UniversalParanoia1

You start to laugh... "Dad?! What the actual fuck!". Your dad looks at you and then takes a moment to look at the crew that you've brought with you. "Well Uni, I've been keeping a very large secret from you. I'm Dad, a Sith lord... and you're my daughter which means you've got Sith Lord blood running through your veins".

"Your mother... She's a space pirate queen. We met each other when she was trying to steal my spaceship but since I'm a Sith Lord, I stole her space ship from her. She sued me afterward and I couldn't do anything but marry her to get my own spaceship back. Don't look at me like that Uni, it's complicated ok?"

@Gozza do space pirates still say ‘argh’?

Another dark room but at least it doesn't seem as big as Bill's palace. You notice a little desk with a tiny person sitting behind it. You walk up to, "I have an appointment with my dad, he's expecting me". The person behind the desk starts to glare at you, "Is that so? What is your name?"

"I am princess Uniparararara!" as you smile at her confidently. "Follow the corridor to the left and just keep going left at every left you see.". You nod your head and thank the tiny thing for helping you out. "Let's go team!"

@Gozza Princess Uniparararara is my name and eating bagels is my game

Same XD

Haha. Sky-cow patties is quite the mental image. Birds poop enough as it is.

As they knocked, an elephant came through the door.

What kind of elephant? Was it purplish/blueish? Making an ahegao face?

@Gozza it was Tim!

@Gozza spider man sneezes

Something... uhmm... hanging... lip.
*Points to his own bottom lip*
No... The other side. Yeah, You got it.

Noob-Noob! This girl gets it.

Your friends have a confused look on their faces. "Sorry, I didn't know I was a princess either but I'll take it!". The voice coming out of the gizmo also tells you that he or she is not allowed to help you, getting inside the castle is your first test but there is a reward waiting for you!

@Gozza lmao we got some Hachikuji in there. Also, WHAT WAS THE REWARD

I dunno what the rewards is yet Unipararararararara... Sorry, I stuttered. I do have an idea about how to get you inside the castle... HE HE HE HE

The dapper owl sits on top of Canti's head, you sit on the body part and Bill got the butt. "Thanks, Canti! Now I can't see where we're going". "It's alright Mister Bill, you just have to turn your head around" giggles the owl. "oh yah..."

The 4 of you arrive at the castle but you don't really know how to enter since the castle is floating in the air. Canti beep boops some more and points at this weird little contraption looking thing that looks like a speaker with a giant red button. There is a note attached to it, "I'm busy, fuck off". You giggle, "charming dad!"

@Gozza hahahahaha!

Here @Gozza goes again with the amazing storytelling! Can't wait for the next one XD

@Oceanwithwaves You're too kind... and you've got to blame @UniversalParanoia1 for saying goodnight every night for 7-8 months... haha

@Oceanwithwaves yup! @Gozza has always been a good story teller!

You're clearly in shock, that's when the owl waggles over to you and says, "Don't worry Uni, it's just Bill. We'll tape his head back on later. He'll be alright". Canti actually starts applauding and looks very satisfied with what you've just done. Confused you look at the dapper owl. "Your father did the same thing... he he"

@Gozza but where are we gonna get the tape?!

We'll think of something! mwuahahaha

@Gozza she might like that...

@Gozza @RogueLynx I like both of your ideas! Also, poor Zombie Bill Murray..

Night! And @Gozza , that's genius!

It's all getting darker and darker, to a point where you can't see what's in front of you anymore. Then all of a sudden, a loud bang.. and you're rolling around a couple of times on a floor. You open your eyes and look back... You just flew out of a closet? Where is the rollercoaster and the cart? At least your friends seem to be okay!

@Gozza Lol what an interesting friend group. What was outside the closet?!

@UniversalParanoia1 MOAR SHARKERINOS!

@Gozza what’s gonna happen at the top?!

You're going to get eaten by a shark!

@Gozza Wooooo sharks

Giant radioactive spider robot called Canti! Giant radioactive spider robot called Canti! Does whatever a giant radioactive spider robot called Canti can! Spins a web any size, catches thieves just like flies
Look out, here comes the giant radioactive spider robot called Cantiiii!!! Beep Boop!

@Gozza I’m liking that comment in spirit

@RogueLynx Not a dungeon master... did have a shitty online comic about 20 years ago :)

My stories are ass, my creativity is endless... seems balanced

@Gozza I disagree, I like your stories!

I always get a chuckle when you catch one of the references I've been making. My niece is the same age as you and when she catches me making references she'll actually go out of her way to look it all up. Most of the time she doesn't catch 'm and she just gives me this look like I'm 'special'. Which then makes it clear how old I really am... hehe

G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about following zombie Bill through his palace inside a caravan. You're now in an area that's pretty dark, you actually can't see what's ahead. Bill stops for a second and turns around. "Would you like to see something cool?". Bill then flicks a switch and the lights reveal a giant rollercoaster!

You're impressed with how this little caravan can hold such a giant rollercoaster inside. "Canti, do you want to go... Canti?". You spin around a few times, looking for Canti and that's when you notice him charging at the rollercoaster already, trying to fit in the front cart and waving at you to hurry up! Beep boop! Beeeeep boop!

@Gozza let’s goooo!

Bill looks at Canti... "Uhmmm... sure?". Canti is excited and starts to beep boop some more. As you walk inside, you let out a really loud and surprising "Woawwwwwwwww...". You look around, something doesn't make sense. "A palace inside a caravan? How is that even possible?". Bill looks at you and whispers in your ear... "It's a dream silly! Everything is possible".

Hahaha Caravan Palace....

Also I love it when Canti does little beep boops

Woo who?

oh did you let the dogs out?

*crickets*

You'll have to find out later!

@Gozza GASP

NO U!

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