodnight messages every day for a whole year, even during the times when she's been really busy. It's something small and silly but I appreciate people who do these kinds of things because I'm sure it makes people smile. I'm just returning the favor :)

@Gozza We’re a good team! :D

Nahh, you the real MVP!

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about wanting to continue your fight with the butterfly. "Oh no!!", says the butterfly. "What's your problem!? She was no threat to you anymore! She couldn't even defend herself. There is no honor in that!". You act is if you're wiping your nose while grinning mischievously.

"It was the only way I could shut her up... she insists on babbling about that ridiculous legend!" you reply. "There is no such thing as a super Sa.. p-princess!". You give the butterfly another death stare and that's when the dapper owl jumps up and screams at you to hold up.

The dapper owl runs over to you with a few pages in his little beak and hands it to you. You grab the pages and start scanning through the text that's written on it. "M'lady, you and the butterfly flipped roles. You're supposed to be the Goku character and the butterfly is supposed to be the Frieza character...".

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about grabbing your loyal broken guitar and walking over to Umbrella Samantha who is still coughing on the floor. You step on her foot which results in making her stand up. You take your foot off of her foot and hit her in the face with your guitar.

Umbrella Samantha didn't put up any resistance, so she's flying through the air at an insane speed. Then, sirens go off... "Cops?! lol". Yup, cops... and they're now chasing Umbrella Samantha. You look very pleased with yourself, "I guess that takes care of 1 problem... The other problem... where were we?"

"And you fought the me from a different timeline, send her to buy the me from this timeline some time to fight the butterfly... but I failed you, the me from the different timeline and... myself". Umbrella Samantha tries to reach out to you as she's making some awkward noises but then her arm drops to the ground.

You walk over to Umbrella Samantha and poke her in the side. "EEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!" as Umbrella Samantha starts to kick her arms and legs into the air. You let out another loud sigh, "Goddamnit bitch, just die already"

@Gozza Umbrella Samantha: The Bitch That Never Dies

Your friends are jumping all over the place, scared to get hit. One of the laser beams just misses the dapper owl, who is starting to sweat like crazy (sweating owls, uh-huh). You hear an odd chuckle coming from your left. As you look over you see Umbrella Samantha on the floor, holding her stomach and in a lot of pain. "Who would have thought, a lonely soldier like you Princess Unipara... I commend you!"

Umbrella Samantha tries to mutter some words, "Butterfly, you fool! You just don't get it, do you? Princess Unipara isn't a normal Sai-y... princess!". Umbrella Samantha tries to sit up, to have a better look at the butterfly. "She's a super princess!". The butterfly opens its mouth in shock.

@Gozza Is Umbrella Samantha......PRAISING ME? Woah

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about watching a giant caterpillar turning into a mean-looking butterfly in front of you. The caterpillar flies up into the sky, it's aura is getting brighter by the minute. You do some fancy hand movements which make not only your eyes glow red but your whole body now too.

"Shall we proceed?" asks the caterpillar and you want to reply with "Your call..." but the caterpillar already swoops down with a kick. It misses though and you vanish into thin, reappearing a second later right behind the caterpillar. You caught the caterpillar by surprise and this time you kick him in the face.

The caterpillar gets kicked up in the air but because it can fly it lands gently on the ground, just out of your reach. The dapper owl and Canti's eyes are glued on the fight that's playing out in front of them. "Amazing, I couldn't follow an of it! How about you?". "Beep-boop!" replies Canti to the dapper owl.

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about being asked by a caterpillar to find a shrubbery. You're getting rather annoyed by the caterpillar's request and reply to the request with a firm no. "Fine! Young lady Uniparararara! Since you're being extremely disrespectful towards me and my cat, I will fight you... TO THE DEATH!"

The caterpillar starts to scream loudly and a weird yellow aura starts to form around the caterpillar. There are small cracks appearing and the caterpillar also starts to blow out more smoke for dramatic effect. The caterpillar's skin starts to shatter and 2 giant wings start to form on its back.

The dramatic music changes its tune slightly, a slower beat but there is also a breeze now going through your hair and your eyes are starting to glow red again.

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about staring down a giant caterpillar, who thinks he still has the upper hand in the conversation. "Now, now m'lady Uniparararara... That's not how we do things here in the mushroom forest". "What is it that you want mister caterpillar?". "Well, m'lady Uniparararara... I want you to bring me a..."

"Shrubbery!!!!"

*Dramatic music plays in the background*

And then that giant caterpillar was smoking a drag.

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about staring at a giant smoking caterpillar, sitting on top of a giant mushroom. It's clear that you two dislike each other and you're currently stuck in a glaring contest. The caterpillar takes another big puff from his hooka and blows the smoke in your direction yet again.

This time, however, you see 2 giant eyes and a giant grin moving along with the smoke. "Greetings purrincess Unipurrararara...". A catlike figure starts to climb out of the smoke but you don't hesitate for a second. You quickly stick your hand back into your pants and pull the guitar that you broke earlier out of it and start wacking the cat on the head.

"Yo, I've seen some trippy shit on this dream journey but this is taking it all a step too far". The cat has phased in completely but is also on the ground, flat as a pancake. "Listen, mister caterpillar. Just tell us where the exit is and the cat will be the only casualty!". "Hmmmmm....."

A small cloud of smoke is blown in your direction by a Caterpillar, who is sitting ontop of one of the giant mushrooms. You let out a fake cough, clearly not impressed and the catapillar keeps staring at you while smoking his hookah..

@Gozza Alice In Wonderland?

:) maybbbeeee...

Same here.

Happy Valentine's Day <3

What is that in the distance? Is that a obsidian portal? Can it be the way out of this shithole?

Also, I won't be around for a few days... I'll try my best to post something but we're gonna be out of town and I'm on some shitty phone plan.

@Gozza thats alright! I’ll be waiting for the story master’s return

G'night m'lady, may you have sweet dreams about hitting a fireball with all your strength that came from the big white square looking thing that's floating around above you. The power you git it with is so big that it even snaps your guitar in half. It's a guitar, not a bass guitar... only player-2 get a bass guitar.

The white blocky thing is trying to move out of the way but it's just too big and slow. The fireball goes straight through it and the white square creature pops like a balloon. What follows is the most annoying sound in the world, as you see the creature shoot across the sky uncontrollably.

Canti is the first one to jump around you. Beep boop! He puts 4 of his legs up and starts to slowly spin around. "Highfive machine? Hell yeah!". Even you are starting to spin around, high fiving Canti with every opportunity you get!

The giant white floating block opens its mouth and a bunch of fireballs start to rain down on you and your friends. The dapper owl clings onto your leg even tighter, "Great balls of fire! What trickery is this?!". Canti tries his best to shield you and the owl from the fireballs but you can clearly hear them landing on his back and head.

Of course, this angers you greatly and you jump out of Canti's shadow. You stick an arm down your pants and you pull out a giant guitar. (?!?! WTF!??! ) You have a mean look on your face! The dapper owl is really worried and asks you what you're doing. "Sometimes, dapper owl... You Just Gotta... Swing the bat!"

@Gozza YESSS

A giant white block with a face drawn on it is flying around above you. Still making those really awkward baby noises as well. "The fuck is that?". "Just be careful, princess! That thing shoots fireballs, we really need to move!". The white square looking things spotted you and slowly starts to drift into your direction.

@Gozza minecraft hell? Gotcha

:p

man... you Dutch people've really got it tough...

@Gozza

@Gozza I KNEW WE WERE IN HELL, HAHA CALLED IT!

THIS ISNT JUST HELL THOUGH, THIS IS A SPECIAL TYPE OF HELL!

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about finding yourself, with the crew, in a moving elevator. Since the elevator journey is a long one, you suggest doing some elevator karaoke with Canti playing the beats.

After almost 40 minutes you feel the elevator slowing down which must mean you have reached your destination. After you hear a loud ping, the door opens slowly... You and the crew are all trying to squeeze out at the same time. After a loud popping sound, you all fall on the ground, on top of each other.

"W-w-where are we? Pfffttt... fucking hot as hell here" as you try to crawl from underneath zombie Bill's body. You start to raise your head and the first thing you see is giant flames...