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UniversalParanoia1

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Goodnight! May 23, 2022 at 7:22 PM

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    1. UniversalParanoia1
    2. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about hanging onto a big bird's feet. You told it to fly to the top of the cliff, or you'de play more Nickelback. It does what you tell it to and within seconds you make it to the top of the cliff. "Get out of here, shoo-shoo!" As you wave the bird away.
        May 23, 2022 at 5:33 PM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        You unclip the boxes from your harness, and place them on the ground. You dust off your clothes and take off the harness. You put the 1-ups you've collected in your magical bag. You pick up the boxes of milk and move towards the castle.
        May 23, 2022 at 5:38 PM
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        You see the old man lying on the ground. You kick the man in his side, "wake up old man... I'm here!" "Huh? How did you get here so quickly!? That's supposed to be a difficult climb with flying creatures lurking!" You raise your eyebrow, thinking to yourself, "He knew. Alright, Where do we deliver these milk bottles?".
        May 23, 2022 at 5:42 PM
    3. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about hanging on a steep cliff, that you're trying to climb, about to be attacked by a bunch of really ugly birds. The radio that you had attached to your hip, playing Nickelback, had been protecting you up to this point, but since one of the birds broke the radio, you find yourself in a difficult situation.
        May 23, 2022 at 5:19 PM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        As the first bird starts to charge towards you, you unclip yourself from your safety rope. You use the cliff to jump towards the bird and you land on its head. A loud noise starts to play, and a green mushroom appears that you quickly grab. You quickly use the head of the one bird to then leap towards the next bird where you perform the same action.
        May 23, 2022 at 5:22 PM
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        After a few jumps, going from bird to bird, and after collecting a few more 1-ups, you reach the last flying bird. Luckily, he's also not far from the top of the cliff, and you quickly grab the bird by his feet. "If you know what's good for you, fly to the top! Or I'm going to turn on the Nickelback again."
        May 23, 2022 at 5:25 PM
    4. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        One of the birds starts making some strange screeching noises, which is resulting in the birds trying to be more aggressive, but the power of Nickelback is still able to protect you. Then one of them decides to divebomb you, aiming for your radio. He actually makes contact and the radio stops playing music.
        May 20, 2022 at 7:53 PM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        You were trying to reach for one of the rocks before, so you could keep continue your climb but you now focus on your radio. Shaking it and bagging it with both your hands. You're currently hanging there as the birds are starting to prepare to divebomb you again. "Work!", as you slam the radio against the cliff a few times. "Why does this work for the Fonz and not me..."
        May 20, 2022 at 7:58 PM
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        Slinderman407
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        May 21, 2022 at 11:49 PM
    5. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
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      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about climbing a pretty steep cliff. At the top of the cliff is a castle, where you have to deliver blue milk. You've pimped yourself out with some mountain climbing gear, something master Toastie doesn't know anything about.
        May 18, 2022 at 5:18 PM
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        As you're making your way up the cliff, you start to notice more weirdly looking birds flying around you. It seems they're looking for an opportunity to attack you, you don't know what the reason is, but you're aware of the situation. As long as the boxes of milk get delivered safely, we're good.
        May 18, 2022 at 5:20 PM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        The birds are starting to get closer. You quickly grab a little smartphone from your magical bag and attach it quickly to your harness. "Hey Google, play Nickelback!" The birds didn't bother you again during your climb up the cliff.
        May 18, 2022 at 5:23 PM
    6. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
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      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about continuing your training. 1 box of milk less, but still plenty of boxes left to deliver. You give the flying Nimbus back to master Toastie. "Alright, no more cheating you hear! There is a reason to this madness, you just have to trust me." You sigh and put the turtle shell backpack back on to.
        May 18, 2022 at 5:11 PM
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        "So, this cliff... at the top is your next delivery! See you at the top." The old man flies off, sitting on his flying Nimbus. You chuckle. This poor man doesn't know that you have a magical bag and that this is the perfect time to put it to good use.
        May 18, 2022 at 5:12 PM
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "A pair of mountain climbing boots, with a pair of step-in crampons for them. A rope. Let's see... Ice axe, a harness. Carabiners seem like a must. Some snow pickets." You put your harness on and start making your way to the top.
        May 18, 2022 at 5:16 PM
    7. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
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      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about having enjoyed your tea with Yase, but you tell her that you've got to go back to check on master Toastie, just to be sure he's okay. She understands and you two share a hug. You also high five her little servant, right before you jump back on the flying Nimbus.
        May 16, 2022
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        As you fly towards the location where the old man was trapped, you see a big pool of slime on the ground, covering a large portion of the ground, and you also see it covering the nearby trees. "Ah, you came back... I didn't expect that! Did you meet lady Yase?" "I did, we had a nice cup of tea..."
        May 16, 2022
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Alright old man, I've got nothing against this training but no more streaming and I want you to be serious! And I promise to treat you with that same respect." "Hmmm... alright, that sounds fair enough. With that said, it's time to continue." The man points to a castle, placed at the top of a huge mountain. "That's where we're going next."
        May 16, 2022
    8. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
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      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about drinking tea with Yase, the person who lives in the cathedral that you had to deliver blue milk to for some form of special training. You don't want to come across as rude, so you take the slightest sip of your tea. To your surprise, it's actually really nice.
        May 15, 2022
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        "I wish I could stay longer, m'lady Yase... but I have more deliveries to make, and I may have left my teacher in a rather difficult situation. I may have to go back to check on him." "Don't tell me, is it master Toastie?" "Why... yes, yes it is!" "Don't worry about him! He may look old, but he can handle himself just fine."
        May 15, 2022
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "How do you know master Toastie, m'lady Yase?" "I fought him for this cathedral", she says with the biggest smile. She gives you the biggest smile, but you do notice that her teeth are looking rather pointy. "I'm guessing you won?" "With ease!!"
        May 15, 2022
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      UniversalParanoia1
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      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about kneeling in front of Yase, who is the ruler of the cathedral that you had to deliver milk to. Yase grabs you by your arms. "Silly girl, get up! Don't kneel for me!" You look up at her face, and you see a gorgeous face... but there is something odd going on though since her eyes are pitch black.
        May 14, 2022
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Please, come have tea with me!", as she drags you by the arm to this cute little table. She guides you towards a chair and gently helps you to sit down. "You must be very busy, but please, have a cup with me... What kind of tea would you like?"
        May 14, 2022
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        She opens a box and you see all sorts of flavors... You just don't know any of them. "Rowa Fruit, Bloodrose or maybe some Dewkissed?". "Which one is the sweetest?". "Maybe some milk?" You look over at the blue milk, "I think I'm good."
        May 14, 2022
    10. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
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      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about following a little girl, dressing in the brightest pink you've ever seen, into another giant room inside one of the cathedrals where you had to deliver a few boxes with milk bottles in it. "Please, you can put the boxes down for now, fair maiden. But do bring one of the bottles with you.", a voice says from within the room.
        May 13, 2022
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You put the boxes down, next to the door. You open the box and notice the bottles are filled with something... but it doesn't look like milk. "Blue?" "Oh fair maiden, I see you are not from around here. Please, 1 bottle and sit down with me." You look into the direction the voice was coming from, and see another young lady, but this time she seems to be the same size as you.
        May 13, 2022
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "M'lady Yase?", you ask her. As Yase stands up, she uses her hands to gently lift her beautiful bright pink dress a little. You can't see her face just yet since she's wearing a large hat, but her curly golden hear is poking out... and it's gorgeous. "M-m-m'lady Yase... ", as you kneel slightly.
        May 13, 2022
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      UniversalParanoia1
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Yase or Yayase?" "Yyyyaaayaaaayaasaaaa..." "So, Yayayase?" "Noonoonooonooo... Yyyyaaaaaa...ssseeseeee..." "Yase?!" "Yyyeysss." You look around the room, there are a lot of chairs lined up, with a shrine on the other side. Nothing else here but some candles and this bright red carpet. "Nice place." "Tthhhaaannnanakkkss"
        May 12, 2022
      3. UniversalParanoia1
        UniversalParanoia1
        “You’reeeeeeeeeee wellllllcooommeeee” @Gozza
        May 12, 2022
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        Hooopepepeee yoououuu aarerereee doingngng welllell yooounngnglliinngg!
        May 13, 2022
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      UniversalParanoia1
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      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about leaving master Toastie behind, attached to a turle shell backpack that's stuck in a dinosaur's mouth while you flew off with the flying Nimbus so that you complete your training which is to deliver boxes of milk bottles to certain locations in this strange land.
        May 12, 2022
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You reach the end of a path, seeing a giant cathedral appear. It seems like graves are surrounding the cathedral. Not the nicest place, but you really want to complete your training. You're not worried about the old man, since he wanted you to do this... so he clearly must have done this himself at some point, so he knows how to handle himself.
        May 12, 2022
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        You fly around for a bit, spotting the front door was a little tricky, but you find it. You get off the flying Nimbus and knock on the door. It takes a few seconds but then the door slowly opens slightly. "Yyyyyyeeeesssssss?!" "Milk delivery?" "Ppppllleeeaasseee whyhyyyy dddooonnn'tttt youuuu cooommmeeee innn???"
        May 12, 2022
    13. UniversalParanoia1
      UniversalParanoia1
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      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about being stuck in the mouth of a dinosaur, while mater Toastie is floating in front of you. "Here..." You pass the boxes of milk bottles off to the old man, you unlock the belt, and you land both your feet on the little cloud. You shove the old man towards the shell and quickly lock him into the turtle shell back pack.
        May 10, 2022
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        "I'm fine with training and doing these stupid deliveries, but I'm not a fan of the camera..." You grab the boxes from master Toastie. "I'm borrowing this." Master Toastie's mouth is wide open. "You wouldn't!" "Later gator!" As you fly off, leaving Master Toastie hanging in the dinosaurs mouth.
        May 10, 2022
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      UniversalParanoia1
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      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about running away from a giant dinosaur like looking creature, while you're carrying boxes with milk bottles. Closely following you both is master Toastie, zooming around with a camera, recording the whole thing from the safety of his flying Nimbus cloud.
        May 9, 2022
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You can hear the loud footsteps closing in on you, there is no time to look around to see how far the dinosaur is behind you. That's when, all of a sudden, you get picked up by your backpack. You try to balance the boxes of milk as the dinosaur pulls you up into the air.
        May 9, 2022
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "P-pz-pz-pz-lz-lz-plz... don't eat me..." You hand there for a second and, all of a sudden, you get swung from left to right. You turn your head and all you see is your backpack protecting you from being eaten and a lot of really sharp teeth, covered in all sorts of gross drool. The old man comes in a little closer with his camera... "How are you going to get out of this?"
        May 9, 2022
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      UniversalParanoia1
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      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about crossing a busted up bridge by jumping across it, while being chased by a giant dinosaur. The old man on his little cloud is of no help either. But you stick the landing. One hand on the ground, you quickly move your other hand up into the air, catching the boxes that are filled with milk bottles.
        May 9, 2022
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You hear a loud thump behind you, which makes you turn your head. You don't see the dinosaur. "D-d-did he fall?" The old man, Master Toastie, screams at you to watch out. That's when you look towards the sky and see a giant silhouette coming down towards you. You start pumping your legs and continue running along the pathway.
        May 9, 2022
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        The dinosaur lands behind you, continues his pursuit, and the old man is clearly enjoying the 'training footage'. "You're doing great, kid! People are loving the content."
        May 9, 2022
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      UniversalParanoia1
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      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about running through a busy pathway, being chased by a giant dinosaur like looking creature, wearing a pretty heavy turtle shell backpack and still carrying the boxes that are filled with milk bottles. Old manToastie is floating above you somewhere, sitting ontop of his little cload, streaming your actions.
        May 7, 2022
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        Your legs are going as fast as they can, but you can't really see all that well while you're holding this boxes with both hands in front of you, so you try to adjust the way you carry the boxes. Like a waiter, you're now trying to balance them on 1 hand. It's extremely heavy, but it seemed like the only solution.,
        May 7, 2022
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        You see a bridge up ahead, but... it seems damaged? You're not going to take a risk. With all your might, you throw the boxes into the air, and you jump to cross the gap without using the bridge. You look below you as you're crossing the gap, "ohhhhhhh... shit."
        May 7, 2022
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      UniversalParanoia1
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      1. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about making your way around a giant footprint that you just found in the middle of your bush walk. You're on this pathway because master Toastie thinks this is a good idea, as part of your training. "Do you really think this is a good idea, master Toastie?" "Yup, yup... I'm here with you, don't worry."
        May 6, 2022
      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        You mumble something to yourself, something along the lines of "Alright, old man." You're biting your lip, clearly you think the old man is messing with you. You continue your walk and after a few minutes you hear the bushes rustle behind you. "Who is there?" It goes quiet. "Master Toastie, something is hiding behind those bushes!" "Nah, you're good!"
        May 6, 2022
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Old man, I'm telling you... " The bushes rustle behind you, yet again. "Look!" "You'll be fine, just continue..." Something is now moving alongside you, but you can’t make out what it is. "I CLEARLY SEE SOMETHING." The old man starts to float slightly higher... "Nah... " "I see what's going on", and you just start running. That's when a giant dinosaur like creature jumps out of the bushes. "Old man!"
        May 6, 2022
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      UniversalParanoia1
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about continuing your training while wearing a pretty heavy turtle shell backpack on your back while also carrying a few boxes with milk bottles in them. Master Toastie wants you to run to a tower, that you can't see because the boxes are blocking your view.
        May 5, 2022
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        Master Toastie asks you to stop, "Go left here." You stop and look left. "This is a bush path, I don't think it'd be wise to go down that path. Especially in this world!" "I'm the master here! Do you think I would let you get into trouble?" You raise your eyebrow. "You're streaming me doing this training, to a lot of people... I don't trust any of this... "
        May 5, 2022
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        "But okay..." You walk down the path, and it doesn't take long before you almost trip. You look down and see a weirdly shaped hole in the ground. You take a few steps back and take another look. "I-i-is this a footprint?"
        May 5, 2022
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      UniversalParanoia1
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about continuing your training under master Toastie. "So where are we going?", you ask the old man. "You see the castle, up on the hill?" "No, I can't see anything that's in front of me... these boxes are making it hard for me to see." "I see... heh" "ugh, dad jokes."
        May 4, 2022
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Hey, I like comedy! Tell me a good joke, and I might go easy on you today." "A joke?" "Yes, tell me your best joke!" "Give me a bit, maybe my awake state might have one that'll be worth it, but currently, I got nothing." "Since you like jokes so much, what you got, old man?"
        May 4, 2022
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Imagine if you had the ability to fly, like me right now... Wouldn't that be... UPLIFTING? Ohohohohohooooohoooo." "Okay, I've heard enough already."
        May 4, 2022
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      UniversalParanoia1
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      2. Gozza
        Gozza
        G'night m'lady! May you have sweet dreams about continuing your training under master Toastie. "So where are we going?", you ask the old man. "You see the castle, up on the hill?" "No, I can't see anything that's in front of me... these boxes are making it hard for me to see." "I see... heh" "ugh, dad jokes."
        May 3, 2022
      3. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Hey, I like comedy! Tell me a good joke, and I might go easy on you today." "A joke?" "Yes, tell me your best joke!" "Give me a bit, maybe my awake state might have one that'll be worth it, but currently, I got nothing." "Since you like jokes so much, what you got, old man?"
        May 3, 2022
      4. Gozza
        Gozza
        "Imagine if you had the ability to fly, like me right now... Wouldn't that be... UPLIFTING? Ohohohohohooooohoooo." "Okay, I've heard enough already."
        May 3, 2022
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