UniversalParanoia1
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UniversalParanoia1

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Goodnight! Sep 25, 2020 at 6:58 PM

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    1. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! Time for an I.O.U. currently at a family party and I may have had a few drrrrr... i... n... k... snacks! Sugar high!!!
        Sep 25, 2020 at 9:25 PM
    2. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about losing track of Riko after you both were rescued from a bunch of zombies by Celty. You spotted Riko's shoe, you've picked it up and followed to walk into that direction. This is where we get a jump cut as you've been walking for a few minutes and the environment has started to change.
        Sep 25, 2020 at 3:56 AM
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        There is a lot of sand around you. You've also spotted a few cacti so you must have reached the desert part of the world. You're wondering if you should keep going since it seems you're also walking further away from all your friends. The wind is starting to pick up, tumbleweed rolling around the ground.
        Sep 25, 2020 at 3:58 AM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        What if the shoe was really just kicked into this direction? You let out another sigh. A voice behind you starts screaming at you, "HANDS UP!". You quickly put your hands up. "WHO ARE YOU", the voice asks you. You start to squint your eyes and try to listen to the voice... "B-B-Bill?".
        Sep 25, 2020 at 4:02 AM
    3. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about waving Celty, the lady on a black motorcycle who killed a bunch of zombies with 1 big scythe swing, goodbye. It's time to continue your search for zombie Bill with the help of your friends.
        Sep 24, 2020 at 2:53 AM
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Well... I guess we should keep going in the direction that you were originally going Riko! Since... Wait a minute...", as you turn around and notice that Riko has gone missing. "R-R-Riko?". You scan the area but there really isn't a place for her to hide since there aren't any bushes or trees around. You do however see her shoe...
        Sep 24, 2020 at 2:57 AM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        Did she kick it off? Did she just lose it while running away? Was she kidnapped? You take a deep breath and scratch your head for a second. Guess we're going this way...
        Sep 24, 2020 at 2:58 AM
    4. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about having summoned a ghostly like anime character that drove into a sticky situation with a bunch of zombies but chopped their heads off by using a ginormous scythe. You have her a thumbs up to show your appriciation but she holds her hand up, to signal to hold on.
        Sep 23, 2020 at 1:22 AM
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        The lady puts her hand in a pocket and pulls something out of it. Is it a phone? She starts to type on her phone but it's going really slow. Does this lady not know how to use a phone? After a few seconds, the lady holds up the phone to show you the message she typed and it says, "Are you okay? Glad I could help out princess Uni. If you need me, just use the Konami code again!".
        Sep 23, 2020 at 1:26 AM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Thank you!". The lady gives you a thumbs up and slighty tilts her head. Is she smiling? You wish you could see her face right now. "OH! What is your name?". The lady starts to type something on her phone again. "Celty!" the message says as she tilts her head again but this time she also does a peace sign with her hand before taking off.
        Sep 23, 2020 at 1:31 AM
    5. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about closing your eyes and just randomly clicking the little cheat menu in front of you. You quickly open your eyes and notice that you've picked option 3... Help from an Anime character? You hear a loud motorcycle noise, coming towards you. Who or what did you just summon?
        Sep 22, 2020 at 3:44 AM
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        The motorcycle is going towards the zombie pack with an incredible speed, a black bike with a black figure on it... a yellow helmet with... cat ears? And the character is wielding a ginormous scythe. Wow, very impressive looking. With one swing, the person on the motorcycle beheads the group of zombies that were chasing you and Riko.
        Sep 22, 2020 at 3:47 AM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        The bike starts to slow down, driving towards you as you see the zombie bodies fall over. "Wow, you're really cool! That was really impressive!". The person on the motorcycle seems to be a woman, her visor is pitch black so you can't see her face but you give her a massive thumbs up.
        Sep 22, 2020 at 3:49 AM
    6. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight! I STAYED UP WAYY TO LATE
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about making a very tough choice, accessing a cheat menu that's built into your Nintendo power glove to fight off a bunch of zombies. You're not sure about what option to pick since all three of them seem pretty cool. You could end up with a badass Pokemon, Persona or anime character!
        Sep 21, 2020 at 4:27 AM
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You try not to overthink it too much but picking an anime character might be the worst option out of the three. What would happen if you'd end up with a high school harem character? That wouldn't help you out at all! Persona character? That might not be a bad idea... although, you could end up with a weird one, like the poop-god.
        Sep 21, 2020 at 4:30 AM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        Pokemon were bred for fighting! But... imagine if you would end up with a Magikarp, it could happen! These choices... Maybe you do need an Anime character? Oh no, you've started to second guess yourself!
        Sep 21, 2020 at 4:32 AM
    7. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'morning m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about performing a super-secret technique, called the Konami super cheat code on your Nintendo power glove! You had to use your glove in order to protect Riko and yourself from a group of zombies.
        Sep 20, 2020 at 4:33 AM
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        After pressing the start button, a little menu hovers in front of you, the text reading "Super mega ultra cheat menu". There are three options available to you... Summon a random pokemon, summon a random Persona or summon a random anime character. Your finger is hovering over the options, which one do you pick?
        Sep 20, 2020 at 4:36 AM
    8. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight! (/^▽^)/
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You start to slow down and guide Riko behind you as if you were going to protect her. You stick your right arm into the air and start rolling down your sleeve. The zombies are getting closer and closer, only a couple of feet away from you. As your sleeve rolls down, the Nintendo® power glove that you've been wearing all this time starts to become visible.
        Sep 19, 2020
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        The zombies start to slow down too, their eyes glued to the power glove. You pull your arm in front of your chest and quickly use your other hand to use the directional pad on the power glove to enter some kinda secret move. Up, up, down, down, left, right... left... right...
        Sep 19, 2020
      4. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Gozza WE JUST GONNA PRESS B A AND START
        Sep 19, 2020
    9. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        Riko looks at you all confused. "Huh?!?!". "No time for daydreaming, we gotta move!". Riko tries to nod her head but you're already in super athlete mode, dragging her along once again.
        Sep 18, 2020
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Gozza No time for chit-chat Velma!
        Sep 18, 2020
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        Sigh... <3 Velma
        Sep 18, 2020
    10. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about a bunch of zombies blaming each other for making Riko 'disappear', Even though you wanted this as your original outcome, you're feeling extremely guilty. You let out another big sigh and powerwalk back to the zombie that coughed up the pair of glasses.
        Sep 17, 2020
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You stop right in front of the zombie, and stop will all your power on his foot. While trying to scream in pain, he now coughs out Riko... Covered in gross slime and looking completely lost. "Princess Uni! What happened?!?! It went dark for a second... There was a zombie party and... and..."
        Sep 17, 2020
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "I'm sososososoooooo sorry Riko!", as you quickly grab her hand to help her up. You're trying to drag her along but she tries to grab her glasses. Struggling to see, so it takes her a few tries to grab them. The zombies stare at you both, confused with what's going but it doesn't take them long to start chasing the both of you down.
        Sep 17, 2020
    11. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about trying to gain some distance between you and Riko who is dancing with a bunch of zombies... or so you thought! You feel bad for trying to run away from Riko, leaving her with the zombies and the noise you just heard made you feel even worse.
        Sep 16, 2020
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You stop in place, let out a loud sigh and turn around to see what the noise was that you just heard. You take in the situation... "1,2,3...4... 5 zombies and... no Riko?". You tilt your head a little, a little confused. All zombies notice that you're looking at them so they start to stare back at you. "Uhmmm... where did the girl go?".
        Sep 16, 2020
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        One zombie starts to burp and coughs up a pair of glasses. Your eyes get bigger, a little shocked but at the same time you were well aware that this was going to happen, it was the whole reason you didn't want them near you. "W-w-well... he he he I'm just... going... to leave, o-o-ok?".
        Sep 16, 2020
    12. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about sneaking out of an awkward situation regarding Riko and a bunch of zombies. You should be looking for your friend Bill but in the end, you've just been running around in circles to get rid of these zombies so it seems you can now finally get back to what you've been wanting to do.
        Sep 15, 2020
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        While you're running away from you do see Riko in the corner of your eye trying to do some silly moments that the zombies that you've dropped on her are trying to copy. A relieving sigh follows, you originally thought these zombies had bad intentions and you wanted to make them Riko's problem but this couldn't have ended in a better way.
        Sep 15, 2020
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        All of a sudden you hear a loud high pitched yell that didn't sound very pleasing. An unnerving feeling follows, do you go back to check what happened? O-o-orrrrr...
        Sep 15, 2020
    13. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'morning m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about having a bunch of zombies standing in a line behind you, all having their hands on each others shoulders, waiting for you to start a Polonaise dance.
        Sep 14, 2020
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You're not really sure how to feel about this whole situation and Riko is staring at you with a big smile which just makes it all even more awkward. What to do... what to do? In a panic you throw your hands up in the air and all the zombies behind you do the same. You quickly grab Riko by the shoulders and quickly push her into the zombies.
        Sep 14, 2020
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        As you move your arms back down, the zombies put their arms back down too which means that Riko is now leading the Polonaise dance. Riko's eyes open up really wide, "Uhmmm... Wut? Wait! PRINCESS UNI~~~!!!! !! ! ". You take this opportunity to give her a big smile, a wave and get yourself out of that situation as quickly as possible.
        Sep 14, 2020
    14. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about being tapped on the shoulder twice... one time by Riko, who saw you sneaking around in a bush and the second time by... one of the zombies that snuck up on you as well!
        Sep 13, 2020
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You scream really loudly, trying to turn away but it seems too late. The zombie has managed to grab of your shoulders tightly. You close your eyes, being scared of what might happen next. You feel shivers all over your body, expecting the worst. But... as you open your eyes again, you see that all the zombies have gathered in 1 spot. All grabbing each other by the shoulders, making a line...
        Sep 13, 2020
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        You look at Riko with a confused look on your face and she just shrugs her shoulders. "I really don't know what's going on". The zombie that's holding your shoulders is starting to move his legs and shaking his hips from left to right. "I-i-is this one of those Polonaise dances?"
        Sep 13, 2020
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      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about hiding in a bush, trying to jump a girl, Riko, who's looking for her friend with a bunch of zombies. Why? Because you want to go look for your own friend, who is also a zombie, and these zombies are slowing you down but you're hoping that your zombie friend is not in this group.
        Sep 12, 2020
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        It's gone rather quiet and you can't see the girl, whose name you've already forgotten too. It's not like you hate her but... you're not a huge fan of her high pitch voice. You turn around, trying to see where the zombies are but right when you're about to look you feel a hand placed on your shoulder.
        Sep 12, 2020
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "YAHALOOO!". Your heart stops for a second, you turn around and you see Riko. "HOLY SHIT... THAT SCARED THE BEEP OUT OF ME! ". Riko smiles at you but her facial expression changes as it seems she's trying to tell you something which is when you feel another hand touching your shoulder. "YAHALOOO!".
        Sep 12, 2020
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      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about wanting to lure a bunch of zombies that aren't zombie Bill, at least you hope, onto Riko who is searching for her friend Reg. After having a good laugh you start to sneak towards her by using the nearby bushes as cover.
        Sep 11, 2020
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You can hear Riko calling out for Reg but it seems that she's moving away from you. You try to move some of the branches out of the way but as you're peeking through the bushes you can't see her anywhere. She's also stopped calling out for Reg. What happened? Did the zombies get her already?
        Sep 11, 2020
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        The zombies themselves are surprisingly quiet too. You turn around and peek through the other end of the bushes and you can still see the zombies getting slowly closer. "A-a-am I doing the right thing?".
        Sep 11, 2020
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      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        But you decided to go into the direction where the girl, whose name you forgot, was looking for zombie Bill and her friend Reg. Maybe you can dump them on her and it'd leave you and your friends alone. A smirk appears on your face. It's not that you want anything bad to happen to people but she should have been dead already...
        Sep 10, 2020
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        It's just...uhmmm... meant to be! As you keep moving along, you slow down the pace a little so that the zombies can keep up with you. You hear a gentle voice calling out the name Reg. It must be her! You stand tall and move a hand in front of your mouth, closing your eyes a little, tilt your head slightly upwards and an evil laugh appears out of your mouth.
        Sep 10, 2020
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        OHHHHHO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!
        Sep 10, 2020
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      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Gozza All the zombies did was follow me, and I didn’t try to lose them, that definitely sounds like a double oopsie on my part.
        Sep 9, 2020
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        Hmmm... so a triple oopsie? Also, why dont you like Riko? :p
        Sep 9, 2020
      4. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Gozza its not that I don’t like Riko, it’s just I barely know em and all these oopsies keep happening
        Sep 10, 2020
    19. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about thinking that you just roasted zombie Bill with some fancy metal gizmo that's normally attached to Reg that shoots laser beams. While checking on the state of this deep-fried zombie you hear more zombie noises from behind you.
        Sep 8, 2020
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You slowly turn your head and you notice a little army of zombies with their arms stretched out walking towards you. "Eek!". You quickly start to move towards the metal gizmo that you placed on the ground to pick it up. You scoop it up with one hand and hold it somewhat tightly to your chest but not too close because you're scared because it could shoot another laser beam.
        Sep 8, 2020
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        They're these old school zombies from the '70s movies, so they can't really run so luckily you can manoeuvre yourself out of trouble easily. You don't want to sprint like a maniac because going out of breath would be a bad thing. About 10 of them are chasing you... But with some closer inspection, doesn't seem that any of them are zombie Bill. Phew!
        Sep 8, 2020
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      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! may you have sweet dreams about finding a metal object that should normally be attached to Reg's arm. While trying to clean it, you activated the thing which resulted in it shooting zombie Bill, who you were looking for in the first place. "B-B-Bill!", you scream while running towards zombie Bill.
        Sep 7, 2020
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Bleharghhghhh". He looks a little crispy, smells a little burned, sounds a little odder than normal but he's... moving? So he should be okay? Right?! You walk around zombie Bill who's not really acting like himself. His eyes are focussed on you though, following your every move.
        Sep 7, 2020
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "You alright Bill? I'm soooooo sorry about everything that has happened to you!". "Blehharghghghhhh....". "Uhmmm... Bill?". You squint your eyes a little. You're not quite sure but did that last Bleharghghghgh come from behind you?
        Sep 7, 2020
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