Turky
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Turky

Well-Known Member, Male, 21, from Outside of Yonkers

Sometimes I just kinda freak out with no warning, and really scare myself. Gotta stop doing that or I'm breaking up with me. Mar 29, 2020 at 11:12 PM

Turky was last seen:
Mar 30, 2020 at 11:13 AM
    1. Turky
      Turky
      The jokes write themselves, folks! No, really. The comedy industry has been taken over by sentient self-writing jokes. Stand-up is dead.
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      2. Turky
        Turky
        Neat. I'll probably check that out today after my double-secret patriarchy meeting.
        Feb 28, 2020
      3. interregnum
        interregnum
        Say hi to Frank for me. I haven't seen him since he switched to the Friday meetings.
        Feb 28, 2020
      4. Turky
        Turky
        Frank says hi. Also we decided to enlarge the wage gap a bit.
        Feb 28, 2020
    2. Turky
      Turky
      Must seem like a godsend to edgy songwriters that the words "insane" and "brain" rhyme.
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      2. Akishima
        Akishima
        But that's pure inanity! What cranial calamity? Who'd think such a strange thing could be? I'm really quite sane, there's nothing wrong with my brain, I just have this extreme craving for tea...
        Feb 27, 2020
      3. Ebonyslayer
        Feb 28, 2020
      4. Turky
        Turky
        Feb 28, 2020
    3. Turky
      Turky
      1. Oceanwithwaves
        Oceanwithwaves
        What did I just watch?
        Feb 26, 2020
    4. Turky
      Turky
      Nezuko is the baby yoda of anime
      1. LinkSword
        LinkSword
        Strangely accurate.
        Feb 24, 2020
      2. Ebonyslayer
        Ebonyslayer
        It makes a lot of sense, though I still haven't seen the newest Star Wars film, still plan to though.
        Feb 24, 2020
    5. Turky
      Turky
      Thinking of switching to a Movie Sonic avatar so I can engage in avatar fisticuffs with @Starletka
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      2. Thrawn
        Thrawn
        Even though your Naoto avatar showcases your superior taste in waifus?
        Feb 23, 2020
      3. Turky
        Turky
        Would still be very blue
        Feb 23, 2020
      4. Oblithian
        Oblithian
        lol
        (As an aside, this is much less engaging now that we can't like eachother's comments and statuses)
        Feb 25, 2020
    6. Turky
      Turky
      Almost 20 years later and Wind Waker is still one of the best video games I've ever goddamn played.
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      2. Turky
        Turky
        Yeah man, that, Sunshine, and The Thousand Year Door defined my gamecube-laden childhood.
        Feb 23, 2020
      3. Oceania19
        Oceania19
        Omfg couldn't agree with you more :O
        Feb 23, 2020
      4. LinkSword
        LinkSword
        Same.
        Feb 23, 2020
    7. Turky
      Turky
      Not bad... you managed to make me exhale through my nose at your meme. Looks like I'll have to use 20% of my power
      1. Ebonyslayer
        Ebonyslayer
        You're making a reference to MHA aren't you?
        Feb 22, 2020
      2. Turky
        Turky
        No
        Feb 22, 2020
      3. Ebonyslayer
        Ebonyslayer
        Oh, then it must have been something else.
        Feb 22, 2020
    8. Turky
      Turky
      I went to the condom store but they were all out of magnums! Magnum condoms are the kind of condom that I use! Magnums! Magnum condoms!
      1. Schizm
      2. Oblithian
        Oblithian
        There is a condom store?
        Feb 25, 2020
    9. Turky
      Turky
      We all make mistakes in the heat of passion, Jimbo - Papa Smurf
    10. Turky
      Turky
      I dispise waking up late
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      2. Ebonyslayer
        Ebonyslayer
        Its true that its time you could using for something.
        Feb 20, 2020
      3. Oceania19
        Oceania19
        Waking up late is equivalent to a day wasted...at least that's what my brain processed it.
        Feb 20, 2020
      4. Oblithian
        Oblithian
        I do as well, but my sleep schedule has been ruined and now the night has taken me.
        Feb 25, 2020
    11. Turky
      Turky
      The only thing I hate more than forum posts is irony
      1. Podocus
        Podocus
        I see what you did there
        Feb 19, 2020
    12. Turky
      Turky
      I may be poor, but when it comes to friends, I have none
    13. Turky
      Turky
      The prophets foretold that the sign of the apocalypse was movies derived from anime series showing at international theaters
      1. Turky
        Turky
        This weekend. See Sonic the Hedgehog, Bird of Prey, and My Hero Academia: The Stupid Fucking Movie in theaters near you
        Feb 18, 2020
    14. Turky
      Turky
      I was banned from twitch. You could say I'm an ex-streamist.
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      2. Fluffs
        Fluffs
        Fein has no mercy
        Feb 18, 2020
      3. Ebonyslayer
        Ebonyslayer
        @Turky That's a shame cause I think you're a funny guy.
        Feb 18, 2020
      4. MaxwellCoffeeCat
        MaxwellCoffeeCat
        oh my god
        Feb 18, 2020
    15. Turky
      Turky
      Enough cock rating, it's time for full-scale production and investment
    16. Turky
      Turky
      Screw valentines day, I hope everyone has a relaxing friday
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      2. Ebonyslayer
        Ebonyslayer
        I got disappointed by an anime, but other than that, its been a good day.
        Feb 14, 2020
      3. Podocus
        Podocus
        Feb 14, 2020
      4. howtoprocrastinate
        howtoprocrastinate
        Hope your Friday was relaxing
        Feb 14, 2020
    17. Turky
      Turky
      Maybe fate is the idea that if you knew everything that you effected, if you could go back you wouldn't change anything
      1. CrowWolf
        CrowWolf
        i think it would be an impossible feat. sure you could travel back in time to change an event but that wouldnt be the same time, YOUR time, merely another time-line.
        Feb 13, 2020
    18. Turky
      Turky
      I want to know what it's like to experience silence in nature. Like, no traffic noise.
      1. Podocus
        Podocus
        It's the eeriest feeling one could get. Quiet but ominous.
        Feb 11, 2020
      2. Saeryen
        Saeryen
        Have you been to an arboretum or botanical gardens?
        Feb 11, 2020
      3. Turky
        Turky
        Nope
        Feb 11, 2020
    19. Turky
      Turky
      Why is the Kaeru dead? My professional medical opinion? She DIED!
      1. howtoprocrastinate
        howtoprocrastinate
        I'm the Brillant Detective
        Feb 11, 2020
      2. Turky
        Turky
        Deduckshin
        Feb 11, 2020
    20. Turky
      Turky
      I feel like a big ol shit pile of shit with shit in it
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      2. Yowai
        Yowai
        @Turky Your most welcome. *sending good and positive vibes your way*
        Feb 10, 2020
      3. GTOwlnizuka
        GTOwlnizuka
        But mon frer, how will the flowers grow without a little shit now and then? You're just fertilizing for your lovely future right now, sug!
        Feb 10, 2020
      4. Ebonyslayer
        Ebonyslayer
        Its true, fertilizer has its place in the ecosystem.
        Feb 10, 2020
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Nov 26, 1998 (Age: 21)
    Location:
    Outside of Yonkers
    Gender:
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    Favorite Anime:
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