Yorokobe shounen. Kimi no negai wa, youyaku kanau. Which means in English,’ Hello. My name is Kirei Kotomine and today I will explain you why Emiya Shirou’s cooking is bad.'From now on, I will try to use the language of the one and only pro cook, who can easily shit on Gordon Ramsay cooking skills. Well, here it goes. Shirou's cooking lacks Haachama chama soul. Just look at his mapo-tofu chama. I, as a man, as a person that loves cooking and as an active fan of Haachama chama cooking, find Shirou’s cooking skills beyond outrageous, chama.Cooking is not simply about following a recipe, chama chama, it is about putting one’s heart into cooking, chama-chama. Shirou, chama, however, has one hell of an average character and even his cooking proves that he is average, Hachama chama.OverallAll in all, 5 Hachama chama out of 10. If you want to get better at cooking, chama, you need to watch Hachama chama cooking and you will get better in no time. I hope that you will, chama, find my piece of advice useful, Hachama chama, and it will help you become a better cook, chama. No matter if you are, chama, a male, or a female, chama, being able to cook is a very useful skill, chama, to have!