Merry Christmas everyone <3 Dec 25, 2019
Merry Christmas everyone <3
Everything's flooded for the third time this month. I'm living on an island within an island. Islandception.
I was carrying my ukulele down the road in its case. Someone asked, 'do you play an instrument?' I said, 'oh, just a little guitar'.
Happy Halloween to everyone.
AAAAAH I LOVE YOU TABBES PLS SIGN THIS STUFFED CAT I GOT IN YOUR HONOR
In my heart, I'm giving all of these replies a like.
Bananya has returned. Art has nowhere to go from here.
Just disgraceful. How dare art even try.
Ah, sleep. I remember that.
Getting up this morning was an unnecessary act of masochism.
Big same @me rn, waking up in the middle of the night and struggling to go back to sleep x_x
I'd be happy to put you out of your misery..... Again >.>
@ValkyrieNight oh, you tease!
Drunk the equivalent of a small lake today. Still thirsty.
I've been a member for a year! I got a badge!
I've been a badge for a year! I got a member!
@MythicalTurkey you can keep your member to yourself!
2 hot 2 humid
Preach! I got that FL feeling
@Tabbes Ahh, much better XD
At your service *bows*
Cute fox deity wanted for household help and fluffy times. Apply within.
Hmm...I would but fluffy times sounds super sketchy on top of household help. X3
It's totally legit. Honest!
Dammit. I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's seven years in a row now.
I survived my paper cut. You can all stop worrying now.
He took a scissors to a piece of paper and lived to tell the tale.
@Katoire it's where you get a small cut on your finger from the edge of a piece of paper.
Thank you, oh wise kitty cat ... I'm so much smarter now ...
Endgame was amazing. Blown away.
It was the spectacle of spectacles of the year. A true cinema event that needs to be seen in the cinemas before some jackfuck spoils it and gets his ass beaten for spoiling it.
The sun is out! The sun is out! Oh, wait. It's raining.
Seeing Endgame on Wednesday. Considering turning off internet until then and living under upturned bucket.
This is why I need human slaves :/
@Tabbes get them to clean out your litter box too!
Live footage of Tabbes! XD
Two days of sunshine must be punished by a week's worth of rain. It's British Law.
@Tabbes I failed. I didn’t even have a coat on, my shirt was stuck to me, rain in my eyes. I failed as a Brit. :’(
@interregnum if we let @Katoire have 5 rainy days, I'll throw in *all* the Spice Girls.
@hell0emi you get Brit Points back for complaining about the weather, bonus points if you had a cup of tea to warm up.
Woo! Earl Grey and Emma Bunton.
Suck it, Louisiana Purchase.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee. Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Oh alrighty then ...
Likes needed for personal vanity project. Please give generously.
The suspense is almost to little to care about.
@Gens the cat eats the chocolate and marshmallow filled graham crackers and dies of chocolate poisoning. It's a tragedy of Shakespearean proportions.
@Katoire your wish is my command. Even though I'll get shouted at for not posting it in the puns thread.
Why do I have the ability to report my own posts?
For those special moments where you experience instant regret.
Please don't report your own posts. It's a waste of the moderators' time, @flyingmouth.
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