Guys I am witnessing Nicholas Cage redeem a movie with no redeeming qualities. This is amazeballs. Just imagine Five Nights at Freddy's but the vulnerable security guard is replaced with fucking Doom Guy, but this doom guy also loves the shit out of pinball. The movie is just a bunch of shitty exposition and Cage beating the ever loving snotout of evil animatronics, but somehow it works if you're
drunk enough in the right mindset. Just look at this:
This is after he has killed several animatronic nightmares like it was a goddamn Tuesday.
Cage doesn't utter a single line of dialogue through the entire movie. He still manages to be a giant ham with just his physical acting. Have some fookin' respect for this feat.
Like everything else about this movie is awful. All the other actors suck balls, it's ugly as fuck, the effects are spiked dildoes, but I do not give a single fuck because I just want to watch Cage play pinball and fuck shit up and that is what he does for the entire mother cunting movie. The critics have been very harsh on this movie and probably rightly so, but if the above pinball scene tickles your taint even a little then give this one a shot.