Maddiemouse
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Oct 19, 1995 (Age: 25)
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Maddiemouse

Well-Known Member, Female, 25, from A cardboard box

My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol. Mar 24, 2021

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May 7, 2021 at 4:10 PM
    1. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      My backup plan is just my original plan but with more alcohol.
    2. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      I planned to work out and have a nice body for people to look at this summer, but then I remembered I like food more than I like people...
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      2. Ebonyslayer
        Ebonyslayer
        You can eat well and work out, but I guess that's my mentality as a guy.
        Mar 4, 2021
      3. Dankvart
        Dankvart
        A killer-quote! Gonna steal it XD
        Also for some reason made me think that Infected Mushroom - Converting Vegetarians should play in the background XD
        Mar 4, 2021
      4. BrainBlow
        BrainBlow
        Working out makes food taste better.
        Mar 5, 2021
    3. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      My son screamed like a little girl when he saw a spider so no paternity test was needed.
      1. Ebonyslayer
        Ebonyslayer
        If it was a poisonous spider I would definitely understand.
        Mar 1, 2021
      2. Slinderman407
        Slinderman407
        That boy was scared of a spider? Weak, I haven't been scared around spiders ever sense I learned their weakness, flamethrowers.
        Mar 2, 2021
    4. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      You guys Gorilla Glue is not for hair care, it is lip balm. Spread the word.
      1. SanaSans
        SanaSans
        If I could like this, I would.
        Feb 16, 2021
    5. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      Some would call me a "Foodie", but that definition is too refined. I'm more along the lines of a glutton.
    6. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      Just recently got hooked on That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime and LOVE it!
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      2. D4RKS3NS3I
        D4RKS3NS3I
        Good shit man, it's definetly a great manga, so I'mma guess it's a good anime too lel
        Feb 11, 2021
      3. TheNuisance1
        TheNuisance1
        Yeah it’s good enough, haven’t read in a long while tho
        Feb 11, 2021
      4. Oscar90
        Oscar90
        I love it too. The Light Novel is good too. I'm so tempted to buy this big slime plush i keep seeing.
        Feb 11, 2021
    7. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      Show her you care this Valentine's Day by grabbing anything off the CVS shelf with a heart on it.
    8. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      If a supervisor at work gets the Covid, do the people who kiss his ass have to get tested? Asking for a friend...
      1. Hayane
        Hayane
        The only viable test would be that new one from china, nose swab test won't work with those species.
        Feb 7, 2021
      2. TheNuisance1
        TheNuisance1
        Yeah most definitely because he was a close contact!!
        Feb 7, 2021
    9. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      "Truth does not mind being questioned. A lie does not like being challenged." - Someone
      1. LUCIIIII
        LUCIIIII
        oohh that hit hard, so true though
        Feb 7, 2021
    10. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      Happy I just got promoted to Well-known member lol
      1. D4RKS3NS3I
        D4RKS3NS3I
        Yay welcome to the club, now it's your duty to DESTROY HUMANITY
        Feb 5, 2021
      2. Maddiemouse
        Maddiemouse
        @D4RKS3NS3I Thanks, I will become a grim reminder to society lol
        Feb 5, 2021
      3. YandereYuno
        Feb 5, 2021
    11. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      Homeschooling day 4: trying to get this kid transferred out of my class.
    12. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      When a kid says " Daddy, I want mommy", that's the kid version of "I'd like to speak to your supervisor."
      1. D4RKS3NS3I
        D4RKS3NS3I
        I'm too scared of my mom to say that to my dad lmao
        Feb 2, 2021
      2. LUCIIIII
        LUCIIIII
        omg
        Feb 3, 2021
    13. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      I drive more safely when there's food in the passenger seat than when there's a person sitting there.
      1. Akishima
        Akishima
        Ain't that the truth! I'm so unused to driving with people in the car, that it's actually kind of scary when there are. Too distracting. And I can eat and drive- not so great with the talking and driving.
        Jan 30, 2021
    14. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Pitbull lyrics.
      1. Oscar90
        Oscar90
        The sound it made was probably better too.
        Jan 23, 2021
      2. Mentallysighing
        Mentallysighing
        Why the hate for Mr. Worldwide
        Jan 23, 2021
    15. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      I saved a ton of money on a security system by hanging a picture of my paycheck on the front door.
      1. D4RKS3NS3I
        D4RKS3NS3I
        Lol that was a nice self burn
        Jan 18, 2021
    16. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.
    17. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      My son is on guitar, my daughters are on drums and harmonica, and I’m on my second ibuprofen.
      1. D4RKS3NS3I
        D4RKS3NS3I
        Oh god just thinking about it, my heads hurts
        Jan 15, 2021
      2. SPOICAT
        SPOICAT
        This is why I wouldn’t like to have kids
        Jan 15, 2021
    18. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      Two squirrels are fighting to the death in my bird feeder right now and I think I’m finally ready to get rid of cable TV.
      1. TheNuisance1
        TheNuisance1
        That reminds me of AOT
        Jan 10, 2021
      2. D4RKS3NS3I
        D4RKS3NS3I
        Jan 10, 2021
      3. TheNuisance1
        TheNuisance1
        @D4RKS3NS3I funny i didnt bother look at the pic until you said it. Its all coming together now xD
        Jan 10, 2021
    19. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      I want to be that grandma someday that everyone is afraid to take out in public.
      1. Fuyosan
        Fuyosan
        I'll gladly take out my grandma even if she's like that! I can be your grandchild imaginatively if so.
        Dec 30, 2020
    20. Maddiemouse
      Maddiemouse
      If I have to be awake, everyone has to be awake. – birds
      1. TurtleSlayer
        TurtleSlayer
        Same for crickets, cicadas, and dogs. XD
        Dec 29, 2020
      2. Bloodlord739
        Bloodlord739
        Fucking crickets *insert angry face emoji*
        Dec 30, 2020
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Oct 19, 1995 (Age: 25)
    Location:
    A cardboard box
    Gender:
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