UniversalParanoia1
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UniversalParanoia1

Well-Known Member, Female, 15, from The Land Of The Free Hugs

Sleepy Sep 19, 2019 at 3:00 AM

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    1. UniversalParanoia1
    2. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night youngling! May you have sweet dreams about you and your best friend traveling through time by getting into an old payphone booth. As an added bonus, the grim reaper is joining you too... far out dood!
        Sep 18, 2019 at 7:47 PM
      2. Vuh
        Vuh
        *buys all the goods so there are only nights* ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
        Sep 18, 2019 at 7:59 PM
    3. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      I loveded you piggy, I loveded youuuu
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      2. Vega
        Vega
        I'M GONNA WATCH IT AGAINNN
        (no joke this was me with Enter the Florpus a few days ago and might also apply to the main series in a couple months time or so cause I loved it that much)
        Sep 18, 2019 at 12:21 PM
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        Sep 18, 2019 at 1:10 PM
      4. Schizm
        Schizm
        "A Hunter-Destroyer ma-"
        "What is it?!"
        "A Hunter-Destroy-"
        "WHAT IS IT?!?!"
        Sep 18, 2019 at 5:44 PM
    4. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night young lady! May you have sweet dreams about having a crazy girl in your class
        who is literally god but doesn't know that she is one but it's up to you to make sure she doesn't use her godlike powers... yikes, that sounds like hard work!
        Sep 17, 2019 at 7:19 PM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        En weltrusten :)
        Sep 17, 2019 at 7:23 PM
      4. Gens
        Gens
        I AM HERE.

        Omlette du fromage. ERES UN BAÑO!

        Also, I had this random drunk thought of pole vaulting and crashing through the neighbour's top window and round house kicking them in the face.
        Sep 17, 2019 at 7:40 PM
    5. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      I don’t have as much homework tonight, that makes me happy
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      2. Vuh
        Vuh
        Ah, homework...I dont miss it. I get home and it's straight to the laptop!
        Sep 17, 2019 at 5:10 PM
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        Sep 17, 2019 at 5:14 PM
      4. HKBattosai
        HKBattosai
        Those were the days...
        Sep 17, 2019 at 6:14 PM
    6. UniversalParanoia1
      1. arriannn
        Sep 17, 2019 at 5:28 AM
      2. UniversalParanoia1
        Sep 17, 2019 at 9:11 AM
    7. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight! I’m still gonna be up doing homework
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        Gozza G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about hearing some weird noises coming from outside your little house. As you open the door you find 2 children trying to eat your place. How rude! To teach them a lesson you drag them to your basement and tell them you're going to eat them if they don't stop! They have no idea how long you had to slave away in the kitchen to make your home... Kids these days!
        Sep 16, 2019 at 6:13 PM
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        Also, I'm an idiot! I originally posted this one under @ebonslayer's profile post :3 Sorry!!!
        Sep 16, 2019 at 6:14 PM
      3. Vuh
        Vuh
        Sep 16, 2019 at 8:48 PM
    8. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night youngling! May you have sweet dreams about being a tiny vampire that has just been gifted back one of her legs that had been chopped off! Good job 'minion' for retrieving the thing. Now... How to grow that limb back? You don't think twice and stuff the whole thing in your mouth! Oh wow, you just aged a 100 years by eating that thing! Luckily you're a vampire so you you still look like a teenager.... Phew!
        Sep 15, 2019 at 8:03 PM
      2. Gens
        Gens
        pew pew pew

        pew

        pew

        pow.
        Sep 15, 2019 at 10:10 PM
    9. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Vuh
        Vuh
        Goodnight.exe has stopped working. Abort? Retry? Fail?
        Sep 14, 2019 at 7:20 PM
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about being able to control things in your environment with your fancy telekinetic powers! Dope!
        Sep 14, 2019 at 9:10 PM
      3. Gens
        Gens
        Sep 14, 2019 at 9:11 PM
    10. UniversalParanoia1
      1. NekoYesEcchi
        NekoYesEcchi
        Ohayōgozaimasu.... :)
        Sep 14, 2019 at 10:16 AM
    11. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      "Sleep tight, ya morons!"
      1. Vuh
        Vuh
        Goodnight
        Sep 13, 2019 at 6:58 PM
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about finding yourself on a long yellow road. In the distance you see a scarecrow lying on the ground but trying to reach out to you... As you walk closer to see what's going on you also hear his groan for brains louder and louder. Maybe you're better off walking the other way....
        Sep 13, 2019 at 7:59 PM
      3. Gens
        Gens
        Someone's being reading catcher in the rye.
        Sep 14, 2019 at 9:10 PM
    12. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      It's so hot outside that it's a right angle
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      2. MistLiigh
        MistLiigh
        This joke isn't very acute, but it's not so bad that I can call it obtuse either...
        Sep 13, 2019 at 12:36 PM
      3. NekoYesEcchi
        NekoYesEcchi
        I don't know- I laughed so I think Universal really turned a corner with this joke...
        Sep 13, 2019 at 1:35 PM
      4. GTOwlnizuka
        GTOwlnizuka
        Lot of reactions. I guess this joke really angulus REKTus.
        Sep 13, 2019 at 1:55 PM
    13. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night young lady! May you have sweet dreams about being a student throughout the week but the world-famous nacho libre wrestler on the weekend. You currently hold the world championships in 3 different divisions! you try to keep your identity a secret since you want to be treated like a normal girl but all your classmates own a copy of your mask and get excited every time your stage name gets mentioned!
        Sep 12, 2019
      2. Gens
        Gens
        *throws you into a pit of carnivorous giant froggies*
        Sep 12, 2019
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    15. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Weekend hurry up and come to thee
      1. interregnum
        interregnum
        Aww, that's considerate!

        ...because "thee" means "you."
        Sep 12, 2019
      2. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        Sep 12, 2019
    16. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Gozza I'll sure try! Lol (but thanks Gozza)
        Sep 12, 2019
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        Also tomorrow is the 14th, another month of g'nights down.
        Sep 12, 2019
      4. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        Sep 12, 2019
    17. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night youngling! May you have sweet dreams about owning the first and only hoverboard on the planet. Wearing your fancy new self lacing Nike shoes, zooming through town like a champ!
        Sep 10, 2019
      2. Vuh
        Vuh
        GDNT
        Sep 10, 2019
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        Good explosive night?
        Sep 10, 2019
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    19. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gens
        Gens
        HAVE AN EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

        NIGHT
        Sep 9, 2019
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady. May you have sweet dreams about going on a journey with 3 of your friends to dump a ring into a volcano. Some floating eye doesn't like that idea, so he gets a bunch of resurrected king to stop you and your friends.
        Sep 9, 2019
      4. Oblithian
        Oblithian
        Transformed into Megumin while I was away, I see.

        ...Also they have apparently revoked our ability to like posts here.
        Sep 10, 2019
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