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UniversalParanoia1

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Goodnight! Jun 12, 2021 at 8:29 PM

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Jun 13, 2021 at 1:31 PM
    1. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Slaynoir
        Slaynoir
        It's kinda cute you say g'night every day xD That takes some dedication.
        Jun 12, 2021 at 8:32 PM
      2. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Slaynoir thank you for noticing! I've been doing this for about 2 years now and Gozza always continues his story on each of my posts. It's just a little fun we do because why not?
        Jun 13, 2021 at 8:01 AM
    2. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight everyone! or good morning, depending on your time zone I suppose. I will be sleeping now :p
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about being in a dark room with 14 teenagers. 1 of these teenagers has killed somebody, you've just called out somebody as the killer and the rest of the teenagers in the room are confused that you figured it out so quickly.
        Jun 12, 2021 at 7:52 PM
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        One of the teenagers is a blond haired dude with white trimmed glasses, "Well, now that's all sorted out, we can go back to our rooms. I don't want to miss an episode of True Crime Scenes". "Wowowowow, hold up! Don't I get to defend myself?", the guy with the goatee asks the other teenagers in the room. "Nope!".
        Jun 12, 2021 at 7:56 PM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "AAAAAAARGGHHHHHH...I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for that pesky kid!". "Well, since my job here is done, peace out!", as you take some anime pose where you look through the peace sign that you've made with your fingers. All the other teenagers wave goodbye as you hear the dude with the goatee screaming in the background.
        Jun 12, 2021 at 7:57 PM
    3. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Buenos noches!
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      2. Clotilde
        Clotilde
        ¡Buenos días!
        PS: Its actually "Buenas noches" like in feminine (For some reason, words have gender in Spanish) But you were pretty close :D
        Jun 11, 2021 at 3:40 AM
      3. TheNuisance1
        TheNuisance1
        Hola que tal?
        Jun 11, 2021 at 4:10 AM
      4. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        @Clotilde I forgot everything after 2 years of Spanish class too, damn!
        Jun 11, 2021 at 9:29 PM
    4. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Nighty night!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about finding yourself in a new challenge room. You find yourself in a room with 14 teenagers. Some of them are wearing costumes, some have rather funky hair and others seem to be normal but you're pretty sure they'll have some odd behaviours if you talk to them long enough.
        Jun 11, 2021 at 1:19 AM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        The purpose of this challenge room is to find a killer. One of the teenagers had been killed not too long ago and you're the person they're relying on to bust the case right open! A dude, looking like a hamster is staring at you, "P-p-please help me, I'm scared... I'm too young to die". "Why do you think you're going to die?", you ask.
        Jun 11, 2021 at 1:21 AM
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        "This group of teenagers found themselves locked up in a school with no windows.. and there is some little bear looking thingy that told us that we have to kill each other if we want to make it out alive". "Don't worry, I'll figure this out".
        Jun 11, 2021 at 1:25 AM
    5. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      gOODnIght!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        "I know it's purple and it may look a bit odd but a bagel is a bagel!". "Alright, we'll accept that as your final answer. We will award you a 100 points for that!". "Wait, that's just an opinion... how can you give me points for that?". "Uhmmm... Next questions!".
        Jun 9, 2021 at 6:22 PM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Oi, don't change the subject... ". "N-n-next question". 14 spotlights go on and you find yourself looking at 14 new faces that you've never seen before. One of the teenagers has light brown hair who looks around the room and says, "This is all is just a waste of time.". A girl with white hair replies to him, "This is the only way we'll find the killer!"
        Jun 9, 2021 at 6:26 PM
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        The presenter speaks up again, "One of these students has killed another student and you've got 10 minutes to figure out who it was. Good luck, your time starts... now!".
        Jun 9, 2021 at 6:27 PM
    6. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about reopening the door you closed a few seconds ago. You peek inside again but this time you're prepared for the spotlight that's shining in your face. "AND HERE SHE IS AGAIN, OUR CONTESTANT, PRINCESS UUUUU-NIIIIII-PA-RARARARARARARA! COME ON DOWN!".
        Jun 8, 2021 at 7:48 PM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        You take a deep breath and start moving into the room. Even though everything is dark, you do notice a little desk in the middle of the room with a big red button. "Wanna terll us a little about yourself princess?". "Not really, let's hear these questions so I can move on". "Alright".
        Jun 8, 2021 at 7:50 PM
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        "How do you feel about the blueberry bagel? Do you feel people should embrace it and see it as part of the bagel family? Or do you think that these kinds of bagels shouldn't exist?".
        Jun 8, 2021 at 7:54 PM
    7. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about closing a red door with the words "REDRUM" on it. What you saw in that challenge room was something you didn't really feel in participating in. You look over at Billy Bonkers, the old man who owns this park that you can inherit from him, "What options do I have to skip this room?".
        Jun 8, 2021 at 7:20 PM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        Billy Bonkers looks at you with a confused look, "So you don't mind rooms with lasers and bombs, but a game show challenge room is too much for you?". Now it's time for you to have a confused look on your face, "I'm sure that some questions are going to be asked that I simply wouldn't know the answers to. And with how things have been going, this isn't going to end well for us".
        Jun 8, 2021 at 7:22 PM
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        Billy Bonkers scratches his head a little, "You clever girl... What if I tell you that nothing really bad will happen to you or your friends?". "Define really bad for me". "No lasers or bombs... he he he". You just sigh and open up the door again to peek inside.
        Jun 8, 2021 at 7:24 PM
    8. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams opening up a brand new challenge door with the words "REDRUM" written on it. You peek into the room and it's dark. You open the door a little more and all of a sudden a bright light starts to shine on you.
        Jun 6, 2021
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Ladies and gentlemen, the contestant for tonight's episode.. Princess Uniiiii-paaa-rarararararaaaa!". You take a step back and close the door. You look at Billy Bonkers, who is standing slightly behind you, "I'm not going in there".
        Jun 6, 2021
      3. Slinderman407
        Slinderman407
        Good Night!
        Jun 7, 2021 at 7:04 AM
    9. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about making your way through the challenge room that has just been cleared by Goldilocks after she did some fancy acrobatics through a hallway with laser beams to push a button. "So what room are we going to now?". The old man is walking a little bit ahead of you and pops his head through the door at the end of the hallway to look for the next challenge door.
        Jun 4, 2021
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Let me... see... Ah yes, this room". He's got his hands on his back but starts to walk a little faster. "Come, come... this way!". He stops at a brand new door... This time the door is bright red with the words "REDRUM" written on it. "Another one of those rooms where accidents could happen, aye?". "What? Absolutely not!".
        Jun 4, 2021
    10. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about watching Goldilocks doing some acrobatic flips to make her way through a room filled with dangerous traps that would get triggered by laser beams. After Goldilocks made her way through the hallways, she pushed the button and it seems all the lasers are now turned off.
        Jun 4, 2021
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You look over at the old man, "Yo, how many more challenge rooms are there?". Billy Bonkers looks back at you, "Just a few more. I had a lot more in mind, but you and your friends are making it all look easy...". You nod in agreement. Then Billy bonkers points at zombie Bill, "Except for this guy".
        Jun 4, 2021
    11. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        Now that you know zombie Bill is going to be okay you glance over at Goldilocks again who walks past you, and as she is walking past you, she grabs a little elastic band from her wrist and starts tying up her hair.
        Jun 2, 2021
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        She has a determined look on her face. She starts doing backflips and spins through the hallways... You struggle to see how she's doing it but you know it's impressive. Dodging every laser beam perfectly. The most insane thing about it is that she's not even looking what she's doing. Like a cat who always knocks off things from tables... but then the complete opposite of that.
        Jun 2, 2021
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        As she reaches the other side of the hallways, she finishes her impressive run off with a final pose. She then stretches her arm out, pushes the button that was located on the other side of the hallways, turns around at you and bows down. You start to clap... and even the old man next to you starts to clap with how impressive that was. Godddddam...
        Jun 2, 2021
    12. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about dragging zombie Bill back into the hallway where all the doors are after he got split apart by a massive scythe. You're slightly panicked but not as much as you would be if it were somebody else since it's zombie Bill we're talking about.
        Jun 1, 2021
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        Canti runs over to check up on Bill. You and Goldilocks align the two zombie Bill halves up next to each other and Canti uses his arm to staple Bill back together. You give Zombie Bill a pat on his head, "You're such an idiot". Zombie Bill smirks... "How do I look m'lady?".
        Jun 1, 2021
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "You never were pleasing on the eye to begin with but I guess these battle scars look kinda cool... I guess". "So... What you're saying is... I'm pretty dope?". You just sigh and continue patting 'm on the head.
        Jun 1, 2021
    13. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about watching zombie Bill, with his head hanging low, walking towards the room that's smoked up. You try to reach out to him, knowing that something bad could be happening any minute.
        May 31, 2021
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        "B-B-BILL! Stop!". Bill raises his head and turns his head towards you but... he still takes another step. His foot ends up in the same location of the destination of one of the laser beams. You and Bill hear a clicking sound and as Bill turns his head to see where the noise is coming from, a giant scythe comes down and splits poor zombie Bill in half.
        May 31, 2021
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Noooooo... Bill!!". You run to the edge of the room and you quickly grab both Bill's hands and you try to drag 'm back outside the room. "T-t-that didn't g-g-go as planned". "Oh my god, Bill, are you alright?". "Me? Oh yah.. I'll be fine. Nothing a few staples can't fix".
        May 31, 2021
    14. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about being pushed by an old man known as, Billy Bonkers, into a room with a bunch of lasers. You don't know what will actually happen when you touch the lasers but there is only one way to find out. There is a door on the other side of the room so... the question is....
        May 30, 2021
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Who is going to make it across to the other side of the room?". You check out your team and you decide that there really is only one person for the job. Zombie Bill makes eye contact with you and notices that you're looking for somebody so, of course, he thinks that you're looking for him so he starts to skip towards you.
        May 30, 2021
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "What is it that you need m'lady?!". You look at Bill, "No, not you... This seems to be a job for Goldilocks since she's a stealth ninja goddess". "Oh...". Zombie Bill hangs his head and as he tries to walk away, actually walks into the room.
        May 30, 2021
    15. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about gently opening the metal door and peeking in. You see a small hallway. It's a little dark with a door on the other side. You observe the room for a bit, checking the walls and ceiling first. You notice a few awkwardly placed items around the room. They look like photo cameras.
        May 30, 2021
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You signal Canti to come over. Canti skips towards you and you point into the room, "What do you think? It's lasers, right?". Canti peeks into the room as well. He lifts one of his legs to signal to you to hold up as he turns his big butt towards the room. He starts to kneel and sticks his big butt into the air.
        May 30, 2021
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        A smike comes out of Canti's butt, fogging up the whole room. Billy Bonkers, who is observing what you two are doing, doesn't seem pleased that you've already figured out what's going on. "Oi. get in the room already". You peek into the room again, "There we go... red lasers".
        May 30, 2021
    16. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about climbing out of the boat again and walking back to the door that was locked by its owner, Billy Bonkers. "So this was the test?". You hear a laughter from behind the door, followed by a clicking sound. As you open the door you see Billy Bonkers on the ground, holding his belly, "ohhh myyy... sooo funnyyyyy... hooohohoho".
        May 29, 2021
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "You do know we already figured out what was going to happen, right? Not to mention, it came out of the water extremely slow, so I doubt it would ever scare anybody". The man starts to get back to his feet, rubbing his eyes dry. "Yeah sure lady... Alright, move along, next room".
        May 29, 2021
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        The man walks towards a new door, this door is made out of metal and has the number 7 written on it. It has a red button to the side of it that says "Do not push". "It's going to be one of those challenges, aye?".
        May 29, 2021
    17. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You're still waiting for this 'exciting' thing to happen. You've already figured out that if something were to happen it'd be coming out of the trees or out of the water. As you peek over the boat, you notice a few ripples in the water. "Make sure to act scared in a few seconds team. It might result in us getting out of this room a lot quicker".
        May 27, 2021
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        You hear a few loud noises coming from underneath the boat, it's like two old gears that are trying to move. It takes a few seconds but slowly an object comes out of the water. "It.... it's... a robotic shark? Ohhh, no... help, help...", as you over dramatically throw your hands in the air. Your friends do the same, it all looks really clumsy, like a really bad comedy movie.
        May 27, 2021
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        That's when you hear the megaphone go on again, "HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA... GOT YOU! WE GOT YOUUUU".
        May 27, 2021
    18. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight! Time to pass out
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about finding yourself in a new challenge room. This time the room looks like a jungle with something that looks like a river, which it can't really because it's inside a room and you've questioned this already but at this point you're just going with it.
        May 26, 2021
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        You climb into the boat with the help of zombie Bill, who for the first time in his life is being a gentleman. You sit down and look at the boat and the water. Not only that, but you check out the trees around the water. "Right... So now what?".
        May 26, 2021
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        You hear the megaphone blearing through the door again, "Wait for it!". You and your friends just sit in the boat, staring across the water. "Exciting...".
        May 26, 2021
    19. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about having entered a new challenge room. The old man, Billy Bonkers, thought it was room number 9 but it's clearly number 6. He was expecting a room with jellybeans but you got a different instead.
        May 25, 2021
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        You look around and you see a jungle with a lake and a boat. "You have an actual jungle in the middle of your factory?", as you feel the humidity starting to hit you. "It's just a room, but a very large room this time. Please, take sit in the boat". He guides you and your friends towards the boat, helping you get in. "I can't tell you what the promise is but I can wish you good luck".
        May 25, 2021
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Thanks old man". You watch the old man walk away, closing the door behind him a second later. "Beep-boop?". "I'm not sure what to expect Canti, just smile and go with it". "Beep-boop!".
        May 25, 2021
    20. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
      Goodnight!
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about walking through a hallway of door with numbers on them, looking for the next challenge. "This way", the old man smiles at you. He walks towards a door with the number 6 on it but the number is only screwed in at the bottom, so it's hanging upside down.
        May 25, 2021
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Welcome to room number 9". "It's clearly number 6", you reply. "Huh?". "You can see the dust from the 6, it just wasn't screwed tight at the top". "Listen here young lady. This is my donut and bagel factory, clearly I know my own factory better than you". "What's behind this door then?". "A challenge!". "What kinda challenge?".
        May 25, 2021
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        Billy Bonkers takes a moment to think about it, "It's about jellybeans!", as he opens the door. You look inside the door and don't see anything regarding jellybeans. "Right... Jellybeans". "Well, since we're here... You can do this challenge in the meantime!".
        May 25, 2021
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